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2013

11

Apr

Adriana Lima Topless for Esquire of the Day

I don’t know if these pics of Adriana Lima are new or old. You know post pregnancy ravaged vagina or pre-pregnancy ravaged vagina, I just know they are doing the rounds, and unlike her bloated Victoria’s Secret look she’s had the last year they’ve shot pics of her, she’s looking hot. But maybe I am just blinded by the tits and the memory of an Adriana Lima that was, before Catholicism and the whole “God’s Will To Get Pregnant instead of birth control” shit ruined her….that Catholic church from raping boys to raping south American girls’ bodies through their fabricated rules makes me wonder if there really is a god, and I’m thinking if there is, it may be found burying my face in Lima’s Asshole….I hear it smells like heaven….

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2013

29

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Hot Dress at Some Event of the Day

Adriana Lima may have taken the Catholic Latina route. You know figured she was at the top of her game, made all the money she needed to make, developed enough of a celebrity, that it was time to settle and have kids, and not really bother bouncing back all that well, because she knew at the end she was still Adriana Lima to the people, and they’d like her anyway she came. You know, instead of waiting to be 40 to retire and have a family. I guess that’s what finding love and being a slab of meat for a decade does to a bitch

But she wore this tight dress to an event, and I think there’s still hope for her. The baby expelled from her vagina hasn’t fully destroyed her, at least not when she’s strapped in, and I guess that’s a good thing….

In unrelated Adriana Lima news, here’s a pic of her kissing her baby daddy/ husband/ whatever he is….which may not be a good thing to you. Cuz seeing bitches you jerk off to in love is a downer.


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2013

08

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are Fun On Set of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, a couple Brazilian old timers…have come together, yet again, thanks to the management at Victoria’s Secret…who think it is funny to listen to their Portuguese banter on set….or maybe they just like the way their South American asses compliment each other….but whatever the reason it’s all keep all those pesky white girls out of this one…today is fisherman friday….right…cuz all portuguese speaking people are fishermen…even then Brazilian ones….right? And all South Africans have AIDS thanks to losing their virginity to the black farmhand and/or blood diamond. And all the Eastern European ones are communists. And all the Americans get paid too much cuz they already have their citizenship and don’t need to eat shit for a greencard…

Whatever the reason behind this glorious union….shit remains a glorious union….of ass


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

19

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Nipple Backstage to Promote the Fashion Show of the Day

I can only assume that this Adriana Lima picture was staged backstage at the Victoria’s Secret show that still hasn’t aired on TV…which means the mainstream impact hasn’t quite been hit…since every home in America with Fox or ABC or NBC or whatever network sold them the hour primetime infomercial slot….doesn’t necessarily know what a computer is…as this shit is made for lowest common folk….

I figure the VS crew were like “Old Lima, you’re old, you’re fat, you have kids, if you want to stay in this, show nipple, so we have a story to release a week before we air”…..a no choice situation that I am glad happened…..cuz model nipples are the best.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|NSFW

2012

02

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Hot Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a dorito eating mom….cuz in catalog shoots…of the most boring half naked variety…she looks pretty fucking decent…and I am forced to remain a fan….at least for now…cuz I am staring at her tits….and nothing else about her really matters….except maybe pointing out how obvious it is that she’s hiding her stretch mark, sloppy, fucking mom stomach…you see cuz even Adriana Lima has major insecurities and flaws…and we can all thank child birth for that…cuz children are the root of all evil.

Here are the pics..

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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same…

I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better…

They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces….

I’ve posted some of SOME SIMILAR PICS RECENTLY …but this time they are in different bikinis…that’s the extent of exciting at a Victoria’s Secret photoshopped catalog….Groundhog Day filled will pussy I want on my face….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2012

26

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way…

The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil….

The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception….

So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood….

Here’s the close-up:

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2012

03

Apr

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season…

This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste.

But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret.


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Candice Swanepoel|Jasmine Tookes

2012

12

Mar

Adriana Lima Nipple With Doutzen Kroes for V Magazine of the Day

Way back in the beginning of March, I did a post on the ADRIANA LIMA AND DOUTZEN KROES HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE ….because like the rest of the world, I hate Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, they are designed for bored husbands in their 60s who don’t know how to use the internet to jerk off to….but I am a fan of the models…and their hotness…so when they are put to good use, I pay attention, but not that much attention, since the photoshoot video came out 5 days ago and I’m only posting it now….nobody is perfect….espcially when these posts aren’t all that interesting to me….after 8 years at this it’s just another pussy I’m not fuckng stuffed into a photoshoot I’m not at….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz who really cares when it was shot…what you need to care about are Lima’s nipples…you see cuz that’s the basis of what’s actually important in life….asshole.

ADRIANA VS. DOUTZEN BY MARIO TESTINO AND NICOLA FORMICHETTI from V Magazine on Vimeo.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Doutzen Kroes