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2012

05

Apr

Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland in Bikinis for OP of the Day

Ashley Tisdale was hired to be the bikini body for Ocean Pacific, a company that was big in the 80s, and that came back as a Walmart brand in the 2000s, because I guess the other people they wanted to get in their bikini to make the campaign actually sell OP to the youth, like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez were busy, getting actual work in movies, in their bikinis, leaving these low hanging irrelevant jobs for their uglier friends…..who have no business ever really being in front of the camera…but who pulled some kind of scam to get here…..a scam that probably involves her HOT LITTLE TIGHT TRAINED BODY

I posted A COUPLE OF THE PAPARAZZI SMEAR PICS OF THE SHOOT ….and here are the final ones….oh and some Sarah Hyland bitch who looks 10 is in it and I’m not into that….but you probably are…


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2012

23

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Here is one of the hotter pctures of Ashley Tisdale….because she was decent enough to take the picture from her good side, you know since her face is a fucking dump….a mangled up, accidented, dump that even with plastic surgery couldn’t save….but when she’s walking around and you’re walking behind her….while her bikini is jacked up here ass….I can’t complain, cuz I’m a pervert and will stare at any cunt, even if I hate everything it represents, cuz it is ugly…and I am not into ugly…I’ve fucked enough ugly to know…nothing good comes form ugly….I’m an expert on ugly so I know.

I also know that Tisdale is jealous that her High School Musical buddy, the whore, kiddie pornographer despite being hairy as fuck little money, is getting tons of press for her bikini on the Spring Breakers, and Tisdale’s catty, jealous, less interesting but decent to look at ass wants to get a little attention of its own…and I’m all for it….she works out a lot, and without the distraction of her disability/down fall, it’s not all that bad….

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2012

20

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics of the Day

I rip into Ashley Tisdale enough to encourage her to kill herself…I even have a series of posts that are called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” that all stemmed from her winning a purchased teen choice award I just knew a call center in India was hired to vote on all day, making her the winner of some “hottest chick” lie that just couldn’t be fucking possible based on her face…even after the nose job..it was impossible…and as she accepted the award…all I could think about was how this would negatively impact the youth…the women of tomorrow…were ugly girls going to be confused and think they were hot too…

Then….I went through a phase where I gave the bitch credit…I said, okay she has a shitty face, she knows she’s not hot, otherwise she wouldnt’ have got surgery or spent so many times hiding her face fromt he paparazzi, but she does work out over and over again….and like all butterfaces I’ve known…that is always the right approach…it’s like you don’t just fuck a bitches face, her body has the power to erase her fucking face, and if it is fit…shit dude…that’s fun to cum all over…

But now…lloking at her in her bikini….her litle pudge from her period or something….I’m not digging it….I see ugly face, ugly hair, behind hat and glasses and a body….that doesn’t fucking rape me or make me want to rape when half naked…..I think it’s just time for her to hit up retirement. Save the bikinis for hot chicks.


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2012

15

Mar

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Hides Her Face in Hot Shorts of the Day

I’ve had an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch running on the site for years. I think it started when she one some Teen Choice shit award for being the hottest chick of the year….and I got offended knowing that she either paid for that title, or maybe a call center of people were hired to vote until they knew she was a winner….it was a scam and I felt the need to point out all that is wrong with her….all those asymmetric issues, even after a nose job, just to level the playing field and not let her ego get out of control….and it looks like my hard work has paid off, because here she is with her hot body, cuz at least she took it upon herself to get fit on her rise to the top, cuz at a certain age, awkward faces don’t matter so much when all the other woman are obese…..because any hot girl who wins the hottest girl of the year award would be confident enough to walk around without using a purse to block out her face….>Which means Tisdale knows she’s ugly…and girls who know they are ugly are always down to fuck for some male attention that makes them feel wanted and loved….low self esteem is the reason I’m not a virgin…so finally Tisdale is in some pics I find erotic as fuck….Keep on hating your face bitch…you have every right to….we understand and hate it too….


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2012

20

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Lingerie Pics for Twitter of the Day

Disney girl with a bad face but a decent body from working out to compensate for her bad face has posted some lingerie pics to twitter in efforts to diversify her image…so the world how wild she is….pretend to be a sex symbol you all want to fuck….all racy and not G-Rated anymore…cuz this is the future motherfuckers and Ashley Tisdale’s not gonna let Walt keep that chastity belt on her…cuz she knows naked and showing off that body is the best option for her…

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2012

15

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Panty Upskirt of the Day

I dont’ know when these classic Ashley TIsdale getting out of car flash your white panties to divert from your weak chin and busted up face….but I’m glad they happened.

That’s all I really have to say about this Tisdale bitch, I mean I’ve probably done hundreds of posts on her – from ugly watch to her bikini fit body…and what I think just doesn’t matter…the ultimate truth is that despite all that sucks about her, I’d love to wear her labia as ear muffs…if you know what I mean….which you do…snorting clit like it was coke and I was Whitney Houston…

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2012

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Ashley “The Face” Tisdale…who tried to make her face presentable back when she got a nose job but failed…reinvested her energy into working out compulsively…and it’s finally paying off for her…because now she’s got a body that when cropped probably doesn’t even need a fucking head to be erotic….if anything the no head thing makes it more erotic….so here she is finally being used for good in a bikini and on roller skates with some bitch who looks 12 named SARAH HYLAND was also in her binini with Ashley Tisdale….but I couldn’t be bothered giving her a dedicated post…cuz with all 12 year old bodies…even those on 20 year olds who look 12…come uneventful asses…it just lacks the roundness and fitness that Ashle Tisdale has thanks to years of overcompensating for her face via exercise…


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2012

26

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Getting in Cars in Shorts of the Day

I love the horny black dude screaming “Hey Ashley I love the short shorts…You Rock and Roll…Oh Ashley You are spectacular, I love the new hairdo”…you know that guy is on welfare and just does this for masturbation material that he brings home to his computer to love later that day….who knows maybe he doesn’t even have a camera and is just in it for the experience…but real alarming thing in all this is that this is my second Ashley Tisdale post and as a guy who hates Ashley Tisdale’s face…that’s two posts too many……

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2012

26

Jan

Ashley Tisdale’s Slutty Twitter Pic of the Day

When you run a whole bunch of digital filters on an ugly bitch in picture…to the point where she doesn’t look like herself…but instead like an old picture you found in a puddle of piss in the corner of your basement…all weathered and faceless….just a mystery girl wearing a pair of thigh highs that you can almost jerk off to just trying to imagine the story behind the picture….imagining where she is now, or what she was doing posing like that in the 1940s, whether she was like an Anne Frank killed in the war, or if she went on to hollywood….maybe what year she died, or how many times she got fucked or if she took it up the ass….and the whole thing almost becomes romantic masturbation fodder….until you realize it’s just bad face Tisdale slutting out for attention after running tons of filters on her picture to make her more palatable…..and you know what…I’m into any bitch acting slutty for a camera…hot faced or not….

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2012

16

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Does Shorts of the Day

Ugly face Ashley Tisdale isn’t so bad when she’s dressed like a fucking hipster in little short shorts showing off her legs she works so hard to keep thin and fit…or maybe I’m just into this cuz of her greasy or wet hair…looking like she either just had a shower…or more likely why I find it erotic…like a crack whore ready to suck dick for a warm shower….cuz it’s been a frew months and it is time….and who really knows…the bigger issue at hand is why the fuck I post pics of useless barely celebs in shorts like it matters…I need help people…

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2012

11

Jan

Ashley Tisdale’s Legs in of the Day

I think the life lesson we can pull from Ashley Tisdale is that if a bitch isn’t fat, an ugly face can go a long way, especially when it’s been made up, modified, operated on to make it more tolerable to look at….but more importantly, that it has been marketed aggressively as being hot, tricking the idiot public into believing that she is in fact a hot bitch…when in reality, she’s just got a fit little body…and when it comes to fucking, the body is really what matters…not that any of you will ever date a bitch like this, she’s got too much of an ego and thinks she’s hot, which is one of the worst thing that can happen to a girl…it brings too much confidence…but the good news is that there’s always the risk of rape…and sometimes that’s just what’s needed to take things down a notch…into a dark self-hating place….and in the meantime…here are her legs.

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2012

05

Jan

Ashley Tisdale is a Little Gas Pumping Troll of the Day

I think Ashley Tisdale may be an actual troll….which would explain her inadequate face….cuz I’ve seen this car in person and there is no way it could ever look this big next to a bitch….unless the bitch was 7 or the size of someone who is 7 which often times leads to a vagina that is tight…making her ugly troll face she’s tried to improve via surgery and working out a lot….a little more tolerable…

I guess the other fun in these pics is seeing her try to pump her own gas like she’s not a useless celebrity….because she’s hardly had work since High School Musical, a show that barely paid….and she’s not quite at the financial level where she can afford the 10 cents more a gallon for service….but I at least she’s got a Benz…cuz a mobile bitch is a good for getting your groceries…

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2011

26

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Some Insane Boots of the Day

When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….

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2011

22

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Hiding Her Vagina in Shorts

When you have a shitty face that you’ve tried to fix with plastic surgery but that is still a shitty face despite al the money invested in it….wear short spandex shorts cuz it redirects our eyes to what you do have control over…your body you work out all the fucking time and thank god you do cuz otherwise you’d be totally fucking hopeless…..proving I should be a stylist for hot body girls with ugly faces….They should give me my own show…like Queer Guy WItha Queer Eye the lowlife, poor, pervert who likes pussy edition…..

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2011

20

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties of the Day

I hate on Ashley Tisdale every fucking time I see her pictures because she’s ugly….or at least got an ugly face by Hollywood standards, and guess what….she’s in Hollywood…and instead of accepting it and walking around in a mask like me, she’s got this attitude that she’s all that…maybe it is cuz of her fame, her money, or all the attention and affirmations her team have put on her all these years, leading to confidence and delusions….which is enough reason to hate a bitch, no matter how hard she works out…..she’s just bullshit…..but then she goes ahead and posts her panties on twitter…and that’s a fucking win in my mind….finally.

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