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Archive for the Beyonce Category

2010

26

Aug

Beyonce’s Thickness in Some Crazy Tight Shorts of the Day

Anyone who defends Beyonce by saying she’s got a perfect body or that she’s not fat has to be a chick who is either fatter than Beyonce, or just a feminist who hates how men objectify women. Cuz I can tell that even when this pig is in her shorts that aren’t meant to be this tight, but that ended up this tight, like a pair of spanx, even with spanx underneath that hides her pussy definition cuz she has to squeeze her thighs into anything that fits her upper body, in some kind of ego to scared to size-up at the big and tall store cuz that would mean she’s actually fat, instead of squeezing into these XXLs that look like an unattended peice of muslim luggage ready to explode…

There is just no way dudes can look at this, take it seriously, and claim to like it….unless of course they are trying to impress a chick they are trying to fuck, in a “OMG, I know Beyonce is such a natural talent and totally beautiful” during date conversation, hoping for a night that ends in anal sex….of gay and hoping the night ends in anal sex…but never cuz they actually believe it.

I just know the real loser in all this is Jay Z. He has to deal with all the bullshit that comes with this fat cunt or at least pretend to when he’s not fucking Rihanna.

Posted in:Beyonce

2010

24

Aug

Beyonce’s Fat Pig Who Likes Fried Chicken Titties aren’t in a Bra of the Day

Beyonce is a pig but at least her lifetime supply of Popeye’s Chicken (
NO RACIST ) she got back when she was still in Destiny’s Child, before she had to prove to the world that she was better than them by doing some solo shit, is that the jacked up chicken, fucked with her hormones and now she’s finally got tits of her own….tit she doesn’t bother wearing a bra with…cuz they might just be implants…since her partner Kelly Rowland went that route, but she’s so thick, we’d never really know….all I do know is that Jay Z looks like he’s losing his mind now that he’s forced to hang out with the bitch, cuz he just married her for publicity….not to actually hang out with the cunt…cuz he’s Jay Z and motherfucker can get girls who aren’t useless Beyonce…

Here she is in a bikini…maybe you’ll never see pigs fly, but today you’ve just seen pigs in a bikini and you didn’t even have to go to a weird backwoods farm and visit a weird backwoods man….

These are awesome quality…but luckily Beyonce isn’t the kind of girl you’d want to see in high definition…

Posted in:Beyonce

2010

04

May

Beyonce Tries to Sex it Up in her New Music Video of te Day

Here’s a music video that along with teaching the kids how to smoke at drink include Beyonce’s attempt to take on Lady Gaga. From wearing lingerie and no pants, showing off tit and ass, shaking her shit, mopping in the shit, doing the dishes in the shit, and almost getting me excited in the shit, before rmemebering this is Beyonce and I fucking hate Beyonce no matter how half naked she is….or what traditional gender roles she pretends to be doing…cuz I know the closest thing this fat ass diva has done to chores the dishes is eating off the dishes while her hired immigrants are massaging her feet….

Posted in:Beyonce|New Video|Sexed Up

2010

05

Apr

Beyonce Shows Off Her Ugly Legs of the Day

Jay-Z goes to be at night knowing that he is Jay-Z, one of the biggest and most successful people in rap music, but yet he still wakes up next to Beyonce, a bitch he must have married on a whim, cuz he thought she was this talented, super famous black chick who wasn’t using him for his money, before realizing he was involved with a cunt princess diva who can’t wipe her own ass, when he could have just ended up with a groupie bitch who was far hotter, far more loyal, and willing to do anything and everything he wants her too, because no only is she hooked on him, but also hooked onto the lifestyle he provides and won’t fuck that up for anything. He’d have a hell of a lot less headaches….but since I don’t trust anything in entertainment, I can only assume their relationship is strictly for PR. Hollywood is all lies…..

But what isn’t a lie, is that I hate Beyonce. She looks like a cunt and she has a cunt I am not into wanting to fuck and seeing her in her little shorts reminds me of how she’s got nothing hot about her…probably the same reason all her fans are girls or homos….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beyonce|Legs|Shorts

2010

11

Mar

The New Gaga and Beyonce Telephone Video of the Day

I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.

Posted in:Beyonce|Cunts|Lady Gaga|Panties|Prison|Ugly

2010

10

Feb

Beyonce Offends Brazilians of the Day

Here are some pictures of Beyonce dressed like a cliche Brazilian and I may not be Brazilian but I find it offensive. Partially because Beyonce is disgusting and here she is showing off her body, but mainly because I find it racist and as person who invests a lot of energy in fighting racism, this is taking a traditional stereotype that all Brazilians are transgendered, made up motherfuckers and mocking it….It’s like if we showed up outside Beyonce’s penthouse apartment dressed like tribal African’s dying of aids or slaves pickin’ cotton and eating watermelon for our music video…cunt thinks she can get away with murder…well someone better put her in her place….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beyonce|Brazilians|Offends

2010

09

Feb

Beyonce in Her Jammies of the Day

Beyonce was trying to be playful and cute, like that hooker I once hired who wouldn’t stop baby talking me, when all I wanted was a fucking back alley blowjob from a whore, but instead had to deal with this cutesy shit that couldn’t make me cum and her soiled panties were straight out of the Children’s section with cartoon characters on the shit, and when I asked her wear she got them, she told me from her daughter, and the whole thing was not hot, cuz I need a whore to get me off, not a bitch in a fucking comfy PJs, or flannel pants, or little girl underwear, so while Beyonce may as well be sucking her thumb in this outfit as she greets the day and the paparazzi, I’d rather see her in crotchless panties and a dildo she just used on Jay-Z in hand…but maybe you have different taste than me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beyonce|Pajamas

2010

27

Jan

Girl Fight I Can’t Jerk Off To of th Day

If you care about girl fights like I do, then you know that they can usually get fucking hot. A bitch on another bitch beating the fuck out of each other, clothes being ripped off, sometimes in a vat of Jell-O or Mud and the whole thing makes for a lot of fun, but here is a video of Pink performing her song Stupid Girl and she does the Beyonce dance because it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Beyonce is full of fucking shit, and I guess Pink getting this message out to the dumb cunts who listen to pop music is a good service, but I think she should just stick to humps the stage like she does at the end of the video, it’s a little more interesting than her bullshit message she’s trying to get across, and I fucking hope none of you actually care about this, because that would concern me.

Posted in:Beyonce|Dis|Pink

2009

27

Nov

Beyonce – I am Yours Thanksgiving Special of the Day

Thanksgiving is over….and I had no idea that Beyonce produced a 40 minute special about herself, but it makes sense, since she’s a self absorbed cunt with a huge fucking go, who thinks that public care about her bullshit enough to watch her bullshit, so she produced some shit about herself and ABC aired the shit and the whole thing is a fucking joke and would have really only been worth giving thanks too,if she contracted some debilitating disease that left her bed ridden and too weak to speak, but that didn’t happen, instead she polluted us with this smut. I hate her but I guess it is kind of funny of her to release something on thanksgiving that embodies pretty much everything wrong in the world and everything people weren’t giving thanks for yesterday.

Posted in:Beyonce|Ego

2009

17

Nov

Beyonce and Lady Gaga Video of the Day

This is a music video set that I wish a horrible accident happened to. Something like a terrorist attack, like maybe a motherfucker in a bus full of explosives driving into the building they were in, or maybe even just a fire from some bum wiriing that blocked off the door and the fire escape was faulty or some shit because Lady Gaga and Beyonce are pretty much my least favorite twats in the music industry. They are both inflated egos on ugly chicks and seeing them working together for Beyonce’s album just proves how bullshit the music industry is and how it is all a scam on us to make fucking money.

They are both in pantsless outfits, so if you’re one of the weirdos who like these idiots or who finds them hot, you’ll like this, and for the rest of you, if you find ugly girls dancing around with no pants on pretending to sing shitty songs like they were real popstars, even though they are real popstars, thanks to some glitch in our society, you’ll like this too…

Posted in:Beyonce|Lady Gaga

2009

29

Sep

Beyonce Humps the Air in Singapore for F1 of the Day

Singapore, the cleanest city in the world where you get arrested for spitting gum on the street, brought some American trash to perform for their F1 weekend, like Lohan and Ronson, Nicole Scherzinger and Beyonce. I try not to follow Beyonce’s career because I think she’s won the lottery already and refuse to contribute to that shit, fat chicks shouldn’t get this much love it is against natures way, but I do like the vantage point this person shot the video, and the fact that Beyonce humps the air in the midst of her fucking cheesy performance people seem to fucking love…

Here she is doing Single Ladies….

Lohan Bottom Feeding for Publicity for F1 Shooting some Promo videos…

Posted in:Beyonce|Hump

2009

01

Sep

Beyonce Performing With No Pants on in the Ukraine of the Day

Here’s a video of Beyonce performing some shitty song in the Ukraine with no pants on, which I figured was appropriate because Ukranian people have been known to love not wearing pants, especially back in the human trafficking era of communism. I don’t know anything about the Ukraine so I pulled that one out of the catalog, so if it sucked, I am sure it didn’t suck as much as life does for Jay-z, everytime Beyonce makes him come home from his real money makin’ girlfriend to play house and feed her ego by listening to her talk about when she wins that Academy award, despite Beyonce getting fed on any level being a bad idea,

Here are some pics of Beyonce and Jay Z at some pool party clothed…thank god…..

And here is Rihanna’s 10 Million Dollar Mansion Jay-Z pretty much bought her in Hollywood….Just to remind Beyonce where his priorities are…

Posted in:Beyonce|No Pants|Performing

2009

19

Aug

Beyonce And Her Fat Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

I hate Beyonce and I am glad that Jay-Z cheats on her all the time, at least that’s what I assume he would do, because any man locked into some kind of bullshit relationship with a high maintenance twat who seemingly only cares and talks about herself while plotting evil Voodoo shit in her desinger bed sheets against those people who beat her in Award shows, like Jennifer Hudson, but here she is showing off her lazy ass that she tries to make hot while jogging on the treadmill rehearsing her Oscar speech to stay inspired in her work or some shit, and I’ll let you admire her because I can’t, partially because I find her vile, but also because she does enough admiring of herself that she doesn’t need any from us….

Here are some more pictures of Jay Z pretending to be happily married to this cunt….

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Bikini

2009

20

Jul

Beyonce Makes Her Homo Fan Say Her Name Twice of the Day

So Beyonce makes a gay fan at her concert say her name twice before throwing him a dirty towel at him pretty much giving the motherfucker an orgasm, which was a nice change from what he got last time he had an orgasm, which was AIDS, you know it is the gay disease.

I just don’t think I have ever liked anyone enough to want to touch their sweaty towel, or rags or really anything used on thier body, especially when it comes from Beyonce. The whole thing grosses me out and is not hygienic at all, and despite being a filthy motherfucker I don’t want to deal with other people’s filth, unless it involves me eating used tampons, but that’s just a fetish really…

Posted in:Beyonce|Say My Name

2009

09

Jul

Beyonce’s Sweet Dream’s Video of the Day

Going to bed drunk at 7 am has its benefits, like sleeping until noon while all you other assholes are at the office slaving away to make your mortgage and car payments, or even to pay for your unappreciative kid’s summer camp all his friends are going to, if you’re the kind of guy dumb enough to knock up the only person willing to fuck you so that you will never be alone.

Watching Beyonce videos has its benefits when waking up at noon after going to bed at 7 am drunk and that’s to ensure I lose my erection and get myself on track. I know she is trying to be sexy, but they should use this shit to cure sex offenders instead of castration, because no matter what she does, there’s nothing hot about her, but we should give her some love for trying to crump despite her obvious lack of physical fitness. Just this morning on my way home I saw at least 10 fat people working out and thought, shit, that’s some persistence.

Watch it.

Posted in:Beyonce|Sweet Dreams Video