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2014

11

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros by Gavin Bond for GQ Mexico of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros was in these amazing shoot for GQ MEXIC0 by photograpehr GAVIN BOND and I always appreciate a solid Brazilian model with big tits, wearing soap suds as a bikini, but usually only because the quality of Brazilian model with big tits I’d ever get would be the kind you would want to hose down before touching…that you got on discount in a back alley…because it still has her dick…

Either way, she looks good, and I assume these are old pics, unless Mexico is getting budget for photoshoots for their magazine, because people in Mexico don’t have interent and still buy magazines…but they are new to me…and that’s what matters…

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2014

03

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros in Horrible Bikini Pics of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Victoria’s Secret model, one of those Brazilian, might be a tranny, because that’s what the casting director at Victoria’s Secret was into in the late 90s…you can never really tell with trannies these days, at least 5 trannies have right swiped me on tinder, I am not into dabbling with that…but a lot of dudes are, 6 out of 10 of the top selling porns are tranny porns and there has to be a reason for that, a reason I don’t understand, because I would take a titless girl with a vagina over a big titty dude with a dick but maybe I am the weird one…statistically…I am..

All this to say, these are the worst catalog lingerie pics I’ve ever seen…ever…

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2014

04

Nov

Ana Beatriz Barros for Madame Figaro of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did some pretty awesome shoot for Madeame Figaro, which I guess is a magazine, that involved her being out and about in her lingerie and sneakers, which I guess isn’t a big deal, because she’s a fucking model and that’s what models do…fascinating….observation by me…

It’s like I’ve seen so many half naked girls in photos, from quality to shit, that they all kind of blend into each other in some uninspired pile of shit that still has half naked models…and I guess that makes the whole thing good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, since I have no standards, and if you saw some of the thigns that are good enough for me…you would probably throw-up, or in the very least be totally uncomfortable…

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2014

09

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

Brazil may be the biggest fucking losers in history of sports – not that I would know – because I don’t watch that homo shit…

But as far as I’m concerned…they’re winners..

Here’s Ana Beatriz Barros, one of their many amazing things we love about Brazil….in GQ….

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2014

04

Jun

Ana Beatriz Barros for Intimissimi of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16.

She’s 6 foot tall, which means there were not very many options for her career-wise….ans she is okay to look at in pictures when she’s half naked, she’s good to go…even at 32 years old…

But if you were standing next to her and going up to her shoulders, you’d probably be scared of her monster stature, unless of course you have a weird fucking fetish and are into that kind of thing.

Not that you would ever be standing next to her, or really any girl for that matter…because you’re a creepy fucking loser…

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2013

02

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

This is for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….and I feel like a few of these bathing suit pics don’t quite hit the mark. I mean 4 year old girls building sand castles at the beach show more skin…this is some “We’re moms in our 30s and can’t look like sluts with the other moms at our babies swim class” look…you know or it is like some orthodox christian, jewish or muslim, friendly bathing suits, because even they have to swim sometimes…

Speaking of Religious women, when walking the dog, I saw a young Rabbi and his religious wife, who was wearing the wig, and skirt down to past her knees, in a little AMISH style collared shirt, looking relatively wholesome, so I stared at her tits, then back at her, and winked, to remind her what being a woman is all about, and that’s turning me the fuck on…even when you’re in it for God, wholesome as shit, I know deep down, there lives a slut…there always does…

The good news with this shoot is that Harper’s Bazaar, got a little more european, and put her in a little less clothes, even if it’s not quite European enough for this pervert, I can always find a way to make it work.

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2013

31

May

Ana Beatriz Barros All American for Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t even know if these are pics of Ana Beatriz Barros or some other model from the same shoot, in fact, I don’t even know if I am posting pics of the same girl, white girls, even when from Brazil all look the same, more importantly, I have facial recognition blindness, cuz I am normally looking at their tits….

All this to say, whoever the model is, I like her weird as fuck poses and squatting drunk handicapped person who needs to take a shit stance…

That’s porn to me.

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2012

17

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…cuz she seems to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….cuz these pictures of her are more ape-like…as her 6 foot frame with a shitty hip-to-waist ratio…and what could be testicles filling up her bikini bottoms…kinda drag her knuckles in the sand as she walks over to her seat….

I get that she’s is or was a Brazilian lingerie model….but whatever is going on in these pics is some weird fucking body….and that’s too bad…cuz I remember her being a serious fucking babe….oh well…we all fall apart eventually…

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2012

19

Mar

Ana Beatriz Barros Uninspiring Beach Pics of the Day

I know what kind of delusional asshole am I to call pictures of a lingerie model in her bikini uninspiring….but I can’t help the way I feel people….her ass looks like it is melting into a sloppy, skinny, mess and that tramp stamp screams stripper whore who has seen better days, but thankfully the black light hides the disease ridden, malnourished, meth ass cheeks from really scaring off customers…..

I am a huge fan of all skinny girls, in fact I encourage fat girls everywhere to stop eating, because they’ll be more appealing to fuck, I make a habbit of giving them that advice they don’t want to hear whenever I see one, you know “Hey you should really consider anorexia”…or “Ever heard of atkins?”….because the truth hurts….just ask Ana Beatriz Barros and her million dollar – thank god for photoshop ass cheeks…

Nice tramp stamp. Seriously can’t fully embrace how funny it is….


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