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2010

20

Apr

Ana Beatriz Barros is an Off-Duty Model of the Day

Here are some boring pictures of a Victoria’s Secret model who you are used to seeing half naked in lingerie and bikinis ruining her fucking image by wearing everyday clothes. There should be something in their fucking contracts that when they sign their life away to Victoria’s Secret in exchange for the safe return of their family, that all public appearances are made half naked, cuz seriously, I’m sure she’s hot, but I can’t really make it out because I’m too busy googling pictures of her to bother with the actual pictures of her…I wonder if her boyfriends have the same issue with her, it’s like everytime they try to fuck ends up in a fight cuz her grown over bush and un-made-up face is nothing like the pictures they have framed of her around the room that he is forced to stare at to cum, becuase he knows his pussy has potential, she just needs pounds of make up and 10,000 dollars a day to make it shine.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros|Off-Duty Model

2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

Posted in:Abbey Lee|Ana Beatriz Barros|Catherine M|Daisy Lowe|Eniko Mihalik|Georgina Stojiilkovic|Gracie C|Lily Cole|Marloes Horst|Miranda Kerr|Nude|Pirelli Calendar|Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|Terry Richardson|Topless|Vanity Fair

2007

30

May

I am – Ana Beatriz Barros Celebrating Her Birthday with Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models, Ana Beatriz Barron and Alessandra Ambrosio at that stupid restaurant every fucking celebrity goes to called Mr Chow. They are wearing more clothes than you’re used to and I guess that goes against what you are used to on this site. I like to keep you on your toes. I also like to look at these people who little girls aspire to be in their natural state, without the filters and photoshop touch ups and lighting and professional photographers because these paparazzi are just scummy immigrants with a camera .

I am not going to say these bitches are busted because it’s pretty obvious that they aren’t, but I will say that I would never make a good model scout. They don’t look any better than the girls I see out when I go out, I probably wouldn’t even notice them in a club, but the second these whores take off their clothes and rock a catalog every 14 year old dude and married man with no internet or porn in the house can jerk off to you know they got it in them….what they will never have in them though is you, because no one likes you, even the 400 pound Wal Mart cashier wants nothing to do with you.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ana Beatriz Barros|Drunk|Legs|Partying|Unsorted