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Archive for the Britney Spears Category

2009

11

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for the Voyeur of the Day

I’ve always been into voyeurism. Whether it is pictures of chicks on the topless beach, or hiding in a locker at the gym in the women’s lockeroom, or drilling holes in doors in attempts to watch my neighbor shower, or even climing up random fire escapes of random building to see what I can find. Over the years of being a voyeur, I’ve seen a whole lot of crazy shit, that people who have their shutters on just don’t get to experience, so in a lot of ways voyeurism has brought me a ton of joy. Whether it was seeing many people fucking, a neighbor getting a blowjob from a hooker, a couple into scat, it’s always been the same level of amazing. I’m not the kind of voyeur who gets off to the shit sexually, I just dig it and figure that these Britney Spears will excite the voyeur in you, cuz if this isn’t some illegal stalkin’ shit, I don’t know what is, cuz I’ve been caught taking far less intrusive pics of sluts in their panties and shit didn’t go over as well as selling them to a paparazzi agency for a million dollars or whatever the going rate is, shit got me running as fast as I could from the cops and I don’t know how to fucking run.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Voyeur

2009

05

Nov

Britney Spears Isn’t Wearing a Bra and Her Nipples are Sad of the Day

Have you ever watched the Nature Channel and stumbled across a documentary on Gorillas and being the pervert that you are you noticed that the gorilla’s got tits that could almost pass off as a saggy set of human tits. So your pervert ass starts getting hard realizing that Gorilla nipples are like human nipples and human nipples make you cum so why not pretend your lookin’ at human nipple while really lookin at Gorilla nipple because there’s nothing else sexy on TV and your internet is down and jerking off to your fantasies in your head is what chicks do and you’re not a fucking chick and give into your animal instinct, cum all over yourself and then spend the rest of the day wondering whether a gorilla got you off or if the gorilla just made you think about chick tit and chick tit get you off, and no matter how you look at it, you come out weird….well that’s how I feel when I look at Britney’s saggy mom tits and laughing at a time there were rumors she had impants but liking the fact that her nipples are hard even if they are aiming to the fucking ground…..here are the pics…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Britney Spears|No Bra

2009

30

Oct

Britney Spears and Her New Music Video of the Day

I didn’t watch this new Britney Video becaue I guess shit is boring, repetitive and I really don’t give a fuck. The only reason I am posting it is becuase there is a small chance she’s trying to be sexy and there’s just something really entertaining about fat chicks trying to be sexy when they otherwise shouldn’t. Seriously, everytime my wife used to try to seduce me with some kind of sexy mom dance or striptease, I would have given anything to trade the boner I was trying to maintain jerking off with a bag of fucking popcorn like I was at some kind of movie or a bag of fucking peanuts like I was at the fucking circus.

I did see this is it yesterday, thanks to a friend of mine and I am pretty sure none of these trashy popstars even have a fraction of the talent or vision MJ had. Now I’m not sucking MJs rotting corpse penis here, I just saw it and knew he was actually a talent and all these other cunts are just bottom feeders making noise in our otherwise peaceful worlds, so all This Is It did for me was make me hate pop music more than I already did….

But don’t take my word for it, watch the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Music Video

2009

20

Oct

Britney Spears and her Hot Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears has one of those amazing round asses and it amazes me when I see that her boyfriend isn’t black. Sure, she had K-Fred for a while who thought he was black, but was really just a joke, the kind of wigger who proved hip hop entering the mainstream was a disaster because white trash everyone tried to bootleg the shit on a budget, while still being the racist hicks they always were, so it made for a really weird yet funny vibe when dudes who would have been dragging a black kid behind their pick-up trucks 10 years earlier, were trying to imitate them, dress like them and rap badly in efforts to be like them, sometimes even dating black girls and knocking them up to feel like the rappers they idolize, so he doesn’t count as an honorary black guy, he was a white trash Wal Mart version of a black dude at best, but he did do one thing right and that was make his bitch pay his motherfuckin’ way while he sat around playing video games and you can’t hate a brother for that….

Either way, here’s her ass in a bikini and I like it.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Booty|Britney Spears

2009

02

Oct

Britney Spears in Some Shorts of the Day

When Britney Spears dresses like this, it makes part of me wants to clean the K-Fed damage out of her vagaina with my mouth, there’s just something about her that I can’t get enough of, even when she’s dragged thru the fucking gutter and broken the fuck down, I really get these urges to insert a few fingers in her and pick her up, brush her off and make a puppet out of her, but that’s probably because I can’t smell her thru my computer, but kinda wish I could….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

01

Oct

Britney Spears Shopping in a Hot Outfit of the Day

I am guessing that Target is a corporate sponsor on the Britney Spears tour. They probably have a contract that says she needs to be spotted shopping there at least 3 times as some kind of endorsement deal to get their money’s worth out of supporting her, since they know if Britney goes to Target, the whole world will know about it. Especially if she goes there 2 days in a row, leading us to believe that if Target is good enough for Britney it’s good enough for the rest of us, even though Britney’s career path, if the music thing didn’t work out for her was going to be working as a cashier at her local Target, because she’s trash.

The good news is that she did her shopping in a sheer top, showing off her stomach like a southern hussie, while in short shorts and I liked it….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Belly|Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

30

Sep

Britney Spears and Her Tits in White Cuz She’s Pure of the Day

You know a tit’s not too perky when shit hangs in a shirt like some kind of half-full, or half empty, depending on whether you are an optimist or pessimist. You know when it looks like her tits are spread on her chest like fuckin’ peanut butter on toast. Shit’s straight out of an African tribe, or the pages of national geographic, or what is better known as my masturbation material before the internet, making this some kind of throw back porn for those of you into African tribal tits, but not so into the Africa part.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits

2009

03

Sep

Britney Spears Concert Pictures of the Day

I guess Britney’s been in concert for the last year or so and it makes me really wonder what condition the crotch of these pantless, vagina hugging costumes is in right now, but more importantly, how I am going to get my hands on the shit to give it a lick and see what it tastes like or whether it will get me high because knowing Britney’s hygiene, I am surprised these shit haven’t turned crotchless from the holes the acidity of her pussy juice and her sweat made, and I guess that doesn’t matter, and what does matter is that I have pictures of her performing the other night that look just like all the pics of her performances the last year because it is the same fuckin’ show….

Photos via MavrixPhotoOnline

Posted in:Britney Spears|Concert

2009

01

Sep

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears in their Bikinis of the Day

I started this post with these Britney pics that are shit quality and that we’ve all seen before, when really the only one triggering any of my fantasies (teenage pregnancy) is Jamie Lynn Spears. You know I have these theory about teenage mothers bouncing back after getting kocked up because they still have that youthful metabolism, despite their mature looking vaginas, and that kind of baggage makes them less picky when deciding who to fuck, if anything it makes them more eager to put out because they just want to lure a man who won’t leave them hanging like the last one, and the whole thing means no condoms and in Jamie Lynn’s case, that’s an okay thing because before her baby daddy, she only slept with a handful of execs and Disney and they were all smart enough to use a condom cuz they didn’t want to go to jail, and while other 18 year olds were ould whoring themselves, this bitch was at home breast feeding, so like everyone always says, don’t judge a book by the cover or in this case a vagina by how many fingers you can stick in the shit, cuz I have a feeling she’s not a slut, she’s just perfection…

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Jamie Lynn Spears