Amanda Bynes does twitter right….She posted this pictures with this caption:
my nifty tights
Maybe she should spend a little less time working twitter and a little more time working on her career….cuz I don’t even think the general public even knows who the fuck she is…not that I really care about her making money, or really how a whore makes money, and prefer them whoring out for free, making this post make no sense. I blame perpetual spring break #tarareid
On Valentines Day, Amanda Bynes posted a pictures called “Bikini Top” that looks more like a bra under a zip up hoodie in some kind of pornography self produced with a cell phone that I like.
One week later, I catch wind of it and post it like it’s news cuz I hardly remember Amanda Bynes, other than that “she’s a man” and don’t keep up to speed on her day to day activities as she slowly decends into total irrelevance….
Twitter is an amazing thing. It makes the paparazzi and the tabloids obsolete all while giving the people something to jerk off to. Thanks Twitter, even though you make me feel useless and unpopular cuz I am….. see Twitter just speaks in “real talk” and “truths”…no bullshit there…nope…none…
I know…It’s a waste of time…it’s all bullshit but these pics aren’t…So good work Amanda Bynes…you figured out the point of twitter….cuz their CEOs and everyone who uses it haven’t been able to…
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I used to follow Amanda Bynes on twitter. I assume she blocked me, they all seem to block me, I don’t really read twitter, it’s a waste of time, I just write on the shit but it was probably a good thing, cuz bitch would irritate the fuck out of me with her random thoughts, quotes and other shit that didn’t involve her posting self shot pics of her pussy, but it seems like she may finally be making a move in the right direction, unless of course she’s actually a man, like the movie she was in made me believe, in which case, keeping the leggings on is probably a good thing, I don’t need some underdeveloped penis fuckin’ up my shit along with her stupid ramblings….Speaking of stupid ramblings, hi everybody!
Amanda Bynes is prime example of someone who everyone thought would grow up to be this really hot piece of ass, even though her biggers role in a movie was playing a boy soccer player, leading me to think that maybe she didn’t really have the attributes you’d expect to have a vagina, who didn’t, but I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is how she looks like a bloated bobble head with water retention issues or maybe it is kidney failure, but her legs are pretty alright, especially when jacked in heels and a short skirt…
Amanda Bynes was out showing off her legs, as she does, because it takes focus off her stupid lookin’ head, I guess it’s really all she has time for these days, you know since she’s not working and all, but still managing to hold onto that little fame flame she once had when she was 12. I don’t actually know who Amanda Bynes is or what she does, so maybe she is actually working, you’ll have to check IMDB for that, because I am not really interested enough to go that deep, I am however interested in going balls deep, but unfortunately for her, in my case, we’re stuck in the shallow end. If you know what I mean.
Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes wearing some pants and not showing off her legs even though they are all she has going for her. I don’t find her interesting so I don’t really know why I am bothering posting this shit. I guess it has to do with having nothing else to do with my day, which I guess I have in common with Amanda Bynes since I don’t think she’s ever really had work.
Speaking of people with no work, Mischa Barton is in Montreal filming some Ashton Kutcher TV show and I want her to take me out for dinner, but no one I know knows her or where she is staying so I guess, my dreams of banging the girl throwing up on herself in Sixth Sense won’t come true, so I have no choice but to just have to keep jerking off to it.
Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes and her big ol’ head walking out of some club with her big ol’ tits, because I uploaded them yesterday and it’d be a real waste of time if I didn’t put them up, and I am not doing it because I care about her, or her friend’s big ol’ tits.
Here’s a video of Amanda Bynes and her cunt friend ignoring a homeless guy in a wheelchair as they jump into her 60,000 dollar car. Her raspy friend who I’ll call “The Jew” says “Sorry, excuse me”, pretty much a passive aggressive “Ew, you’re gross, fuck off”, to the homeless guy as her begs desperately for some change, asking them to have a heart,which I guess he figured out, they don’t have because they are vapid little hollywood cunts who think they are hotter than they actually are.
Sure Amanda Bynes hasn’t worked in a long time and her groupie’s only job has been working her way into Amanda Bynes’ entourage, hoping for the tail-end of her fame, so they were too pre-occupied to hear his screams of serious hunger and pain.
If you look at Amanda Bynes from the front she is cute, but they you see her from the side, she looks fucking retarded.
Don’t get me wrong, retarded can be cute, I mean pretty much every single girl I’ve ever fucked has been at least semi-retarded, which in my defense was because I worked at a retard home, and they were pretty easy, especially when they were sleeping medicated and unable to speak more than a few grunts and screams, but this isn’t about that.
It’s about Amanda Bynes and her chipmunk face, is she on steroid treatment for some disorder? Was she beat the fuck up like she was Rihanna? I just don’t really get it, but at least she never wears pants because I guess someone told her she had good legs and she went home and fucking burnt every pair pants she owned because it felt good to be complimented and now she only feels comfortable wearing short fucking skirts in public to show them legs off and distract us from that face. Here she is in white.
I was wrong…She Does Own Pants…And She Looks a Hell of A Lot More Retarded in the Face When She Does Cuz I Don’t Have Upper Thighs to Distract Myself With….
Amanda Bynes really loves her legs. She shows them off everywhere she goes. She shouldn’t get too dependent on these legs, you know use them as some kind of security blanket because you never know when you may accidentally step on a land mine and all your leg showing off comes to an immediate end. So time to bring out them tits and vag because based on this video, her personality’s not gonna take her very far…
I like a good set of legs. Sure it’s not a requirement when it comes to fucking, I mean vagina always been the only requirement and even that I’ve been pretty flexible about depending on how drunk or desperate I was. I am not coming out saying that I am a fag, but I am not denying that there were those years in college when you might have called me one and beat me up had you seen me walking down an alley in my mini skirt offering you blowjobs. A girls’ gotta make a living.
I am lying, I never went to college, I just went off on some weird tangent trying to prove that although my wife’s got fat legs that make me sick to look at, doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a girl who shows off her legs every chance she gets, because they are her only asset and that’s all I’ll say about this.
I don’t know what happened to Amanda Bynes by she looks like a guy I know who had a serious nut allergy and who we decided to rub nuts all over his hands and face when he passed out drunk to see if he was drunk, unfortunately one of our friends got the whole plan wrong and we ended up walking in on him lookin’ like he was taking part in the world’s worst porno, but when we got it all sorted out and he got his dick back in his pants, we got to work and it turns out after being hospitalized for our antics, that he did in fact have an allergy to nuts. I mean his face swelled the fuck up and dude stopped breathing…..but yeah, that’s what Amanda Bynes’ swollen face looks like, but her pink panties are a good enough distraction from the bloated face….so I am posting it…
The paparazzi attacked Amanda Bynes making her giggle like she’s on drugs, playing off that she’s shy, but when asked about Jennifer Hudson, she doesn’t seem too shy , after saying she feels very sad for them, then bursting into laughter…..pretty sympathetic, but in her defense, she’s too busy loving herself and thinking she’s the best thing on the fuckin’ planet to really bother with this black on black crime, I mean the only black people she knows live in Beverly Hills and other rich neighborhoods, and she even clenches on her purse when they walk up to her at charity events, on the street or in the club.
I don’t know if any of that is true, it’s just my own speculation, but I do know that her legs are good enough for me to forget her seemingly racist, insensitive, self-absorbed personality, because I never really take the time to get to know a girl well enough to know her opinion on shit, when I’m hiding under the stairwell trying to look up their skirts, if you know what I mean.
BONUS SOME OTHER MESSAGES TO JENNIFER HUDSON….
Here’s New York, she’s on some reality TV show called “I Love New York”, a show Jennifer Hudson’s Fiance was on before they were engaged, giving Jennifer Hudson a heart felt apology….
Here’s Sam Ronson, who has pretty much nothing to do with Jennifer Hudson, but the paparazzi feel the need to ask her opinion about it, regardless of her probably being too busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan to bother watching the news, giving her heart felt thoughts on the incident….
Zac Effron turned 21 and I didn’t get an invitation to his party because my penis isn’t big enough, I have to admit that I was a little heartbroken when I found out he insists all men around him have 11 inch erections at all times, something I couldn’t even compete with if I had a penis . But when I found out this birthday went down pretty much 2 minutes ago, because Zac Effron news isn’t something I stay on top of, especially when I am not asked to be a part of the day he became legal, I figured I’d do a birthday post for him and the 21 topless, waxed, muscular men hired to dance for him privately in his hotel suite and for the cougars who made it out to his party in hopes of swaying him to their side of the fence, and by their side of the fence I mean, into their pants, and by the looks of it, they both failed and left the party alone. If only they wore pants but they didn’t, so here are the cougars Amanda Bynes, her legs and Michelle Trachtenberg and her legs and I guess on the positive side of things, it’s always nice to see girls who you used to fantasize about preying on when they were 16, who you have replaced with other 16 year olds, doing some preying on some young pussy of their own, not that Zac Effron has a pussy, other than the man pussy in his ass that’s been popular at the gay clubs, but based on his hair he just wishes that he had a real one of his own so liking girl things wouldn’t come with such stigma and I am not talking about Vanessa Hudgens. In fact…I have no idea what I am talking about or why I did this post.
I think these pictures of Amanda Bynes as a Bridesmaid at her sister’s wedding are from a while ago, but I didn’t bother lookin’ it up. The reason I didn’t is because who really gives a fuck when they were taken, what we need to focus on is the fact that she’s a bridesmaid and bridesmaids are the horniest bitches at a wedding. I guess the reason is because they are working closely with the whole production for the enitre process and spend a year of planning in the passenger’s seat while their friend who is getting married gets all the attention and the one thing a girl hates is when another girl gets more airtime than her. So when the wedding night roles around and the open bar starts flowing and their single ass is depressed about having not found love and have spent a year on the backburner to their happy friend, they seriously put out fucking hard in hopes of finding some self-worth.
So these seemingly innocent pictures of Amanda Bynes helping her sister out but getting her lipstick off her face for her special night are hot because you know she’ll be pointing to the same place at the end of the night for whoever she’s fucking to clearly identify where she wants him to cum.