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2014

16

Dec

Britney Spears Lies to Us on Women’s Health of the Day

I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that this is a photoshopped picture of Britney Spears.

She doens’t look like this…but they kept her 1990s hooker tats visible to make it seem believable, and she has been medicated, working out everyday, and probably fed by a personal chef and dietician…the girl is rich as fuck…and if she needs to be fit…she can get fit…all of us can…but not all of us care to be on the cover of Women’s Health showing our “if you get knocked up at 24 by some gold digging white trash hick, in an era you’re completely out of control and on drugs, you can spend the next 8 years in conservatorship by you dad and team of handlers, where they control every thing so that you keep making the company money, which includes not being fat, espcially not in the media”…kind of way…

All this to say, I want to be on the cover of Women’s Health…

The fact people care about this nonsense is so ridiculous

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2014

29

Oct

Britney Spears Tits for Instagram Declare Britney Day of the Day

An invitation to all the Britneys around the world! ????

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Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right?

Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in….

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2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes.

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2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes. I’m pathetic. But you probably already knew that!

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2014

02

Oct

Britney Spears in Hard Nipples in Shorts of the Day

The world probably doesn’t need a picture of 35 year old Britney Spears, mom of 2, walking around in a tight shirt with hard nipples, that for some reason don’t aim to the ground like they once did when she was young and they were meant to be perky…you know looking more fit that she has in a while…rocking’ some shorts and strong legs…

But I do….but not really, I don’t care about Britney, the only thing I like about her is how she’s still scamming the world into loving her, based on 3% talent 97% marketing. I like that she is owned and managed by her puppet master handlers and has no real brain of her own…she’s like a dancing monkey and that’s hot in women…I like her breakdown when she shaved her head…but most importantly, I like that she represents hope to loser dudes with baby mommas everywhere, that they may land a popstat to marry and manipulate and live off of for the rest of time too..

We call it K-Fedding…that’s male gold digging…and it works.

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2014

10

Sep

Britney Spears Lingerie Show of the Day

Britney Spears launched a lingerie line, but saying she launched a lingerie line would be pretty insulting to anyone out there who has every put together anything and launched it, because it required work, pulling miracles, sleepless nights, etc…

This is more along the lines of her handlers saying “Jessica Simpson has a Billion Dollar a Year Clothing company, that requires little work, let’s leverage your name and sell shitty sweatshop produced lingerie to all your white trash fans…all you have to do is show up at the launch party and pretend you’re involved by posting pics of you in the shit…

I just find it unfortunate that now, in her 30s, as a mom of 2, her self produced lingerie pics to sell her lingerie is happening, when this should have been something she did back when she was 20….but like all girls, at least all girls I know, they loosen up by 30, but the problem is that so does their vagina, and bodies and really everything else about them…

But here’s Britney bitch at the New York Public Library, peddling her underwear, that I wish was just dirty panties on her ebay account, because I’d sniff them, and it’s nice to see the way Britney supports Libraries..through renting them out for events for panties…

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2014

08

Sep

Britney Spears Riding Scooters of the Day

There’s something very freeing and nice about watching this Britney Spears showing off her mental capacity off to the world…you know half retarded thanks to years of medication used to tame her in order to make her family and associates more money than God…just riding her scooter around the street like the handicapped kid you probably tried to have sex with at least once because you know they would never tell on you, that you were doing them a favor, and that they couldn’t run away from you because you took them out of their wheelchair…

It’s like seeing handicapped kids in the park, filled with extreme joy hitting two rocks together…only the washed up popstar version..

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2014

12

Aug

Britney Spears Mom Tits in Public of the Day

I don’t really think a slimmer, more controlled Britney Spears thanks to her handlers realizing that she’s their meal ticket and they can’t let her venture off on her own, because she will try to escape the prison that is her life…is all that interesting….

Even if the Not quite a girl, not yet a woman, who is clearly all woman, in her Thirties and a mom of at least two…a good Christian woman…at least that’s what she wants that portion of her fan base to think – since they are the only ones still buying albums for their trailer park home….

I just like that her pretty big tits are busting out of…fancy Walmart looking crop top you’d expect to see on some stripper in south at church apparel…because I guess in a lot of ways that’s what this robot, shell of a woman kind of is…you know since her performances include her half naked, dancing around sexy, and not singing…

It’s a small sacrifice she makes to give everyone around her a nice affluent life..reminding me to exploit your kids..

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2014

07

Aug

Britney Spears in Panties for Instagram of the Day

Britney Spears posted this picture of a picture of her in panties to showcase all the hard work she’s put into hiking after the public made fun of her for gaining 30 pounds in Vegas despite having a show….

Her handlers got on that as fast as they could and with owning her they decided it was time for her to shape up and since she doesn’t have a mind of her own…that’s exactly what she did…or at lest wants you to think she did…since I don’t ever trust any pictures…we get it…angles and photoshop…she’s a pro at making herself look better than her self..

But I’ll still look at panties..In fact..I’ll also sniff them

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2014

25

Jul

Britney Spears in a Tight Shirt Getting Fat Ass Lasered of the Day

Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart…

I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her…

I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks…

All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy.

Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck…

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2014

23

Jul

Britney Spears Lingerie Collection of the Day

Britney Spears posted a picture of her in lingerie. Nice a soft focused so you can’t really see all the reasons you don’t want to see Britney Spears in lingerie…because she’s apparently launching a lingerie line. Her handlers figure it’s another revenue stream so why the fuck not…well maybe because there’s nothing Sexy about Britney and the lingerie you’d expect her to wear is cheese slices and canned beans or whatever else ghetto welfare addicts wear to be sexy when having a manic episode in the trailer park – ending up pregnant but unsure with what dad – since you let them all cum in you…only far richer and more famous…

This isn’t very hot…it’s lies people lies…

She is not behind this brand, an existing lingerie company is licensing her name and giving her 25% of revenue…it’s a scam…lingerie isn’t her passion…dirty underwear from not showering for a week is….

But here’s the preview pic anyway…

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2014

22

Jul

Britney Spears and Her Rockin’ Tan and Nipples of the Day

People were making fun of Britney Spears because she gained 50 pounds in Vegas. Those all you can eat buffets that are open 24 hours a day are deadly to a bi-polar bitch who has been caged all her life and the only freedom she has is stuffing her face…until the team behind her, or that she technically is owned and controlled by, get wind that it’s bad for her image, and then they make her hike it off, hired paparazzi in toe and able ice to make her nipples hard…you know to give the blogs something to talk about…even though hard nipples on a mom of 2 are less exciting than hard nipples on a 20 year old starlet with a bright future ahead of her…you know these are defeated tits…but they have a great tan….

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2014

09

Jul

Britney Spears Without Autotune of the Day

There is nothing like a little unedited Britney Spears vocal track over her song “Alien”…that she went into record, because she’s not Milli Vanilli people, she does her own vocal track, just not very well..

I can’t imagine the world being shocked that she can’t sing, I mean she hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise in her 150 million records sold….all she’s ever proved is that the music industry is a scam, that anyone can be altered to sound good, and that it’s all marketing the puppet they use to deliver it…

I mean, I Britney isn’t even her own person, she is corporately owned – money making machine…I just find the whole thing sad, because you know she didn’t say “I can sing”…but rather her stage mom beat her into singing because look what she became…a soulless shell of a human…

But her bank account is as fat as her belly due to emotional eating…

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2014

26

Jun

Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened.

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2014

08

Apr

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I can stare at the Britney Spears panty flash pic for hours, like a kid who just got his hands on a new video game, or teen boy in the 80s who just found his dad’s playboy, you know a whole getting lost in the wonderment of the whole thing…the fantasy and the unanswered questions…the curiosities of whatever adventure lies ahead of us…like the stains, the rashes, the confusing doors…the skin folds…the unshowered toilet paper remnants…

It feels like it was a long time ago, when Britney Spears panty flashes would have been something you masturbated…because it was a long time ago..now she’s some mom in her 30s who is controlled by her parents like a crazy person because she makes them money and is their puppet that makes them money…makes sense to me…exploit the youth…that is no longer youth cuz it buys purdy things…

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