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2015

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My latest opening line on tinder is “what would you do if I punched you in the fucking face”…

It has been getting me very little love, a lot of anger, and at least one girl with a sense of humor who plays along with it.

I like it way better than “will you be my forever girl”…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bruce Jenner
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Lisa Opie in a White Bikini….
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Hayley Hasselhoff Slutty Pics..
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Taylor Swift on Hackers is Funny….
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James Franco Got Sick Over the Interview
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Sundance Winona
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Slut of the Day – Alicia Secrets
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Jessica Alba Workout Slut
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How to Win Rock, Paper, Scisssors
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50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret
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Audrina Patridge in Jeans….
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GoDaddy’s Puppy Mill Super Bowl Ad – They Pulled
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Ximena Duque 22 Hottest Photos… Who?
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Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny
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Lady Gaga’s Yoga Selfies
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Gold Digger of the Day….
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Gold Digger Tits of the Day
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Tesla has Insane Mode….
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France Won’t Let You Name Your Kid Nutella
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The Most Memorable Advertising Mascots of All Time
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Kelly Brook Big Tits….
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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The Best Super Bowl Halftime Performances
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Behati Prinsloo
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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini….
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Kim Kardashian Pokies…
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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All of Jerry Seinfeld’s Girlfriends, Ranked
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Gif of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Booty…
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Louise Redknapp Topless in the Beach
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Why Oil Workers Make the Big Bucks
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Virgina Gradner is a Babe
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Drone Video of a Nazi Concentration Camp
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Dakota Johnson See Through….
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Misconceptions About Germs!
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Girls With Really Hot Asses
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Emile Hirsch Beat Up a Chick….
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Ewan McGregor Has a Huge Dick – But Doesn’t Brag About It
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The Cat That Crawled Out of its Grave
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fake Nude Emma Watson
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Hailey Clauson Cleavage….
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Natasha Galinka is Amazing
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Gabi Grecko Topless….
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Girl Masturbates in the Front Seat
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Salma Hayek Shows Her Ass
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The Dick Whipper
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Girl Masturbates…
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Topless Girl Takes a Milk Bath
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Elastic Girl Cums in Her Own Face…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

The problem with snapchat is that I am given a 10 second window, sometimes less, to see a girl’s vagina, and assuming snapchat is the new porn vehicle, you know the way to make the normals stick things in their pussy comfortably, you have to be a high school or one of those Cum on Command type motherfuckers who can cum in those 10 seconds…

You cannot be a desensitized old fuck with low testosterone who has seen it all and who likes making sweet love to himself…

Otherwise….there is no end….

Meaning, just send a fucking video you exhibitionist….but you can also add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad

The problem with Facebook is….everything….watch this video.

Here are some links…

The All Female Ghostbuster Cast is Pretty Horrible
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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Jimmy Fallon Sings Grease Singalong in an NYC Bar
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Underboob….
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Charli XCX in a Bikini Top
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Aaron Hernandez Jail Memorabilia on Ebay
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Claudia Romani’s Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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Creepy Patrick Schwarnegger Tattoo
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Local News Segment in Doggy Yoga
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Greasy Johnny Depp…
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John Steward on the Blizzard
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Song of the Day
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2015

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

It is Mozart’s Birthday…that’s all you need to know right now…

Oh and we’re going into Valentines Day which is the prime time for desperate women…so get your fuck on…starting now…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Amazing Cat of the Day
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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Hav Nudes..
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Sexy Rockclimber of the Day
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Unconventional Bottle Openers….
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Drake Tried to Bang a Pornstar
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Louis C.K. Doesn’t Care About #DeflateGate
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Amber Rose Working a New Wallet
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Emma Watson is Belle from Beauty and the Beast…
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Hilary Duff Fat Legs
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Lizzy Cundy See Thru….
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Elizabeth Olson Legs…
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Alice Goodwin Tits….
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Massive Hilary Duff Compilation
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Pornstar Evan Stone Shows You a Handjob Sex Toy
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Alcohol Deliveries are Up in NYC and Boston
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Lia Marie Johnson is All Grown Up….
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Nick Jonas and Tits…
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Danielle from American Pickers Porn
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Lupita Nyongo and Jared Leto are a Thing.
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Joanna Krupa’s Wet Cameltoe
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Funny Valentines Day Cards
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Some Fascinating Photos
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Selena Gomez’s New Boyfriend
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Squirrel Stealing Dudes food
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The Blink 182 Public Fight
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Vica Kerekes Topless in a Movie
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Jennifer Aniston’s Saggy Cleavage
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Girl Who May Have Forgot Clothes
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16 GIFS
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A Link To a Crazy Abandoned Home
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KFC Meal of the Day
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How To Be a Male a Pornstar
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Three Titted Chick Got a DUI
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Penalty Goal of the Day
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AVN Pictures of the Day
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Latest Cosby Rape Allegations…
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Minka Kelly in Jeans…
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Ellie Goulding Versace
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Facebook and Instagram Died During the Storm…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fake Nude Mila Kunis
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Youtuber Karen Alloy Naked…
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Naked Hilary Swank….
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Faith Nelson Big Tits Scamming….Old Man….
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Teen Strip
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Girl Strips….
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Black Bush….
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Dana Haren Strips at the Beach…
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Steet Fight of the Day
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Girl Forces Dildo in Ass
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Oiling Up Poolside…
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Bully Didn’t Expect This….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

@ashleyinla has the tinder profile of champions

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I would probably wake up earlier if I wasn’t up until 4 in the morning watching some almost 19 year old girl stick things in her asshole on facetime from her fucking dorm room…

Or maybe I wouldn’t…it’s just you gotta take advantage of hibernating in snow storms that people get 300 dollar tickets for leaving their heated, netflix and internet wired houses that have ample snacks and even hot cocoa during….because seeing mainstream media reporting the snow removal for a Canadian who lives this life…is a fucking joke…

Either way, it’s still morning to me.

Virtually Reality Porn Reactions
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Girls Tugging At Clothes…
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A Bunch of the Miley Topless Pics
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Goldie Hawn Whoring Out Kate Hudson’s Ass at a Party Like She Did When Kate was a Little Girl…
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The YETI Roaming Around Boston is Amazing
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Pics From the Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Ad
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Karlie Kloss Nipple
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Dick Lip Stick
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Teacher and Student Dance
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Kerrie McMahon is the Random Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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Fantastic Four Trailer
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Scientology Ruined Tom Cruise’s Marriage
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Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Herself for T Mobile
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I Don’t Know How this is Blizzard Porn…But it Is
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2015

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever I go to the laundromat to was my wife’s soiled underwear, I’m talking stains no one should ever see, smells no one should ever sell, possibly fabric that should go into quarantine….I stare at all the trash that surrounds me….and think….how long it would take to die in the dryer

If you’re in New York….getting slammed with slow…be sure to stock up on your artisanal you bourgeoisie fucks….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Porn Interview with Julia Ann
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Drake is Sending Arab Pornstar Instagram Messages
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Celebrate Australia Day with Miranda Kerr
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Fake Tits in a Little Bikini of the Day
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Alexander Skarsgard and Margot Robbie are Doing It
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney is the Fucking Worst
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits
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Natasha Galinka is Amazing
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Miss Colombia is Your New Miss Universe
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Booty of the Day
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Margot Robbie is Fat
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Latest KFC Meal is Amazing
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Best Vines of January
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Tammy Lynn Sytch Naked
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The Cast of the Jersey Shore: Then and Now
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Nadia Forde’s Cameltoe
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Blind Woman Sees Baby for the First Time
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Charli XCX in Concert…
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Musicians Whose Grammy Wins Boosted Their Careers
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So Many Huge Tits
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How Much Snow it Takes for a Snow Day
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Zach Galfinakis Doesn’t Look Like Zach Galfinakis
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The Many Epiphanies Of Jessica Fletcher to Rape Your Brain…
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Girl Fails
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Kim Kardashian’s Weirdo BTS Pics
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Justin Bieber if Flexing for the Mirror
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Rosamind Pike’s Crazy Dress
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Hailey Baldwin’s Hot 18 Year Old Stephen Baldwin Ass
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Ariel Winter Tits!
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Full House Cast Sing Theme Song
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Charli XCX Pokies
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Sex Ed Teacher of the Day
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Alyssa Miller in Lingerie
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Sofia Vergara’s Got Big Tits
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Miss Lebanon is Not Happy About Miss Israel
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Jennifer Aniston’s Screen Actor Guild Tits
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Dog VS Seal
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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The 2015 AVN Awards
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Hilary Duff in Tight Jeans
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Dude Finds a Rare Watch at Goodwill for 6 Dollars…Sells it for 35k, Still Looks Like a Hobbit
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Join The RubberClub!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Old Man Working on his Tan in the Most Disgusting Way
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Catfight Breaks Out in Pottery Class
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Masturbating with a Brush
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Greek Babe of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Redhead Strip on the Stairs
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Amanda Peet Topless!
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Naked Babe Tyra with Big Tits
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Kayslee Collins is Perfect….
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Bartender of the Day
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Girlfriend Pranks Boyfriend by Pepper Spraying Toilet Paper
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Busty Strip
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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Totally Legit Looking Emma Stone Sex Scenes
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Shocking Japanese Meal of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

26

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

So…I didn’t kill myself this weekend. I didn’t die in my sleep. No alcohol poisoning or anything like that….and I guess that’s a good thing….23for me, and not necessarily for you, because I would rather not die, and laugh at all the ridiculousness and not killing myself means more of all that ridiculousness….

I’ll never understand suicidal people, it’s like just throw in the conventional towel and YOLO….

Here are some morning links..

Some Girls Have Big Tits
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Angelina Jolie Singing Autographs
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Random Babe in a Bikini of the DAy
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The Screen Actors Guild Award WInners
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Knee High Boots of the Day
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How To Use a Public Bathroom
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Taylor Swifts Marketing Hook for her Perfume is Jokes
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John Oliver Apologizes for his Not My Chistian bit on 50 Shades of Grey
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Kim Kardashian’s Covering up her Tits and Is More Useless than When She Flaunts Them
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Woman Scared of an EMU
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Real Life Pacman
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Julia Roberts is Making a Batkid Movie – Based on Last Year’s Batkid
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Whitehouse Officials Accidentally Reveal American ISIS Hostage Name…
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On Ice Projection Fail
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2015

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to cause drama with the girls I sext, like we are in a real relationship, because it makes for more passionate sexting…so when I find out a girl bangs her boyfriend or husband, I reprimand them, and it always works out good for me, because it reminds me that real life relationships suck, people in them hate them, and that I have the ability to move in and be the man of the relationship, without ever meeting any of these people…

It’s pretty interesting, when your life involves not leaving the house…Here are some stepLINKS….for the weekend…click them.

Pornstar and Her Joke of the Day
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Miley is So Gangster
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Hot Girls Messy Bedrooms
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Girls at the AVNs
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Willow Smith is 14 and has Freed the Nipple
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Taylor Swift is Full of Shady Secrets According to Diplo
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Tom Brady Talking About his Balls
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The Miss Universe Costume Contest
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Lindsay Lohan’s Virus is an Excuse to Get Out of Jail
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Jon Gosselin’s a DJ
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Jessica Alba Busting Out Her Muscles
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Miley Cyrus Booty…
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Amazing Female Arm Wrestler
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Girl Fails of 2014
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Rose McGowan’s in a Pink Sweater
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What McDonald’s Fries ARe Made Of
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J.Lo is Still Whorin’
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Old People Play Grand Theft Auto
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Britney Knees Hit the Gym
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Ariana Grande To Headline All Star Game
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Dog Runs Out of Street Out of No Where
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Charli XCX hard Nipples
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Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day
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Motorboating in the Ladies Room
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People Who ARen’t Scared of Heights
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Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Out of Her Car
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SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy
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Pregnant Molly Sims
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Jess Impiazzi See Through
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Best Chris Pratt Bloopers
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Jennifer Aniston in a Black Dress
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73 Questions with Harry Potter
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AnnaSophia Robb is Boring
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The Penis Hipster Dress if Fucking Weird Stilll
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Lauren Pope Pasties..
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Lea Michele Cleavage
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Here is Your New Supergirl…
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Playing the Drums While Running on Treadmill
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The Russian Jerry Springer is Amazing
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Girls in Selfies
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Jessica Grace Smith Tits in a Bikini
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Sansa Star is the new Jean Grey….I think that is Nerd Talk For Something?
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Modern Bonnie and Clyde
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Cockteasing the Pizza Man
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Smoking Before a Bait
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Piss in the Face
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Romance Comes By the Fist Fulll
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Naked Yoga
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Leanna Decker’s Big Tits…
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Sexy Selfies
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Naked Crackhead
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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Boobs and a Dildo – the Story of Unexpected Friends…
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Butt Skills!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was probably the stepgirls snapchat, that you can find on snapchat by looking up stepgirls…because the host showed her little bald vagina in the bath…and that blew my mind…all it takes is vagina…

My wife smelling like she shat herself coupled with her hard snoring pretty much destroying our soiled bed and my sleep was a close second…

Here are some morning links..

Tight Yoga Pants!
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Stacey Dash is the New Kirk Cameron
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Lena Dunham Says She Had Sex Dreams About Chris Farley on TV to His Friend Adam Sandler because she is Garbage
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Creepy Teachers in Illinois Win
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More of the Demi Lovato Panty Flash
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Pictures from the Porn Convention
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Jude Law’s Hair is Fucked
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5 5 Week Old Birds are their Creepy Owner
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Doutzen Kroe’s Best Instagram Pics
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Guy Makes Stock Photos Funny
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Girl Fails of 2014
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Photoshop Master Ads Himself to Pics
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This Hipster Penis Window Dress is Fucked
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Slut of the Day
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2015

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Negotiating nudes is a lot easier than negotiating a mortgage, a new car, a raise at work, a night out with the boys without your wife who robbed you of your freedom and your life, and even a free drink at the bar…that’s why all my time is spent on that..not that you care about how pathetic my existence is…or that I keep going because of 20 year old vag is a win….even if it is a lose..

No Bras!
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Miss Canada is a Fucking Joker
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Aubrey Plaza Sucking on a Cigar and Flashing her Pussy
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Sex Box is a TV Show Where Couples have Sex in a Box
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Charlize Theron Eating
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Jay Leno on Bill Cosby
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SLUT of the DAy
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Early Facebook Commercial
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Olivia Munn’s Cleavage!
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Bai Ling’s got a Great Shirt On
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Lebron Slam Dunk Challenge
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Katy Perry Saved TLC
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Elton John Makes 500k a Show in Vegas
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Paula Abdul Got Work
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Miley in Some Paparazzi Pics
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Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Died Yet
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Hipster Looking for Love on IndieGogo
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Jennifer Connelly is Old as Fuck
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Gwyneth Paltrow Scaring People
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LeAnn Rimes at the Airport
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7 People Who Sold Their Bodies for Superbowl Tickets
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Everything Wrong with Matrix Revolution
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The Tinder Girl Who Fucked Odell Beckham Jr.
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The Penis Window Rick Owen’s Rapper Dress
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Demi Lovato’s Upskirt
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I would Fuck Becki Newton
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Stephanie Davis – Nip Slip
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Adriana Lima’s Booty
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Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Video for Instagram
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Tit
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Crazy Female Wrestler
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Gay Guys Acting Like They Do on Dating Apps Freaks Me Out
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White One Piece Jacked Up an Ass
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Big Tits Sell Burgers
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Man Fucks a Stuffed Animal in Walmart
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Jeff Goldblum PDA
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Women’s Abs are Amazing
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Kat Graham’s Dance LEssons
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Hot Stripping Girl By the Window…
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Girls Motorboating in the Ladies Room
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Ass on a Motorbike
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Czech Girl Parties Too Hard
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Huge Tits in a Sweater
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Hot and Silly Selfies
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Cam Orgasm
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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Milk Juice!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Being a professional sexter is a pretty unfulfilling life….

It’s just a lot of disappointing masturbation sessions…that involve real people instead of porn….so that they can judge you for you inability to get hard…while porn never does…

But I’ll keep doing it – because I prefer living in the prison hell I built myself…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Squeezing into Jeans
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Bed of the Day
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Kim Kardashian has Been Taking Selfies Since She Was 4
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Thug Life Compilation….
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Lea Michele Cleavage….
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Fleshlight Promo Video
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Behati in Lingerie….
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Demi Lovato Panty Flash…
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Obama Throws Shade
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Hot Girls in Bed….
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Dance Lessons from Kat Graham Vampire Diaries
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Man Brought Mom’s Corpse to Bank to Make a Withdrawal
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Man Street Twerk
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Porn Star Sings You are My Sunshine
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2015

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I always laugh at dudes who catch feelings for girls they fucked once, it’s like dude…you just won the lottery, you saw her asshole, if you were smart you licked her asshole, and now everytime you hear her name, or see her you can say to yourself – remember the time I saw her asshole…it’s like what, you want her to be your wife, homo, your mission should be targeting the next girl who’s asshole you want to see

I’m drunk…but I still did the stepLINKS>..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ridiculous Assese
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Alexis Arquette on Fucking Jared Leto
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Cleavage
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Man Bulldozes House with Wife’s Stuff in It
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Lohan Tits to Celebrate Her Bora Bora Anal Disease
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Abigail Ratchford from Whore to Whore Invited to Events
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Slut of the Day
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Miranda Kerr’s New Lingerie Pics
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Kennedy Summers Bikini
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Liv Tyler Pregnant
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Billy Corgan Warned Manson About McGowan
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24 Sexiest Superbowl Ads
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The 60 Hottest Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLIX
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Angriest #deflategate Fans on the Internet
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The Craziest Ideas on Shark Tank
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A Link to Girls in Lingerie….
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The Most Clutch Athletes in Sports Today
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Top 15 Kim Kardashian Selfies
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Guess The Actresses Ass
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in Leggigns
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Dakota Johnson in a Skirt
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Curvy Girl of the Day
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ESPN Analyst Uses Pornhub in a Link
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Sofia Vergara Ass in Jeans
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The Best Super Bowl Foods
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Jennifer Connelly’s Tits are Boring
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Christina Milian Legs
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Bieber Asked for his Comedy Central Roast
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Lesbians are the New Lesbians
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Gigi Paris Catalog Bikini Pics
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Jennifer Aniston’s Arms
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Times Square in the 80s
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Captain America of the day
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Pornstar Sings You Are My Sunshine
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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A COuple of Girls in the Bath
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Some Busty Chick…
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A Couple Girls SHowing Tits Together
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Fashion Week Nip Slip
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Marisa Miller Nude
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Girl Love
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Guy Needs Help Pulling Something Out of His Head
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I wonder if she’s a hooker..
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Japanese Weirdo Porn of the Day
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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I don’t think this is Iggy Azalea’s Sex Tape – The Dick is the Wrong Color
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My first tinder friend that I know of has contracted herpes thanks to using Tinder, because in case you didn’t know, no one uses condoms anymore, they are for sick people in the 80s, and this sexed up, porn influenced generation fuck everyone…so it was bound to happen…but still shitty for her…

What is even more shitty, is that she sent me a video the night she thinks she got it or the night she gave it to another guy…of her having raw sex with a motherfucker…not because she ever sent me videos of her fucking before…but because of some weird cosmic fate…or coincidence…so we can forever watch and reference that video as pre-herp…

Let it be a lesson to all you tinders…use condoms…herpes hurt….

Here are some links…in the morning.

Jessie J Sings With her Mouth Closed for Harvey Weinstein with Graham Norton
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Sophia Loren Porn
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Conan Interviewed Archer
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Amber Rose on a Jet Ski in a Thong is Unhygienic
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How to Make Perfect Bacon
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Girls Holding Cameras….While Half Naked
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Iggy Azalea’s Butt Cheek
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Mario Lopez Lost His Virginity at 12
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Hilary Swank’s Man SKin
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Driver Hits Slow Motion Train
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Car Selfies.
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits.
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Paris Hilton Cougar!
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100 Million Dollar NYC Apartment
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2015

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I heard that facebook is worth 226 Billion dollars today…which is coincidentally my first day of my 7 day ban….which has doubled as an opportunity for me to remember that I don’t give a fuck about facebook or what people are saying or posting on facebook, and it’s just a platform for bored people to spy on other bored people… a waste of fucking time for someone as anti social as me…so they can take away my rights, but I am definitely not addicted….

snapchat on the other hand drunkenstepdad(add me)….is all pussy all the time and even if it disappears forever…I love the 4-10 seconds I get to stare at it…

all this to say..fuck facebook…while I try to fuck girls on snapchat….even though smashing a phone against my dick doesn’t feel good.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Greg Plitt – The Idiot Fitness Dude – Died Trying to Outrun a Train of a Gangster Fitness Video Clip – Idiot
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Australian Painter Paints with his Penis
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Slut of the Day
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Rat Hates Broccoli
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Big Cleavage….
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Kayslee Collins is Topless
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Lindsay Lohan Big Tits…
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Amber Rose Wears a Tiny Pink Thong
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Rachel Bilson Mom Tits
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Beyonce Paparazzi Bending Over…
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Julia Pereira is Amazing….
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Katie Holmes Action
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Paris Hilton’s 18 Year Old Boyfriend
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Amber Rose See Through Bikini
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Kate Hudson in Short Shorts….
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Kristen Stewart Wants to be an Superhero
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The First Walking Dead Trailer
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Rihanna Eating Fries
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Fergie in Jeans….
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Bieber Offered 2 Million Dollars to Do Gay Porn
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Jennfier Lopez is Not a Cougar
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Emmy Rossum in Leggings
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Ronaldo’s New Girlfriend
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Supermodel Ass!
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Amanda Peet Topless…
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Nicole Eggert
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Paris Sues Fox
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Bai Ling in a Bikini…
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Mario Lopez is the Grand Marshal Miami Beach Gay Pride 2015
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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Christina Milian’s Strong Calves
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Kim Kardashian Tits of the DAy
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Hilary Swank Naked for Magazine…
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Bieber is Getting His Own Comedy Central Roast….
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Dude with Rod Stuck in His Head
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Girls in Sports Bras….
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Gemma Arterton’s Titties!
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The Full J.Lo for Complex Feature
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Possible Iggy Azalean Sex Tape that is 100 percent Fake
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Patriotic Titty Flash
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Hot Girl Wrapped in Ribbob
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Hot Girls’s Insane Vagina Skill
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Silly Asian Girl Puts On a Show as she Busts in her Face
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Dude Sticking Dead Rat in his Hairy Ass is Strange
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I Love This Drunk Girl Stripping
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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GREEK NIPPLES!
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Best Massage EVER
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So Many Girls Wanking in Public
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Keeping things basic with @sarahlikesthis and her shitty selfies

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I have decided that I have mastered the art of seduction. Anyone who I guide through their sexting, has managed to close. I think I should write a book to help all you helpless fucks get pussy pics, or even pussy, but I would rather stare at the girls I sex with, than help your sorry ass….this is why I am not a millionaire…or even dot com billionaire…

Here are some morning links…

Jesus in a Dog’s Ear
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Old Man Kicks Snake
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Billy Crystal Hates Gay People
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No Wait He Hates All Sex on TV
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Iggy Azalea’s Booty in Shorts
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Truck Slips on Ice
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Jennifer Lopez Whoring on the Tonight Show
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Random No Name Girl in a Bikini
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Sex Trophy You’ll Never Have
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Bat Mobile Baby Stroller
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Sports Troll of the Day
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The Guy Who Shaved Kim Kardashian’s Face into His Head
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Rat Hates Broccoli
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2015

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So Facebook has shut me down from my FACEBOOK ….for the next 7 days, because of the above picture….because Facebook are an oppressive regime that police their website like they were communist police, dictating what is right and wrong, and what the world should see and not see, and that’s a horrible state of affairs, but people are too dumb to do anything about it…instead they just keep inflating their value by using their stupid platform…

Snapchat – Drunkenstepdad is more interesting because I can at least broadcast what I want without being regulated…which makes for a good time…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Fucking Tits
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The Fake Baby in American Sniper is Hilarious
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TV Nudity Round-Up
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Christina Milian Gets her Nipples Pierced
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Sports Fan Fight of the Day
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Nikki Leigh Slut of the Day
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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are Bikini Hookers Together
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Sophia Bush Big Tits
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The Execution Interview is Amazing
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Kendall Jenner’s Tight JEans
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Selena Gomez is Making Justin Beiber Jealous With her New Boyfriend
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Girl is Better in Glasses
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Paris Hilton DJing is Pretty Fucking Funny
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Don’t Tailgate a Cop
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Emily Ratajkowski Thong Ass Ho
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Cocaine Thrown on Cop Idiots
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Redneck VS Aircompressor
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
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J.Lo is on a Whore Run…Promoting Herself Hard
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Anja Rubik is in a Parking Lot
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Naomi Watts Panty Flash
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50 Shades of Grey in Leggings
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Emily Sears is Pretty Amazing
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Octopus Through a Tiny Hole
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Dakota Johnson on the Cover of Vogue
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Fireworks On Frozen Lake
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Amber Rose in a See Through Bikini
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Ariana Celeste Looks Good in See Through Bikini
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Epic Jump over Two Motorbikes
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sideboob
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Kelly Brook is Pretty Fat
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Strip Club Injury of the Day
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Random Ho in an Orange Bikini
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TLC Started a Kickstarter
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Pornstar Erik Everhard’s Interview About How He Got His Name
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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WTF Asian Video of the Day
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Creepiest Start to a Porno
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Some Chick’s Underboob
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Model TIts
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Drunk and Fat VS Cops
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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