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2014

24

Apr

Cassandra Dawn is Magical of the Day

One of my favorite girls is Cassandra Dawn and here she is in a shoot for Arman Thanvir

She’s looking a perfect level of native American, that makes me want to rape and pillage a small village just to win her hand in marriage…meets tanned asian working the rice paddy fields of vietnam where I save her with a North American passport…

You see, pictures of her inspire all kinds of things in me….99 percent of them very fucking sexual…

What a babe…

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2014

08

Apr

Cassandra Dawn is Rockin’ her Bikini of the Day

Cassandra Dawn is a nicely tanned exotic looking angel sent from heaven that posted a few pictures of her in a bikini reminding us that our lives fucking suck…because we don’t live in a place where girls are in bikinis and if we do…we are probably not with those girls in a bikini because we can’t spend our days with girls in bikinis, because girls don’t like us…but at the same time her bikini brings us hope of a better tomorrow, because girls like her exist…

I was talking to some homeless person the other day, as I do, because they are really understand how the world works in a schizophrenic, even autism way…by throwing away all that convention like paying taxes, and having job, or a house, or food…and I was telling him he should leave Canada homelessness to hit up homelessness in Florida or California, where it is hot and there are bikini babes, and he told me that was his plan when he retired…a story that has nothing to do with Cassandra Dawn in a bikini…but that confused the hell out of me.

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2014

27

Mar

Singing with Cassandra Dawn in her Car of the Day

I have a thing for this amazing model you may or may not have heard of naked CASSANDRA DAWN ….I follow her on instagram and I’m pretty into her native, despite being asian, look…

I don’t mean native, like some truck stop, toothless bitch who drank too much gas since they don’t have any booze on the reserve where she lives, you know destroyed because the asshole white man stole her land and instilled his society on her people, that for 1000s of years they never had to adapt to, and some never could really transition, but rather like a native goddess you’d see in the movies who lures the cowboy to her side…after he sees her bathing in the creek…only Cassandra Dawn is asian…and amazing…

I saw this video of her singing, it made me want to google her old nude pics that are all over the internet…like these ones…because that’s what you do when you have crushes…you stalk….romantically…

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2014

27

Feb

Creeping Cassandra Dawn’s Instagram of the Day

I love Cassandra Dawn …because she’s a fucking babe…

In case you don’t know who she is, she is a pretty well known girl in the LA scene…who has been around for a minute…but is still under 25…so we can hope will be around for a lot more minutes…preferably spending some of those minutes as my my wife…because I have commitment issues but she’s so good I am willing to try…

You see, she’s got this great fucking look, and smile and this perfect balance of perfect…a tall, asian, with a twin, who if you google will see her naked shoots for companies like Playboy and TREATS…and we all know how much I love girl willing to get naked because naked is beautiful and naked is not a big deal or something we should hide…it should be celebrated…especially in pictures so I can participate without leaving my house…

That said, naked or not, we don’t want to focus on the past, the past just brought us here…it’s more about the future….

FOLLOW HER but don’t try to steal her from me…it will upset me. I don’t like sharing the few girls I like with you. I like to hoard but she’s too fun to keep for myself…

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2014

14

Feb

Cassandra Dawn Should be My Valentine of the Day


I am in love with CASSANDRA DAWN …and not just because it is Valentine’s Day…but because she’s serious hotness…

I should be be writing her love poems…or romance novels…all on her instagram…because last time I checked…the instagram of bikini models is always where they fall in love…especially to someone as charming as me…

It is Valentine’s Day after all…But instead I am more into crying about where my ice has gone wrong…and why I am writing about these babes…while married to something that looks like it belongs on a Dairy farm.

This isn’t about me, it’s about Cassandra Dawn and her bikini photos…that are amazing..

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2014

20

Jan

Instagram Creepin’ Cassandra Dawn of the Day

Her name is Cassandra Dawn and creeping her instagram is how I am ringing in Martin Luther King day, even though she’s not black, but motherfucker, she inspires me and makes me want to stand on a podium and inspire you with my very own I had a dream speech…that would probably include descriptive sex scenes like I was that bitch who wrote 50 Shades of Grey, only a little darker…straight from the basement level rape alley of my soul…

Here are some of her instagram pics to start my day at 4 pm EST.

CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

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