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2012

03

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Gives Me Boners on Social Media of the Day

I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic.

Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…

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2012

23

Nov

Ashley Tisdale’s Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a horrible face…but when she gets into a bikini..it doesn’t matter.

I am sure she posts this shit in efforts of standing out like the girls she’s competing with…you know her colleagues in her celebrity scene…like Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…only more white…less successful…but the owner of a serious upper hand…the better fucking body…..

Here are the pics….

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2012

01

Nov

Ashley Tisdale is a Sexy Batman with an Ugly Robin of the Day


Ashley Tisdale has a pretty good strategy….she’s not hot but she works out…so she can use her fit body as a distraction from her face…that she has had a nose job on…but that hasn’t saved her from a life of averaging looking at best….so she’s got the extra step to make sure she hangs with girls substantially uglier than her…even making them her sidekick in Halloween costumes…to make her look better…the oldest trick in the average looking girl book….you know make sure you’re the hottest in the group so people talk to you….while all these ugly girls she’s with are just too excited to be with a girl from TV to notice what they are being used for…if anything they feel top of the fucking game…..cuz ugly fat girls are pathetic…and I guess Ashley Tisdale knows that.

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2012

18

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Sticking Tongue Out of the Day

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….this times he’s hiding behind pixelation…thanks to Instagram filters that make event he most rank girl look like she’s cast in the pages of an erotic magazine from the 70s….and really I prefer seeing less of her tongue and more of her hard work out body…because lets face it…even pixelation can’t save this face but as the girls around her get older and fatter…her body will carry her…and you know what…I am okay with that cuz hot bodies with hag faces are more fun to fuck than hot faces on haggard bodies….so keep up the good work…now put that tongue where it matters….on my asshole…you tease.

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2012

06

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Thigh High Little Shorts of the Day


Ashley Tisdale has never looked so good. Sure, this is some serious fucking weirdness, her thigh high leg warmers are a move I don’t quite grasp, not even with my extensive knowledge of fashion, but the fact is that she’s hiding her busted face, showcasing her hot fit ass, and that’s all the really matters….botched surgeries, low level fame, jealousy from her competition who she pretends are her friends even though they are her rivals, all gets thrown out the window, with moves or outfits like this…as far as I’m concerned I may even be in love with her right now, so long that I am always walking/fucking behind her….

Here’s proof that a face can ruin a good thing…


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2012

18

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Big Cleavage of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a battered fucking face. My god this girl was not meant to be on TV, and the worst of it is that she’s had plastic surgery awards and has won Teen Choice babe of the year awards…in some kind of obvious scam or lie or marketing strategy because I know dudes who are prettier than her…but she’s got a tight body cuz she does work out and she’s rocking some tits, that are a good tool to distract from the obvious downfalls that she has….like her face…and here she is at the Step It Up Stomp the Yard I Belong on DVD movie premiere…because that’s the caliber event she is invited to attend….cuz bitch is falling off and I’m willing to catch her thanks to that whole no standards thing I always talk about…

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2012

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Spy Bikini Pics of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is the fucking worst…she’s got the face of an accident victim….she’s got the career that is pretty non existent even if her fans are loyal….she’s got the social skills of the loser trying to hang with the cool kids….she was neglected from the movie the Spring Breakers and has since decided to step up her bullshit by throwing parties, tipping off the paparazzi, posting bikini bics for people to talk about….pulling all stops…doing all the tricks she can….but what it comes down to is that she’s still got a face of an accident victim…but on the flipside…she’s got a body I’d totally fuck….and a bank account that would lead to ignoring said face and plotting how to K-Fed her….

I didn’t post the bikini pic, cuz the paparazzi hate me, but you can follow the link to see them….

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2012

02

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Shitty Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face in a Bikini For Twitter

20 Minutes ago….a miracle that isn’t a miracle at all occured….Ashley Tisdale posted a picture of her in a bikini top on Instagram and thousands of people “Liked” it….thne she deleted it…..

But thousands of people care about her and her posting bikini top pictures that she deemed ugly…because they focus more on her broken down face and less on her fit body and tits…even though that is what matter…and all it took for these 1000s of people to like her shit…was being cast on some shitty show 5 years ago…only to do nothing since…making her relevant according to society…and don’t really care, and I’m not gonna hate, cuz I always encourage physically and mentally disabled people…whether they are born that way or a product of a horrible nose job….to get out there and do something….I am a hero like that…

THen she posted this pic…where she doesn’t look like her busted self…while hanging with other girls I’d totally fuck…Instagram magic I guess….

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2012

12

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Ashley Tisdale needs to step up her attention seeking game. Seriously, if this is her strategy to get noticed, she has fucking failed hard. You would thin that she’d know by now, after all these years in the hollywood grind, that a key to getting work is having fans, and a key to getting fans is showing off your tight body that you work on so hard cuz your face is so busted, especially now that twitter and instagram exist, but instead you post some shit from a distance…that even a peeping tom who gets off to shit from a distance can’t get off to cuz we can’t see even a bit of that bikini body. She’s failed…..I get that she knows she’s good from far but far from good, but she’s gotta suck that reality up and slut the fuck out, make some noise and build a better life for us….

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2012

08

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again…..

But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate….


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2012

01

May

Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco Nude in Allure of the DAy


I already posted SOME OF THE ALLURE NUDE PICS FROM LAST MONTH’S ISSUE and forgotten about it….but that was before seeing these photoshopped pics of Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco who are showing a little nudity, strategic nudity, but nudity none the less….Maybe it is their way of saying they are wild and crazy….maybe Tisdale figures showing some ass crack will put her in the same league as her partner who has outgrown her by growing out her pubic hair, releasing nudes and getting consistent work…Vanessa Hudgens…..and maybe Cuoco is doing it to show us what killed John Ritter…or what is actually behind her being the hot girl on a nerd show….and what it comes down to is that it doesn’t fucking matter…they are naked and here are the pics they might as well be wearing clothes in….


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2012

27

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person…

But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble….

I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here….

Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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2012

20

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Thinks She is Fabulous of the Day

I wonder if this is one of those self encouraging moments….you know, positive affirmations to encourage change….If she wears a shirt that reads “Fabulous” she’ll feel fabulous…and hopefully this brainwashing will not only work on herself but also on the onlookers in effort switch our negative view on her….especially her face….because being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, even though she has a hotter body, is less hairy, tries harder, hasn’t got a nude scandal and they started off and got famous on the same show…..is starting to get her down….down enough to use her titties to generate even more buzz to her “fabulous”…watching the trials, tribulations and struggles of underserving cunts is always funny.

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2012

18

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Getting Out of Cars of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale is scrambling…I assume on the verge of a breakdown…see her friends who she probably hates because girls are catty cunts and hate each other….while pretending to love each other….and will be shitting on each other….behind each other’s backs….unfortunately not in each other’s mouths while I jerk off…..only to be bridesmaids at each other’s weddings…even after they’ve banged the groom behind the bride’s back cuz she made fun of her….cuz girls are all fucking ruthless sociopaths….

Point being, Tisdale is being made pretty aware of the fact that she’s not hot, when movies don’t cast her, but cast every single one of her counterparts….you know playing out in her head that that blonde nobody in the Spring Breakers should be her…..

Forcing her get out there, slutty styles, getting out of cars in skirts while showing some cleavage and hiding her horrific plastic surgery accidented face.


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2012

10

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

When all your friends who aren’t really your friends but who you pretend are your friends are out getting paid a lot of money to be in their bikinis for a movie you weren’t cast in because you have the face of an accident victim, or maybe of a Muslim woman who had acid thrown on her in her village because she is a disgrace to the tribe, you show the world that you won’t let that get you down, because you are fit, and you can get in a bikini for free, and photographers will take pics of you too, and you’ll show them you don’t need to be in their clique, you got your own shit going down, it’s just not as lucrative and doesn’t come with that stamp of approval bitch is looking for.

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