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2012

12

Mar

Adriana Lima Nipple With Doutzen Kroes for V Magazine of the Day

Way back in the beginning of March, I did a post on the ADRIANA LIMA AND DOUTZEN KROES HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE ….because like the rest of the world, I hate Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, they are designed for bored husbands in their 60s who don’t know how to use the internet to jerk off to….but I am a fan of the models…and their hotness…so when they are put to good use, I pay attention, but not that much attention, since the photoshoot video came out 5 days ago and I’m only posting it now….nobody is perfect….espcially when these posts aren’t all that interesting to me….after 8 years at this it’s just another pussy I’m not fuckng stuffed into a photoshoot I’m not at….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz who really cares when it was shot…what you need to care about are Lima’s nipples…you see cuz that’s the basis of what’s actually important in life….asshole.

ADRIANA VS. DOUTZEN BY MARIO TESTINO AND NICOLA FORMICHETTI from V Magazine on Vimeo.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Doutzen Kroes

2012

01

Mar

Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes for V Magazine of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…these Victoria’s Secret bitches are always hotter when they aren’t in Victoria’s Secret corporate campaigns that are played out, repetitive and dull, despite all the hot pussy they throw in in…

I get that they use it to sell their panties to fat women in the mid-west who like God, casseroles and looking hot for their boring sex life…..that will end in them cheating, lying and ruining their kids over, since we’re not meant to be locked up in prison, we’re all selfish….

Not that it matters…here are some models fighting…not naked enough maybe…but better than nothing.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Doutzen Kroes

2012

10

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Candice Swanepoel|Chanel Iman|Doutzen Kroes|Karolina Kourkova|Lily Aldridge|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2012

03

Feb

Adriana Lima in a Bathing Suit for a Car Commercial of the DAy

Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies…even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely the last 3 years to keep their rich husbands interested in them bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in heels like that is gonna look like she’s got amazing legs and a great ass…even if they don’t…it’s the magic of heels motherfucker…but I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it…the whole baby thing throws me off…I mean Lima at 19 was a force…if she was a storm, she’d be Katrina…now she’s just a breezy day….a reflection of what she once was….and that’s the problem with models…they are only human and they get old.

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2012

27

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot Continues of the Day

You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me…


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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2012

26

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms…


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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

17

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Open a Store in Puerto Rico of the Day

I don’t really get off to shout outs to Puerto Rico by models in helicopter flying to the store opening….if anything it annoys me because it is some stupid fucking shit…that feature girls who are supposed to be fucking naked or half naked and not conversing on camera like this….

I am more into watching Adriana Lim and her hot mom body dancing like an idiot…

But I figured I have no choice but to fall into their evil corporate trap that manipulates me with women I want to fuck and by getting them half naked….I’m a slave like that…


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Erin Heatherton

2011

09

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Is Tonight Night and I wasn’t Invited of the Day

After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..

You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…

But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.

Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes|Uncategorized

2011

07

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Topless Underwear Shoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out…

So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying…

Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care…

Here’s those topless pics…

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