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2012

12

Jun

Anna Faris in Flaunt Magazine July 2012 of the Day

Who the fuck cares about Anna Faris or the fact that she’s in a magazine not showing off her vagina, I’m talking Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler, or even all the fashion magazines out here who have turned to porn since our world is overly sexualized….thanks to the internet….I mean I don’t even remember her in a fucking movie….she is uneventful and so are her fucking pictures in Flaunt. Step it up and know your role woman.

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2012

11

May

Anna Faris Flashes her Panties of the Day

Anna Faris was falshing her panties at some event….I am more ito her showig her LEFT BREAST IN YOUR NUMBER ….even though I don’t really give a fuck about the bitch, am unable to really pinpoint any movies the bitch has done, but I know that even if that bitch is irrelevant in my life or immediate set of interests….titties are better than thick panties I can’t see labia poking out of….


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2012

06

Jan

Anna Faris’ Left Breast in Your Number of the Day

You know what makes me feel like a virgin loser fanboy with no potential to get laid by an actual girl because life has been a series of strike outs thanks to no game, insecurity, a love for computer programming, living in my mom’s basement, rocking asperger’s and the only real girl pussy I’ll get is when I save 8,000 dollars and buy a real girl made out of latex cuz hiring hookers is beneath me even though it would mean breaking the cycle of my virginity……writing captions like “Some bitch no one cares about but was in some tight clothes in a nerd movie’s possible left breast in a movie no one should give a fuck about because it probably sucks”…..

But then again, I write this site and to the average person, that’s pretty much the equivalant of printing up pics of these bitches and taping them to my wall even though I do it in hate.

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2011

28

Sep

Anna Faris Ass Profile in a Black Dress of the Day

Who gives a fuck about Anna Faris….I’m gonna assume she’s so irrelevant that even she doesn’t know who Anna Faris is…Sure that doesn’t make sense, but I’m irritated in the simple fact that she’s one of those actresses who is cast as the hot chick, the body, the token get naked chick, yet she doesn’t carrry that into her everyday life, like in these pics, why the fuck does she think it is acceptable to wear a black dress, that’s barely revealing, does she not know her role in Hollywood as a whole….she’s gotta really step her shit up, otherwise some other slut’s just gonna replace the bitch…

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2011

20

Sep

Anna Faris and Some Other Bitches at the What’s Your Number Premiere Premiere of the Day

Here’s Ana Faris and her tits….that I can only assume are implants, or maybe just in an intense push up bra, because the engineers at the billion dollar lingerie companies have the ability of pushing titty to their full potential, making the average man assume we’re dealing with a porn slut, only to drag them home after slipping something in their drink, cuz that’s the only way guys like you get laid, and I’m trying to make this post relatable, pretty angry when they realize they’ve been lied to….

See, I really have no idea who Ana Faris is, but I’ve done posts on her in the past and she’s hot enough to notice…just not hot enough to remember…

Who the fuck is this scary Eliza Coupel…I want those eyes staring back as me as I fuck her mouth…

Karyn Bosnak cuz She’s Showing Some Bra….and Fat or Not…It is Still a Bra…and sometimes that’s enough….

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2011

20

May

Anna Faris Looks Like a Homeless Crackhead of the Day

Anna Faris looks like a homeless, recovering addict, prostitute turned lesbian cuz she overused penis and it brings back horrible memories, with no teeth thanks to no hygiene, but a dream that she can stay off the meth.
Seriously, I’m not a fashionable dude, but this outfit screams “Free from the mission, struggling with addiction, haven’t eaten since welfare check day, my skin is so itchy, it feels like there are fire ants crawling all over me”….If you know what I mean…and if you don’t, then go to your local trailer park, find the bitch talking to herself while eating cheetos, and you’ll get what I’m saying, this is some serious redneck, white trash, trailer park, welfare check shit and I find it funny…..Gutter is always Funny.

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2010

07

Jul

Anna Faris is Not Hot of the Day

Just a heads up, the bitch who gets cast as the “hot chick” is actually not hot at all, she’s got a shitty body and her chin looks like it’s trying to escape her face cuz there’s an all you can eat promotion going on at Pizza Hut or some shit…

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2010

05

Jul

Anna Faris and Chris Evans Naked on Set of the Day

They are saying these pictures of Anna Faris on set are of a body double, but I don’t think Anna Faris is the caliber of actor pussy that gets a body double in the budget, you know since her career is based on her being the talentless chick they hire cuz guys want to fuck her, the hot chick who can’t act but who has good cleavage and looks like a pornstar who “got away”, and really who cares who the pictures are of, there’s a naked flat ass pulling down her panties and that always works for me no matter who is doing it whether bitch is awake, asleep, alive or not….


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2010

15

Jun

Anna Faris is Boring on the Beach of the Day

Who the fuck is Anna Faris and why the fuck am I posting these pictures of her on the beach. Seriously, beaches aren’t for party dresses unless you are in Aruba on Spring Break and about to get thrown into the fucking ocean after some dude from Holland rapes and kills you….what too soon?…That shit happend 6 years ago….

Pics via Fame

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2009

26

Oct

Anna Faris isn’t Hot n her Shorts and Tight Shirt of the Day

I don’t understand why Anna Faris gets cast as the dumb hot chick in all the movies she gets cast in…or at least the one movie I know of that she’s been in, because following Anna Faris’ career is really something I have any interest in doing, I really don’t have any interest in much more than naked chicks and watching Oprah in McDonald’s because they were smart enough to put TVs in some locations for the elderly folk and me to feel at home drinking their dirt cheap coffee, not that I have a TV at home, but shit is pretty comfortable and a great place to pick up pussy, if grandmothers or fat 14 year old Asian dudes are your thing, since they seem to be the only ones obsessed with the shit, because she is ugly.

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2009

21

May

Anna Faris And Her Crotch in Period Short of the Day

Here is that pretty irrelevant actress who gets cast in shitty movies you would probably only watch at 5 in the morning after coming home alone wasted when it’s on TV and you’re lying in bed and too lazy to go to the computer and figure your best chance to get off is a story about a Playboy bunny becoming a Sorority girl, only to wake up 10 hours later, still drunk with your underwear around your ankles and your dick still in hand, with random memories of the night before, coming in wasted and alone because the girl who was dancing provocatively didn’t go home with you and trying to jerk yourself to sleep to some shitty B movie, but unsure if you ever finished. That’s the kind of girl Anna Faris is and here she is showing off her pussy in a pair of period shorts.

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2009

23

Apr

Anna Faris Isn’t So Hot of the Day

I feel like these pictures of Anna Faris chick in a onesie are only hot to severe pedophiles. I am not talking the 20 year olds who are fucking 16 year olds. I am talking the serious pedophiles who fuck babies like they were in South Africa trying to cure themselves of AIDS .

I know she plays the hot chick in all these movies, which brings up a serious topic you should all start debating, and that is that there are hardly any real hot girls in Hollywood, most really hot girls are in small towns, satisfied, because they have nothing to really prove, since they’ve always been hot.

For the most part, Hollywood just has all these insecure cunts trying to get validation that they are worth something, maybe because daddy never hugged them, or their first love cheated on them, or because they were fat and the loser in high school but knowing deep down that they were better and more important than they got credit for, and now they can walk by all the haters, with their noses in the air like the snobs they always wanted to be, because it’s a slow day and the paparazzi snapped some pics of them.

It’s okay for them to think they are better than me, because it isn’t saying much, the homeless man who I paid 2 dollars to see his cock is better than me, he at least knows how to make a dollar….

Posted in:Anna Faris|Ugly

2009

08

Apr

Anna Faris and Her Tits at Some Premiere of the Day

I saw some cheesy whore on a date with some meathead in Ed Hardy the other day. She’s the kind of girl you can tell goes on dates with many random men, many times a week, because I’ve seen her game before and I’ve seen her hustle, and I recognized the desperate weak conversation they were having about how often the dude goes to the gym, and how she kept telling him how amazing his muscles were, because I guess she doesn’t know better, and thinks that meathead guys are good husband material, or at least good fucks, or who fucking knows, what I do know is that she looked like a cheap whore, the kind of girl you want to wear a condom with, you know a pornstar without a porn contract, and her t-shirt was shredded apart like Anna Faris’ dress and this story really fucking sucks and I don’t know why I just told you it, because if someone told me this story, I’d laugh in their face and call them fuckin idiots for wasting my fucking time, so feel free to do that in the comments.

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2009

25

Mar

Anna Faris Does Arena Magazine of the Day

Here are some pictures of Anna Faris lookin’ alright in Arena Magazine. What more really needs to be said, maybe that now you don’t need to buy the magazine because I am giving you all that is of value in it, but I probably shouldn’t say that, because when they come to me with lawyer’s letters saying that I’ve contributed to a loss of sales, it’ll be hard to deny that I believe that I did, not that anyone buys magazines anymore anyway, you can’t blame me for the fall of an industry, blame the Internet and evironmentalist hippie assholes tied to fuckin’ trees making the cost of paper too much to make sense. I don’t know what I am talking about again, I get on these useless rants and I figure I should spend more time on what is important, showering, drinking, napping.

So here are those pics while I get off the computer to rest my eyes in the shower drinking a beer.

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2009

16

Jan

Anna Faris and her Period Bloat in Some Shitty Photoshoot of the Day

Who the fuck is Anna Faris, oh right, she did a movie that would have been straight to DVD if the US population had any level of intelligence, but instead eat this kind of shit up like it was Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 – The Search For My Castrated Testicles in Paris Hilton’s Panty Drawer . She was seen doing some kind of photoshoot on the street in some Freddy Kruger dress I find disgusting, because it reminds me of a tampon that just gave your girlfriend Toxic Shock Syndrome because it was kept in too long, but I guess it’s appropriate considering she’s rockin’ some serious period bloat. I love being a fat guy who can spend his day hating on girls who would never fuck me, it’s like some kind of restitution that brings me peace. Thanks Anna Faris for being the kind of girl who would never fuck me, you don’t realize how therapeutic your superficiality is.

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