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2012

31

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day


Hey everybody…it is New Years Eve and I’ve been drinking for the last 1800 or more days…but today is more special than the last…cuz tonight…the world will be celebrating…and in Asia and Australia the world has already celebrated….and what better way to ring it in that to look at Alessandra Ambrosio’s body…or half her body…self shot like some kind of cam girl, attention seeking teen….bitch who doesn’t get paid a lot of money for this normally…you know looking for exposure…and praise…when bitch’s bank account does that for her every day…FUN…

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2012

17

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day

Mom body has probably never looked this good…here is my favorite Instagram girl who ignores the fuck out of my comments…and who may even censor my comments…like I don’t have feelings…and like my words don’t matter…even if they are praising just how lovely she is….but I don’t let it get me down, cuz girls have been ignoring me and pretending I don’t exist for the last 4 decades…and not only am I used to it…it makes masturbating to them more fun, passionate and angry….

She’s in a bikini, in St Barts, for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they have a compound there, and I guess that’s what Victoria’s Secret models do, which I guess isn’t all that exicting, but it’s better than looking at fat mom’s at the coffee shop gossiping and talking about how their stitches from their birthing pussy haven’t dissolved yet…or about their love for the cakes they are eating…you know…typical mom shit isn’t this good…so I am glad mom Ambrosio in her bikini happened this past weekend….


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2012

05

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot for Made in Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is rolling around on the beach for Made in Brazil….a magazine and photoshoot that reminds me of the one thing I wish that was made in brazil…an Alessandra and Jesus Martinez creampie in a seedy hotel room…or her dripping off my face…or really…anything sexual with this lovely mom who has the body of someone who isn’t a mom…

That said, I dig brazil…and I dig brazilians, even the trannies are ok…and I am not just because of their Bum Bum contests…

Here are the Ambrosio pics…

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2012

20

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Models at the Victoria’s Secret Show Fitting of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio and the other Victoria’s Secret “Angels”..who big evil corporate Victoria’s Secret have made famous, relevant, important, despite being glorified catalog models, all as part of a global and successful marketing campaign that’s going into it’s third decade of underwear marketing….has released some backstage, fitting pics, from their fashion show…that will air as an infomercial…to get people in the holiday buying spirit in the next few days….and despite already having seen these girls…in these outfits…cuz the blitz has already gone down promoting the event….I’ll always take a second to stare at more pics of the shit…..cuz like you…I love seeing these girls half naked….even if they bore me and it is repetitive…


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2012

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s in the Expensive Bra of the Day

I find this 100,000,000 dollar bra the dumbest of marketing campaigns….but that is just because a bra worth millions of dollars is totally not practical…but more importantly…it tells all the middle class and lower income people who shop the Victoria’s Secret catalog that their husbands are fucking deadbeat losers and that they will never live the good life of the people who run the brand…or the overpaid models who are the face of the brand….like shit is some big reveal at their fashion show they are filming next week…and like shit is some honor to be named the bitch who wears it…when they whole thing just mocks all the idiots who are either impressed by this…or affected by this…or who go buy Victoria’s Secret cuz it is associated with this….bullshit…

But I wouldn’t mind stealing this shit of this Alessandra Ambrosio…with my mouth..only to sell it at the local pawn shop for enough money to get a rub and tug from the boner having her breasts in my mouth gave me…cuz I am also an idiot….who gets sucked into the fantasy of 2.5 million dollar bras and the models chosen to wear them.

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2012

18

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Cleavage in Boston of the Day


Alessandra Ambrosio is showing off her cleavage….in a dress instead of in a bikini or bra for Victoria’s Secret….and I figure I might as well post it…cuz I like Brazilian subtle implants on a small, lean, overpaid figure as much as the next guy, even if I have to accept the fact that she’s had kids and that her vagina has been ravaged, but I guess that’s what you sign up for when dealing with Catholic girls….especially when dealing with ones you’ve never met, won’t meet, and don’t really care to meet, but prefer just staring at their tits in pics when your mistress is at work and you’re waiting for her to come hom to give you a blowjob…


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2012

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Mom on the Beach in a White Bikini of the Day


Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this.


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2012

19

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body Leaving Yoga of the Day


Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste.


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2012

27

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio in Some Strategic Topless Photoshoot of the Day

This Alessandra Ambrosio shoot is fucking boring….but I am posting it cuz she’s topless but more importantly cuz I have nothing else to do….

Sure this is barely fucking topless, and even calling it topless is some questionable shit. but when you’re a virgin loser, like you are, this is topless enough….where as I just get mad about it…and love things that make me mad…cuz being mad makes me feel alive…you see if a bitch says she’s gonna take off her shirt, when drinking or playing strip games, and does take off her shirt, but but pulls this shit, positioning herself likes she’s not topless, it generally makes me mad…that’s why I try to hang with whores.

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