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Archive for the Adrianne Curry Category

2012

04

Jan

Adrianne Curry’s 2005 TItties of the Day

I hate this attention seeking bitch as much as I can hate any attention seeking bitch who is willing to get naked for that attention….

I’m blocked from her twitter feed because she hates me and we had a fight once…but it works out well for me becuase I reading her nonsense is offensive and more importantly depressing…and the fact that I would be following her, like I am interested in her, would likely lead me to suicide, since I’ve already done the hard drinking route….

Either way, she allegedly released this topless pic and this is what the caption read:

300k! my boobs are a bit..bigger nowadays, but this was on vaca few years ago. ;) Maybe 500k I’ll post the new puppies :P

I don’t know how authentic this is, cuz I can’t waste more time on the bitch….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz her shopping titty pics around for twitter followers or cash is hilarious…..but tits are tits….especially when they are on a bitch trying to get noticed by showing them in the most basic of publciity stunts…which is odd for someone not promoting anything..but tits are tits.

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2011

01

Mar

Adrianne Curry’s Cry for Attention on Twitter of the Day

It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter ….

So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2011

17

Jan

Adrianne Curry Naked Sushi for Attention of the Day

The darkest day in my TWITTER History was the day Adrianne Curry told me off for being a disgusting person…I don’t fully remember what she said about me before blocking me, but I do know that it was said between her crying for attention by posting controversial, exhibitionist style pictures hoping someone will notice her useless reality star married to a Brady for attention…and now she’s posting pictures of her doing naked sushi…something I’d be more into if the rankest fish at the table wasn’t her bottom feeding pussy…..and you gotta understand that I love all dirty, bottom feeding pussy, especially when it knows I exist….so I really despise this shit….

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2010

18

Jun

Adrianne Curry Continues to Try To Get More Twitter Followers of the Day

I hate this very Brady latch on cunt. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t like her body. I am not impressed with her fake tits or her 5 minutes of fame she had back when reality TV first started polluting our lives making her one of the first official bottom feeding attention whore cunts….

Well the world forgot about her, cuz her existence is insignificant and she never had an actual career, so she’s taken to posting her sloppy America’s Next Top Model body, 15 season’s too late, cuz I guess photoshoots didn’t come with that title so she’s had to do it herself…all trying to get twitter followers…cuz she’s hopin’ this will give her a second chance to humilate herself and embarrass herself to a nation for little return.

She’s fucking garbage….and she knows it and has gone so far as trying to tell me off and she blocking me on twitter months ago cuz she doesn’t like hearing the truth.

Here are those desperate pics for a desperate and ugly pussy….it is safe to say a sex tape is coming…but I never understand why the sex tape never comes at the time it should …but always comes a decade too late….and who really fuckin cares…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2010

01

Jun

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Quest for Twitter Followers Continues of the Day

Adrianne Curry told me off on Twitter before blocking me. I’d say it was the highlight of my life, but unfortunately for her, she’s totally insignificant. The only thing she is good for is the Tila Tequila approach to getting noticed, and that’s by taking half naked pictures and posting them to twitter, hoping idiots like me who write about any pussy in a bikini, no matter how relevant or irrlevant they are, because pussy in bikini is a fetish to me, pretty much the main reason I have a Facebook account, or why I go to the beach, public pool or park. I’m an easy fucking crowd, cuz seeing a bitch in bikini, no matter how bad her fake tits are, or what she does for a living or who’s attention she is trying to get from getting in the bikini, just doesn’t matter….as long as they are in a fucking bikini…if oyu know what i mean….

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Bikini

2010

07

Apr

Adrianne Curry Does Boring Twitter Ass Pics of the Day

Girls, take a quick lesson from this trash famewhore loser Adrianne Curry. She had 50,000 twitter followers at one point. They were probably people who couldn’t let go of her after she faded into obscurity, kinda like the 40 year old women who cried when Corey Haim died, only far more irrelevant….

But she realized, like she did after she did Playboy that if she whores out any integrity she may have had before she got addicted to the cameras and gets naked, people will notice…and her efforts have landed her a sold 15,000 perverts hoping for late night drunken pussy pics…

The whole thing….is so fucking boring…but she now has 75,000 followers….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Twitter Ass

2010

29

Mar

Adrianne Curry Almost Topless on Twitter of the Day

Adrianne Curry is holding onto the 15 minutes of fame she had 5 years ago the way any self-respecting, famewhore, would…by posting these almost topless pics on twitter. She’s such a tease, at least that’s what she’s trying to do for her 70,000 twitter fans who don’t really care about her or what she has to say, but instead are watching to see her sanity crack and post Very Brady Sex tapes, because that’s bound to happen eventually.

She blocked me and told me off as best she could a few months ago, but I still get access to the goods and despite no being interested in her in anyway, or thinking she deserves any more attention that other whores online, I can’t help myself but post this and laugh, cuz I know girls, even exhibitionist girls, who know this kind of self-promotion is the cheapest and easiest way to get noticed…it’s just unfortunate that it didn’t involve her showing her meaty cunt spread open, since she’s already done playboy, you’d think she’d step up her game…

It’s so obvious, but you idiots fall for it, and apparently, so do I…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Tits|Topless|Twitter

2010

15

Mar

Adrianne Curry Ass on Twitter of the Day

I guess last week’s picture of Adrianne Curry showing off how flexible she is got her some serious twitter attention and brought her 60,000 followers to 70,000 followrs, making her realize that a good way to get people to notice you is to post naked, or sexual pictures, which really didn’t take a genius to figure out and I’m sure when she got her breast implants and rocked her reality career she already knew that’s all we care about, especially since every girl knows nude, bikini, ass or titty pictures will get them noticed, shit is the new leggings, because the world is a gang of perverts and clothing keeps us interested in knowing what’s under the clothing…so these ass pictures are not surprising, or even really that interesting, she kinda looks like a shaved down dude, but maybe I’m just confused from hard drinking and daylights saving time, but I am posting them anyway.

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Ass|Twitter

2010

12

Mar

Adrianne Curry Shows Off How Flexible She is of the Day

You may not remember who Adrianne Curry is because she’s pretty much a fucking nobody who was on TV 10 years ago for some Next Top Model, Surreal Life and Very Brady Wedding…because she “fell in love” with one of the dude on the Brady Bunch….not that her history really matters…I was just tyring to let you know why I was posting this in case you thought I turned the site completely into pictures of everyday girls trying to be sexy and get noticed because no one has given her a big break yet…which isn’t a horrible idea for a site since millions of girls want to get noticed…but I’m lazy…and convincing girls I can help them is too time consuming since dealing with girls is like dealing with trying to change a retarded kids diaper…it’s tedious…

That said, here’s a picture this trash posted on Twitter, because those 40,000 people are all she has left these days, and I’d message her to tell her how ugly, useless and un appealing wrapping her foot behind her balding fucked up face is, but she blocked me….cuz all the low level pussy block me cuz they take themselves way too seriously…so don’t let this picture make you think she’s all sponaneous and fun, or even a circus performer worth fucking…it’s all strategic to brain wash you into remembering her…and giving her another chance despite the fact that she’s ugly….

I used to have a girl who did this shit naked for me…it was like a little circus performer and coulda been exciting if her pussy wasn’t so meaty and didn’t look like she was some kind of alien trying to eat me….making me happy this big headed curry has pants on…despite my love for pussy…cuz it just doesn’t look write in this stance…

I’ve wrote way too much on this ugly bitch, I don’t know why, but the good news it is as boring as she is…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Flexible