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2014

16

Dec

Britney Spears Lies to Us on Women’s Health of the Day

I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that this is a photoshopped picture of Britney Spears.

She doens’t look like this…but they kept her 1990s hooker tats visible to make it seem believable, and she has been medicated, working out everyday, and probably fed by a personal chef and dietician…the girl is rich as fuck…and if she needs to be fit…she can get fit…all of us can…but not all of us care to be on the cover of Women’s Health showing our “if you get knocked up at 24 by some gold digging white trash hick, in an era you’re completely out of control and on drugs, you can spend the next 8 years in conservatorship by you dad and team of handlers, where they control every thing so that you keep making the company money, which includes not being fat, espcially not in the media”…kind of way…

All this to say, I want to be on the cover of Women’s Health…

The fact people care about this nonsense is so ridiculous

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2014

29

Oct

Britney Spears Tits for Instagram Declare Britney Day of the Day

An invitation to all the Britneys around the world! ????

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Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right?

Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in….

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2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes.

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2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes. I’m pathetic. But you probably already knew that!

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2014

02

Oct

Britney Spears in Hard Nipples in Shorts of the Day

The world probably doesn’t need a picture of 35 year old Britney Spears, mom of 2, walking around in a tight shirt with hard nipples, that for some reason don’t aim to the ground like they once did when she was young and they were meant to be perky…you know looking more fit that she has in a while…rocking’ some shorts and strong legs…

But I do….but not really, I don’t care about Britney, the only thing I like about her is how she’s still scamming the world into loving her, based on 3% talent 97% marketing. I like that she is owned and managed by her puppet master handlers and has no real brain of her own…she’s like a dancing monkey and that’s hot in women…I like her breakdown when she shaved her head…but most importantly, I like that she represents hope to loser dudes with baby mommas everywhere, that they may land a popstat to marry and manipulate and live off of for the rest of time too..

We call it K-Fedding…that’s male gold digging…and it works.

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2014

10

Sep

Britney Spears Lingerie Show of the Day

Britney Spears launched a lingerie line, but saying she launched a lingerie line would be pretty insulting to anyone out there who has every put together anything and launched it, because it required work, pulling miracles, sleepless nights, etc…

This is more along the lines of her handlers saying “Jessica Simpson has a Billion Dollar a Year Clothing company, that requires little work, let’s leverage your name and sell shitty sweatshop produced lingerie to all your white trash fans…all you have to do is show up at the launch party and pretend you’re involved by posting pics of you in the shit…

I just find it unfortunate that now, in her 30s, as a mom of 2, her self produced lingerie pics to sell her lingerie is happening, when this should have been something she did back when she was 20….but like all girls, at least all girls I know, they loosen up by 30, but the problem is that so does their vagina, and bodies and really everything else about them…

But here’s Britney bitch at the New York Public Library, peddling her underwear, that I wish was just dirty panties on her ebay account, because I’d sniff them, and it’s nice to see the way Britney supports Libraries..through renting them out for events for panties…

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2014

08

Sep

Britney Spears Riding Scooters of the Day

There’s something very freeing and nice about watching this Britney Spears showing off her mental capacity off to the world…you know half retarded thanks to years of medication used to tame her in order to make her family and associates more money than God…just riding her scooter around the street like the handicapped kid you probably tried to have sex with at least once because you know they would never tell on you, that you were doing them a favor, and that they couldn’t run away from you because you took them out of their wheelchair…

It’s like seeing handicapped kids in the park, filled with extreme joy hitting two rocks together…only the washed up popstar version..

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2014

12

Aug

Britney Spears Mom Tits in Public of the Day

I don’t really think a slimmer, more controlled Britney Spears thanks to her handlers realizing that she’s their meal ticket and they can’t let her venture off on her own, because she will try to escape the prison that is her life…is all that interesting….

Even if the Not quite a girl, not yet a woman, who is clearly all woman, in her Thirties and a mom of at least two…a good Christian woman…at least that’s what she wants that portion of her fan base to think – since they are the only ones still buying albums for their trailer park home….

I just like that her pretty big tits are busting out of…fancy Walmart looking crop top you’d expect to see on some stripper in south at church apparel…because I guess in a lot of ways that’s what this robot, shell of a woman kind of is…you know since her performances include her half naked, dancing around sexy, and not singing…

It’s a small sacrifice she makes to give everyone around her a nice affluent life..reminding me to exploit your kids..

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2014

07

Aug

Britney Spears in Panties for Instagram of the Day

Britney Spears posted this picture of a picture of her in panties to showcase all the hard work she’s put into hiking after the public made fun of her for gaining 30 pounds in Vegas despite having a show….

Her handlers got on that as fast as they could and with owning her they decided it was time for her to shape up and since she doesn’t have a mind of her own…that’s exactly what she did…or at lest wants you to think she did…since I don’t ever trust any pictures…we get it…angles and photoshop…she’s a pro at making herself look better than her self..

But I’ll still look at panties..In fact..I’ll also sniff them

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