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2012

07

Feb

Beyonce’s Post Pregnancy Body Debut of the Day

Here’s some Big News…..and I’m not just saying that cuz it is black history month…and I am not just saying it cuz Beyonce’s all fat and big milk filled titty…I am saying it cuz the media is posting these pics of Beyonce’s big body debut post birthing…and I say who fucking cares….

I just don’t get celebrity gossip….do people email this around like she’s an old friend….you know do they talk about it at the office around the water cooler because they have no life, friend, interests, depth, personality…

I mean haven’t we given her enough fucking love, we made her rich by listening to her music, buying her music, and going to her concerts….despite her Delusions that she’s actually the one giving us the gift of her voice by making us pay for her shit….

What I’m trying to say is fuck this noise….and by noise I mean the cracking of the ground beneath her fat fucking feet. I hate this bitch. She’s the devil.


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2011

17

Oct

Pregnant Beyonce Showing Off Tit of the Day

I love the bullshit scandal about Beyonce faking her pregnancy….I don’t know why, maybe it is cuz it is such a ridiculous thing to do…even though I have my theories about Jay Z and her being business partners and not actually fuck partners….cuz Jay Z owns the right to Rihanna and according to Esquire she’s the sexiest bitch of 2011…so why would he bother with some fat has been trying to hold on….see I figure Beyonce just wants to maintain a relationship with her fried chicken, you know rekindle it like back when they sponsored her tour and she had an all access pass to their deep fried goodness, while getting press that she’s a mom, only to adopt a kid in 9 months and pretend it is hers….

The whole thing may be confusing, but I’m sure it is fact..but then again I’m a pretty paranoid person and I believe nothing…especially when the baby bump folds in half….and Beyonce’s the kind of girl who only fucks herself in front of the mirror while laying on a pile of diamonds…who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

Here she is busting out.

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2011

07

Oct

Beyonce’s Baby Bumb Panty Erotica in the Countless Video of the Day

Beyonce tried to sex up or maybe play up her pregnant ass….in her new video for a song called Countdown, cuz that’s just the kind of kind she is, you know so in love with herself that the idea of having a kid of her own, is just too much for the bitch to deal with and grasp because she thinks it’s such a glorious thing for the world to have her spawn, so she celebrates the shit by showing off her panties, her bra, her tight outfits with some slutty dance for guys who like prenant bitches to jerk off to, and the nice thing is that her pregnancy is a great excuse gor her fatness….finally she can put that Popeyes stigma to rest….Racist.


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2011

27

Jun

Staring at Beyonce’s Crotch May Make You Gay of the Day

Beyonce performed at Glastonbury. The performance brought out 80,000 people and as a direct result of staring directly at her vagina in a leotard like she was Gaga/Rihanna/Britney/Katy Perry, 90 percent of those who weren’t already gay, are now gay…..True Story…

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2011

15

Jun

Beyonce Trying to be Sexy While Mocking Trailer Trash for Dazed & Confused of the Day


Edgy Hipster Fashion magazine called Dazed & Confused did a shoot with Beyonce in the trailer park. They called it “The Simple Life”, where they glammed bitch up, sexed bitch up in lingerie, and set her doing low mocking poor person middle America shit….from eating Fruit Loops, to drinking slurpies to whatever else is going on in the picture and as a poor person…I take offense to this….but only cuz I want to see an uprising that makes Beyonce look like the devil cunt I know she is…

See, I get the irony cuz it’s obvious and not that crafty and I’m not an idiot…I can always see through the parody, high concept shit fashion faggots come up with… Beyonce this fashion icon with all the money in the world..successful and rich in her own right, married to a billionaire on top of her pile of stupid money she’s got…living in 5 star hotels and designer clothes, glammed up and pampered…in a setting that so many Tornados have just recently torn up….

See, she’s too good for this kind of thing, alienating a huge percentage of her white trash trailer park fans…mocking them as they pick up the rubble of their lives…obnoxious and insensitive…tacky new money doesn’t remember where her granny the slave was brought up….behavior…

So everyone turn on Beyonce while she’s trying to turn you on….

Here’s the video to hammer that nail in your white trash heart

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2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Kills Bitches of the Day

I would hate to be the bitch famous for being being the bitch who got overly excited over some negro bitch she’s seen on TV….

It’s like the whole world is laughing at this fat white chick who was running after Beyonce in the airport in Nice, only to fall all over herself, cuz fat chicks are designed to run, all while Beyonce, looked on and laughed ot herself, cuz Beyonce is a cunt and doesn’t actually give a shit about her fans…at least that’s the vibe I get from watching her unwillingly over the years…as she ditched her band for her own personal gain…she’s just one of those self involved cunts….and this bitch is just an idiot chasing after her for a brush with celebrity…something I’ll never understand unless there’s sex tape filming/rape opportunity…in which case I’d be down cuz it makes financial fucking sense..

Either way, what a fucking clown.

Speaking of clowns, this is my second Beyonce post today…and that makes me feel real fucking stupid.

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2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Tries to Slut Out in W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what Rihanna did to this bitch’s ego, but she’s leaned up and has decided that she’s sexy…it’s like as soon as Rihanna started making Jay-Z stupid money, Beyonce put down her Popeye Chicken all you can eat whenever you want to eat it VIP Card, and shoved that corporate sponsorship aside, and focused on finding away to upstage, up sex and up sell that island whore, so that her husband goes back to jerking off on her face again, instead to that pair of Rihanna panties he stole from her dressing room that he carries around with him everywhere he goes…if you know what I mean…

Here’s the fruit of her hard work at reclaiming her man….in the form of a W magazine photoshoot sexed up…something Beyonce should never try to be….

I’m definitely not digging this…and for the oversensitive black people out there…and the NCAAP….it’s not a race thing…I just hate Beyonce…

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2011

27

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna for the Kids in Shorts of the Day

It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….


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2011

26

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna For The Kids in Shorts of the Day

It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….


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