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2012

18

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Big Cleavage of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a battered fucking face. My god this girl was not meant to be on TV, and the worst of it is that she’s had plastic surgery awards and has won Teen Choice babe of the year awards…in some kind of obvious scam or lie or marketing strategy because I know dudes who are prettier than her…but she’s got a tight body cuz she does work out and she’s rocking some tits, that are a good tool to distract from the obvious downfalls that she has….like her face…and here she is at the Step It Up Stomp the Yard I Belong on DVD movie premiere…because that’s the caliber event she is invited to attend….cuz bitch is falling off and I’m willing to catch her thanks to that whole no standards thing I always talk about…

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2012

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Spy Bikini Pics of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is the fucking worst…she’s got the face of an accident victim….she’s got the career that is pretty non existent even if her fans are loyal….she’s got the social skills of the loser trying to hang with the cool kids….she was neglected from the movie the Spring Breakers and has since decided to step up her bullshit by throwing parties, tipping off the paparazzi, posting bikini bics for people to talk about….pulling all stops…doing all the tricks she can….but what it comes down to is that she’s still got a face of an accident victim…but on the flipside…she’s got a body I’d totally fuck….and a bank account that would lead to ignoring said face and plotting how to K-Fed her….

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2012

02

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Shitty Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face in a Bikini For Twitter

20 Minutes ago….a miracle that isn’t a miracle at all occured….Ashley Tisdale posted a picture of her in a bikini top on Instagram and thousands of people “Liked” it….thne she deleted it…..

But thousands of people care about her and her posting bikini top pictures that she deemed ugly…because they focus more on her broken down face and less on her fit body and tits…even though that is what matter…and all it took for these 1000s of people to like her shit…was being cast on some shitty show 5 years ago…only to do nothing since…making her relevant according to society…and don’t really care, and I’m not gonna hate, cuz I always encourage physically and mentally disabled people…whether they are born that way or a product of a horrible nose job….to get out there and do something….I am a hero like that…

THen she posted this pic…where she doesn’t look like her busted self…while hanging with other girls I’d totally fuck…Instagram magic I guess….

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2012

12

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Ashley Tisdale needs to step up her attention seeking game. Seriously, if this is her strategy to get noticed, she has fucking failed hard. You would thin that she’d know by now, after all these years in the hollywood grind, that a key to getting work is having fans, and a key to getting fans is showing off your tight body that you work on so hard cuz your face is so busted, especially now that twitter and instagram exist, but instead you post some shit from a distance…that even a peeping tom who gets off to shit from a distance can’t get off to cuz we can’t see even a bit of that bikini body. She’s failed…..I get that she knows she’s good from far but far from good, but she’s gotta suck that reality up and slut the fuck out, make some noise and build a better life for us….

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2012

08

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again…..

But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate….


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2012

01

May

Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco Nude in Allure of the DAy


I already posted SOME OF THE ALLURE NUDE PICS FROM LAST MONTH’S ISSUE and forgotten about it….but that was before seeing these photoshopped pics of Ashley Tisdale and Kayley Cuoco who are showing a little nudity, strategic nudity, but nudity none the less….Maybe it is their way of saying they are wild and crazy….maybe Tisdale figures showing some ass crack will put her in the same league as her partner who has outgrown her by growing out her pubic hair, releasing nudes and getting consistent work…Vanessa Hudgens…..and maybe Cuoco is doing it to show us what killed John Ritter…or what is actually behind her being the hot girl on a nerd show….and what it comes down to is that it doesn’t fucking matter…they are naked and here are the pics they might as well be wearing clothes in….


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2012

27

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person…

But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble….

I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here….

Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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2012

20

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Thinks She is Fabulous of the Day

I wonder if this is one of those self encouraging moments….you know, positive affirmations to encourage change….If she wears a shirt that reads “Fabulous” she’ll feel fabulous…and hopefully this brainwashing will not only work on herself but also on the onlookers in effort switch our negative view on her….especially her face….because being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, even though she has a hotter body, is less hairy, tries harder, hasn’t got a nude scandal and they started off and got famous on the same show…..is starting to get her down….down enough to use her titties to generate even more buzz to her “fabulous”…watching the trials, tribulations and struggles of underserving cunts is always funny.

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2012

18

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Getting Out of Cars of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale is scrambling…I assume on the verge of a breakdown…see her friends who she probably hates because girls are catty cunts and hate each other….while pretending to love each other….and will be shitting on each other….behind each other’s backs….unfortunately not in each other’s mouths while I jerk off…..only to be bridesmaids at each other’s weddings…even after they’ve banged the groom behind the bride’s back cuz she made fun of her….cuz girls are all fucking ruthless sociopaths….

Point being, Tisdale is being made pretty aware of the fact that she’s not hot, when movies don’t cast her, but cast every single one of her counterparts….you know playing out in her head that that blonde nobody in the Spring Breakers should be her…..

Forcing her get out there, slutty styles, getting out of cars in skirts while showing some cleavage and hiding her horrific plastic surgery accidented face.


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2012

10

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

When all your friends who aren’t really your friends but who you pretend are your friends are out getting paid a lot of money to be in their bikinis for a movie you weren’t cast in because you have the face of an accident victim, or maybe of a Muslim woman who had acid thrown on her in her village because she is a disgrace to the tribe, you show the world that you won’t let that get you down, because you are fit, and you can get in a bikini for free, and photographers will take pics of you too, and you’ll show them you don’t need to be in their clique, you got your own shit going down, it’s just not as lucrative and doesn’t come with that stamp of approval bitch is looking for.

I don’ know where the rest of these pictures are….


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2012

05

Apr

Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland in Bikinis for OP of the Day

Ashley Tisdale was hired to be the bikini body for Ocean Pacific, a company that was big in the 80s, and that came back as a Walmart brand in the 2000s, because I guess the other people they wanted to get in their bikini to make the campaign actually sell OP to the youth, like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez were busy, getting actual work in movies, in their bikinis, leaving these low hanging irrelevant jobs for their uglier friends…..who have no business ever really being in front of the camera…but who pulled some kind of scam to get here…..a scam that probably involves her HOT LITTLE TIGHT TRAINED BODY

I posted A COUPLE OF THE PAPARAZZI SMEAR PICS OF THE SHOOT ….and here are the final ones….oh and some Sarah Hyland bitch who looks 10 is in it and I’m not into that….but you probably are…


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2012

23

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Here is one of the hotter pctures of Ashley Tisdale….because she was decent enough to take the picture from her good side, you know since her face is a fucking dump….a mangled up, accidented, dump that even with plastic surgery couldn’t save….but when she’s walking around and you’re walking behind her….while her bikini is jacked up here ass….I can’t complain, cuz I’m a pervert and will stare at any cunt, even if I hate everything it represents, cuz it is ugly…and I am not into ugly…I’ve fucked enough ugly to know…nothing good comes form ugly….I’m an expert on ugly so I know.

I also know that Tisdale is jealous that her High School Musical buddy, the whore, kiddie pornographer despite being hairy as fuck little money, is getting tons of press for her bikini on the Spring Breakers, and Tisdale’s catty, jealous, less interesting but decent to look at ass wants to get a little attention of its own…and I’m all for it….she works out a lot, and without the distraction of her disability/down fall, it’s not all that bad….

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2012

20

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics of the Day

I rip into Ashley Tisdale enough to encourage her to kill herself…I even have a series of posts that are called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” that all stemmed from her winning a purchased teen choice award I just knew a call center in India was hired to vote on all day, making her the winner of some “hottest chick” lie that just couldn’t be fucking possible based on her face…even after the nose job..it was impossible…and as she accepted the award…all I could think about was how this would negatively impact the youth…the women of tomorrow…were ugly girls going to be confused and think they were hot too…

Then….I went through a phase where I gave the bitch credit…I said, okay she has a shitty face, she knows she’s not hot, otherwise she wouldnt’ have got surgery or spent so many times hiding her face fromt he paparazzi, but she does work out over and over again….and like all butterfaces I’ve known…that is always the right approach…it’s like you don’t just fuck a bitches face, her body has the power to erase her fucking face, and if it is fit…shit dude…that’s fun to cum all over…

But now…lloking at her in her bikini….her litle pudge from her period or something….I’m not digging it….I see ugly face, ugly hair, behind hat and glasses and a body….that doesn’t fucking rape me or make me want to rape when half naked…..I think it’s just time for her to hit up retirement. Save the bikinis for hot chicks.


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2012

15

Mar

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Hides Her Face in Hot Shorts of the Day

I’ve had an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch running on the site for years. I think it started when she one some Teen Choice shit award for being the hottest chick of the year….and I got offended knowing that she either paid for that title, or maybe a call center of people were hired to vote until they knew she was a winner….it was a scam and I felt the need to point out all that is wrong with her….all those asymmetric issues, even after a nose job, just to level the playing field and not let her ego get out of control….and it looks like my hard work has paid off, because here she is with her hot body, cuz at least she took it upon herself to get fit on her rise to the top, cuz at a certain age, awkward faces don’t matter so much when all the other woman are obese…..because any hot girl who wins the hottest girl of the year award would be confident enough to walk around without using a purse to block out her face….>Which means Tisdale knows she’s ugly…and girls who know they are ugly are always down to fuck for some male attention that makes them feel wanted and loved….low self esteem is the reason I’m not a virgin…so finally Tisdale is in some pics I find erotic as fuck….Keep on hating your face bitch…you have every right to….we understand and hate it too….


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2012

20

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Lingerie Pics for Twitter of the Day

Disney girl with a bad face but a decent body from working out to compensate for her bad face has posted some lingerie pics to twitter in efforts to diversify her image…so the world how wild she is….pretend to be a sex symbol you all want to fuck….all racy and not G-Rated anymore…cuz this is the future motherfuckers and Ashley Tisdale’s not gonna let Walt keep that chastity belt on her…cuz she knows naked and showing off that body is the best option for her…

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