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Archive for the Beyonce Category

2013

26

Jul

Jay Z is Beyonce’s Bitch of the Day

My theory behind this Jay Z surprising Evil Beyonce while she performed on stage is that he either fucked around on her behind her back while she was on tour and he’s trying to do damage control, because no celebrity or performer is loyal to their signficant other and every single one I’ve met has cheated on their significant other while on tour..

You know, keep the bitch happy, so she doesn’t smell your dick when she gets home…

Or Beyonce whined like an entitled cunt and demanded this from him.

Whatever the reason, he’s a real bitch….real gangsters treat their hoes like hoes….yo.

The thing that amazes me is how pumped her fan is, but then again he’s at a Beyonce concert so you’d assume he’s a half retard to begin with.

The other thing that amazes me is that I am posting this, what’s wrong with me…

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2013

23

Jul

Beyonce Stuck in her Number 1 Fan of the Day

Beyonce had a show in montreal last night…and I had a feeling she was in the same city as me…not because we are connected at the fucking soul, but because she’s the fucking devil and all I felt was evil around me…like the illuminati were outside my house watching to make sure I didn’t try to humiliate her or something…

But it turns out she humiliated herself, as she got her weave stuck in a fan and some security dude tried to sort her out…

I am sure there was more than one person killed off for this, you know punishment for making her look like an idiot, because she’s a fucking cunt with too much power, and like all cunts with too much power…”off with their heads”…

I don’t see what the big deal is, she kinda looks her hottest restrained, struggling, and trying to save face, when you know inside her soul she’s fucking raging and coming for fucking blood.

I kinda wish her being stuck in her number 1 fan, was more along the lines of two dogs breeding stuck, you know her huge cock lodged in and unable to come out cuz it’s burred.

But this is still good enough…

The video was captured by my homies at Montreality and they did good.

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2013

10

Jul

Beyonce Covered in Glitter for FLAUNT of the Day

Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV…

I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..

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2013

09

Jul

Beyonce Slutting Out for the Internet of the Day

I don’t know why no one has told Beyonce that she’s too old and fat for this…whether her kid was made in a surrogate or not, her posing like a import model is fucking awkward as shit…

Oh right, because everyone in Beyonce’s camp, who has any access to her, to stop her from making a fool of herself is on payroll and the number one line item on their employment contract is to never doubt Beyonce, or question what she does, if anything, pretend she’s the most important and most amazing thing, otherwise you’re executed out back and no one will ask questions cuz she’s fucking Beyonce, the queen of the world…

I hate her, and I hate what she’s doing here, yet I’m posting it anyway, she’s gotta me sucked in.

Those thighs…damn..that’s some thickness..I guess she’s just trying to do the Rihanna.

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2013

25

Apr

Beyonce in her Bikini in Video for H&M of the Day

Last week, I posted pictures of Beyonce in a bikini for H&M because I was offended that anyone would allow Beyonce in a bikini, even though I know Beyonce runs the fucking show and if she wants to be in a bikini, despite what her team of handlers tell her, she’ll be in a bikini, it’s all part of being old and fat and bitter at the new generation who make your husband more money than you do.

You know a mom, who prior to being a mom had tree trunk legs I didn’t want to see in a bikini, being a spokesperson for a bikini line at H&M, was probably not something they did because she’s so hot bodied, but more a “it’s fucking Beyonce, imagine the press, we can do pictures and we can even do videos too, everyone will watch….”

Well here’s part two of their fucking program.


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2013

16

Apr

Beyonce’s Nipple Dress of the Day

In some cry for attention, trying to be shocking and exciting, an artist who really puts herself out there and is probably hoping people will give her the same attention they give Rihanna, because you know Rihanna is her husband’s employee, and wives always hate the younger hotter money makers in their husband’s office. Beyonce has put on a weird glitter titty shirt.

If she’s going for sex appeal, Beyonce has failed, this is more of a moms gathering in the park to protest breast feeding, you know some crazy hippie celebration of the woman form and natural feeding process….but I’m gonna assume Beyonce is too into herself to bother with breast feeding, that shit’s for the wet nurse, she’s got music to make and dances to choreograph.

No matter what this is, you know that Beyonce is into herself and this is obviously just an extension of that love.

Now I’m sure these aren’t her nipples, and that they are just costume, because Beyonce nipples are probably much more pepperoni shaped, and aiming more towards the ground, but it’s like putting prosthetic tits on a bitch who needs tgen, the illusion is there, and even if it doesn’t do much for me or for Beyonce, it still happened….

Next stop will be her glitter covered dick suit.


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2013

16

Apr

Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Whoever the people at H&M who decided to make Beyonce their bikini spokesperson are, I hate them.

I get that she’s got a whole lot of celebrity around her and that’s good for marketing shit, and I get that people are more accepting of fat chicks, and terrorize fitness and fitness events, because it is better of society to feed people shit, give them chronic illness, make them lazy, so that the powers that be can get richer and have more control….

But they could have used her in other ways, like modeling their ski suits, cuz shit, I don’t want to see Beyonce, a fat mom, who even before having a kid was thick in a bad way, in a bikini, even if she’s fucking photoshopped.

It’s the fucking worst.

This offends me.

It’s like watching the fat mom at the resort applying sunscreen. You know you hate it, but you can’t turn away.

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2013

04

Apr

Beyonce Does Vogue Pantsless of the Day

Beyonce and her whole pants off party kick drives me insane. I just don’t get what this cunt is thinking. I guess it is just a delusion or her ego saying “I’m Beyonce, and Beyonce doesn’t need pants”. Or it could be her attempt to compete with the younger pussy out there who don’t wear pants, mainly Rihanna, the pussy who makes more money for Jay Z than Beyonce, the one who gets in the way of her feeling like the queen in his world, or the object of affection in his eye, this is like some catty black girl competitiveness that Beyonce may be winning cuz the media love her, but that anyone jerking off will say is a huge fail, and to keep those costumes for Rihanna, cuz these 30+ mom tree trunk legs are fucking garbage, no matter how much they are worth. It’s just a rich bitch abusing her power in a weird pantsless way. I’m not diggin’ it.

Here are her fat thighs in a corporately sponsored dance off…fat thighs and all…cuz corporations want her star power and Beyonce loves herself…and money so it works.

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2013

21

Mar

Beyonce Tries to Sex it Up For H&M of the Day

I don’t understand what insanity was put into Beyonce’s brain after she gave birth to what may be a future drug overdose thanks to horrible parents and a lot of disposable income, but whatever it was, it’s bad.

She thinks, for some reason, that she has the body to pose half naked, and sex it up, on stage and in life, like she was Rihanna. I assume it stems from Jealousy, that comes with Rihanna giving Jay Z more than Beyonce ever will. You know, old fat hag trying to keep up with the young girls who make her husband millions a year, but far more pathetic than when you see a competitive mom in Lululemons with her daughter shopping, because she wants some of that mail attention the daughter is getting too, because it’s on a bigger, more public scale.

I mean bitch, just fucking retire and disappear. We don’t need your fat ass around these parts.

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