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2014

23

Jul

Britney Spears Lingerie Collection of the Day

Britney Spears posted a picture of her in lingerie. Nice a soft focused so you can’t really see all the reasons you don’t want to see Britney Spears in lingerie…because she’s apparently launching a lingerie line. Her handlers figure it’s another revenue stream so why the fuck not…well maybe because there’s nothing Sexy about Britney and the lingerie you’d expect her to wear is cheese slices and canned beans or whatever else ghetto welfare addicts wear to be sexy when having a manic episode in the trailer park – ending up pregnant but unsure with what dad – since you let them all cum in you…only far richer and more famous…

This isn’t very hot…it’s lies people lies…

She is not behind this brand, an existing lingerie company is licensing her name and giving her 25% of revenue…it’s a scam…lingerie isn’t her passion…dirty underwear from not showering for a week is….

But here’s the preview pic anyway…

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2014

22

Jul

Britney Spears and Her Rockin’ Tan and Nipples of the Day

People were making fun of Britney Spears because she gained 50 pounds in Vegas. Those all you can eat buffets that are open 24 hours a day are deadly to a bi-polar bitch who has been caged all her life and the only freedom she has is stuffing her face…until the team behind her, or that she technically is owned and controlled by, get wind that it’s bad for her image, and then they make her hike it off, hired paparazzi in toe and able ice to make her nipples hard…you know to give the blogs something to talk about…even though hard nipples on a mom of 2 are less exciting than hard nipples on a 20 year old starlet with a bright future ahead of her…you know these are defeated tits…but they have a great tan….

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2014

09

Jul

Britney Spears Without Autotune of the Day

There is nothing like a little unedited Britney Spears vocal track over her song “Alien”…that she went into record, because she’s not Milli Vanilli people, she does her own vocal track, just not very well..

I can’t imagine the world being shocked that she can’t sing, I mean she hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise in her 150 million records sold….all she’s ever proved is that the music industry is a scam, that anyone can be altered to sound good, and that it’s all marketing the puppet they use to deliver it…

I mean, I Britney isn’t even her own person, she is corporately owned – money making machine…I just find the whole thing sad, because you know she didn’t say “I can sing”…but rather her stage mom beat her into singing because look what she became…a soulless shell of a human…

But her bank account is as fat as her belly due to emotional eating…

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2014

26

Jun

Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened.

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2014

08

Apr

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I can stare at the Britney Spears panty flash pic for hours, like a kid who just got his hands on a new video game, or teen boy in the 80s who just found his dad’s playboy, you know a whole getting lost in the wonderment of the whole thing…the fantasy and the unanswered questions…the curiosities of whatever adventure lies ahead of us…like the stains, the rashes, the confusing doors…the skin folds…the unshowered toilet paper remnants…

It feels like it was a long time ago, when Britney Spears panty flashes would have been something you masturbated…because it was a long time ago..now she’s some mom in her 30s who is controlled by her parents like a crazy person because she makes them money and is their puppet that makes them money…makes sense to me…exploit the youth…that is no longer youth cuz it buys purdy things…

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2014

28

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for Facebook of the Day

Britney Spears decided to suck her gut in for a bikini selfie for her fans, because either she forgets she’s a mom of 2, or that she’s past her sex appeal prime, or that she doesn’t need to cry for attention anymore, unless it’s a subliminal cry for help, as she is a prisoner in her own life thanks to the people around her who exploit her for all the money she makes them…

It’s probably a pretty sad story, but she’s Britney Spears, it’s hard to feel sorry for her…but it’s not that hard to want to K-Fed her since you know she’s probably an easy, broken down target…it’s happened before…

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2014

26

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day


Britney Spears was far more interesting when she was financing her gold digging back-up dancer by having his babies…then losing her white trash shit when all that trailer park shit didn’t work out for her…leading to vagina flashing, shaving her head and all kinds of other insanity…before getting on the right medication, and handled properly by her handlers, keeping her quiet and focused on making them all rich…

So seeing here fat mom ass in a bikini is a memory of what was….a Britney Spears I enjoyed…who is now just a fat mom ass in a bikini…that I can’t really appreciate, but you probably can since you probably still her off to her first video…1997 was your year…and you can’t seem to let it go…

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2014

27

Jan

Britney Spears Mom Tits in a Sweater of the Day


Britney Spears had sloppy tits in her 20s, before the kids, when she was rumoured to have implants, which maybe she admitted to having, but that she should have probably asked for a refund on, since implants aren’t supposed to look like mom tits at 20, but that was a decade ago and she’s an actual mom now, with actual tits, that I can assume aren’t in a bra, because they remind me of some tribal african National Geographic spread, but more white trash and scary…

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2014

10

Jan

Britney Spears Proving the Power of Spandex of the Day

I guess Britney Spears is proving that Spandex is some space age fabric technology designed to do miracles, like every fat chick in Yoga pants who has their booty that is normally fat, sloppy and disgusting, turn all round and awesome…and from reason, I am not offended by this, even if Britney died to me before the K-Fed years and babies happened….Maybe I like big round asses in spandex…or maybe I like broken down, mental disorder moms who can generate millions in revenue when they are well past their prime…who knows.

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