Here are three bikini models in their bikinis…I don’t think I really have to say anymore cuz this is bikini models in bikinis….not much thought is supposed to go into staring at this shit…it is supposed to tap into our primal instincts and make girls hate themselves…and make guys hate their baby momma’s cuz they didn’t bounce back as proper as two of these three bitches did…the same two bitches who make Candice Swanepoel look even hotter than she is…knowking that she’s the only one who hasn’t been ravaged by baby tearing out her insides. FOLLOW ME
These tits have a legacy….people still talk about them 3 months after they were exposed…
Apparently, these pictures were either screencapped from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, that can’t be confirmed cuz everything Victoria’s Secret does looks the fucking same…
But I like to think some pervert’s been watching on repeat for the last three months to find the most amazing angles of the bitches he jerks off to to share with his internet virgin loser friends…you know the kind of two – three second clip that gets overlooked when the excitement of the show drops and internet virgin losers are overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage…that it takes them three months to go through it and analyze it…before finding this little golden gem….
Or maybe Victoria’s Secret released them disguised as an internet virgin loser, hoping to get some buzz about how their bras make mom tits look like they are implants…because they push them up to this brazilian’s fucking ears….and who knows, maybe they are implants, paid for from the corporation who kidnapped her from her small village to be a titty spokesperson and really it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics
I am disappointed in myself…I mean that’s really nothing new, and nothing unexpected, you know since I’ve let myself down on pretty much every single level of my life from personal, to career, to health, to relationship, to financial, to living situation, to addiction…It’s just been a life of failure, that almost doesn’t even feel like failure anymore, because it happens so often, that it’s just the way it is….until today…when I saw this picture of Adriana Lima from V Magazine back in June, showing her fucking nipples…How the fuck did I miss that….I mean posting celeb tit is what I fucking do here and some of the most legendary tit in recent years come out to play and I don’t fucking see it…I mean it’s just another example of lost opportunity….you know another example of not watching a hot bitch who lives next door shower when I have the chance…not fucking willing drunk pussy when I have the chance..you get what I’m saying….So I’m posting it here to redeem myself…you know what…I just did a search on my site and I already posted this pic…I guess I forgot…but I still disappoint myself and I’m still posting it…
I’ve also decided to post her recent shoot with Vogue Italia to make this post timely and relevant, cuz that’s what the ebook I bought on having a successful blog told me to do…
Here’s some Adriana Lima in lingerie cuz it’s her job…at least for now it is…even though she’s a mom….but I guess photoshop does wonders…I also guess that this is part of their Valentines Day campaign …unless sniffing flowers in her underwear is just something she does to off set the smell of the fragments of rotting placenta her doctor left behind….not that it matters cuz Victoria’s Secret is pretty much as boring as half naked bitches can get…which is not that boring…but could serious benefit by a little more fucking hustle…
These pictures of Adriana Lima may be so fucking photoshopped that I feel like I am looking some white trash motherfuckers air brushed hood painting on his pickup truck….or like some sketchy weirdo pervert computer fan art you sometimes land on when surfing the internet….cuz she hardly looks like a legit person…but with tits like this, I can see past all that…and question whether this is what she looks like or not, but more importantly, I can forget that her pussy was ravaged by a baby and that she’s a fucking mom, two things I normally can’t stomach because child birth is digusting and more importantly, so is the idea of keeping the kid when you’re done with it…
Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s veteran model since everyone else before her is retired or killed off of the Victoria’s Secret roster…cuz Victoria’s Secret is actually not just a secret but a secret society where craziness happens – like some kind of international sex trade….
I like tits as much as the next guy, but I really think Victoria’s Secret fucking sucks. I appreciate that in an era where there was no internet, like the early 90s, shit offered dudes something to get off to….and I know there were many single men who signed up to get the catalog by using a fake chick name…but is 2010 motherfuckers and shit needs to be taken up a notch, cuz they are competing with throat fucking porn, making highly photoshopped lingerie pics, totally dull to look at.
We’ve seen it all before, their winning formula sucks because it’s so obvious. We will always look at a hot immigrant imported into this country to get in her underwear…and we will like it but I know I’m needing more out of this shit…it’s time for a little update…and I’m thinkin’ to stay competitive…it best involve some throat fucking…..it’s the least these immigrants can do for the great life you’ve given them.
Seeing a devout catholic who preaches her devout catholic bullshit despite being someone many people masturbate to cuz she gets half naked for money….cuz she’s not as devout as she pretends to be….and she’s really just a hypocrite whore….getting throat fucked would make this post better….but that’s not gonna happen….cuz Victoria’s Secret fucked up their winning formula but letting these bitches become celebrity…
Either way, here are the Lima Mom tits, cuz she’s the best they have to offer….
I posted a picture last week of Adriana Lima as the new expensive bra carrier now that Tyra is fat and Heidi Klum has no more vagina left after Seal was done with it….making Lima the new top of the food chain in their company…and really behind all the cleavage this company provides, and behind third world hot pussy they introduce us to, that we would never have known before they kidnapped them, and behind deceiving these fuckers do with padded bras they’ve implemented in everyday life that we only find out about when we get home drunk with a stranger or when we see our women in ways we’ve never seen them before, begging them to keep their clothes on when we fuck, only to have them take off their shirts to make us face the harsh realities of life, I see a boring fucking company….
Seriously. Their pictures are the same. Their concept is the same. The whole thing is very vanilla…it’s safe for Christians…and that makes it not quite good enough for me!
I think her tits are worth more naked….I guess now that Heidi Klum is out of the picture, retired and a mom who enjoys very freakish german sex that results in a whole lot of mixed race kids, the natural choice for Victoria’s Secret was to let Adriana Lima wear the stupidly expenisve bra out in public like some kind of whore who has a very expensive underwear she wears as outterwear. I guess Lima has proven that despite being a poor Brazilan, who would have run away with this to feed her village 10 years ago, is trustworthy cuz she herself already has 2,000,000 dollars and doesn’t bother feeding her village with that money….cuz fame, fortune and ego from constantly being jerked of of to has the ability to make a girl lose her sense of community and focus on what’s important, which apparently to her is being excessive….
Seriously why would anyone make a 2,000,000 dollar bra, it’s ridiculous cuz we all just want that bra on the corner of our rooms, tits exposed and in our mouths, if anything this is just like a very expensive padlock keeping us from seeing what we actually want. In the fucking way and making me angry with marketing stunts I can’t understand anyone responding positively to, especially in this era of trying to convince girls of all tit size to not wear bras……but we can agree on one thing….mom or not…she’s pretty spectacular….and so are her tits…she doesn’t need this bullshit, could be in a homeless man piss, shit and AIDS semen soaked paperbag and I’d still go at her with my tongue…and I know you would too.
I don’t know who the fuck the genius behind these pictures is, but I do know if you’re on the beach and Adriana Lima, mom pussy or not, is there in a bikini, you do whatever it takes to get a full body shot. You climb in a tree, you pay a retarded or blind kid to walk up to her and ask for a picture, you fucking dig a hole in the sand to pop up under her, you rent scuba gear, a hellicopter, a dune buggy, pretty much anything you can get your hands on to get the fucking shot….cuz sure, she’s hot and looks alright from the tit up, but that’s not why I do this site or spend my days wasting away on the internet looking at new pictures of celeb pussy….I do it to see the fucking goods, and not the goods hiding behind the fucking chair…
I think it’s got to the point in running this site where I don’t need to really write anything about anyone and you people just know what I am thinking, kinda like a married couple at the diner having breakfast on their 50th wedding anniversary RV road trip, but I will say this, Adriana Lima, whether her body is a little softer and thicker thanks to ill-decisions made because she’s a catholic and doesn’t believe in Plan B, Abortions or Birth Control, she’s still Adriana Lima….and here she is in some real deal at the hotel bikini pictures cuz they are better than the photoshoot pictures we normally see, even if all the retouching on photoshop makes her look better…cuz
Here are some pictures of Lima hiding her ravaged stomach thanks to her Catholic upbringing leading to her lack of contraception making her a mom with a pretty good mom body, but she’s still a fragment of what she once was and that depresses me…Sure she’s still Adriana Lima and she’s bounced back pretty fucking well, but shes still not what she was and I can’t help but see a dumpy mom ass, even if it’s a better ass than anything I’ve stuck my dick into, that’s not the point….I don’t really know what the point is, I mean Adriana Lima is in a bathing suit here and she’s the kind of pussy you fuck under any circumstance, no matter how fat, sloppy, old, or ugly she gets…..
Adriana Lima was more fun when she was a crazy Catholic girl from Brazil who claimed she was a virgin, but spent her days getting paid stupid money to model naked. It was like this confusing shit I couldn’t get my head around but I knew it was hot…way hotter than when crazy Catholic girls become whores and fuck everyone…because 25 year old hot virigns is just on another level…I am convinced shit was a lie to begin with, it just made her that much more exciting to jerk off to. It was probably a language barrier issue and she was really trying to tell people that because she was a crazy Catholic girl she respects virgins, but she’s too busy to care, because she’s out practicing getting knocked up, which unfortunately, she got good at, and now has to live with for the rest of her life…but she’s still looing good to me.
In keeping up with what models who were once the hottest fucking thing to hit, you know back when they were young and claimed to still be a virgin…..before America ruined her strict Catholic upbringing and gave her tight Brazilian ass a taste of cock that it had been craving….leading to a pregnancy that totally destroyed her body and appeal….here are some pics of Adriana Lima to remind us of what was, what could of been and the unfortunate truth of what is….a bloated rendition of what could have at one time been the single hottest pussy on earth that had been found…either way, I still dig her and her ripped apart pussy and body…and you probably do too…because it’s Adriana Lima and because we are perverts who like pussy in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and conditions….
Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me….
The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation….
No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….
Adriana Lima is probably one of the hottest models. Sure I liked her before, back when she was a good Catholic Virgin, it made the whole fantasy of seeing her half naked a hell of a lot more interesting, but I get that all girls must give it up every now and then, so when I saw her Come Back video being promoted, I figured I’d do my part to contribute as she is fucking hot and seeing her back int he model scene with her post mom ripped up pussy is better than nothing….So most of this video is her boxing and I’m not into violent bitches who know how to hurt me….but ya know…again it’s better than not seeing her at all….Adriana Lima is fucking hot….violated or not…so watch the video….