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2013

12

Apr

Ashley TIsdale Getting Her Hair Washed in the Kitchen Sink of the Day

The biggest day in Ashely Tisdale’s life has come. She’s been cast in a movie that is not High School Musical. This is a first for her and her asymmetrical even after botched plastic surgery face. She was so excited she posted pics of her getting ready, including a shot of her getting her hair washed in the Kitchen sink…a new fetish definitely. Watch out hair salons everywhere, I’m coming for you. If you see a guy staring in with his hands down his pants, don’t call the police, I’m can’t afford legal struggles…


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2013

09

Apr

Ashely Tisdale Does Maxim of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has finally done Maxim and not with her face in a paper bag as you’d expect. She’s fucking rockin’ out in a bikini, almost topless, saying Fuck you Springbreakers, my shitty movie that’s coming out is better than your shitty movie coming out, and I don’t look fat in a bikini, and despite my face being a little mangled, I don’t look like a chipmunk, and despite Maxim sucking and practically dying, landing all the d-listers, I’m still gonna bring it…..and as much as I make fun of her face, I think she’s lookin pretty ok….keep up the good half naked, second rate, work..

[pics removed by maxim]

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2013

04

Apr

Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley Tisdale Hide Their Faces Together of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks.

Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype.

Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares.


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2013

11

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Ass on Vacation of the Day

From this angle…..Ashley Tisdale is an angel sent from heaven…she should walk through life in assless chaps and a face mask…it’s what the public wants….needs…and it shows her in a positive light…one that isn’t distracted by things like a bad nose job….or wonkiness…

I am a fan of this Ashley Tisdale…the new Ashley Tisdale…the Tisdale for the people….or at least for dudes who like hot fit ass…

Good work.


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2013

05

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot of the Day

I can see past an average at best Ashley Tisdale….and her botched nose job…asymmetric face…all around overrated looks….as long as I’m staring at her ass…I don’t know if there’s scientific logic behind this…but for some reason all her inadequacies…flaws in both personality and looks just disappear when her fit stairmaster booty is in my motherfuckin’ face…So I am into her own Springbreak media tour…one to compete with the Springbreakers media tour her girls “Selena and Hudgens” are taking part in…cuz this one involves her half naked…with her boyfriend…in tropical paradise….meaning a whole lot of fuckin has been going on…even if this is period week…cuz that’s just want vacation life does to a girl who feels inadequate when her friends are doin’ so much better shit than her…

I am into it…


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2013

04

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Romantic Vacation of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in love…and she’s decided to hire the paparazzi to document that love on some Mexican romantic getaway for the weekend…because her life is so hard…you know and she just needs some down time…cuz sitting on set of Scary Movie 5 all day…is just so fucking draining…I mean some days she probably has to wake up at 6 am to be picked up by her driver and taken to a location where she has her own dressing room….with a bed…and couch and all the modern amenities a spoiled cunt needs…including gym, catered food, and other people to be dancing monkeys for her….where she proceeds to say her line…usually under 5 a day….100 times each for the best take….a total of an hour or two of work…where her low level actor salary of 300,000 dollars in 2-3 months….almost seems like not enough money for such a big name…

Well her boyfriend…who she is on vacation with is not only someone who cares about what a girl’s face looks like….but he is also named Christopher French…appropriate…cuz he probably spent the whole weekend frenching her ass….cuz let’s face it….that ass cancels out any monster mash face….any day….

Young romance…so erotic….we get it Ashley…you want attention cuz the last 3 weeks your “girlfriends” have been getting all the love cuz they booked a movie you weren’t cut out for and you’re jealous…Good play.


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2013

27

Feb

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

From this angle….average looking Ashley Tisdale looks amazing….Hide her face and girl could be jerked off to….it is strategy she should definitely take seriously….all her pics should be shot from this angle….it allows us to focus on her fitness and the work she puts in versus a face that confuses us as to how and why she got famous in the first place….you know isn’t that reserved for the above average lookin’ girls who don’t look like asymmetric art projects…


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2013

15

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..

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2013

06

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the DAy

The only controversy this site causes these days is not harassing CEOs or politicians to make changes for their evil….you know calling them out for their lie and creating a movement….it is not even pulling pranks on celebrities directly like it once was….it’s not even pulling pranks on regular internet people….or starting trends…or hastags….or top 10 lists like I was Buzzfeed…it is a wasteland of tit that is or once was….and the only thing that gets any action on here is Ashley Tisdale…and I don’t know why

Part of you think she’s a babe….because I guess you like anything with a vagina…and the other half of you realize she has botched plastic surgery….isn’t pretty…but her body makes her worth looking at…except when assholes like me crop out her body to focus on her fucking face to get the point across that she’s not a babe….and that is why her career barely matters….but at least she tries…


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