Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s veteran model since everyone else before her is retired or killed off of the Victoria’s Secret roster…cuz Victoria’s Secret is actually not just a secret but a secret society where craziness happens – like some kind of international sex trade….
I like tits as much as the next guy, but I really think Victoria’s Secret fucking sucks. I appreciate that in an era where there was no internet, like the early 90s, shit offered dudes something to get off to….and I know there were many single men who signed up to get the catalog by using a fake chick name…but is 2010 motherfuckers and shit needs to be taken up a notch, cuz they are competing with throat fucking porn, making highly photoshopped lingerie pics, totally dull to look at.
We’ve seen it all before, their winning formula sucks because it’s so obvious. We will always look at a hot immigrant imported into this country to get in her underwear…and we will like it but I know I’m needing more out of this shit…it’s time for a little update…and I’m thinkin’ to stay competitive…it best involve some throat fucking…..it’s the least these immigrants can do for the great life you’ve given them.
Seeing a devout catholic who preaches her devout catholic bullshit despite being someone many people masturbate to cuz she gets half naked for money….cuz she’s not as devout as she pretends to be….and she’s really just a hypocrite whore….getting throat fucked would make this post better….but that’s not gonna happen….cuz Victoria’s Secret fucked up their winning formula but letting these bitches become celebrity…
Either way, here are the Lima Mom tits, cuz she’s the best they have to offer….
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