Here’s a drunk Caroline Vreeland producing some nude content in Paris, which is complete with a name trop to a more famous Fashion Influencer named Chiara The Blonde Salad, because you can’t produce annoying nude videos with annoying internet “Up Talk”, where they sound like retarded babies from the Valley with a speech issue…

But she does have giant tits and giant tits must be celebrated even if they come with annoying.

I am sure this is hold, because she’s bigger now, fatter now, a mom of two now…but who the fuck cares it’s tits.

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Caroline Vreeland brought her best TARZAN JUNGLE TITTY to the internet, which isn’t really meant to be as racist as it sounds, because when you think JUNGLE TITTY, you typically have a different visual that the aryan who likely had Nazi ancestors. She’s a GERMAN.

She’s got tits that would terrify me if I wasn’t so desensitized, just he idea of her carrying those around hurt my old out of shape back.

You’ve heard of tits bigger than your head, I think that she’s got nipples bigger than your head, but not necessarily because she’s got giant nipples which can be terrifying to look at, but because her tits are so big she needs the giant nipples to try to make the things look proportionate…it’s like no one had any choice in the matter when she walked into whatever radioactive device she walked into to develop the super tits…

This is the weirdest but likely the best birth defect a chick can have….this shit is bananas…you know jungle shit.

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There’s something really terrifying about this picture. At a certain point you have to wonder if there is some kind of genetic condition going on, because when natural tits get to a size and keep on growing, it’s almost like a disability.

When Caroline Vreeland is in her 50s and 60s, if she’s not already, she’s going to have to cart those fuckers around the cruise ship using their own walker, or bell-hop luggage cart, because there is no way her back can handle this shit.

Unless she’s gaming all her fans by face-tuning/photoshopping the tits to be giant monstrous things or it is morbidly obesity….these giant veiny piles of fat and flesh are crazy.

I know there are plenty of big tit lovers, wired to love big tits, but as far as I’m concerned there is such thing as too big, there is a breaking point, there is a too good to be good…and I think Vreeland is approaching that limit…it’s fine line to walk…and I’m sure she’s walking it hunched over and with chronic pain…these things are nuts..

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Caroline Vreeland may not be a household name, but she was an early to instagram LA scenester who managed to re-position herself as more than just a set of tits when she was trying to launch her music career by attaching herself to the fashion industry and going to fashion parties, before finding a French Canadian man to marry and have kids with, which apparently brought her back to being a set of tits that makes money on her exclusive content site.

Well, the personality, who already had giant, freakish sized breasts recently had her second kid, I assume her giant, freakish sized breasts are milk filled, making them even more giant and freakish, which is probably great for business because her fan base have that titty fetish and now she’s basically just one giant set of tits walking through life….

It’s terrifying, it’s impressive, especially to a small tit lover like me, who’s into tiny tits, this is overwhelming which is amazing.

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Caroline Vreeland has become a hometown hottie thanks to love. From my understanding the big titty model was in LA doing the influencer thing pretty much in the first wave of influencers, she attached herself to bigger and more popular people, went to all the parties and at one of those parties she found the Canadian man she wanted to breed with, and breed with him she did….in a way that wasn’t necessarily the most traditional because she documented the whole thing on her onlyfans for her titty fetish fans that were into seeing her tits all engorged like her uterus.

Now, I’m all for ready to drop porn, it basically validates what I think about the opportunistic women being addicted to getting jerked off to, seeking the jerk off in the least traditional, wholesome or Christian way.

I’ve seen pregnant strippers working months longer than they should be….and it’s always hot to write out their story, their addictions, the reason they’d do that which is likely because people like you find it hot and throw money at it. I don’t know.

In Vreeland’s case, maybe it’s being into the money, into the attendion, or just into showing off the wonderful pregnant form, until you look too close at the engorged tits all veiny like a rotting corpse, looking like they are about to explode in a terrible way, not in the kind of way that will feed a small African vision because they have so much milk inside them, but they’ve got so much milk inside them.

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Oh buddy.

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Caroline Vreeland was an LA based set of big scenester tits that were aspiring to be a singer, only to decide to try the fashion thing because a distant relative of hers was an important figure at Vogue and she could leverage that to her benefit, only to end up in shitty Montreal Canada where she’s had one French Canadian baby and is onto her second French Canadian baby, while still producing OnlyFans titty content because she understands with tits like this, you gotta make money off them, especially when they are official mommy milkers, cuz she’s actually pregnant…

I don’t know how I feel about pregnant chicks doing OnlyFans and I don’t even know how I feel about Caroline Vreeland’s giant greased up like a pig at a wrestle tits, but they happened, they exist and well….check em out….it’s just gross across the board…but the TITS so big!

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It’s Friday, all the local girls are out there in their short skirts, showing off their long legs, rocking their braless tits….ready for a good time, a weekend gangbang….but none of the local girls are quite as huge breasted as Caroline Vreeland who has moved to Canada, in what I would assume was to stalk me, since I’m such a pivotal part of her career as I talk shit staring at her huge tits…

It’s Friday motherfuckers and thus a sex party in my pants….where everyone’s invited…but no one has shown up….reminiscent of my childhood social gatherings…

But hey, check out Vreeland’s currently pregnant MILKERS…they are TERRIFYING and also AMAZING…

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Caroline Vreeland was an LA hipster on instagram back in the early days of instagram, she was able to leverage her last name, that may not even be her actual last name on her birth certificate, but one of her relatives was a big player at VOGUE for a decades in the early days, so it was an angle that could be used for some self pushed NEPOTISM, rather than organic nepotism….

It’s basically the kind of nepotism that requires you to walk around with your DNA tests, family tree and a portfolio case or powerpoint presentation that you can use to explain to everyone who you are related to, why you are important and why you deserve the VIP…

Couple that self starter, self promoting approach with some GIANT FUCKING tits and you’ve got a recipe to win…..

Despite having all it takes to win, she ended up doing OnlyFans, while still doing fashion while moving to Canada from LA…and well….that works better for me, cuz the fashion industry is trash, but not trashy enough to jerk off to….but titty content, especially sloppy titty content may be….especially since she’s preggers and the tits that started out giant are far more giant…wild.

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Caroline Vreeland is a local hottie, so it’s important for me to bring nothing by praise her way….in the event I am out busking for stripper money and she walks past me and recognizes my internet troll stance….which won’t happen, since this site barely exists, but IMAGINE it did….

Not worth talking shit on someone, especially when that someone is a respectable wife and mother who moonlights posting racy content for the pervert fans with credit cards because it pays.

The racy content for the pervert fans is just “Instagram Influencer 2.0″….you have the dudes by the balls thanks to your tits, they already follow you and just beg for more tit, pervert sites repost the tits, and then brand deals are too few and far between, now that the celebs have decided to be influencers, or everyone and their mother became influences, so the real hero move, the strategic business move, is getting paid off the actual fans who care…

So yeah, big boobs bigger than your head in some artsy bath-tub selfies when the kid is at daycare or with the dad…is my kind of parenting…and I guess my kind of infleuncer influencing….because ultimately, even calling themselves influencers is a fucking joke, most of these people couldn’t influence anyone to do much but jerk off to them….OR in them….

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