I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Ashley Tisdale Category

2012

16

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Does Shorts of the Day

Ugly face Ashley Tisdale isn’t so bad when she’s dressed like a fucking hipster in little short shorts showing off her legs she works so hard to keep thin and fit…or maybe I’m just into this cuz of her greasy or wet hair…looking like she either just had a shower…or more likely why I find it erotic…like a crack whore ready to suck dick for a warm shower….cuz it’s been a frew months and it is time….and who really knows…the bigger issue at hand is why the fuck I post pics of useless barely celebs in shorts like it matters…I need help people…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

11

Jan

Ashley Tisdale’s Legs in of the Day

I think the life lesson we can pull from Ashley Tisdale is that if a bitch isn’t fat, an ugly face can go a long way, especially when it’s been made up, modified, operated on to make it more tolerable to look at….but more importantly, that it has been marketed aggressively as being hot, tricking the idiot public into believing that she is in fact a hot bitch…when in reality, she’s just got a fit little body…and when it comes to fucking, the body is really what matters…not that any of you will ever date a bitch like this, she’s got too much of an ego and thinks she’s hot, which is one of the worst thing that can happen to a girl…it brings too much confidence…but the good news is that there’s always the risk of rape…and sometimes that’s just what’s needed to take things down a notch…into a dark self-hating place….and in the meantime…here are her legs.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

05

Jan

Ashley Tisdale is a Little Gas Pumping Troll of the Day

I think Ashley Tisdale may be an actual troll….which would explain her inadequate face….cuz I’ve seen this car in person and there is no way it could ever look this big next to a bitch….unless the bitch was 7 or the size of someone who is 7 which often times leads to a vagina that is tight…making her ugly troll face she’s tried to improve via surgery and working out a lot….a little more tolerable…

I guess the other fun in these pics is seeing her try to pump her own gas like she’s not a useless celebrity….because she’s hardly had work since High School Musical, a show that barely paid….and she’s not quite at the financial level where she can afford the 10 cents more a gallon for service….but I at least she’s got a Benz…cuz a mobile bitch is a good for getting your groceries…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

26

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Some Insane Boots of the Day

When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

22

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Hiding Her Vagina in Shorts

When you have a shitty face that you’ve tried to fix with plastic surgery but that is still a shitty face despite al the money invested in it….wear short spandex shorts cuz it redirects our eyes to what you do have control over…your body you work out all the fucking time and thank god you do cuz otherwise you’d be totally fucking hopeless…..proving I should be a stylist for hot body girls with ugly faces….They should give me my own show…like Queer Guy WItha Queer Eye the lowlife, poor, pervert who likes pussy edition…..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

20

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties of the Day

I hate on Ashley Tisdale every fucking time I see her pictures because she’s ugly….or at least got an ugly face by Hollywood standards, and guess what….she’s in Hollywood…and instead of accepting it and walking around in a mask like me, she’s got this attitude that she’s all that…maybe it is cuz of her fame, her money, or all the attention and affirmations her team have put on her all these years, leading to confidence and delusions….which is enough reason to hate a bitch, no matter how hard she works out…..she’s just bullshit…..but then she goes ahead and posts her panties on twitter…and that’s a fucking win in my mind….finally.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

16

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is fucking ugly….I hate her face and everything about her and the only thing she has going for her is that she works out to overcompensate…since there’s only so many nose jobs you can get before realizing you have no hope….other than to be the body people want to fuck…especially older people…who are accustomed to faces that are haggard and build like old baseball mitt’s you find at garage sales in the poor part of town…if you know what I mean

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

04

Nov

Ashley Tisdale in Leggings Leaving the Gym

Ashley Tisdale’s got a weird fucking face, that she consistently brings out for the paparazzi to snap pictures of her after leaving the gym, in what is mostly the same pair of work-out gear, making me think she’s sponsored or getting paid to wear this shit, and that’s all the work she’s getting so she does it, or maybe she realizes that she has a weird fucking face, so she tries to focus on making her body fit….cuz like ugly girls for generations before her, not being fat got them laid despite their shortcomings…and I’m only posting these pics cuz I thought I saw some vagina definition….an organ of her’s you’d think we’d be more familiar with like she was Vanessa Hudgens….self shot and bottom feeding for attention – but this is as good as she seems to get…Take it in…but if girls in gym clothes are your fetish – you’re better off going to an actual gym, the vantage point and girls are hotter you lazy fuck

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

17

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Looking Amazing of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale looking her best and I am saying that because she is hiding her face and I have spent a few years of my miserable life ripping into her for being ugly and needing a head transplant cuz I’m a jerk….I only did it because I thought her winning some hottest starlet at some teen award was sending kids the wrong message….and I knew that it was just another Hollywood lie…that needed to be outted….I didn’t mean for it to give her a complex….because she’s fine looking as an everyday girl….she just chose to be a hollywood girl…and by hollywood standards she’s ugly….and needs to acknowledge that otherwise she’s just a liar and no one likes liars…right?

In a sick way, I like to hink I am resposnible for this complex…..but she was getting nose jobs long before I knew she existed….it’s just nice to feel relevant sometimes…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale