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2012

03

Dec

Anne Hathaway Pantsless for Glamour Magazine of the Day


Anne Hathaway bores me….these could be pics of her diddling herself on a park bench in the middle of Central Park in front of a field trip of asian exchange students…and I wouldn’t give a fuck…but I know nerds everywhere have masturbated to her relatively busty in comparison to her body…from whatever nude scene she’s been in like LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS…or her wedding no one cared about…she’s dull..but pantsless and I guess you might as well take it all in before she has babies…cuz you know that’s coming soon to a tabloid near you…

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2012

25

Oct

Anne Hathaway is Unfortunate of the Day


Not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking dildos in 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and sometimes things aren’t what you thought they were…and sometimes when people say “life’s short”…you think no it isn’t…it is long, drawn out and miserable…because life is about perception…so when some people look at Anne Hathaway, recently married, soon to be a mother..they see some babe they jerk off to from nerd movies….while I see nothing by an 80s lesbian on her way to go for a kayak…or whatever it is lesbians in the 80s did….and whatever it is that they did…it wasn’t ever hot….


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2012

30

Sep

Anne Hathaway Got Married of the Day

Anne Hathaway got married this weekend to some dude naed Adam Shulman…..

I am posting it cuz she’s onee of those actors nerds, virgins and losers believe they are dating in their second life that is their first life….you know in fantasy land that is magical and amazing while real life is socially awkward and lonely…

Which means a lot of you are furious…screaming at your computer screen, destroying the life sized model of her you made out of your own semen….

And that is hilarious.

You people never get over the fact that she is in movies, not the character in the movies, and that if you met her, in the rare as fuck chance that you met her, it’d probably not lead to you having sex or even having a conversation with her….where you exchange numbers and plan to talk again,.So I’m glad she’s forced you to get over her….


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TO SEE: Anne Hathaway’s recently married pre-married awesome tits in a sex scene from LOVE & OTHER DRUGS with the one celebrity I’ve had a physical altercaton with who will remain nameless cuz he’s a fucking loser and his name is too hard to type….click the MORE button….NSFW…after the jump…touch your toes…

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2012

31

May

Anne Hathaways’ Jerk Off Hand is Broken of the Day

THIS JUST IN – ANNE HATHAWAY’S DONE GONE BROKEN HER JERK OFF HAND…how’s she gonna give handies? Oh right…she’s not 15…and has a mouth, pussy and asshole to compensate and the truth is that she probably hasn’t used her hands for sexual purposes in years…she’s rich and has people for that….making this post a false alarm…I always waste your time…


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2012

14

May

Some Anne Hathaway Still in Her Bikini of the Day

I posted some pics of Anne Hathaway in her bikini looking like a holocaust survivor….because she had to drop 25 pounds to play some poor as fuck woman who dies in Les Miserables….and getting skinny as fuck is all in the name of making millions of dollars a year to remember a couple of lines and live a spoiled life of luxury….something more girls should be offered….because it will lower the fat chick ratio and despite fat chicks being good at sucking dick thanks to their strong mouths from competitive eating against themselves as their sport of choice cuz it helps them deal with their problems….they are still disgusting to look at….while skinny chicks look so luxurious and lean…who need to be idols to our obese, lazy, youth that think being fat and proud is having a positive body image…even if it actually means death.

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2012

11

May

Anne Hathaway in a Bikini of thee Day

Anne Hathaway is playing Fantine, some poor bitch in Les Miserables, who dies and leaves her Orphaned kid to fend for herself all motherless this mother day weekend…..like me….

Her daughter is the ever successful Amanda Seyfried who is everywhere playing Cosette and none of this French Revolution broadway musical shit matters…what matters is that being a poor dying hooker in the 19th century means Anne Hathaway, someone already not fat to begin with had to drop another 20 lbs, and I fucking love skinny girls….eating disorders, negative body images, 1% fat on their body, is fucking porn to me…

Maybe cuz I married obese, maybe cuz I am obese, maybe cuz I know it is some inner torment, or maybe cuz i like pelvic bones and toned stomachs….who cares she’s in a bikini…and at her hottest right now….


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2012

12

Apr

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman for the Virgin Nerds of the Day

Anne Hathaway is catwoman in some movie I am going to assume is the new batman….and this is her promo picture that I am posting to see how much traffic drops tomorrow after some of you virgin loser weirdos who visit the site actually die of excitement…you know staring and her photoshopped promo ass until your fucking mind explodes because this virgin loser comic book shit owns your fucking life and when hollywood integrates hot bitches into an otherwise pathetic life…shit goes fucking nuts…

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2011

18

Aug

Anne Hathaway Not Naked in Interview of the Day

Anne Hathaway did some art fag looking photoshoot for Interview Magazine …it is the kind of shit that you’d expect to find in the text book of your film studies class…all dark and glamourous Film Noir shit and I don’t even know what film noir is…I just know it looks like this and I can’t masturbate to it cuz I’m not a virgina…What it comes down to is that I like her better when href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2010/11/29/anne-hathaways-tits-jake-gyllenhaals-tiny-gay-penis-in-love-and-other-drugs-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> she is naked …

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2011

09

Aug

Anne Hathaway Looks Better Naked of the Day

This just in….Anne Hathaway looks better NAKED ….than in dresses at premieres and other bullshit….

I’d say that’s a pretty obvious observation on my part…and it is….but that’s just cuz I’m an obvious kind of guy who likes girls naked better than in clothes….

Call me crazy….but I’m pretty sure we’ve established that long ago…

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2011

05

Aug

Anne Hathaway As Catwoman of the Day

Since fanboys depressingly run the internet….here’s Anne Hathaway as catwoman….I don’t get off to women in superhero comic book spandex shit…in fact, I find it a weird fucking fetish…..you know virgins all masturbating as they act out some fantasy comic book they’ve had since they were friendless kids….but I prefer her Naked Tits….….call me weird….

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2011

15

Feb

Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch…

So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going…

I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it.

Here she is in leggings…

Here she is in jeans….

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2010

29

Nov

Anne Hathaway’s Tits & Jake Gyllenhaal’s Tiny Gay Penis in Love and Other Drugs of the Day

I used to think Anne Hathaway’s tits were a big deal. Now I don’t. I figure it is because I am desensitized and figure all tits are tits, and I just don’t care, but I guess finally getting to see them fully topless in this movie “Love and Other Drugs” is better than nothing. Maybe even something I’d almost care about if it happened a few years ago when she was just coming up.

Unfortunately, they come with Jake Gyllenhaal little, obscure, probably limp cuz girls aren’t Heath Ledger, cock.

I have seen this guy in action, he has had me kicked out of a club for making fun of his homosexuality, I have seen him have a hissy fit like a spoiled diva girl, and now I’ve seen his little useless cock.

Here are the pics.


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2010

05

Nov

Anne Hathaway’s Tits for Elle Magazine of the Day

Anne Hathaway is confusing….sometimes she looks LIKE THIS and other times she looks LIKE THIS and although I’d probably titty fuck both these bitches homeless lookin’ and lost or half naked and professional shot with my stump of a dick provided the opportunity….the truth is that I will never be provided that opportunity…so I shouldn’t waste my time talking about it like some kind of loser in the SciFi club who can’t get laid and fixates on fantasy cuz fantasy is all he knows…or some shit…I should however waste my time drinking my fucking face off.

Here’s Anne Hathaway’s tits in a recent Elle Cover….cuz it’s better than nothin’

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2010

16

Apr

Anne Hathaway Tits in a White Shirt of the Day

Anne Hathaway is a talent, if you consider making a decent set of tits as boring as humanly possible….unfortunately, that’s something I don’t consider a talent at all, but instead find disgraceful and disrespectful to her bra size….I figure we need rules in place that if anyone 34C and over buys a bra, they sign a contract that at least 50 percent of the time they leave their house, they show some fucking cleavage…not because I’m a frat jock typical “Bro” alpha make kind of guy…you know with my keg in the corner and my poster of tits on the wall like a fucking dufus retard who can’t get pussy but has his buddies to talk tit with, but because I’m a perver and like any dude, I like looking at tits, it gets me through life and makes me hate my wife less cuz it gives me that little taste I need, like a fix, so that I don’t fully hate her cuz I’m reminded there’s good in the world, even though I’m stuck with such shit….like my wife and Anne Hathaway hiding her tits….

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2010

26

Feb

Anne Hathaway’s Tits are Doing Some Weirdness of the Day

I remember Anne Hathaway being known for her fat tits on her skinny frame, I even thought that they were the only reason she was famous or why people noticed her. I figured if she never had tits like that, she’d be working at KFC or some shit, but thanks to her tits, despite what small titted women will tell you, took her to the top of her game, which isn’t necessarily the top of the game, but in a game that’s got so many players, she’s still doin’ ok and really all I’m trying to say is that she’s clearly trying to break free from her tits and all they have given her like a hot teenage busty girl who hates having huge tits cuz of all the attention she gets from it when she just wants to fit in…and it makes no sense to me…but I know I don’t like this much.

Here she is Topless in Havoc

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