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2008

29

Oct

Bai Ling’s Weak Halloween Costume of the Day

Bai Ling is known for showing up to events with various body parts exposed, usually her lengthy fucking nipple, but for some reason, her Halloween costume is a hell of a lot less slutty than anything she wears in a normal day. I mean I hear the dude who works her local convenience store has seen her vagina more than the guy Bai Ling is fucking, but I could have the facts distorted and the convenience store clerk is actually the dude she’s fucking…..I guess it’s an Asian thing, you know owning and working a convenience store is regarded as the top of the food chain for them, I guess because of the freedom they get from sitting behind a cash from 8 in the morning until midnight, or the discount they get on expired food, and that is why they aspire to move to America, the land of opportunity, to own every single one of them in a 4 mile radius from pretty much anywhere you are right now. I guess it beats building the railroad.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Costume|Halloween

2008

13

Jun

Bai Ling on the Beach of the Day

Bai Ling is consistently weird. Not as weird as the dude I saw walking his dog with his feet because he had no arms, but still pretty fucking weird. Here she is in a bathrobe at the beach in what I assume is a photoshoot that I guess people care enough about her to take, or that she paid to get done, but that doesn’t negate the fact that you want to fuck her.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Beach

2008

12

May

Bai Ling’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

The good news about Bai Ling is that despite having little to do with her time, she still manages to find a way to show the world her huge dark nipples. I have never really had the experience of getting with a girl who has nipples like this and that’s probably a good thing because I know that any bitch packing a mini dick on her tits would use that shit to to prison rape me every time I cheat on them in hopes of getting with a nipple that is less like suckin’ a dick and more like being with a chick.

I realize that every other site that talks about her nipples are saying the same thing about her, but there’s really only so much you can say about a girl who manages to show her nipples more than any other person all while no one knows who the fuck she is or what she has done or is doing. It’s like every time she shows up to an event and finds herself not on the list because no one knows who she is, she manages to get in because the people working the door know they have seen her nipples on the internet and that must mean she’s someone and that her name not being on the list is just some kind of mistake.

Either way, if I like how despite having something she should probably be insecure about, like someone with 3 nipples who won’t take her shirt off in public or or someone with a retardedly large testicle who won’t have sex with girls becuase of embarrassment, Bai Ling still manages to bust that shit out like she doesn’t give a fuck about it, I think it could be a language barrier.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Beach|Bikini|Nipple

2008

10

May

Bai Ling’s Manhandled Nipple Slip of the Day

It turns out that I am not much of a people person. I was walking by a hair salon earlier today and saw some 18 year old crying in the entrance. I asked her what the problem was and she told me that she was being ripped off by the owner of the hair salon, who told her the dye job would cost 100 dollars and the last time she got it done it cost 80 but was willing to pay the difference.

When she went to pay he dropped a 200 dollar bill on her and she couldn’t pay it because she only had the 100 dollars and he wasn’t letting her leave. I decided to try my hand at negotiation by pretending I was her dad and that I wasn’t going to stand for them ripping her off. I figured if I played the hero she would invite me to her teenage sex parties so that I could see what Oprah was talking about.

Either way, I tell the dude she’s only got 100 dollars on her, she was told it was 100 dollars and now they are demanding more out of her and she’s just not going to pay because it’s unethical. I told the dude that he was a con artist and even 100 dollars for a hair dye job was fuckin’ crazy and I should have expected it from a Moroccan snake oil salesman. Dude got fuckin’ mad, raised his voice, banned me from his hair salon and said if he was a conartist why would have such a strong clientele. To which I responded that he caters to his mother’s Moroccan synagogue group who support him to save face and have too much disposable income because their husbands give it to them to keep themselves occupied since they have nothing better to do and think it makes their ugly Moroccan faces look better all while they are out fuckin’ younger non-Morrocan bitches because everyone knows Moroccans are the scum of the earth.

He was still not willing to change the price on the poor girl and called the police or fake called the police like a little bitch who puts more importance on money than on being a good person. I always heard that Moroccan’s were the sleaziest money grubbing motherfuckers out there but thought that a Moroccan Jew who sucks penis would be different. I was wrong. Either way, the girls friend came and paid the difference for her, we all went our separate ways, and I wasn’t the hero.

I figured these pictures of Bai Ling were appropriate since they are of a big brown man – man-handling her even as her tit falls out of her bikini like he just doesn’t give a fuck about her, because he doesn’t, he just cares about the money.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Manhandled|Nipple Slip

2008

06

May

Bai Ling Bikini Pics of the Day

Bai Ling was out getting publicity by hanging out with her new friend and boyfriend Pink, which isn’t a very good name for anyone’s boyfriend, but when they wear women’s clothes it’s kinda accepted, despite how uncomfortable their twisted androgynist ways that lead to them wearing women’s clothing in the first place is. There’s pretty much nothing interesting to say about her, other than that she’s pretty skinny, but then again she’s Asian and I guess that just means she hasn’t found the great taste McDonald’s has to offer like all the other fat chinese people that are floating around. It’s not their fault it’s just the American Way.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Bikini

2008

05

May

Pink and Bai Ling Are Friends in Bikinis of the Day

It’s always so exciting when you find out that two celebrities your don’t give a fuck about are friends or lovers. What is more exciting is when you try to figure out exactly how they met each other and make a game out of it with your friends because you are a fuckin’ loser with nothing better to do with your time than worry about this menial bullshit. It’s like – was it backstage at one of Pink’s concerts because Bai Ling has always been a fan of Pink’s music because it really speaks to her even though she doesn’t understand any of the words or maybe it was at a red carpet event where Bai Ling’s nipple was hanging out of her shirt and Pink just needed to suck the fuckin’ thing because it reminded her of her over-sized erect clit that was piercing through her leather pants. I like to think both have the same shitty tattoo artist and are members of the shitty tattoo club, but have a feeling that that club doesn’t really exist because people with shitty tattoos usually love their shitty tattoos and think they are amazing, despite being shitty.

Either way, we know after they sea kayaking, these bitches are going back to Pink’s house, to play with each other’s pink, which in Bai Ling’s case my not be entirely Pink and in Pink’s case may in fact be a penis.

BONUS That’s Not Really a Bonus – Here’s some more pictures of Bai Ling Feeling Herself Up and Showing Some Tit on the Set of the Crank Dat Soulja Boy 2….I take Offense to the Last Picture.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Bikinis|Pink

2008

02

May

Bai Ling’s Nipple on Crank That Soulja Boy of the Day

Shit, I just posted that I don’t give a fuck about the Crank 2 movie that Amy Smart is in, but I had no idea that shit was as high profile of a film as it is, and now that I know that Bai Ling is also in it, I am going have to backtrack and say that there is no way I will miss this cinematic work of genius. The truth is that I missed the first Crank movie but based on historical movies, it must have been fuckin’ amazing to warrant a sequel.

Seeing Bai Ling’s nipple may be boring to some of you, because bitch has been in Playboy and it seems her tit falls out of her shirt every time she leaves her house but what you aren’t acknowledging is that she’s this enigma of a person. I have no idea where she’s from, what she does and it looks like she has no idea where she is or how she got there either but yet she always manages to be there and like most Chinese chicks looks like she’s 12 despite being in her 60s and having post pregnancy cow utter nipples. I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is that this bitch is Crankin’ That for Crank 2 and this could really be her breakout role and by breakout I mean the only one she’s been casted for.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple

2008

18

Mar

Bai Ling’s Personal Pics of the Day

Her name is Bai Ling and I have no fucking idea what the fuck she does in her life, I just know that she attends all kinds of events and has the ability to always flash the camera her bigger than my dick nipples. That’s not saying much about my penis size, but it is saying something about her nipples….

Either way, I came across some of her personal pictures, so in the event that you were wondering what the fuck this whore does when she’s no too busy doing nothing, here’s your answer. From what I gather from my investigative skills as a tried, tested and true stalker who has served some time for my talent, she pretty much does nothing in her everyday life too.

The good news is that at least one person thinks she’s hot and that one person is her, proven by all the fucking pictures she takes of herself because no one else will….

Posted in:Bai Ling|Personal|Pics|Slut

2007

16

Oct

I am – What the Fuck is Bai Ling Wearing of the Day

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I always thought Bai Ling was a clown. She pretty much has no career other than attending events to expose her massive nipples and maybe being in Playboy and a few shitty movies, but now I am happy to see her going back to what she was always destined to be while wearing the stupidest outfit I have probably ever seen. I was wondering whether she showed up to the event in a Volkswagen Bug with 15 of her clown friends and stepped out juggling and doing cartwheels, I guess I will never know since I don’t get invited to all the high profile shit she gets invited to like Jaime Pressly’s Spring/Summer 2008 J’aime Collection…right…

I remember I worked as a clown for about a week. It was one of those things that happens when you have no money and want to get fucked up and decide to randomly apply for jobs to see what comes from it. They expected me to attend events at the mall and birthday parties and other low quality events people hire shitty clowns to attend. I only made it out to one job after the week of training on how to make animals out of balloons in some warehouse, they had an open bar set up and I naturally assumed that those were the benefits of the job since they weren’t offering health insurance and were only paying 10 dollars an hour. I ended up wasted within 20 minutes, grabbing the kids mom’s ass within 30 minutes and throwing up on a kid within the hour. I was fired and never got paid because of damages, but it made for a good sunday afternoon. It is the day of Jesus after all.


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Posted in:Bai Ling|Clown|Outfit|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Weird

2007

23

Jul

I am – Bai Ling Doing Nothing as Always of the Day

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I woke up well rested and feeling like a million bucks today, but that feeling faded away when quickly I realized it was because my alarm didn’t go off and I got to sleep in for once. That feeling was further crushed when I realized that there was no fucking power in my house for some god damned reason, and I couldn’t work, make food, listen to music or basically do fucking anything until it came back on. First guess was that Fatass left without paying the hydro bill for last month, and spent the money at the strippers instead.

Being that I’m a child of the technological age, I can’t do anything without power and nothing I own has batteries. My mother bought me this giant clock for my room because I never show up on time for anything, and its permanently set to 10 because I haven’t bought batteries for it. I also really just don’t give a shit about being late, I’m kinda like fuck you, you know? The whole situation made me realize that I need to at least go out and buy a vibrator or something, because I was bored as fuck. I felt like Abe Lincoln, except without the candlelight and the whole civil was thing or whatever.

I suppose I could have read a book or something, but I’m not Asian or anything, so you can’t expect too much from me intellectually. Here’s Bai Ling. Even though she’s Asian, you can’t expect much from her intellectually either. I, however, am smart enough to know nobody wears those god awful peace sign necklaces anymore.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

11

Jul

I am – Bai Ling's Nipple Slip of the Day

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Bai Ling is one of those people I don’t really understand…she’s been around longer than this site has and I still have no fucking idea what she does. She gets invited to events, has nipple slips and she was in Playboy and here she is having another nipple slip at the ESPY awards, which are for sports and I hate sports but I like nipples so I will post them.

I was talking to a cab driver I met while smoking a cigar at the taxi stand the other day and it was hot out. Every girl who walked by us was half naked and this Iranian dude was freaking the fuck out. He said that every year girls where less and less clothes. He said that it’s dangerous. Automatically assuming that he meant that he wanted to rape girls, I felt a little uncomfortable but he made it clear that he thought it was dangerous because it will cause accidents on the road and not in the back alley. I asked him how often he looks in his rearview mirror to look up girl’s skirts and he blew off the question because I guess he is a professional but I could tell by the glimmer in his eye and the way he smiled hat he did and that he has seen more pantyless pussies in the last year than he has in his career.

Either way, here’s Bai Ling’s Nipple. She’s like the Asian Paris Hilton and her nipples are bigger than your dick…and I know if you had you’re way you’d love for her to fuck you in the ass with it and although that may not make you gay, you’re still a fucking Homo to me, now touch your toes sweetheart.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple|Nipple Slip|Unsorted

2007

11

Jul

I am – Bai Ling’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Bai Ling is one of those people I don’t really understand…she’s been around longer than this site has and I still have no fucking idea what she does. She gets invited to events, has nipple slips and she was in Playboy and here she is having another nipple slip at the ESPY awards, which are for sports and I hate sports but I like nipples so I will post them.

I was talking to a cab driver I met while smoking a cigar at the taxi stand the other day and it was hot out. Every girl who walked by us was half naked and this Iranian dude was freaking the fuck out. He said that every year girls where less and less clothes. He said that it’s dangerous. Automatically assuming that he meant that he wanted to rape girls, I felt a little uncomfortable but he made it clear that he thought it was dangerous because it will cause accidents on the road and not in the back alley. I asked him how often he looks in his rearview mirror to look up girl’s skirts and he blew off the question because I guess he is a professional but I could tell by the glimmer in his eye and the way he smiled hat he did and that he has seen more pantyless pussies in the last year than he has in his career.

Either way, here’s Bai Ling’s Nipple. She’s like the Asian Paris Hilton and her nipples are bigger than your dick…and I know if you had you’re way you’d love for her to fuck you in the ass with it and although that may not make you gay, you’re still a fucking Homo to me, now touch your toes sweetheart.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple|Nipple Slip|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – Bai Ling Nipple Slip of the Day

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My site is running like shit and I really don’t know why. I’d say that it was unfortunate but I think it’s all part of the charm of running a piece of shit. It’s like when you get into one of your friend’s shit box, sure it’d probably be easier to get pussy if you had a Porsche and sure, the Porsche would probably start everytime and the Porsche definitely wouldn’t break down on the fucking Highway everytime you go about 60, but something about it wouldn’t feel right. It’d feel like you didn’t belong in a Porsche, because all your life you were accustomed to taking the fucking bus. Point being that if this site was nice, flashy and worked, I don’t think it would be mine, because nothing in my life is flashy or works, including myself.

Speaking of not working, here are some pictures of Bai Ling’s Nipple Slip because that is pretty much all this bitch does. I’ve never seen her in any movies, on any TV shows, just on red carpets hanging her tit out and in Playboy once….That said, maybe nipple slips are a job because bitch is still getting invited to events where photographers take pictures and care enough to post them on the net and you’re not…

Posted in:Bai Ling|Cannes|Nipple Slip|Unsorted