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2019

30

May

Britney Spears Slutty of the Day

Britney Spears trying to prove she is in control of her own life..through slutty instagram content that I am going to assume was shot months ago as filler content for when they have her locked in a cage in a padded room – decompressing or being brain washed and hyped into doing another world tour or Vegas residency for her family to take all the money from….

She’s a white trash, sold by her parents to the farmer down the street when she was 14, only the farmer down the street happened to be the entertainment industry….

She’s been publicly abducted in plain site for the last decade or so – thanks to the K-Fed head shaving experience, so bitch can’t make any decisions on her own…everything runs through her dad…and the public just stood by and watched and danced along to Hit Me Baby One More Time….despite the cries for help…

But now she’s back, or pretending to be back with slutty content and since she’s still fucking hot, I have a thing for the imprisoned types….it just makes her that much better.

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Britney Spears Bikini

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2019

28

May

Britney Spears Got Them Titties On of the Day

Britney Spears Got Them Titties On 2

Britney Spears may not have her freedom….and she may have been publicly imprisoned by her family, when they took legal ownership of her, making it impossible for her to do anything for herself, including but not limited to wiping her own ass….as she was put to work, like some kind of slave in a human trafficking ring, sold by her family to the public, through tours and shows, doing the Hit me Baby One More Time, 25 years after it first came out, to really squeeze every penny out of it…..while all the Britney fans stood by and watched….like the passive idiots we are…why get involved, bitch still sings and dances like the monkey she is….and she’s better off than when she was shaving her damn head while getting knocked up by K-Fed mooching off her in ways the family didn’t like cuz it was biting into their mooching profits….

BUT Britney Spears does have some titties!

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2019

21

May

Britney Spears Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

Britney Spears is still alive….her family hasn’t killed her yet, but they have killed her soul as they’ve held her captive all these years….medicated and confused…trying to keep her alive and going as long as humanly possible so that they gravy train keeps dripping down their inner thigh…paying out the way it should…abducted in plain site or some shit…that is finally now being questioned by the Social Justice Warriors of the internet who didn’t bother noticing that she was abducted all these years cuz they were too busy taking selfies or accusing some dude of rape or whatever the trending issue of the time was…

I am a big fan of Britney, and I am no convinced she posted this, it’s some archive footage I’m sure….

She’s too busy locked in a cage being conditioned and groomed to perform again for the the sake of the family man….not for the sake of Britney….poor rich as fuck thing in her 40s still treated like a 10 year old…these Southern Stage Parents are Next Level…..

Britney Spears Alive

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2019

06

May

Britney Spears Bikini Yoga of the Day

There is finally a #freeBritney movement starting up on the internet, thanks to her latest stint in Rehab that people are saying she didn’t want or consent to, and that her father who has had control over her since she shaved her head, in a keep on top of his investment, as she’s an earner…and pretend that the 40 year old needs a legal guardian so that he can police her like a slave owner, because that’s what his Louisiana heritage has taught him to do….I mean he’s also white trash, with money and white trash have been selling their daughters off for generations…so it’s nothing new…

What is new, or at least insane is that this has been going on for over a decade, in public, we’ve all watched the prisoner do her dancing monkey thing, as they release calculated stories and social media posts she probably had nothing to do with as they don’t let her have a fucking phone…

FINALLY people are saying “shit, maybe this is some dungeon dad abusive situation, that totally favors the dad and family, but doesn’t really work out so good for the person people actually care about”…

So to try to stop the conversation on Daddy Spears’ google alerts, he’s released this video as Britney….who he forced into rehab to keep her more sedated than she normally is, to convince you that she’s back…even though a week ago she was about 20 pounds heavier and is for sure in her holding cell being starved out and groomed to get back to earning.

It is a sick fucking story, that people have just sat on the sidelines and watched…so you’re all to blame..but I don’t blame you…I know holding women captive, grooming them, and making them your own is the only way you can get laid….I sympathize with you…but Britney’s dad…what an asshole…

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2019

29

Apr

Britney Spears Fat Ass in Sweat Pants of the Day

I was going to say here’s Britney Spears with a fat ass in Sweatpants, because she’s got her period, but then I remembered she’s old enough to be menopausal..

Also, her fat ass in sweatpants is just a testament of how quickly she let herself go in her mental breakdown…are they sure they sent her for treatment, and not an all you can eat buffet…RIGHT..

I am digging the thickness, strong legged girl….because she’s Britney, a legend and hot…

I am not digging the fact that she’s a fucking prisoner in her own family….who mooch the fuck off of her stardom like the white trash that found a cash cow that happens to be their daughter….you know it’s not the first time white trash sell off their daughters for money…it’s a white trash formula…it’s just the first time it’s been done publicly and for pop music not sex.

I feel for Britney…I’d like to FEEL Britney.

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2019

22

Apr

Britney Spears is Alive of the Day

Britney Spears Alive

Britney Spears is in rehab, hey pretend that she checked herself into rehab, but forget that she is under the control of her father, and that she doesn’t have the authority to check herself into rehab.

She is a fucking prisoner, who has been a great earner for the family, but who is totally fucking brain washed and abused like a Feral baby, forced to live in a cage…

It’s a sad fucking story, that someone who has managed to do so much, I mean, she’s BRITNEY SPEARS…is capable of living a great life off her money, but instead is a fucking slave.

Even the dudes she calls her boyfriend are hired help….

She’s jacked up on all kinds of meds, and since Daddy Spears was out getting surgery for cancer she’s likely semi-happy about, because her only escape is his death….he needs her under watch…

They say she stopped taking her meds, which in slave owner talk means she’ll realize she’s a prisoner and that is bad….so they locked her the fuck up…

I don’t know how this is allowed. I don’t know why she hasn’t been freed to do her Britney life wherever she wants cuz she has put in enough work to afford it…

But I know someone needs to speak up for her…and get her out of the shackles that her dad, who clearly has a platantion owner mentality….Louisiana trash looking up to Louisana old money jealousy…so he’s using his daughter…right in front of all of our eyes…

Poor Britney Spears…looking like a wreck….out of rehab….still alive though..so there is hope for an escape….

Here she is being restrained as usual…her bodyguard trainer boyfriend’s got her fucking under his grip…it’s all very sick.

Some throwbacks to remember her crazy by

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2019

03

Apr

Britney Spears Back in The Looney Bin of the DAy

Britney Spears has checked herself into a Mental Health Clinic like old times…which is safe to say that her handlers have checked her into a Mental Healthy Clinic…because they are the ones who control her…

The story is that she can’t handle that her father, the Dungeon Dad Captor from the Bayou….is undergoing health issues from all that good living thanks to basically SODOMIZING his daughter from every position in a non sexual but just as traumatic way….

I am sure…the truth is that he can’t be around to babysit her due to his surgeries so get her somewhere she can’t throw the empire away…

It’s not quite the fun that was her shaving her head…but if her dad dies in Surgery….we can all expect her to go full on BAT shit…and that is what I’m banking on to feel real joy in my life….It’s been a boring decade without a lunatic Britney, she carried the whole era…a lunatic Lohan is just boring and played out…bring Britney nutbar back….

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2018

16

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Workout Erotica of the Day

One of life’s great joy’s is watching Britney Spears working out, because Britney Spears is a magical creature who you can’t help but love, appreciate, want to have sex with…all while feeling a little sorry for her..since she’s still just a puppet in her white trash family’s master stage parenting plant.

She is still out there all these years after the Mickey Mouse Club that first exploited her as a child….and paved the way for her to be the Britney Spears you all masturbated to in the 90s….

She is still doing the whole song and dance thing, in what one could argue is abusive, but no one hears her cries for help…they just see this medicated popstar like the circus act she’s become and want her producing or performing her hits….

No one takes the time to wonder why her parents still have legal guardianship over her…at almost 40 years old…sure they can claim they saved her during that whole Mental Health K-Fed getting knocked up era that could have landed her dead….but of course they would say that..there’s a lot of money at stake here…

So watching her workout is exciting, sensual, erotic and slutty…but at the same time we have to remember she’s a slave, not for us, but for her dad…and this is how they whip her and control her…it’s not picking cotton, the living conditions good, but she’s not running her own life…while she’s the fucking reason they all have this life…and that’s fucking wrong.

I hope one day…some selfless man saves her….but when you’re Britney Spears all men are just out to K-Fed you….

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2018

11

Sep

Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day

Britney Spears Big Tits Tight Abs Sexy in a Bikini

Earlier today, probably 10 minutes ago, I wrote a post on Christina Aguilera ….how I was a firm believer that Christina with her more talent and better body that Britney…and with her earlier to adopt slutty behavior, unless you consider 16 year old Britney School Girl Humping in her first video slutty, was a better fuck and more interesting than Britney..

But X-Tina got fat, Britney went crazy, got adopted by her parents and put to work, while having no access to her money..and LOOK at her now…

Hot as fuck for an old bitch in a bikini…..because Britney may not be the better singer in her Disney Kid Rivalry…but as it turns out…she’s genetically better to look at…and that alone is what we care about…

So I’ll leave you with Britney…in bikini…Looking amazing…even for an old bitch…the way I like my Southern medicated dancing and singing whores…

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2018

09

Jul

Britney Spears Face Tune of the Day

Britney Spears Slutty Short Shorts

Britney Spears looks fucking amazing as a general statement based on her social media videos she’s been posting up – especially in comparison to the other pop tarts and young celebs who are no longer young from her generation.

X-Tina is a fucking tank, whether she’s getting her tits out for once in her life or not (here)

Jessica Simpson is a fucking tank, all muscular and weirdly shaped, despite still having amazing tits (HERE)

I guess there’s also Nicole Richie who gets cancelled out because she’s married to a Good Charlotte Sister…and Paris who is still looking alright but too useless to bother with….then there’s Lohan in Europe with her fake accents and beach club ventures (here)

They are all pretty fucking wrecked looking, while Britney comes in solid..

She’s just a bit too aggressive on the photoshop / face tune / but girl’s nice and fit, despite being an old mom, and she’s still winning at life, despite being a prisoner to her family that won’t let her leave the nest – ever.

Britney Spears Slutty Short Shorts

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