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2013

04

Dec

Adriana Lima’s Nipple in a Wet White Shirt of the Day

OMG! A model who has made her career being half naked…and even naked sometimes…I’m talking titties for fashion back from before she was a mom..gets into a wet t-shirt for a photoshoot and people actually care..even though she’s 100 years old in model years…and seeing her pull this wet t-shirt thing off like a college girl…only old as fuck…is…fuck it…fuck it all to hell…it’s hot..I’ll give into this one…fuck you for winning wet white t-shirt fetish….I can’t be a hater at all times…sometimes even the most evil, soulless pricks need to love……

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2013

30

Oct

Adriana Lima is Not Too Old for Numero of the Day


Adriana Lima proves that even after a girl turns 100 years old in model years, which is around 30 in regular human years, her superior genetics allow her to be someone who despite having babies, and likely a mangled, shredded vagina, to be someone I will look at in lingerie photoshoots, and who magazines will pay to be in lingerie, even though she’s well past her prime, because being past her prime is actually, still hotter than everyday girls…trying to figure that one out is easier when staring at her catholic mom in lingerie for Jesus pics in Decemebrer’s Numero….she’s amazing.

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2013

17

Jul

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day


Here are some catalog shots of Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret that are photoshopped to shit and shot in a way that doesn’t make her look like an old fat mom of 12. I guess she’s one of their big names and sells a lot of product for them and they are not ready to put her on the back burner of their roster and just have her show up to reunion tour events just yet, because they stupidly locked her into a 10 year contract they can’t get out of, without realizing that by 30, she’d look more like she’s 45, that never happens to models, they took a gamble, but at least the corrupt billion dollar company is doin the best they can with what they have….I guess.

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2013

14

Jun

Adriana Lima For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Thanks to the photoshop and the team of experts at Victoria’s Secret, they have made Adriana Lima, despite being 100 fucking years old, and mom, look the looks the fucking same as she has in every other shoot she’s done for them, like these are possibly from their archive that they are keeping around for contract purposes, or maybe they are new, based on the fact that they crop her from the ravaged mom stomach up…

I mean they’ve also made her look like every single other Victoria’s Secret shoot, their shit is getting old and tired like Lima, and every catalog is starting to feel like an old pussy you keep fucking cuz it is there….which isn’t a good thing…but here are the pics anyway..


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2013

09

May

Adriana Lima’s Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Mom Adriana Lima is modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because why the fuck not, they pay her a lot of money, she’s contractually obliged and as long as it’s from this angle, no one sees the remnants of the natural disaster that happened to her pussy and stomach thanks to child birth….and despite hating moms and everything that comes with them…despite being a stepfather…I can always appreciate good ass in a small bikini…It’s my theme song…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me.


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2013

07

May

Adriana Lima and Dourtzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret May Catalog of the Day

Here are two Victoria’s Secret moms, because I guess they encourage fertility at head office, despite how hard babies ruin a bitch, which is weird, you’d think if you owned a bikini company with bikini models, you’d probably not even want these girls to get their periods for fear of ruining the suits, but I guess once you import them and give them their paperwork, they are free to breed if you want, even if it should be stipulated in contract that they can’t, even if they are the genetically superior woman, far better than the ones I see in the park, who don’t bounce back from this pregnancy thing…

One is Doutzen Kroes, who shows her baby making stomach that is ripped, the other Adriana Lima who doesn’t. Both totally interchangeable, in terms of poses and outfits, because Victoria’s Secret catalogs are the fucking worst.

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2013

25

Apr

Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal.


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2013

19

Apr

Adriana Lima in Boring Victoria’s Secret Underwear Pics of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret in terms of the evil corporate brand, the shitty product offering, the played out, repetitive creative direction of their photoshoots, but I like their choice in models, even when old an fat, and moms cuz like a good Catholic, they don’t use condoms, but then again who really does.

My love for model, carries through into my everyday life. I only talk to tall skinny girls. And the good thing about tall skinny girls, other than them not being fat, is the likelihood that they have done some level of modeling – usually low level because let’s face it they are talking to me. And the nice thing about low level modeling, is that it means titty pics from photoshoots and the nice thing about the internet, and being this good at the internet, you know cuz I work it daily, is that I can easily find that shit…I just need a name.

I mean I guess I could just try to sleep with them, instead of stalking them on the internet, for nude pics, but that requires work and I hate work, if I liked worked, I probably would have a job other than stalking pics of babes that I don’t get paid to do….like these pics of Adriana Lima….

I’m glad we took this journey together.

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2013

11

Apr

Adriana Lima Topless for Esquire of the Day

I don’t know if these pics of Adriana Lima are new or old. You know post pregnancy ravaged vagina or pre-pregnancy ravaged vagina, I just know they are doing the rounds, and unlike her bloated Victoria’s Secret look she’s had the last year they’ve shot pics of her, she’s looking hot. But maybe I am just blinded by the tits and the memory of an Adriana Lima that was, before Catholicism and the whole “God’s Will To Get Pregnant instead of birth control” shit ruined her….that Catholic church from raping boys to raping south American girls’ bodies through their fabricated rules makes me wonder if there really is a god, and I’m thinking if there is, it may be found burying my face in Lima’s Asshole….I hear it smells like heaven….

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2013

29

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Hot Dress at Some Event of the Day

Adriana Lima may have taken the Catholic Latina route. You know figured she was at the top of her game, made all the money she needed to make, developed enough of a celebrity, that it was time to settle and have kids, and not really bother bouncing back all that well, because she knew at the end she was still Adriana Lima to the people, and they’d like her anyway she came. You know, instead of waiting to be 40 to retire and have a family. I guess that’s what finding love and being a slab of meat for a decade does to a bitch

But she wore this tight dress to an event, and I think there’s still hope for her. The baby expelled from her vagina hasn’t fully destroyed her, at least not when she’s strapped in, and I guess that’s a good thing….

In unrelated Adriana Lima news, here’s a pic of her kissing her baby daddy/ husband/ whatever he is….which may not be a good thing to you. Cuz seeing bitches you jerk off to in love is a downer.


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2013

08

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are Fun On Set of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, a couple Brazilian old timers…have come together, yet again, thanks to the management at Victoria’s Secret…who think it is funny to listen to their Portuguese banter on set….or maybe they just like the way their South American asses compliment each other….but whatever the reason it’s all keep all those pesky white girls out of this one…today is fisherman friday….right…cuz all portuguese speaking people are fishermen…even then Brazilian ones….right? And all South Africans have AIDS thanks to losing their virginity to the black farmhand and/or blood diamond. And all the Eastern European ones are communists. And all the Americans get paid too much cuz they already have their citizenship and don’t need to eat shit for a greencard…

Whatever the reason behind this glorious union….shit remains a glorious union….of ass


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2012

19

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Nipple Backstage to Promote the Fashion Show of the Day

I can only assume that this Adriana Lima picture was staged backstage at the Victoria’s Secret show that still hasn’t aired on TV…which means the mainstream impact hasn’t quite been hit…since every home in America with Fox or ABC or NBC or whatever network sold them the hour primetime infomercial slot….doesn’t necessarily know what a computer is…as this shit is made for lowest common folk….

I figure the VS crew were like “Old Lima, you’re old, you’re fat, you have kids, if you want to stay in this, show nipple, so we have a story to release a week before we air”…..a no choice situation that I am glad happened…..cuz model nipples are the best.

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2012

02

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Hot Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a dorito eating mom….cuz in catalog shoots…of the most boring half naked variety…she looks pretty fucking decent…and I am forced to remain a fan….at least for now…cuz I am staring at her tits….and nothing else about her really matters….except maybe pointing out how obvious it is that she’s hiding her stretch mark, sloppy, fucking mom stomach…you see cuz even Adriana Lima has major insecurities and flaws…and we can all thank child birth for that…cuz children are the root of all evil.

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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same…

I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better…

They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces….

I’ve posted some of SOME SIMILAR PICS RECENTLY …but this time they are in different bikinis…that’s the extent of exciting at a Victoria’s Secret photoshopped catalog….Groundhog Day filled will pussy I want on my face….

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2012

26

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way…

The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil….

The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception….

So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood….

Here’s the close-up:

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