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2011

07

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Topless Underwear Shoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out…

So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying…

Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care…

Here’s those topless pics…

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2011

04

Oct

Adriana Lima Hot Photoshopped Catalog Mom Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots featuring mom and legendary pussy Adriana Lima….in prep for the Victoria’s Secret holiday campaign you know is coming…since that’s when they make most of their billions of dollars….

I know Lima is photoshopped in these pictures, but she still is the beacon of hope to losers everywhere, that if they ever get enough money saved up from working the videostore before it goes bankrupt cuz only people on welfare still rent videos, they’ll head to Brazil, where they will travel through the forests, looking for tribal villages to have sex with, cuz if Brazil made this bitch, there’s bound to be more…

So here’s her mom ass to inspire. I should be a travel agent or paid by the Brazilian Tourism board…I’m gonna get on that.

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2011

01

Aug

Adriana Lima Bikini Model on the Beach

More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses….

That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet…

Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…

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2011

26

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Mom in a Bikini Body of the Day


I love me some full, heavy set mom tits…you know shit that just hang in a way I want to titty fuck and cum all over…

I also love me some nice round, thick mom ass….you know shit that just hangs nicely over her mom legs…

They just don’t make moms like this where I am from, maybe it is genetic, or the fact that she’s a motivaed bikini model who gets paid for this shit to look this good….cuz I’m really digging her half nakedness….cuz she single handely is making me less hateful of pregnancy….but then again she hasn’t shown off the damage it did to her pussy…so maybe I’m jumping the gun here….

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2011

25

Jul

Adriana Lima Mom Bikini of the Day

The whole bikini shit almost loses its appeal when the bitch in the bikini is a bikini model…not cuz we’re bored of seeing any bitch, especially not pro bikini wearers in their bkinis, but because they are hanging ont he beach with their kid….or what I like to refer to as the thing that gave her a little bit of a pregnant body, cuz you never fully bounce back from that shit, especailly not in her likely destroyed pussy…..

So she made the career choice of becoming a mom instead of sticking with what she’s amazing at…so seeing her rocking her old is almost like watching an old timers sports game when all the players have got old and fat….

So looking at this almost makes you resent her and hate her for doing that to us, her fans but then we look at her tits, in the bikini and realize that shit, she’s still pretty fucking hot, making this whole post pretty fucking useless babbling…..which is something we’re all pretty used to….

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2011

13

May

Adriana Lima Mom in Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

I still remember when Adriana Lima was marketed as some native from the jungle of Brazil who was a virgin….It was like these massive tits and amazing body, untouched. I never fully believed it, but I liked those days better than today, because now I can’t pretend their lie is truth, cuz I know she got pregnant and I know she had the baby, and that only happens to virgins in the bible…it’s good, but it’s just not the same. Tainted meat at your favorite restaurant doesn’t mean you’ll stop showing up to eat there, if you know what I mean….AND IF YOU DON’T, just show them to your wife to remind her where she’s slacking/lying post pregnancy….

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2011

31

Mar

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel in their Bikinis of the Day

Here are three bikini models in their bikinis…I don’t think I really have to say anymore cuz this is bikini models in bikinis….not much thought is supposed to go into staring at this shit…it is supposed to tap into our primal instincts and make girls hate themselves…and make guys hate their baby momma’s cuz they didn’t bounce back as proper as two of these three bitches did…the same two bitches who make Candice Swanepoel look even hotter than she is…knowking that she’s the only one who hasn’t been ravaged by baby tearing out her insides. FOLLOW ME


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2011

04

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Old Mom Tits 3 Months Later of the Day

These tits have a legacy….people still talk about them 3 months after they were exposed…

Apparently, these pictures were either screencapped from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, that can’t be confirmed cuz everything Victoria’s Secret does looks the fucking same…

But I like to think some pervert’s been watching on repeat for the last three months to find the most amazing angles of the bitches he jerks off to to share with his internet virgin loser friends…you know the kind of two – three second clip that gets overlooked when the excitement of the show drops and internet virgin losers are overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage…that it takes them three months to go through it and analyze it…before finding this little golden gem….

Or maybe Victoria’s Secret released them disguised as an internet virgin loser, hoping to get some buzz about how their bras make mom tits look like they are implants…because they push them up to this brazilian’s fucking ears….and who knows, maybe they are implants, paid for from the corporation who kidnapped her from her small village to be a titty spokesperson and really it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics

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2011

17

Feb

Adriana Lima for Vogue Italia of the Day

I am disappointed in myself…I mean that’s really nothing new, and nothing unexpected, you know since I’ve let myself down on pretty much every single level of my life from personal, to career, to health, to relationship, to financial, to living situation, to addiction…It’s just been a life of failure, that almost doesn’t even feel like failure anymore, because it happens so often, that it’s just the way it is….until today…when I saw this picture of Adriana Lima from V Magazine back in June, showing her fucking nipples…How the fuck did I miss that….I mean posting celeb tit is what I fucking do here and some of the most legendary tit in recent years come out to play and I don’t fucking see it…I mean it’s just another example of lost opportunity….you know another example of not watching a hot bitch who lives next door shower when I have the chance…not fucking willing drunk pussy when I have the chance..you get what I’m saying….So I’m posting it here to redeem myself…you know what…I just did a search on my site and I already posted this pic…I guess I forgot…but I still disappoint myself and I’m still posting it…

I’ve also decided to post her recent shoot with Vogue Italia to make this post timely and relevant, cuz that’s what the ebook I bought on having a successful blog told me to do…

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2011

04

Feb

Adriana Lima Sniffin Flowers in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some Adriana Lima in lingerie cuz it’s her job…at least for now it is…even though she’s a mom….but I guess photoshop does wonders…I also guess that this is part of their Valentines Day campaign …unless sniffing flowers in her underwear is just something she does to off set the smell of the fragments of rotting placenta her doctor left behind….not that it matters cuz Victoria’s Secret is pretty much as boring as half naked bitches can get…which is not that boring…but could serious benefit by a little more fucking hustle…

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2010

19

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Tits in Lingerie of the Day

These pictures of Adriana Lima may be so fucking photoshopped that I feel like I am looking some white trash motherfuckers air brushed hood painting on his pickup truck….or like some sketchy weirdo pervert computer fan art you sometimes land on when surfing the internet….cuz she hardly looks like a legit person…but with tits like this, I can see past all that…and question whether this is what she looks like or not, but more importantly, I can forget that her pussy was ravaged by a baby and that she’s a fucking mom, two things I normally can’t stomach because child birth is digusting and more importantly, so is the idea of keeping the kid when you’re done with it…

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2010

08

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Big Mom Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s veteran model since everyone else before her is retired or killed off of the Victoria’s Secret roster…cuz Victoria’s Secret is actually not just a secret but a secret society where craziness happens – like some kind of international sex trade….

I like tits as much as the next guy, but I really think Victoria’s Secret fucking sucks. I appreciate that in an era where there was no internet, like the early 90s, shit offered dudes something to get off to….and I know there were many single men who signed up to get the catalog by using a fake chick name…but is 2010 motherfuckers and shit needs to be taken up a notch, cuz they are competing with throat fucking porn, making highly photoshopped lingerie pics, totally dull to look at.

We’ve seen it all before, their winning formula sucks because it’s so obvious. We will always look at a hot immigrant imported into this country to get in her underwear…and we will like it but I know I’m needing more out of this shit…it’s time for a little update…and I’m thinkin’ to stay competitive…it best involve some throat fucking…..it’s the least these immigrants can do for the great life you’ve given them.

Seeing a devout catholic who preaches her devout catholic bullshit despite being someone many people masturbate to cuz she gets half naked for money….cuz she’s not as devout as she pretends to be….and she’s really just a hypocrite whore….getting throat fucked would make this post better….but that’s not gonna happen….cuz Victoria’s Secret fucked up their winning formula but letting these bitches become celebrity…

Either way, here are the Lima Mom tits, cuz she’s the best they have to offer….

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2010

26

Oct

Adriana Lima in her Bra for Some Victoria’s Secret Promo of the Day

I posted a picture last week of Adriana Lima as the new expensive bra carrier now that Tyra is fat and Heidi Klum has no more vagina left after Seal was done with it….making Lima the new top of the food chain in their company…and really behind all the cleavage this company provides, and behind third world hot pussy they introduce us to, that we would never have known before they kidnapped them, and behind deceiving these fuckers do with padded bras they’ve implemented in everyday life that we only find out about when we get home drunk with a stranger or when we see our women in ways we’ve never seen them before, begging them to keep their clothes on when we fuck, only to have them take off their shirts to make us face the harsh realities of life, I see a boring fucking company….

Seriously. Their pictures are the same. Their concept is the same. The whole thing is very vanilla…it’s safe for Christians…and that makes it not quite good enough for me!

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2010

20

Oct

Adriana Lima’s Tits in a 2 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

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I think her tits are worth more naked….I guess now that Heidi Klum is out of the picture, retired and a mom who enjoys very freakish german sex that results in a whole lot of mixed race kids, the natural choice for Victoria’s Secret was to let Adriana Lima wear the stupidly expenisve bra out in public like some kind of whore who has a very expensive underwear she wears as outterwear. I guess Lima has proven that despite being a poor Brazilan, who would have run away with this to feed her village 10 years ago, is trustworthy cuz she herself already has 2,000,000 dollars and doesn’t bother feeding her village with that money….cuz fame, fortune and ego from constantly being jerked of of to has the ability to make a girl lose her sense of community and focus on what’s important, which apparently to her is being excessive….

Seriously why would anyone make a 2,000,000 dollar bra, it’s ridiculous cuz we all just want that bra on the corner of our rooms, tits exposed and in our mouths, if anything this is just like a very expensive padlock keeping us from seeing what we actually want. In the fucking way and making me angry with marketing stunts I can’t understand anyone responding positively to, especially in this era of trying to convince girls of all tit size to not wear bras……but we can agree on one thing….mom or not…she’s pretty spectacular….and so are her tits…she doesn’t need this bullshit, could be in a homeless man piss, shit and AIDS semen soaked paperbag and I’d still go at her with my tongue…and I know you would too.


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2010

22

Sep

Adriana Lima on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck the genius behind these pictures is, but I do know if you’re on the beach and Adriana Lima, mom pussy or not, is there in a bikini, you do whatever it takes to get a full body shot. You climb in a tree, you pay a retarded or blind kid to walk up to her and ask for a picture, you fucking dig a hole in the sand to pop up under her, you rent scuba gear, a hellicopter, a dune buggy, pretty much anything you can get your hands on to get the fucking shot….cuz sure, she’s hot and looks alright from the tit up, but that’s not why I do this site or spend my days wasting away on the internet looking at new pictures of celeb pussy….I do it to see the fucking goods, and not the goods hiding behind the fucking chair…

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