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Archive for the Amy Winehouse Category

2009

08

Jun

Amy Winehouse and Her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Amy Winehouse always seduces me with her scabby pussy. She must know that rotting flesh, lepers and bacterial infections are all my fetishes. It’s like she meets all the requirements I have in a woman, from money, to instability and addiction, to emaciated disgusting bodies with tits, to Judaism, cuz there’s no way I want a non-Jew baby, just because Jews have it easy, you know since that whole Holocaust thing, and none of that matters because she’ll never be mine, but the pictures to jerk off to will, I’ll just have to ignore the chubby normal lookin chick and the underage island girls, cuz otherwise that’d be creepy…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

29

May

Amy Winehouse Rocks the Interracial Relationship in a Bra of the Day

The problem with this Amy Winehouse relationship with a black man is that you can’t tell if motherfucker is gold diggin’, you know trying to live the Good Life like he was Kanye West, by riding off this bitch’s success, or whether he’s just getting up in that because she’s white, you know because black dudes will fuck the most disgusting white girl. Not that Amy Winehouse is really pure white, I hear she’s rotting from the inside and has a black pussy that matches her soulful black voice. I actually did hear that, but definitely assume that and it’s all part of the reason why I masturbate to her pictures….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Beach|Bra|IRC

2009

04

May

Amy Winehouse is Crazy on the Beach of the Day

Amy Winehouse was on the beach in whatever Caribbean island she’s been hiding out on the last 6 months and bitch is doing some stylish fucking walking. If only I had the confidence to bust these moves down the street without fear of being arrested and taken to the psych ward, I’d be the coolest fuckin’ guy around. Everyone would want to walk with me just to get a glimpse of the shit and soon it’d become an international phenomenon where people would craft their own crazy swagger. Shit would change the fucking world…kinda how Amy Winehouse is changing the world by proving that black dudes don’t only life fat blonde chicks, but they also like gutter crackwhore lookin’ bitches who are missing teeth as long as their bank accounts are fat like the blondes they typically try to fuck with. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Crazy

2009

24

Apr

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures Get Me So Hot of the Day

Amy Winehouse brought her vagina she’s growing on her leg out to the beach again. She’s lookin’ more and more disgusting, but that hasn’t stopped some black dude with a kid to jump on the opportunity to K-Fed this bitch while she’s getting her shit back togther, you know get her when she’s down and out and secure your place in her rotting vagina/vagina she’s growing on her leg, so that when she pulls it together, you get to live the life of a king, much better than bouncing the local tourist club or renting out snorkeling equipment at some resort.

Either way seeing Winehouse with this black baby is funny and as always seeing her in a bikini is worth jerking off to….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

23

Apr

Amy Winehouse is Still on the Beach of the Day

The good news is that my favorite celebrity, the one famous girl I can honestly say is the caliber woman I am used to, is still in the Caribbean showing off her hot bikini body.

The bad new is that she’s not showing off the replacement vagina on her leg. That shit turned me on. Maybe I’m desensitized by all the nudity I see that I can only get off to vaginas in obscure places…like in my freezer….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

22

Apr

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Picture of the Day

I know these pictures came out a couple days ago, but I couldn’t bring myself to post them, because everytime I opened them, I would start masturbating, but I’ve finally got over the hotness of Amy Winhouse and the replacement vagina she is growing on her leg long enough to get it up, but I better end this post now or it’ll be over for me.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Leg

2009

14

Apr

Amy Winehouse Scaring The Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of beautiful Amy Winehouse living it up in the Islands and by living it up, I mean scaring the shit out of the local black kids, who don’t quite understand what the fuck she is, but know it’s probably something bad. I still think she’s amazing, but I do have a soft spot for crack addicted sluts who have money and big titties, even if those titties are slowly falling off their frail chests.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|kids|Running

2009

06

Apr

Amy Winehouse Family Reunion of the Day

So Amy Winehouse was finally reunited with her family members who had been packed up and shipped to the Caribbean about 8 years ago when their trainer decided to retire and head south and figured he could set up a little beach operation where he’d sell rides to tourists….and the whole thing really lifted her spirts….

It turns out that Winehouse made a little time for her new black boyfriend because he fills her ratty pussy up nicely and doesn’t mind because she pays him more than he made washing dishes at some local resort….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Caribbean|Horse|IRC

2009

27

Mar

Amy Winehouse in a Scary Panty Upskirt Picture of the Day

I wrote this about Amy Winehouse’s panties last week….

I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.
That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.
I guess I’ll never know….

I still feel the same. I would love to wear that shit like a Halloween mask, just to see if it smells like death, or chemicals, or old period, or dried up cum, or anything that reminds me that I am still alive, that I still feel, that life isn’t this cold dark scary place I need to medicate myself to survive in, ya know….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Panty Flash