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2010

01

Mar

Britney Spears Scary Tits Need a Bra of the Day

Britney Spears has some wild-style nipples. It’s like they are all over the fucking place in some real sloppy fucking mess, making the rumor of her having implants a serious fucking joke, unless she did have implants and got them removed, leaving her tits this saggy, empty bag in desparate need of getting filled.

I really can’t imagine anyone being able to jerk off to this shit, but then again, that’s probably giving you a little too much credit, cuz if there is a will there’s a way. I will say that these are the kind of tits, if you do jerk off to, you end up really questionning yourself with shit like “did I really just cum to that?”. “What’s wrong with me?”, “Has it got so bad that I got no standards in my masturbation too?”….kinda thing…

But I guess it is Britney and here are the pics…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus – some pictures of her ass crack….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Scary Tits|Sloppy Nipples

2010

24

Feb

Britney Spears Does Candies with Terry Richardson of the Day

I have a problem with Terry Richardson. I am torn because I find him boring and obvious as fuck cuz he was just some rich kid with a connected fashion photographer father who ripped off other better photographers by taking pics of his semi-famous friends half naked with point and shoot cameras. So as much as I love amateur looking pictures of naked sluts doing obscure staged hipster things, no matter how hard it looks like they are trying to be cool or obscure, cuz rich kids generally lack creativity when it comes to being gutter, it got boring pretty fucking fast.

Then American Apparel ripped off his style and so did every other magazine and photographer until everywhere I look on the fucking street I see Terry Richardson style pictures….some were from his corporate gigs and others were just rip off artists and the whole smutty drugged out rape victim shit, as hot as it may be got played the fuck out….

Here he is doing another corporate gig for Candies with Britney Spears, only instead of having her laying gold eggs out of her pussy or stepping on her labia, he’s got her clothed and you’d think if motherfucker got famous doing the sleazy trashy shit, he could step it up a bit when he’s dealing with the trahsy popster….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies|Terry Richardson

2010

22

Jan

Britney Spears in Her Dick Shirt of the Day

I guess Britney Spears loves dick so much she decided to wear it on her t-shirt….see we understand the subtlty of shitty ironic t-shirts…so we get what Britney and her sweaty sloppy self is trying to tell us…the issue of whether we want to give her want she wants really comes down to the condition of her pussy cuz based the rest of her, you may have some scrubbing to do….not that that would really stop me…this is Britney Spears we’re dealing with…she’s one of those things you rawdog under any circumstance…including AIDS…I figure if Homeless dudes can live with the disease for decades…it can’t be that bad….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Pig

2010

20

Jan

Britney Spears Lesbian Tits of the Day

Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ tits doing something seriously unnatural, so unnatural it’s like two people of the same gender having sexual relationships with each other and requesting the government allows them to get married…Gross….

Seriously, these are some serious lesbian tits, it looks like Britney ripped them right off a fucking lesbian, like a really broad, construction boot wearing, real deal lesbian, not the lipstick college girl who had a bad relationship with her high school sweetheart so she lets her roommate fuck her with a vibrator before bed kind of lesbian, but more the kind of lesbian who changes transmissions for fun, who likes cutting down trees and who likes operating heavy equipment because demolition is the best part of rennovating lesbian…when not too busy banding together to challenge each other to hit the streets the person who comes back with the most severed dicks wins…

Needless to say…shit’s not hot…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Lesbian|Tits

2009

16

Nov

Britney Spears in Her Bikini Lookin’ Good of the Day

Britney is in Australia in a bikini with her family and new boyfriend / fiance / guy who is pretending to be her boyfriend because he is actually her agent or manager and gets paid a percentage of what she makes. Therefore the more successful she is the better off he is and his logic is that that pretending to be her boyfriend or fiance will distract people from the orgies this headcase was having on tour with her dancers, because apparently I’m the only person who respects a popstar who lets multiple men fuck her crazy pussy.

Bi-polar chicks are the best chicks especially when they are not mean bi-polar chicks, but are the bi-polar chicks who are constantly manic and hungry to get fucked and spend all their money in some erratic episode, and not the bi-polar chicks who are constantly depressed and busy plotting way to drown their babies and not get caught.

The real point of all this is to say I think I love Britney’s mom of two body. Sure she’s on a strict diet and workout program and her nights are spent dancing her ass off like well oiled machine on its last legs that she is, and I know the second that stops she’ll look like a real white trash southern mom is supposed to, but until that happens we should take this in and love it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Australia|Bikini|Britney Spears

2009

13

Nov

Britney Spears – Sex Offender of the Day

Britney Spears takes a picture of a kid feeling her up with his hand on her tit and people call her a mother caring for her kid. I take a picture of a kid’s hand on my cock and I’m a fucking threat to society, arrested and locked up for years only to get killed by the rapists and murderers who hate the freaks who diddle with little kids.

Not that I take pics of kid’s hands on my cock, I was just using it as an example of how life is unfair because celebrities get away with murder, but my neighbor or elementary school teacher who used to take us to swim lessons on Wednesdays and would change fully arounsed in front of us can’t even get away with molesting little boys.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think anyone should get away with molesting little boys and the whole thing makes me mad and disgusted too, but the whole double standard we have for celebs makes me mad too.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tit

2009

11

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for the Voyeur of the Day

I’ve always been into voyeurism. Whether it is pictures of chicks on the topless beach, or hiding in a locker at the gym in the women’s lockeroom, or drilling holes in doors in attempts to watch my neighbor shower, or even climing up random fire escapes of random building to see what I can find. Over the years of being a voyeur, I’ve seen a whole lot of crazy shit, that people who have their shutters on just don’t get to experience, so in a lot of ways voyeurism has brought me a ton of joy. Whether it was seeing many people fucking, a neighbor getting a blowjob from a hooker, a couple into scat, it’s always been the same level of amazing. I’m not the kind of voyeur who gets off to the shit sexually, I just dig it and figure that these Britney Spears will excite the voyeur in you, cuz if this isn’t some illegal stalkin’ shit, I don’t know what is, cuz I’ve been caught taking far less intrusive pics of sluts in their panties and shit didn’t go over as well as selling them to a paparazzi agency for a million dollars or whatever the going rate is, shit got me running as fast as I could from the cops and I don’t know how to fucking run.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Voyeur

2009

05

Nov

Britney Spears Isn’t Wearing a Bra and Her Nipples are Sad of the Day

Have you ever watched the Nature Channel and stumbled across a documentary on Gorillas and being the pervert that you are you noticed that the gorilla’s got tits that could almost pass off as a saggy set of human tits. So your pervert ass starts getting hard realizing that Gorilla nipples are like human nipples and human nipples make you cum so why not pretend your lookin’ at human nipple while really lookin at Gorilla nipple because there’s nothing else sexy on TV and your internet is down and jerking off to your fantasies in your head is what chicks do and you’re not a fucking chick and give into your animal instinct, cum all over yourself and then spend the rest of the day wondering whether a gorilla got you off or if the gorilla just made you think about chick tit and chick tit get you off, and no matter how you look at it, you come out weird….well that’s how I feel when I look at Britney’s saggy mom tits and laughing at a time there were rumors she had impants but liking the fact that her nipples are hard even if they are aiming to the fucking ground…..here are the pics…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Britney Spears|No Bra

2009

30

Oct

Britney Spears and Her New Music Video of the Day

I didn’t watch this new Britney Video becaue I guess shit is boring, repetitive and I really don’t give a fuck. The only reason I am posting it is becuase there is a small chance she’s trying to be sexy and there’s just something really entertaining about fat chicks trying to be sexy when they otherwise shouldn’t. Seriously, everytime my wife used to try to seduce me with some kind of sexy mom dance or striptease, I would have given anything to trade the boner I was trying to maintain jerking off with a bag of fucking popcorn like I was at some kind of movie or a bag of fucking peanuts like I was at the fucking circus.

I did see this is it yesterday, thanks to a friend of mine and I am pretty sure none of these trashy popstars even have a fraction of the talent or vision MJ had. Now I’m not sucking MJs rotting corpse penis here, I just saw it and knew he was actually a talent and all these other cunts are just bottom feeders making noise in our otherwise peaceful worlds, so all This Is It did for me was make me hate pop music more than I already did….

But don’t take my word for it, watch the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Music Video