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2014

10

Sep

Britney Spears Lingerie Show of the Day

Britney Spears launched a lingerie line, but saying she launched a lingerie line would be pretty insulting to anyone out there who has every put together anything and launched it, because it required work, pulling miracles, sleepless nights, etc…

This is more along the lines of her handlers saying “Jessica Simpson has a Billion Dollar a Year Clothing company, that requires little work, let’s leverage your name and sell shitty sweatshop produced lingerie to all your white trash fans…all you have to do is show up at the launch party and pretend you’re involved by posting pics of you in the shit…

I just find it unfortunate that now, in her 30s, as a mom of 2, her self produced lingerie pics to sell her lingerie is happening, when this should have been something she did back when she was 20….but like all girls, at least all girls I know, they loosen up by 30, but the problem is that so does their vagina, and bodies and really everything else about them…

But here’s Britney bitch at the New York Public Library, peddling her underwear, that I wish was just dirty panties on her ebay account, because I’d sniff them, and it’s nice to see the way Britney supports Libraries..through renting them out for events for panties…

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2014

08

Sep

Britney Spears Riding Scooters of the Day

There’s something very freeing and nice about watching this Britney Spears showing off her mental capacity off to the world…you know half retarded thanks to years of medication used to tame her in order to make her family and associates more money than God…just riding her scooter around the street like the handicapped kid you probably tried to have sex with at least once because you know they would never tell on you, that you were doing them a favor, and that they couldn’t run away from you because you took them out of their wheelchair…

It’s like seeing handicapped kids in the park, filled with extreme joy hitting two rocks together…only the washed up popstar version..

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2014

12

Aug

Britney Spears Mom Tits in Public of the Day

I don’t really think a slimmer, more controlled Britney Spears thanks to her handlers realizing that she’s their meal ticket and they can’t let her venture off on her own, because she will try to escape the prison that is her life…is all that interesting….

Even if the Not quite a girl, not yet a woman, who is clearly all woman, in her Thirties and a mom of at least two…a good Christian woman…at least that’s what she wants that portion of her fan base to think – since they are the only ones still buying albums for their trailer park home….

I just like that her pretty big tits are busting out of…fancy Walmart looking crop top you’d expect to see on some stripper in south at church apparel…because I guess in a lot of ways that’s what this robot, shell of a woman kind of is…you know since her performances include her half naked, dancing around sexy, and not singing…

It’s a small sacrifice she makes to give everyone around her a nice affluent life..reminding me to exploit your kids..

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2014

07

Aug

Britney Spears in Panties for Instagram of the Day

Britney Spears posted this picture of a picture of her in panties to showcase all the hard work she’s put into hiking after the public made fun of her for gaining 30 pounds in Vegas despite having a show….

Her handlers got on that as fast as they could and with owning her they decided it was time for her to shape up and since she doesn’t have a mind of her own…that’s exactly what she did…or at lest wants you to think she did…since I don’t ever trust any pictures…we get it…angles and photoshop…she’s a pro at making herself look better than her self..

But I’ll still look at panties..In fact..I’ll also sniff them

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2014

25

Jul

Britney Spears in a Tight Shirt Getting Fat Ass Lasered of the Day

Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart…

I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her…

I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks…

All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy.

Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck…

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2014

23

Jul

Britney Spears Lingerie Collection of the Day

Britney Spears posted a picture of her in lingerie. Nice a soft focused so you can’t really see all the reasons you don’t want to see Britney Spears in lingerie…because she’s apparently launching a lingerie line. Her handlers figure it’s another revenue stream so why the fuck not…well maybe because there’s nothing Sexy about Britney and the lingerie you’d expect her to wear is cheese slices and canned beans or whatever else ghetto welfare addicts wear to be sexy when having a manic episode in the trailer park – ending up pregnant but unsure with what dad – since you let them all cum in you…only far richer and more famous…

This isn’t very hot…it’s lies people lies…

She is not behind this brand, an existing lingerie company is licensing her name and giving her 25% of revenue…it’s a scam…lingerie isn’t her passion…dirty underwear from not showering for a week is….

But here’s the preview pic anyway…

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2014

22

Jul

Britney Spears and Her Rockin’ Tan and Nipples of the Day

People were making fun of Britney Spears because she gained 50 pounds in Vegas. Those all you can eat buffets that are open 24 hours a day are deadly to a bi-polar bitch who has been caged all her life and the only freedom she has is stuffing her face…until the team behind her, or that she technically is owned and controlled by, get wind that it’s bad for her image, and then they make her hike it off, hired paparazzi in toe and able ice to make her nipples hard…you know to give the blogs something to talk about…even though hard nipples on a mom of 2 are less exciting than hard nipples on a 20 year old starlet with a bright future ahead of her…you know these are defeated tits…but they have a great tan….

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2014

09

Jul

Britney Spears Without Autotune of the Day

There is nothing like a little unedited Britney Spears vocal track over her song “Alien”…that she went into record, because she’s not Milli Vanilli people, she does her own vocal track, just not very well..

I can’t imagine the world being shocked that she can’t sing, I mean she hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise in her 150 million records sold….all she’s ever proved is that the music industry is a scam, that anyone can be altered to sound good, and that it’s all marketing the puppet they use to deliver it…

I mean, I Britney isn’t even her own person, she is corporately owned – money making machine…I just find the whole thing sad, because you know she didn’t say “I can sing”…but rather her stage mom beat her into singing because look what she became…a soulless shell of a human…

But her bank account is as fat as her belly due to emotional eating…

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2014

26

Jun

Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened.

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