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2014

21

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Dump

Whenever talking to a group of girls, where one of them is in a cast or a brace from some kind of injury, or clearly subpar for the group due to being ugly as fuck, you must never ask the leader of their group “how much for the broken one”…they will all get mad at you wanting a discount…or maybe they get mad because you’re implying they are whores, even though logically, we’re all fucking whores…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning

Ice Bucket Challenge Founder Dies from Drowning…
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I Like the Katy Perry Ice Bucket Challenge
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The Best GIFs of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video
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Anna Wintour Ice Bucket Challenge.
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Hot Girls in Towels
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MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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The Best Picture Ever…
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Foo Fighters Ice Bucket Challenge
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Rihanna’s Got a Pug Face and Hard Nipples
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Jessica Alba at a Some Movie Premiere
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COUGARS LIKE TO FUCK ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Here are a bunch of College Cheerleaders
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Farrah Abraham Makes 544,000
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Shooting Watermelons
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2014

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I like long skinny legs. I just don’t like trying to decipher because with hormones in the food and slutty dressing, I was next to 4 babes who looked 15 and unattractive because I like older and more damaged, and they were talking about their second year of college…and frosh week, making me realize that I am old, and all girls, even 20 year olds are babies to me……except for Nicki Minaj…but Here’s Nicki Minaj, white trained white girl who was black enough to fake being black so white girls buy her shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Crazy Booty
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14 Celebs Ice Bucket Challenge
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Hot Babe in a SHeer Dress
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Estate has lost the Battle for the millions
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Tits on Instagram….
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Slut of the Day
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Nicki Minaj Insane Ass Pic
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Cop in Ferguson Tells Protestos He Will Kill Them…
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Megan Fox Doing Mom Shit
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Rihanna Has Hard Nipples
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Kanye Loving Kanye
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Ramona Singer Has the Best Pokies
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Hilary DUff Thickness
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Jessica Simpson Wants to Stuff her Ass with Silicone…
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Maria Sharapova Promoting Bullshit
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Dogs Taking Baths
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Jessica Alba is Still Hot
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Jessica ALba’s Filled in Face Has Hard Nipples
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Rihanna in Short Shorts
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Rihanna TOuching Herself
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are Done
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Lindsay Lohan Legs
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Lady Gaga is a Horrible Nightmare
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Kate Upton Fails at Ice Buckets
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Claudia Romani Broken Down in a Bikini
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Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge
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Russian Clubs are Awesome
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Jessica Hart See Through
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Helen Hunt Not So Sexy Bikini Cool Down
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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron’s Fake Relationship is Over…
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Jungle Book Cast Names
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Lindsay Lohan Deleted her Pic with Tina Fey….Scandal
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Topless Pilot
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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This Isn’t Very Cute
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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A Great Dismount
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Bella THorne in her Bikini
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In case you were wondering, trying to finger a drunk passed out girl on a park bench at 4 am, will never end well, even when you say that you fell asleep and had no idea what your crazy pervert hands were doing while you were obviously dreaming. The same applies to buses, trains, planes and anywhere else you may try to finger an unsuspecting girl…

That’s all I have to say about that, here are some morning links…

Hot Wet Girls Air Drying…
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The James Foley Beheading Video
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Pierce Bronsan Playing Goldeneye for N64 with Some Asshole
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French Montana Holds Money Like a Phone
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Tits
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Adrianne Curry in a Bikini
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JWoww is a Monster
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Here’s a Street Racing Prank
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J.Lo is Dating Her Boy Toy Again
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Jessica Lowndes CLeavage
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Mischa Barton is Partying in Europe – Instead of Making Movies..
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Portia de Rossi Sky Writes Sex…
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Kanye Loving Kanye
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2014

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s is magical thing that happens when you hang out with low level porn girls…called Chlamydia…that really isn’t magical at all…especially when in your throat…but that goes away with meds…Science that is better than the Kate Upton Ice Bucket challenge…that as bad as it is, the good news is Kate Upton didn’t think it was the ice cream bucket challenge…because that’d be some dirty fat girl video I don’t think I could handle..

I prefer the ice bucket fails…

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Best Shark GIFS
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A Bunch of Thigh Gap
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Jared Leto Had Gay Sex with an Arquette and apparently he has a Huge Penis
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10 Birds Who Look Like They Are Plotting
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J.Woww Has a New Face
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Sveva Topless in Miami
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10 ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGES
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I Like this Cora Deitz Babe
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Football Team Tarp Water Slide!
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Bella Thorne Acne
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Dakota Fanning is a Sloppy Bitch
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John McCain Dancing is Genius
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Slut of the Day
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Danielle from American Pickers is a Burlesque Girl – HEre is her Body…of work..
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Paul Rudd in Ant-Man
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Every Death Scene from Quentin Tarantino
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28 Hottest Megan Fox Pics…
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Someone’s 2 Million Dollar Pool
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Jennifer Garner…for no reason at all….
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Tits, Tits, Tits… and some ass
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Hot Babes in Selfies
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Irina Shayk is Good
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Here is a Hot Model
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Hot Naked French Actor Called Emmanuelle Beart – Naked
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How Cute Are Her Nipples?
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Bella Thorne Does Social Media
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Rihanna at some Night CLub
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James Franco Pantsless Ice Bucket Challenge
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French Montana Holds Money Like a Phone
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Sofia Vergara Pulls Engagement Stunts
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Beach Day in a Bikini
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Cheerleaders of the 2014 College Football AP Preseason
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Rita Ora in Silver
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Spread That Cunt
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Black Widow Cover Songs…
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Hot and Busty Model for Treats
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Kourtney Kardashia is Pregnant
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Ashley Greene Pokies
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Kimberly Garner is American in a Bikini
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Jessica Lowndes Big Cleavage
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Pixie Lott Panty Flash
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Maitland Ward is Nasty in Malibu
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Christie Brinkley at 60
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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Workout Together
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Wikipedia Vandalism
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Amber Rose is in a Horrible Wedding Gown
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Big Titty Disco!
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Drunk Amateur!
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Sunny Leone is So Slutt
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This is an Interesting Thing to Do…with a Dildo
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Big Black Ass
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Some Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Hot Tits…
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Hot and Naked CHick
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Girl Beaten in a Street Fight
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

19

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have got to the point in my life, where my lesbian friends tell me stories about how they bang curious wives in front of their husbands after a night of drinking…but they never invite me to watch them bang curious wives because even lesbians, who love everyone, and ate out even the grosses of asses – I’m talking to you Rosie, don’t think getting down with my wife while I watch is hot…

But I am not a victim. I can still voyeur, because I am not only friends with uptight lesbians, but also friends with pornstars and hookers, some of the best in the industry and they let me watch them do anything and everything.

I guess in the end – I always win…even if it’s at losing…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Best Wikipedia Vandlism
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Screech Acting Tough in a Saved By the Bell Teaser
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Babes Tugging At Their Clothes
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Close Encounter with a Crocodile
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A Bunch of People Breast Feeding
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Country Music Just Shat on Taylor Swift…For Whatever The Fuck She’s Getting Into
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Lais Ribeiro Topless.
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Hilaria Baldwin is Amazing
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Best Mug Shot
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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I am Still Scared of Lily Allen’s Nipple
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Best Ice Cream
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2014

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Anastasia Ashley’s mom died of ALS, Basketball player Kyrie Irving asked her to do the challenge, she was in London and not in a bikini, even though we like her better in a bikini, she managed to ask a tourist to help her out…and as someone who works with ALS, since her mom died of it, she’s challenged every one of you to donate to ALS, which is an under funded disease…


Top 10 Ice Bucket Challenges
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Eyebrows of the Day
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Man Posed for a Mugshot wearing a t-shirt with His Mug shot…
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Miley Cyrus Pays Tribute to Dog….
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Bethenny Frankel Making Her Titties Pop
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Kelly Brook Huge Tits
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Jenny McCarthy Big Tits
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Beyonce and Rihanna Are Collaborating Cuz Jay Z Has His Bitches in Check
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Rachel Bilson Pregnant as Fuck
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Some Trash Named Velvet Sky in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Naked Austrian Music Fest
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Ice Cream Flavor of the Day
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23 Hottest Zoe Saldana Pics
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Mila Kunis is Over the Whole Pregnancy Thing
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Selena and Justin Back On….
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Ashley Greene in a Bikini
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Random Chick in Some Topless Candid Pics
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All Of Designer Bags Stolen From This Texas Blossom’s Ridiculous Closet Are Fake
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Nina Agdal Bikinis
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Britney Spears is Back in Vegas
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This is the Hottest Ass You’ll See in a Bikini
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Adrienne Curry Bikini…
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Paula Labareds Back To School Lingerie
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Elizabeth Olsen Photoshoot…
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Miley Cyrus Meet and Greet
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Irina Shayk Agua Bendita 2015
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Really Weak Ice Bucket Challenge…
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Tinashe Got Some Tits
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Some Italian Chick in a Bikini
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Demi Moore Gun Cake
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X-Tina Brings Elegance to her Daughters Name…
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Kobe Bryant Takes Over High School Game and Does an Interview…
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Gays Who Look Creepily Like Each Other
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Four Friends Working Out Nude….
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Some Naked Playboy Chick
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Big tits and Food
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Topless Teen Lookin’ Girl..
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Peeping Tom Video
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The interesting thing about not leaving your house, is how little happens when sitting on your couch, in your own filth.

Apparently, Iggy Azalea and Jessie Andrews were in Montreal, along with a bunch of other babes, and not one of them called me up to hang…I am not relevant. In fact, both of those girls have blocked me on all social media, because I guess they don’t get my jokes…

But if I left my house, it would have been a great opportunity, to figure out a clever way to troll them, whether through egging, or just hiding in their hotel room snapping pics…like they were Erin Andrews…totally in on it…

The good news is that even if they did hit me up to hang, I wouldn’t have done it, because it would go against my life mission of not leaving my house….it’s awful here, but way more awful out there.

That said, Here are some morning links…

10 Dicks on the Local News
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Girls in White Shorts
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Justin Timberlake Called Madonna his Nigga
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National Guard Being Sent to Missouri
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Jessica Alba Panty Flash
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Kendall Jenner’s Damage Control – Tipping 150 on a 550 meal to Make Up for Cunt Behavior
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Jennifer Lawrence is Banging Chris Martin
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Mila Kunis is Really Over the Whole Pregnancy Thing
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Smart Cat Uses Water Cooler
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Britney Spears Lip Syncing
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Britney and a Tennis Racket
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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How Optical Illusions Trick Your Brain
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Some Ed Sheeran Rick Ross Remix
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6 Products Designed for Girls
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Gene Simmons Apologizes for Telling Depressed People to Kill Themselves
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2014

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine fell in love with a girl, so he did the normal thing and followed her home after, only to text me wondering how to seduce her without coming across as weird, so I told him the best way to seduce a girl who doesn’t want to be seduced is to jerk off on her toilet paper and hope she has to pee before your sperm dies…that she will be yours forever….

I am full of good relationship advice…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are Doing It…
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It is Bikini Season….
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Male Make-Up Transformation Parody
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Poppy Delevingne Bikini
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Top 10 Brooke Burke
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Bieber and Selena Are Together Again – Because It’s Good for PR
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Michael Brown Robbing a Convenience Store Before Getting Shot
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Alice Eve – Topless GIF
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Krystle Lina is a Slut
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Haley Joel Osment Cleavage
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Jessica Alba’s Lesbian Reunion
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Jessica Alba – Lesbian Kiss
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Stealing Car Tires Pranks
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The Best Jennifer Lawrence GIFs
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Andrew Keegan Started His Out Religion
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Lady Gaga Pisses Off Japan
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Anne Heche Lives
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The Girl from Chasing Amy Lives…
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Statues Taking Selfies….
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The 30 Hottest Sports Illustrated Models Celebrating 60 Years of Sports Illustrated
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Los Angeles Dies After Clash With Police.
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Aubrey in One Piece…
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Sofia Vergara in Red
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Sharon Stone and Sofia Veragara Slutty in Some Movie
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Cara Delevingne Dressed Like Pizza
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Cara Delevingne in a Bikini
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Kendra Wilkinson’s a Top…
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Taylor Swift is My Kind of Lesbian
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Kate Mara’s a Slut….
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This Woman Attempted To Poison Her Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Their Dogs
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Jess Greenberg Covers Metallica….
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25 Most Ball to the Face GIF…
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15 Hilarious Notes Left on Strangers Windshields…
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Banksy Does New York – Documentary
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Mellisa Clarke Tits…
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Jessica Alba HUGE Cleavage
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Zoe Saldana’s Baby Daddy is a Super Fan
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Singer Nadeea Volianova Shows Bush
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Lea Michele Armpit
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Tallulah WIllis – is in Rehab
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10 Dicks on Local News
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Taylor Swift’s Slutty TOnight Show Appearance
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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash
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Rockstars Playign Slugs
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Apple CEO Calls Out Dr Dre for Ice Bucket Challenge
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Ali Larter Beach Fail
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini
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Alyssa Arce for YUME
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Woman Filed Lawsuit Against Beyonce
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10 Ridiculous Pick Up Lines…
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The Best Tennis Player
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Sexy Boxer Stacey Poole….
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Bath Time!
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A Couple Nice Girls on Cam
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Rooftop Skinny Dipping
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Rosanna Arquette Naked
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Biggest Boobs EVER
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The Farter Starter
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Crackhead Losing her Shit on the Bus
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Pervert Doctor Demonstrates Surgery With Naked Girl
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The Biggest Labi in the Game
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The Man Who Sets Himself on Fire at the Gas Station
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Tree Fucker at the Rave
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Page 3 Girls
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night I got this amazing idea that I would call a girl’s vagina her “wet skin”.

It turns out that girls do not find it hot when you reference their vagina, but they find it especially not hot when you call it their “wet skin”. If anything, they find it gross and they will not be your friend….or let you play with their wet skin.

Words of wisdom

Here are some morning links…

Transformation Challenge is Amazing
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Things That Bounce….
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16 McDonalds Billboards Made Better with Graffitti
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Gilbert Arenas is Racially Thoughtful…
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Martha Hunt Sexy in Lingerie….
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Maitland Ward Bikini….
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Lindsaty Lohan is Full of Shit…..
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You are Eating Fruits Wrong…
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Cell Phone Crashing
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A Bunch of Cute Girls…
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Cat Massaging Sleeping Baby
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Immature Jokes
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