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2021

24

Mar

Cara Delevingne’s Fingering her Asshole Stance of the Day

It looks like Cara Delevingne has been cast for some fitness or athletic leisurewear company which is only funny to me because I think of her as more of a drunk party girl who likely does recreational drugs with all her other rich and overhyped friends…meaning she’s got zero to do with fitness…but she’s skinny….

It’s like how Kate Hudson has a fitness line when girl drinks three bottles of wine a night according to my assumptions since I don’t actually know what any of these idiots do….

In these shots, you can see Cara doing weird vaginal things like fingering her asshole, pussy illuminati….and a titty grab…and the whole thing is stupid, lesbian humor…but she’s skinny…

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2020

29

Sep

Cara Delevingne Slutty Cowboy of the Day

Lesbian Cara Delevingne is in some cowboy outfit, appropriating the cowboy way of life, or at least the late 70s-90s cowboy fashion sense, all while not wearing a pair of Cowboy boots liek the fucking hack that she is…

I never understood her hype, never found her hot, figured she was just cast by Chanel thanks to her rich mom being a customer of Chanel and thanks to the world being a bunch of follower fucks, she went viral, now has 44 million followers and isn’t going anywhere…except maybe to the doctor to get ointment for that shit that Ashley Benson’s pussy left on her lip…

Like Stella Maxwell, the other lesbian model Cara preys on the higher profile people to elevate her own existence…she at one time scissored Michelle Rodriguez (gross), she compared fish flavors through taste tests with young Kaia Gerber, you know to get some of that Kaia Gerber hype or clout, and whoever else this snake is climbing the ladders with…

Anyway, as Americans, you should cancel this trash for mocking your ways, while living in your country and trying to dominate your celebrity, entertainment and fashion world, all while being terribly uneventful.

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2020

16

Jul

Cara Delevingne is Fucking Kaia Gerber of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is some evil predator as far as I’m concerned and she’s taken a liking to babysitting Kaia Gerber, in part because lesbians can groom young girls as well as dudes can, just ask Ellen and her Wayfair pillow, but also because Cara Delevingne was an overhyped media scam that made no sense and eating the soul of the younger “it-girls”…is just what they do…Illuminati shit.

I don’t know what these idiots are up to or what they are protesting, I just know that Cara Delevingne is a fucking creep and not even a hot creep which is really the big mystery in all of this, like how did such a pile of shit become a “top model”….LIES man…that’s how….it’s all just bullshit.

Anyway, if you or someone you know knows Kaia Gerber, send her a text and make sure she’s not a victim of a sexual predator….because based on her brother’s insanity that you can google, they were obviously raised in a fucking weird setting amongst weird people, with a mom who who stage parented them hard….even though she’s Cindy Crawford…

PS….these idiots don’t care about any political, social or meaningful activism, it’s all for ego, bullshit, media coverage…so don’t believe ANYTHING a celebrity has to say, they are fucking puppets..by definition…they are fucking puppets.

Losers.

Kaia looking bored with her hand up for justice
Kaia Gerber Cara Delevingne

And then Margaret Qualley was all like “but I thought I was your boyfriend”

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2020

17

Mar

Hollywood Lesbians Try to Leech Off Young Kaia in these Hard Times of the Day

I don’t know if this is a SUCK ON HER PUSSY that is now TRENDING on the internet like they both once did, in efforts to steal her soul, so that they are TRENDING too….

Or if it is just some sick fetish these lesbian perverts have, as young relevant pussy probably tastes better to fame whores, than irrelevant old pussy.

Maybe they are just being bored rich LA based idiots who know they can get some paparazzi couverage riding the coatails of the young and relevant girl.

Or maybe they are all damaged idiots who can’t quarantine alone, because they are never alone, so they all “HUNKER” down in their big spacious houses together so that the quarantine is fun….and when things get desperate or boring they can always rape the young one.

Either way, Ashley Benson and Cara Delevigne are fucking predators and their social distancing is fucking shit….let’s hope in all this Coronavirus hype – at least some of this trash dies off…but it won’t because they are rich…I mean just the groceries they got at trendy EREWOHN probably cost 5k.

NOT TO MENTION…they have staff, assistants, etc to do this for them…so it’s clearly a “Look at me” situation. More reason to hate ALL these garbage cunts…


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2020

17

Feb

Cara Delevingne Nude of the Day

Cara Delevingne Naked Nude

Cara Delevingne is so edgy with her blurred out nude tanning pics she posted up to social media (I assume). I don’t believe in double checking my work and if I see the shit, I post the shit…but either way….edgy with her implied nudity you care barely see because it is a reflection…some High Concept Art that probably took a solid 20 seconds to figure out….because vain bitches stare at themselves all day in any reflective surface…from car tints to metal knives or spoons…to traditional mirrors, selfie cams…ANY shiny surface…like they are fucking

Blurred out images make me laugh, guys are so encouraging – when a girl puts a nude or half nude or even an implied nude that is blurry as shit and you can’t make out the asshole, or really if there’s even asshole, or if a girl in the pic..not to say Cara Delvingne is a girl…they send praise…so much pervert praise….yet dudes are the ones called out for being misogynistic…when we’re like “TITS – AMAZING” and freak out over even the ugliest of tits.

It is girls who get mad at other girl tits, that is why I like to pretend I am a girl writing this site, because I make fun of whores out there for attention like I am a chick, in an attempt to trap a chick in my loving arms…

ANYWAY…Cara…the Ashley Benson fucking lesbian “model”, socialite, scam who went viral a few years ago, and who has fisted at least one other female celebrity (Michelle Rodriguez) who I guess is a gateway to lesbianism…since I’m not convinced she doesn’t have a dick…before settling on Ashley Benson from Pretty Little Liars fame, the one with the big tits, who together they likely do drugs and hang because that’s what being rich and important means….needs to put more Ashley Benson TITS into her titty reveals…

Cara Delevingne Naked Nude

Here she is kissing Ashley Benson for Valentine’s Day
Cara Delevingne Ashley Benson Kiss

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2019

16

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot

This is the kind of Calendar I would get just to inspire me to kill myself every day of 2020…

You know, Calendars are a dated concept, and a HORRIBLE fucking gift….because I have a fucking computer and a phone and I don’t need your tree killing shit to hang up in my garage like I care about what date it is…when every day is basically the same fucking pile of misery….but I figure if 2020 is the year you want to kill yourself, this is the best way to do it…fucking stick it above your bed or in your shower and cross off every day looking at these scamming, unattractive, rich cunts who trolled pop culture into thinking they matter, while reminding yourself that this is the world we live in and it’s miserable…and if you’re not suicidal, because like me you find living LOLz cuz everyone is so ridiculous and nothing matters….gift it to someone who is suicidal….or who you hope is suicidal cuz you don’t like them but know they don’t like themselves…because it may inspire them to kill themselves too…cuz that’s how shit Kendall and Cara are…the kind of shit that make people think they’d rather be dead than live in a world that celebrates them.


Kendall Jenner Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot

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2019

22

Nov

Cara Delevingne Lesbian Pants of the Day

OVER RATED FAKE LESBIAN FOR ATTENTION CLIMBING THE SCENE CUZ SHE STARTED OUT RICH AND CONNECTED AND IT WAS EASY TO TRICK THE WORLD INTO THINKING SHE HAD SUBSTANCE, WAS AN IT GIRL, WHEN ALL SHE WAS WAS JUST THE DAUGHTER OF A BIG CHANEL SHOPPER WHO TRICKED THEM INTO LETTING HER MODEL FOR THEM CHECK….and yes I wrote that in caps.

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2019

04

Nov

Cara Delevingne Nude of the Day

Cara Delevingne Nude

Rich kid Cara Delevingne who turned into a model and then turned into a lesbian is nude for some new fashion campaign and it is as anti-climatic as her sex with Ashley Benson, even though the whole model lifestyle has helped lesbian Benson drop some 15-35 pounds of lazy no longer on TV fat…which I guess is a win to anyone who gives a fuck about Ashley Benson…..while her girlfriend, the pervert manipulator who gamed her way into celebrity gets paid or overpaid for whatever this bullshit is…

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2019

30

Aug

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

Cara Delevingne Naked

CARA DELEVINGNE in some dumb looking movie fucking Orlando Bloom who must be happy to get some time away from soul sucker Katy Perry and her dumb face….ass….gunt…and cankles…

Not to say Cara Delevingne is any better, I thought this was an old David Bowie GIF when I first saw it, before seeing the tits, but realized it was some overhyped rich kid socialite who manipulated her way into modeling, as well as into the pants of celebrity women, as she now tries to become an actor, which shouldn’t be hard for the phony bitch, as acting requires no talent…

Good enough tits though. I mean sure the nipples are placed weird, but I didn’t even know she had tit, so there’s that…


Cara Delevingne Naked

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2019

14

Aug

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

Cara Delevingne Naked

Cara Delevingne boring way to start the blogging day…

Either I’m jaded, desensitized, which I was 15 years ago when I started this site and have yet to be inspired or impressed with the shit pop culture brings us….or this photoshoot sucks, because it does nothing to me….inside my core being…

I know I am typically indifferent, jaded and desensitized, and I don’t really care about any of this and never have but I’ve been doing it daily and see it as a nice opportunity to call out these idiots as scams, or hacks, for the inconsistent bullshit they market to us.

In Cara’s case, she had rich parents who helped them go viral on the internet….allowed her to go
to all the best parties and sign up with the cool people and thus becoming cool to a bunch of fucking losers like Cara did…

But it’s like none of that even matters….cuz what’s going on in this shoot is so fucking boring…you can’t even get mad or annoyed about the lesbian for the Media and attention that scenester girl is….we call this “so boring that even when getting naked for attention is boring”….

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