Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right?
Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in….
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