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2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for LUI Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the cover of LUI this month…and she’s naked.

Sure it’s not traditional naked…where you can actually see the things that define being naked…like nipples and vagina and gaping asshole…which in this internet porn generation is barely even naked…or inappropriate..you need close up penetration for that…

Instead strategic naked, because she’s a good Catholic mother who has made millions off being half naked, that full naked will come at a premium price…and not for some editorial, no matter how good it is…but instead for a brand or movie that will pay out proper…she knows how this shit works…and I guess half naked, or strategic naked, is better than not naked at all, even if moms in their 30s are a gross concept…when they aren’t Victoria’s Secret underwear models….and here are the pics…

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2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for AIDS of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it…

It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx…

That said…I am a fan of her dress…

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2014

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie of the Day

There’s something magical about seeing people taking selfies shamelessly in public. It’s just part of our culture and it happens almost everywhere you go. It’s the internet turning you into the inner narcissist you’ve always been. Forcing you to think people care about where you are, what you are doing, or every little bullshit thing you see….or think…it’s like a 24/7 reality show starring you..and I totally find it boring – until it ends in nudes and sex tapes…in which case…I find it amazing…

So here’s Alessandra, bikini model, taking a selfie, because she doesn’t do enough photoshoots, she isn’t on camera enough, and she needs to turn the camera on herself…you see because the people of instagram are just sitting there waiting to like the shit.

The world is fucking crazy….

Feeling the elements ?????????? #glamz @justinpurdue @kaylamichelehair #aunaturel #beautybythebeach #fashion

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2014

16

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Swimsuit Collection of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Bikini and Lingerie Model and mom of 2 – has figured out the complex plight of the bikini model – what do you do when the bikini model body turns too old to bikini model – you start a bikini line – usually funded by the people you bikini modelled all these years for because you owe them your life for bringing you out of Brazil and taking you to this level…

You see because even products being pushed to 40 year olds, use young girls for them to hate – rather than people their age to hate….it’s simple logic, they can always blame their youth for their bodies, but when you put someone their own age in front of them half naked, it makes their mom asses look lazy and sloppy as shit…

So instead of modelling, launch a brand, Jessica Alba this shit, get rich….and these are the pics.

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2014

08

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for Replay of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio ass was in jeans for Replay and she got Paid a lot of money for that…Here’s the video

I don’t find it all exciting – considering she’s a nude and lingerie model…it’s like girl take your pants off..that’s what you’re here for – that’s why you were imported from brazil….

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2014

06

Oct

The Story of Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shorts of the Day

Some people say they need the confidence of a person who doesn’t have a case on their expensive iPHone…it was a meme that I guess people find clever because people are idiots and it circulated the internet – landing on my Facebook feed and reminding me that people don’t get it…

The real confidence you need is that of a hooker who lets a guy paying her 100 dollars a half hour – fuck her up the ass and cum in her without a condom…because he tells her he’s a virgin – when everyone know that no virgin is fucking hookers up the ass – or ever telling them the virgin line to negotiate no condom – virgins don’t think like that…and I guess believing sociopathic anal hooker fuckers isn’t confidence anyone needs – ok maybe that’s a bad example…

A better example of the confidence you need to walk through life – is one in which you can pull off wearing white shorts with no fear that you’ll get your fucking period. Possibly because you’re too old for periods, possibly because you don’t eat so you don’t get your period, possibly because you’re from Brazil and build with male sex organs…but every junior high girl knows – the day you’re in the white shorts is the day that you’ll inevitably become a woman – so to be able go through life not giving a fuck about these childhood fears…like Alessandra Ambrosio is what all you fuckers need to be doing.

Inspiring.

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2014

16

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio in See Through Shorts of the Day

Mom Alessandra Ambrosio, who I like to pretend isn’t a mom, because it makes looking at her more tolerable, wore see through shorts to some Madrid Fashion Week event, shorts that I am partially excited to see come into trend, you know that all mom’s of two will wear, especially the ones in line at Walmart, because I am ready for that level of disgusting.

I guess if that doesn’t interest you…here are some pics of her in workout gear back in LA

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2014

09

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is better when not posing with her kids, because I can just look at her model implants pretending that they haven’t been milk filled and sucked on by some lecherous vagina ruining assholes….

The pics are for Harper’s Australia, not quite as trashy as you’d expect if you’ve ever spent the night listening to a drunk Australian talk, but still rockin’ some Victoria’s Secret made cleavage that I guess people don’t think she’s too old to bother with….those people aren’t me…I’m all about the fresher meat, the newer model, the more eager, hungry, and poor…and desperate…who have already had a bit of rejection…so their confidence is shot…but maybe I’m just an opportunist..

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2014

05

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio at an Event of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a model.

I like models.

I don’t really know what event she’s attending or leaving, I guess it doesn’t really matter, since I wasn’t invited to it, but more importantly, since she’s busting the fuck out of her top, like she’s rockin’ a pair of model implants, you know the smaller version of pornstar implants…and showing some leg…that since I like models…is pretty fucking distracting from anything else going on…like the fact that under that skirt is a vagina that shat out a couple kids. I try to ignore that…when other good things are going on..

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