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2012

12

Apr

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman for the Virgin Nerds of the Day

Anne Hathaway is catwoman in some movie I am going to assume is the new batman….and this is her promo picture that I am posting to see how much traffic drops tomorrow after some of you virgin loser weirdos who visit the site actually die of excitement…you know staring and her photoshopped promo ass until your fucking mind explodes because this virgin loser comic book shit owns your fucking life and when hollywood integrates hot bitches into an otherwise pathetic life…shit goes fucking nuts…

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2011

18

Aug

Anne Hathaway Not Naked in Interview of the Day

Anne Hathaway did some art fag looking photoshoot for Interview Magazine …it is the kind of shit that you’d expect to find in the text book of your film studies class…all dark and glamourous Film Noir shit and I don’t even know what film noir is…I just know it looks like this and I can’t masturbate to it cuz I’m not a virgina…What it comes down to is that I like her better when href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2010/11/29/anne-hathaways-tits-jake-gyllenhaals-tiny-gay-penis-in-love-and-other-drugs-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> she is naked …

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2011

09

Aug

Anne Hathaway Looks Better Naked of the Day

This just in….Anne Hathaway looks better NAKED ….than in dresses at premieres and other bullshit….

I’d say that’s a pretty obvious observation on my part…and it is….but that’s just cuz I’m an obvious kind of guy who likes girls naked better than in clothes….

Call me crazy….but I’m pretty sure we’ve established that long ago…

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2011

05

Aug

Anne Hathaway As Catwoman of the Day

Since fanboys depressingly run the internet….here’s Anne Hathaway as catwoman….I don’t get off to women in superhero comic book spandex shit…in fact, I find it a weird fucking fetish…..you know virgins all masturbating as they act out some fantasy comic book they’ve had since they were friendless kids….but I prefer her Naked Tits….….call me weird….

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2011

15

Feb

Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch…

So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going…

I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it.

Here she is in leggings…

Here she is in jeans….

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2010

29

Nov

Anne Hathaway’s Tits & Jake Gyllenhaal’s Tiny Gay Penis in Love and Other Drugs of the Day

I used to think Anne Hathaway’s tits were a big deal. Now I don’t. I figure it is because I am desensitized and figure all tits are tits, and I just don’t care, but I guess finally getting to see them fully topless in this movie “Love and Other Drugs” is better than nothing. Maybe even something I’d almost care about if it happened a few years ago when she was just coming up.

Unfortunately, they come with Jake Gyllenhaal little, obscure, probably limp cuz girls aren’t Heath Ledger, cock.

I have seen this guy in action, he has had me kicked out of a club for making fun of his homosexuality, I have seen him have a hissy fit like a spoiled diva girl, and now I’ve seen his little useless cock.

Here are the pics.


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2010

05

Nov

Anne Hathaway’s Tits for Elle Magazine of the Day

Anne Hathaway is confusing….sometimes she looks LIKE THIS and other times she looks LIKE THIS and although I’d probably titty fuck both these bitches homeless lookin’ and lost or half naked and professional shot with my stump of a dick provided the opportunity….the truth is that I will never be provided that opportunity…so I shouldn’t waste my time talking about it like some kind of loser in the SciFi club who can’t get laid and fixates on fantasy cuz fantasy is all he knows…or some shit…I should however waste my time drinking my fucking face off.

Here’s Anne Hathaway’s tits in a recent Elle Cover….cuz it’s better than nothin’

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2010

16

Apr

Anne Hathaway Tits in a White Shirt of the Day

Anne Hathaway is a talent, if you consider making a decent set of tits as boring as humanly possible….unfortunately, that’s something I don’t consider a talent at all, but instead find disgraceful and disrespectful to her bra size….I figure we need rules in place that if anyone 34C and over buys a bra, they sign a contract that at least 50 percent of the time they leave their house, they show some fucking cleavage…not because I’m a frat jock typical “Bro” alpha make kind of guy…you know with my keg in the corner and my poster of tits on the wall like a fucking dufus retard who can’t get pussy but has his buddies to talk tit with, but because I’m a perver and like any dude, I like looking at tits, it gets me through life and makes me hate my wife less cuz it gives me that little taste I need, like a fix, so that I don’t fully hate her cuz I’m reminded there’s good in the world, even though I’m stuck with such shit….like my wife and Anne Hathaway hiding her tits….

Pics via Fame

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2010

26

Feb

Anne Hathaway’s Tits are Doing Some Weirdness of the Day

I remember Anne Hathaway being known for her fat tits on her skinny frame, I even thought that they were the only reason she was famous or why people noticed her. I figured if she never had tits like that, she’d be working at KFC or some shit, but thanks to her tits, despite what small titted women will tell you, took her to the top of her game, which isn’t necessarily the top of the game, but in a game that’s got so many players, she’s still doin’ ok and really all I’m trying to say is that she’s clearly trying to break free from her tits and all they have given her like a hot teenage busty girl who hates having huge tits cuz of all the attention she gets from it when she just wants to fit in…and it makes no sense to me…but I know I don’t like this much.

Here she is Topless in Havoc

Pics via Bauer

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2010

05

Feb

Anne Hathaway Half Naked for GQ of the Day

It would be nice if I had big budgets and a brand name that celebrity pussy wanted to be associated with so badly that they get half naked, but I don’t. The celebrity pussy doesn’t know this site exists and the only photoshoot I ever orchestrated was a disaster that involved my dick in my wife and you make out anything from the small equipment to her gut and pubic hair…So instead I am forced to steal from other people who do….

Now here is Anne Hathaway, boring yet half naked and that’s good enough for me….

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2009

02

Jul

Anne Hathaway Doin’ Some Homely Shit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway on her downtime lookin like she’s fuckin’ homeless and the only thing hot about that is trying to imagine if she’s allowed the rest of her to fade as much as her hair and face, because if she has, that pussy probably smells like some kind of wonderful, if some kind of wonderful to you is the smell of roadkill.

I once went to Shakepeare in the park and got escorted out by security even though it was a free show, I think it had something to do with me masturbating over my pants…

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2009

02

Jun

Anne Hathaway and Her Tight Red Dress of the Day

Anne Hathaway wore a red dress because she was on her period. If you look closely, I bet you can see her tampon string, because unlike my wife, Anne Hathawa looks like a tampon girl, so whoever she’s fucking is missing out on emptying the bathroom garbage a few months later that you’re supposed to, only to have a bloody fucking maggot filled half-diaper land on the fucking floor, only to have your dog go crazy on the motherfucker, while you are in the other room trying to figure out just how to clean the shit up without having to touch it, only to come back to it spread around the fucking room, instead of being in the well contained package it was left in, and the only real salvation you have is that your wife is unhealthy and going to die soon, or at least not get her period anymore cuz she’s pushing 50.

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tight Dress

2008

05

Dec

Anne Hathaway and Her Flat Oscar Ass of the Day

Anne Hathaway may bore the shit out of me. I see a sloppy lookin flat assed chick who a lot of guys want to fuck becuase she reminds them of the librarian or some shit, but she’s slated to be nominated for an Oscar for some movie she played a drug addict in, a movie I will probably never see, because if I want to see boring, sloppy, flat assed chicks on drugs, I’ll take my business to the streets. It is the weekend and I shouldn’t be posting now, so I will stop.

Here’s some Anne Hathaway See Through Shirt Pictures With Band Aids on Her TIts from God Knows When…..

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2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She’s Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


Related Posts:

Anne Hathaway’s Boring Blue Bikini Pictures
Anne Hathaway’s Tit and is Boring Pictures
Some Anne Hathaway Cleavage Pics
Anne Hathaway’s Tits in Brokeback Mountain

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Ass|Bikini|Tits|Unsorted

2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She's Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


Related Posts:

Anne Hathaway’s Boring Blue Bikini Pictures
Anne Hathaway’s Tit and is Boring Pictures
Some Anne Hathaway Cleavage Pics
Anne Hathaway’s Tits in Brokeback Mountain

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