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Archive for the Beyonce Category

2011

27

Jun

Staring at Beyonce’s Crotch May Make You Gay of the Day

Beyonce performed at Glastonbury. The performance brought out 80,000 people and as a direct result of staring directly at her vagina in a leotard like she was Gaga/Rihanna/Britney/Katy Perry, 90 percent of those who weren’t already gay, are now gay…..True Story…

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2011

15

Jun

Beyonce Trying to be Sexy While Mocking Trailer Trash for Dazed & Confused of the Day


Edgy Hipster Fashion magazine called Dazed & Confused did a shoot with Beyonce in the trailer park. They called it “The Simple Life”, where they glammed bitch up, sexed bitch up in lingerie, and set her doing low mocking poor person middle America shit….from eating Fruit Loops, to drinking slurpies to whatever else is going on in the picture and as a poor person…I take offense to this….but only cuz I want to see an uprising that makes Beyonce look like the devil cunt I know she is…

See, I get the irony cuz it’s obvious and not that crafty and I’m not an idiot…I can always see through the parody, high concept shit fashion faggots come up with… Beyonce this fashion icon with all the money in the world..successful and rich in her own right, married to a billionaire on top of her pile of stupid money she’s got…living in 5 star hotels and designer clothes, glammed up and pampered…in a setting that so many Tornados have just recently torn up….

See, she’s too good for this kind of thing, alienating a huge percentage of her white trash trailer park fans…mocking them as they pick up the rubble of their lives…obnoxious and insensitive…tacky new money doesn’t remember where her granny the slave was brought up….behavior…

So everyone turn on Beyonce while she’s trying to turn you on….

Here’s the video to hammer that nail in your white trash heart

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2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Kills Bitches of the Day

I would hate to be the bitch famous for being being the bitch who got overly excited over some negro bitch she’s seen on TV….

It’s like the whole world is laughing at this fat white chick who was running after Beyonce in the airport in Nice, only to fall all over herself, cuz fat chicks are designed to run, all while Beyonce, looked on and laughed ot herself, cuz Beyonce is a cunt and doesn’t actually give a shit about her fans…at least that’s the vibe I get from watching her unwillingly over the years…as she ditched her band for her own personal gain…she’s just one of those self involved cunts….and this bitch is just an idiot chasing after her for a brush with celebrity…something I’ll never understand unless there’s sex tape filming/rape opportunity…in which case I’d be down cuz it makes financial fucking sense..

Either way, what a fucking clown.

Speaking of clowns, this is my second Beyonce post today…and that makes me feel real fucking stupid.

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2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Tries to Slut Out in W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what Rihanna did to this bitch’s ego, but she’s leaned up and has decided that she’s sexy…it’s like as soon as Rihanna started making Jay-Z stupid money, Beyonce put down her Popeye Chicken all you can eat whenever you want to eat it VIP Card, and shoved that corporate sponsorship aside, and focused on finding away to upstage, up sex and up sell that island whore, so that her husband goes back to jerking off on her face again, instead to that pair of Rihanna panties he stole from her dressing room that he carries around with him everywhere he goes…if you know what I mean…

Here’s the fruit of her hard work at reclaiming her man….in the form of a W magazine photoshoot sexed up…something Beyonce should never try to be….

I’m definitely not digging this…and for the oversensitive black people out there…and the NCAAP….it’s not a race thing…I just hate Beyonce…

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2011

27

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna for the Kids in Shorts of the Day

It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….


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2011

26

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna For The Kids in Shorts of the Day

It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….


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2011

25

Apr

Beyonce Showing off Some Tit of the Day

Rihanna is taking this whole competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s affection thing a little too seriously. Rihanna makes him money, she’s younger and more interesting of an act to watch. She’s from the gutter of Barbados and feels like she will forever owe him for what he has given her, while Beyonce is this diva who sold out her band to be solo, only to be labeled a talent and overhyped, giving her an ego, money and confidence she shoulda never had, not to mention a life of luxury from a young age, meaning nothing’s ever good enough for her, probably making her a huge pain in the ass, so whether she got implants she likes showing off or not, she’s still got shit on Rihanna….but she can keep trying, the insecurity is obvious and I like laughing at it when I have nothing else going on, which is pretty much ALWAYS…

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2011

20

Apr

Beyonce’s Bra Top To Compete with Rihanna of the Day

Here are some pictures of Beyonce competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s affection, without remembering that she’s Beyonce and she’s not meant to show off pretty much anything, especially not in revealing clothes….

I don’t know where her confidence has come from, maybe she’s been doing the gym…or something fat girls do when they see their husband more interested in making money off imported pussy than playing with the pussy he married….

I wonder if she’s a natural blonde….Does the carpet match the drapes….Don’t ask Jay, he’s too busy shoving his Jheri curl into hotter, younger, fresher pussy than his arranged marriage wife he’s locked himself into for business…

Who cares, this is Beyonce, why the fuck am I writing a post on her. Fuck.

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2011

14

Apr

Beyonce on Set of her Music Video of the Day

Beyonce was fat on set in tight clothes. You know trying to compete with Rihanna for her husband’s affection….You know taking on her sex appeal and showing off her body…knowing that that’s what the public wants…not knowing or realizing in her cunt celebrity bubble that she’s had one or two too many buckets of Popeye chicken…and that she should really invest her time and energy in other things….like anything…to avoid being seen in public, you know like eating contests with the fat Williams “sister” cuz I don’t really like looking at it…and let’s face it…it’s all about me…

Either way, here’s an old, fat, tired self proclaimed DIVA, trying to keep up with the market, by doin’ the Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna hustle, 40 pounds too late…

All this to say, I wonder if she’s a natural blonde…but more importantly, does her pussy match the drapes?

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2011

02

Mar

Beyonce At the Beach of the Day

The other day I asked a very important question on …..and that was…I wonder what Beyonce smells like….for some reason people acually answered me….which was weird since no one follows me except maybe a large indian family and some spam accounts…So, I am not sure what it is about Beyonce that gives all my internet friends a pretty diverse array of opinons of her scents like “moldy fried chicken” to “Jay-Z’s still birth” to “dampness”….and the whole thing was pretty racist….so here she is on the beach, showing some pushed up titty, showing some booty thickness, staying out of a bikini for our safety, and I’m pretty sure she smells like a the other members of Destiny Child who no longer exist cuz she ate them….they just hard to digest…


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2010

23

Nov

Beyonce Has Increased Sex Appeal of the Day

I can only assume Beyonce got an abortion or had a miscarriage because just a few weeks ago people were saying she was pregnant, cuz they assume her marriage to Jay Z is an actual marriage that they have sex in, when really it’s just on some strictly business level….because she is less fat than she’s been in fucking years. Maybe she’s taking the public’s advice when reporting her being pregnant as a fucking sign that it is time for her to start starving herself, maybe she’s on crystal meth, who the fuck cares, cuz she’s lookin’ good and we should take it in because normally bitch’s thighs are so thick they make me skip meals so not to end up like that, even though I am a dude and I am substantially fatter than her, but you get what I’m saying….

So I guess this Thanksgiving eve, Beyonce needs you to give thanks to Rihanna and all the attention Jay Z was giving her half naked booty shaking body, for motivating her to find her sex appeal….

Here she is proving being skinny is better than being fat leaving some event…

Here she is at another….

Here’s her banned from daytime TV cuz daytime TV isn’t smutty as hell with all the bored housewife smut they airperfume commercial if you haven’t seen it…

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2010

26

Aug

Beyonce’s Thickness in Some Crazy Tight Shorts of the Day

Anyone who defends Beyonce by saying she’s got a perfect body or that she’s not fat has to be a chick who is either fatter than Beyonce, or just a feminist who hates how men objectify women. Cuz I can tell that even when this pig is in her shorts that aren’t meant to be this tight, but that ended up this tight, like a pair of spanx, even with spanx underneath that hides her pussy definition cuz she has to squeeze her thighs into anything that fits her upper body, in some kind of ego to scared to size-up at the big and tall store cuz that would mean she’s actually fat, instead of squeezing into these XXLs that look like an unattended peice of muslim luggage ready to explode…

There is just no way dudes can look at this, take it seriously, and claim to like it….unless of course they are trying to impress a chick they are trying to fuck, in a “OMG, I know Beyonce is such a natural talent and totally beautiful” during date conversation, hoping for a night that ends in anal sex….of gay and hoping the night ends in anal sex…but never cuz they actually believe it.

I just know the real loser in all this is Jay Z. He has to deal with all the bullshit that comes with this fat cunt or at least pretend to when he’s not fucking Rihanna.

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2010

24

Aug

Beyonce’s Fat Pig Who Likes Fried Chicken Titties aren’t in a Bra of the Day

Beyonce is a pig but at least her lifetime supply of Popeye’s Chicken (
NO RACIST ) she got back when she was still in Destiny’s Child, before she had to prove to the world that she was better than them by doing some solo shit, is that the jacked up chicken, fucked with her hormones and now she’s finally got tits of her own….tit she doesn’t bother wearing a bra with…cuz they might just be implants…since her partner Kelly Rowland went that route, but she’s so thick, we’d never really know….all I do know is that Jay Z looks like he’s losing his mind now that he’s forced to hang out with the bitch, cuz he just married her for publicity….not to actually hang out with the cunt…cuz he’s Jay Z and motherfucker can get girls who aren’t useless Beyonce…

Here she is in a bikini…maybe you’ll never see pigs fly, but today you’ve just seen pigs in a bikini and you didn’t even have to go to a weird backwoods farm and visit a weird backwoods man….

These are awesome quality…but luckily Beyonce isn’t the kind of girl you’d want to see in high definition…

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2010

04

May

Beyonce Tries to Sex it Up in her New Music Video of te Day

Here’s a music video that along with teaching the kids how to smoke at drink include Beyonce’s attempt to take on Lady Gaga. From wearing lingerie and no pants, showing off tit and ass, shaking her shit, mopping in the shit, doing the dishes in the shit, and almost getting me excited in the shit, before rmemebering this is Beyonce and I fucking hate Beyonce no matter how half naked she is….or what traditional gender roles she pretends to be doing…cuz I know the closest thing this fat ass diva has done to chores the dishes is eating off the dishes while her hired immigrants are massaging her feet….

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2010

05

Apr

Beyonce Shows Off Her Ugly Legs of the Day

Jay-Z goes to be at night knowing that he is Jay-Z, one of the biggest and most successful people in rap music, but yet he still wakes up next to Beyonce, a bitch he must have married on a whim, cuz he thought she was this talented, super famous black chick who wasn’t using him for his money, before realizing he was involved with a cunt princess diva who can’t wipe her own ass, when he could have just ended up with a groupie bitch who was far hotter, far more loyal, and willing to do anything and everything he wants her too, because no only is she hooked on him, but also hooked onto the lifestyle he provides and won’t fuck that up for anything. He’d have a hell of a lot less headaches….but since I don’t trust anything in entertainment, I can only assume their relationship is strictly for PR. Hollywood is all lies…..

But what isn’t a lie, is that I hate Beyonce. She looks like a cunt and she has a cunt I am not into wanting to fuck and seeing her in her little shorts reminds me of how she’s got nothing hot about her…probably the same reason all her fans are girls or homos….

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