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2014

02

Sep

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova…

Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport…

Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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2012

08

Aug

Anna Kournikova for S Moda Magazine of the Day

Anna Kournikova is probably the reason this site is a celebrity site….because before posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics back in 2004 or 2005….the site had barely any traffic….but after posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics…it started hitting 100,000 people a day….so I did the natural thing and decided to focus less on weird sexual dysfunction and freaks of the world….but instead focus on celebrity pussy I could not care less about…but who I post pics of and write how much I hate them….8 years later…and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing…it is all this Enrique fucking Russian tennis playing cunt’s fault…and I hate her for it….but I don’t hate her pics in S Moda….cuz she’s still hot….

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2011

17

Nov

Anna Kournikova’s Amazing White Bikini for Old TImes of the Day

The first post that ever got traffic on this site was of Anna Kournikova in a Yellow bikini, digging outt sand or someshit, this was back in 2004….amd in those 7 yeas she’s managed to remain hot….while I’ve just fallen into a deeper, darker place, more bored, less interested, less eager place, despite still being married to a fat slob of a woman, who I am gaining on in pant size

So here she is in her bikini with her Latin Lover, showing offf her athletic body, and I’m posting it….cuz I like white bikinis, in fact I like all bikinis, on all bodies, and I owe it to this Russian lie, American bred, tennis star for giving me this miserable existence, addicted to chasing hits, cuz one day, I may be as popular as that Anna Kournikova bikini post was so many years ago……but I doubt it….

This site is the pits.

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2011

11

Oct

Anna Kournikova Women’s Health Erotica of the Day

I feel like I should do some more public service with the site, you know use my internet celebrity of one reader by giving you guys some step by step directions to get abs even if these exercises dont have a chance against your fat ass, but at least they can double as jerk off material…pretty much the basis of all exercise DVDs, shows, programs in schools, cuz if you can’t join them, you might as well jerk off to their spandex…..

Anna Kournikova, for some reason I don’t think Enrique has anything to do with, is still considered some seriosuly hot pussy with a huge fan baseand since she was the first big post on this site, wearing a yellow bikini, back in 2005, I figure we should celebrate her athlete pussy with these pictures….

Here’s the workout squat and twist feel it burn erotica…while you sit on your fat ass and wonder why you can’t get fit pussy…loser…

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2010

07

Dec

Anna Kournikova in Black Shorts, Heels, See Through Shirt and a Leopard Bra of the Day

My title pretty much says it all…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Yeah, this is one of those life changing posts that really makes you think.

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2010

13

Sep

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Maxim of the Day

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I didn’t get into the VMAs because no one was willing to help me because I am insignificant. I did almost die on my hitched ride home at 2 am because I didn’t really have the chance to interview the motherfuckers for sanity or to do a background check on them to see if they had a criminal record when I met them in a bar at they offered me a lift home……

Anna Kournikova did get into a bikini for Maxim, because Maxim will feature anyone because they are insignificant and holding on by a thread because they almost died or are dying thanks to the internet…..

I’ve heard people still have a thing for her….10 years too late…but they still can’t ignore that lust they once felt, so maybe Maxim isn’t all about has-beens and bottom feeders looking for attention, like the magazine version of Dancing with the Stars, but more about bitches who have fans that will never give up on them….because they are obsessive and weird…

It really doesn’t fucking matter….who fucking cares…here is the picture….

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2010

04

Aug

Anna Kournikova Sucks and Seduction of the Day

Anna Kournikova is a lot of hype. She was actually the only reason this site ever got traffic cuz I posted some pics of her in a white bikini pulling sand out of the shit and boom instant success I’ve been riding the last 6 years. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be living this life of luxury filled with cans of beans and electric bills I don’t have to pay for, cuz I am broke and my wife covers it…actually, I probably would be, I just wouldn’t be wasting my days writing about how a bitch I’ve never met or cared about is lookin’ real boring, so boring I feel compelled to post the pictures and discuss…what it comes down to is that whether this bitch is half naked or doing this sloppy period shit, I still suck at life…

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2010

30

Jun

Katy Perry and Anna Kournikova do TV Together of the Day

Katy Perry and Anna Kournikova were guests on the same TV show…..

Katy Perry showed up in a latex outfit trying to be sexy because she’s a fucking pig, but the nice thing about her is that she’s got pretty great tits and no matter how hard I hate her, I can appreciate tits…..She spoke about her religious upbringing, playing with balls and other boring shit…

Kournikova showed up with an American accent, spoke about girls in the locker room, neglected to talk about being a mail order bride with a gay husband…

This shit is edited hard, which is nice, cuz we don’t have to listen to their conversation…but we can try to look up their skirts…

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2010

05

May

Anna Kournikova is Still Fit of the Day

Anna Kournikova used to be a big deal, not in terms of her tennis career, but because when watching her play tennis, guys could masturbate to the grunting sounds she made and the tennis panty flash I’ve learned to love so much that the public tennis court is now officially on my list of places to scope out pussy during the summer, usually when I’m bored of sitting outside public pools or done with the public pool cuz the pussy at the public pools is dried up or 5 and I need to switch it up, because it turns out that a lot of local tennis players are fit and pull the same seductive hustle…not that you care…you just want the official Kournikova and despite that being dull and obvious…I don’t mind delivering cuz really it gives me something to do while sitting on the couch that is a little more stimulating than staring at the wall…..

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