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2011

26

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Some Insane Boots of the Day

When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….

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2011

22

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Hiding Her Vagina in Shorts

When you have a shitty face that you’ve tried to fix with plastic surgery but that is still a shitty face despite al the money invested in it….wear short spandex shorts cuz it redirects our eyes to what you do have control over…your body you work out all the fucking time and thank god you do cuz otherwise you’d be totally fucking hopeless…..proving I should be a stylist for hot body girls with ugly faces….They should give me my own show…like Queer Guy WItha Queer Eye the lowlife, poor, pervert who likes pussy edition…..

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2011

20

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties of the Day

I hate on Ashley Tisdale every fucking time I see her pictures because she’s ugly….or at least got an ugly face by Hollywood standards, and guess what….she’s in Hollywood…and instead of accepting it and walking around in a mask like me, she’s got this attitude that she’s all that…maybe it is cuz of her fame, her money, or all the attention and affirmations her team have put on her all these years, leading to confidence and delusions….which is enough reason to hate a bitch, no matter how hard she works out…..she’s just bullshit…..but then she goes ahead and posts her panties on twitter…and that’s a fucking win in my mind….finally.

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2011

16

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is fucking ugly….I hate her face and everything about her and the only thing she has going for her is that she works out to overcompensate…since there’s only so many nose jobs you can get before realizing you have no hope….other than to be the body people want to fuck…especially older people…who are accustomed to faces that are haggard and build like old baseball mitt’s you find at garage sales in the poor part of town…if you know what I mean

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2011

04

Nov

Ashley Tisdale in Leggings Leaving the Gym

Ashley Tisdale’s got a weird fucking face, that she consistently brings out for the paparazzi to snap pictures of her after leaving the gym, in what is mostly the same pair of work-out gear, making me think she’s sponsored or getting paid to wear this shit, and that’s all the work she’s getting so she does it, or maybe she realizes that she has a weird fucking face, so she tries to focus on making her body fit….cuz like ugly girls for generations before her, not being fat got them laid despite their shortcomings…and I’m only posting these pics cuz I thought I saw some vagina definition….an organ of her’s you’d think we’d be more familiar with like she was Vanessa Hudgens….self shot and bottom feeding for attention – but this is as good as she seems to get…Take it in…but if girls in gym clothes are your fetish – you’re better off going to an actual gym, the vantage point and girls are hotter you lazy fuck

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2011

17

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Looking Amazing of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale looking her best and I am saying that because she is hiding her face and I have spent a few years of my miserable life ripping into her for being ugly and needing a head transplant cuz I’m a jerk….I only did it because I thought her winning some hottest starlet at some teen award was sending kids the wrong message….and I knew that it was just another Hollywood lie…that needed to be outted….I didn’t mean for it to give her a complex….because she’s fine looking as an everyday girl….she just chose to be a hollywood girl…and by hollywood standards she’s ugly….and needs to acknowledge that otherwise she’s just a liar and no one likes liars…right?

In a sick way, I like to hink I am resposnible for this complex…..but she was getting nose jobs long before I knew she existed….it’s just nice to feel relevant sometimes…

Here are the pics…

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2011

11

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Skinny Legs of the Day

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale works out all the fucking time. She’s an inspiration to fat chicks everywhere. I rip into her everywhere for her ugly face, but shit, I’d take a hot body and an ugly, awkward looking face by Hollywood standards over a fat chick anyday, but then again I’d take anything with anything that remotely looks like a vagina….

I know she’s used to relate to other ugly girls and make them confident people, with integrity and self worth and a belief that they too can achieve anything they set their mind to, instead of down and out like ugly girls of yesteryear, who were willing to slut out with pretty much anyone, including me, to feel some level of acceptance and appreciation while letting me cum on their faces…and that’s annoying…but at least she’s also telling them they can’t do it fat…cuz fat is more disgusting that cross eyed or crooked noses…

Here are her calves in tight pants that aren’t tight enough to hug her vagina – what a let down.

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2011

04

Oct

Ashely Tisdale Busted Face Dressed Up of the Day

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale is one of the least attractive faces in Hollywood, but she counter balances that disgusting with a little botched plastic surgery and a lot of working out, making her have this tight body that I’m much more used to seeing in work out clothes than attending events, because I guess being “The Face” makes it hard to leave the house and mingle with other beautiful people, because you know they’re just looking in disgust, judging internally, all while feeling sorry for you and only taking the time to talk to you because it’s like make a wish foundation or charity function and they’d feel subhuman if they didn’t talk to the face that would be fine in everyday life, but that chose to go hollywood, despite all the pressure to be hot…..but then again maybe I’m looking into this too much….here she is at the Footloose The Next Generation premiere, because Hollywood has no originality….I wonder if she’s playing Kevin Bacon’s part?! Everybody Footloose.

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2011

30

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Gym Clothes of the Day

I always hate on Ashley Tisdale for her ugly face that she’s tried to modify with plastic surgery cuz she also hated on her ugly face….and that in itself is funny, cuz insecure girls who put themselves out there, usually put out…

But the truth is that, I appreciate that she recognizes her flaws, and makes up for it with constant working out, giving her this tight little body, cuz body is what you fuck, so when the rest of her gets old and haggard, faces don’t matter as much as a tight little ass….

Making me wish she was in on the self shot nudes with Vanessa Hudgens…cuz I’m tired of not seeing celebs naked, shit’s getting stagnant and bottom feeders don’t seem to bottom feed anymore – and that sucks.

Here’s some more boring pics…seems to be the foundation of this fuckign site…

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