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2013

11

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Ass on Vacation of the Day

From this angle…..Ashley Tisdale is an angel sent from heaven…she should walk through life in assless chaps and a face mask…it’s what the public wants….needs…and it shows her in a positive light…one that isn’t distracted by things like a bad nose job….or wonkiness…

I am a fan of this Ashley Tisdale…the new Ashley Tisdale…the Tisdale for the people….or at least for dudes who like hot fit ass…

Good work.


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2013

05

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot of the Day

I can see past an average at best Ashley Tisdale….and her botched nose job…asymmetric face…all around overrated looks….as long as I’m staring at her ass…I don’t know if there’s scientific logic behind this…but for some reason all her inadequacies…flaws in both personality and looks just disappear when her fit stairmaster booty is in my motherfuckin’ face…So I am into her own Springbreak media tour…one to compete with the Springbreakers media tour her girls “Selena and Hudgens” are taking part in…cuz this one involves her half naked…with her boyfriend…in tropical paradise….meaning a whole lot of fuckin has been going on…even if this is period week…cuz that’s just want vacation life does to a girl who feels inadequate when her friends are doin’ so much better shit than her…

I am into it…


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2013

04

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Romantic Vacation of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in love…and she’s decided to hire the paparazzi to document that love on some Mexican romantic getaway for the weekend…because her life is so hard…you know and she just needs some down time…cuz sitting on set of Scary Movie 5 all day…is just so fucking draining…I mean some days she probably has to wake up at 6 am to be picked up by her driver and taken to a location where she has her own dressing room….with a bed…and couch and all the modern amenities a spoiled cunt needs…including gym, catered food, and other people to be dancing monkeys for her….where she proceeds to say her line…usually under 5 a day….100 times each for the best take….a total of an hour or two of work…where her low level actor salary of 300,000 dollars in 2-3 months….almost seems like not enough money for such a big name…

Well her boyfriend…who she is on vacation with is not only someone who cares about what a girl’s face looks like….but he is also named Christopher French…appropriate…cuz he probably spent the whole weekend frenching her ass….cuz let’s face it….that ass cancels out any monster mash face….any day….

Young romance…so erotic….we get it Ashley…you want attention cuz the last 3 weeks your “girlfriends” have been getting all the love cuz they booked a movie you weren’t cut out for and you’re jealous…Good play.


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2013

27

Feb

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

From this angle….average looking Ashley Tisdale looks amazing….Hide her face and girl could be jerked off to….it is strategy she should definitely take seriously….all her pics should be shot from this angle….it allows us to focus on her fitness and the work she puts in versus a face that confuses us as to how and why she got famous in the first place….you know isn’t that reserved for the above average lookin’ girls who don’t look like asymmetric art projects…


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2013

15

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..

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2013

06

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the DAy

The only controversy this site causes these days is not harassing CEOs or politicians to make changes for their evil….you know calling them out for their lie and creating a movement….it is not even pulling pranks on celebrities directly like it once was….it’s not even pulling pranks on regular internet people….or starting trends…or hastags….or top 10 lists like I was Buzzfeed…it is a wasteland of tit that is or once was….and the only thing that gets any action on here is Ashley Tisdale…and I don’t know why

Part of you think she’s a babe….because I guess you like anything with a vagina…and the other half of you realize she has botched plastic surgery….isn’t pretty…but her body makes her worth looking at…except when assholes like me crop out her body to focus on her fucking face to get the point across that she’s not a babe….and that is why her career barely matters….but at least she tries…


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2013

04

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Skinny Legs of the Day


The good news about Ashley Tisdale is that when you crop out her wonky fuckin face with her botched nose job….and focus on what she actually has going for her….she can be pretty fucking hot…you see cuz fit, skinny and in short shorts can go a long way when you’re not distracted by what otherwise should be masked…..not that she’s that bad….but in terms of hollywood she is and that’s the benchmark we put her up against…and that is the reason she’s doing Scary Movie 13 while the rest of her friends are making history in Harmony Korine’s Springbreakers…it’s always sad to be left out and ignored…especially when your body can support you…if your face wasn’t bringing you down….


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2013

30

Jan

Ashley Tisdale for Icon Magazine of the Day

Today, I woke up to a comment on my facebook saying “you’ll have to stop the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch cuz she looks fuckable in a pic she just posted”…

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is a feature I’ve been doing for at least 3 years now….because let’s face it she’s not all that hot…but the real motivation was because she won some teen choice award shit as the hottest girl of the year and I got mad…because such corruption in the polls, even for something so insignificant…showing anyone with a brain that awards could be purchased….not to mention I didn’t want young girls thinking getting a nose job makes a gremlin a fucking 10….breast implants do that…

That inspired me start this fight that is not worth fighting….but I do it anyway…

But today….today it may all be over…thanks to photoshop..and I guess the real cause for concern in all this is not that Ashley Tisdale is Ugly but can smoke and mirror herself…it’s that my facebook friends are following Ashley Tisdale….creeps….

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2013

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale and Her Twin of the Day


OMG there are 2 of her….it’s like her clone escaped the Disney labs where they created her and now they are out causing ruckus for the paparazzi…doing all those scandalous clone things….like showing up to each other’s appointments…going on each other’s dates…and fucking each other cuz it’s really not lesbianism but masturbation…..I mean unless this isn’t her clone…or twin….but just someone who got the same nose job….with all this playin’ god shit going on in the world…fake everything…it’s really hard to tell…but one thing is for certain…you’re gonna masturbate to this..

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