These pictures are doing the rounds, thanks to some horny fan who wanted to zoom into a pole dancing scene in one of her music videos, only to discover what he hoped he’d discover, like a fucking explorer finding America, or a treasure hunter finding the fuckin’ gold, like his life work of being a creepy pervert weirdo finally fuckin’ paid off, because Britney’s not wearing pasties, she’s wearing temporary tattoos, but her nipple is stickin’ through, in some kind of easy access to feed babies and me between shots, and I’m posting the pictures making me as lame as the dude who went out and got these screenshots..
I was emailed anonymously by someone who works at an abortion clinic, or who claims to work at an abortion clinic, where Britney Spears had an abortion the last couple of days. The reason was because she didn’t know who the baby daddy was and now she’s taken a couple weeks off to relax, recover and get her shit together.
The reason she’s acting wild on tour, fucking all the random cock she can, is because her dad has her by the abortion vagina, or as I like to call it her death trap, she’s on a short fucking leash and she’s been trying to escape him.
Her cellphone was taken away because she was calling friends to kidnap her from the hell she’s living. I can only assume it is going to end in a bloody murder as it is her only way out of this court order control.
The reason he’s got a tight fucking leash on her is not because he needs it for his dental bills because he pretty much crawled out of a Louisianna Bayou but because she finances all his business ventures that fail and he needs to keep the flow of cash comin’ in and the whole think is almost sad, except for the whole fact that she pretty much won the lottery when she was a kid and this is just what comes with selling your soul to the devil.
I wasn’t Allowed to Post the New Bikini Pictures So To See Them – Follow This Link GO
This is a funny video – skip to 2:15, where Britney is performing and some fan jumps on stage, scares the fuck out of her, makes her scream but miraculously, you can’t hear her because the Mic is off and singing isn’t her thing, despite being on stage in concert performing her album, and the whole thing throws her off while making me laugh. I guess watching people fail, even when they are huge stars with sold out concerts and huge album sales, makes me feel better about my useless self.
Who the fuck is Candie’s trying to fool with these Britney pics? We get it, April Fools, good one, cocksuckers.
That’s almost as bad as Heidi Montag saying she’s pregnant on Twitter, but a little more creative, you know you actually had to get some asshole scraping off the layers of fat on photoshop, while Montag was just being the unoriginal cunt she is.
Britney Spears posted this picture of her ass on Twitter and by Britney Spears I mean one of her staff memebers who pretends to be here, because the last thing Britney tried to use a computer, it ended up in her deep fryer and eater, because that’s what southern pigs do, they eat shit they deep fry. Sure that may not make sense, maybe I should tell a story about a mom of two who got on stage without pants on at my local strip club, because she’s trying to put food on the table, unfortunately, they couldn’t photoshop retouch her live, because her shit wasn’t this smooth and put together, in fact, her vagina looked more like a scaled down, fleshy garbage truck and kinda smelled the same. I still paid her 10 dollars to touch the tits, but only because she promised to squirt me with lactation, which leads me to ask, can you get AIDS from breast milk?
These pictures of Britney came out a couple of days ago, but who the fuck cares when they came out. Someone emailed this picture to me and I felt the need to post it and I don’t necessarily know why. It’s probably got something to do with me having no interest in posting or reading my email today, but it probably has something to do with her ass not being tainted with her beat up crusty face.
I guess I should post the video for F-U-C-K-M-E video cuz it is hot.
I saw some ragged immigrant at a pharmacy late last night. I had nothing to do with my time and figured I’d swing by and pretend to pick up a few obscure objects to make the people around me nervous. You put someDuct Tape, Vaseline, a pair of scissors and some Diapers and tell a random woman in the cosmetic section how you’d love to take her out for coffee. The reaction is always funny. I will film it one day and if anyone out there rips off the concept I will have no choice but to reference this post and sue you…
Either way, she was buying maxi pads, which was weird to begin with, because everyone knows that nobody uses max pads, we’re a tampon generation filled with Toxic Shock, but as she went through the packages comparing prices, while her crying baby was in a carriage by her side and her 3 year old was pulling shit off the shelves at 3 in the fucking morning, I thought to myself that this would be Britney’s life if she was working the night shift at the dinner where she belongs, but thanks to some miracle that isn’t being all that talented, or all that hot, but more to do with being marketable or marketed, bitch is rockin’ out in a bikini by the pool. It’s almost a rags to riches story, but I have a feeling she hadn’t got her period when she first started out. Admit it you liked that play on words…
Bonus – Here’s Some Pictures of Her Shopping in Some Daisy Dukes…..
I read that during concert Britney says “My Pussy is Hanging Out” between songs. I don’t know if this is the actual video of it going down, because the dude who uploaded the shit is peddling his own smut, but I do have some pictures that hit the net yesterday with various forms of zooming in, because I’m the kind of guy who zooms in on pictures hoping to see some mom of two vagina lip while she’s grabbing onto her ankles, but who really isn’t….
Britney Spears brought her elaborate concert filled with smoke, mirrors, circus bullshit, dancing to distract the world from her doughy body, her insane brain, and the fact that she can’t sing. The good news is that she didn’t fall asleep halfway through the concert while eating mustard out of a jar, she didn’t try to hang herself off one of the props, and she did the whole thing showing off her mom body in a way that it didn’t look too much like a mom body, you know reminiscent of a simpler time, when she had one music video that played on repeat and I had cable and no job and she was 17 and I wasn’t and you know how this story ends.
Here are a shitload of her concert pictures, I wasn’t there, so what more do you expect me to say about it. I want to go to the one that happens in Montreal at the end of the month, I figure it’ll be a good place to abduct kids and the world can always use another amber alert…even though I’m sure he audience are people still latching on from 9 years ago, like me.
I asked for tickets on the site already and no one got back to me, I guess my dreams of meeting Britney before she dies will never be. Hit me baby one more time.
All I can hope for is she gets knocked up by another one of her bottom feeding back-up dancers who claims to be ungay. I feel like Britney needs more babies to live up to her destiny of being a deadbeat mom from the gutter.
Who cares what I think, here are the pics.
Here are some performance videos if you care, I don’t really, but figured I went to this much trouble, why the fuck not post them…
Britney Spears Performing Me Against The Music in the India Shit…
Performing Baby One More Time in the Black Bra Shit
Performing Breathe On Me with Her Nipple Tassels
I am sure there are a lot more – but I’ve played the 13 year old girl angle enough for one night….wow…this post makes me look like a real big fag in love with all things Britney…I just like her tits…yeah that took back my manhood….