What does Britney Spears think of the Passing of Annette Funicello…She thinks it’s great!!

LOLZ!! Thanks for all the meds dad. Thanks for raping my soul society. I’m into it.

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I can’t deprive you of the Britney Bikini Pics, cuz they are an awesome throwback, but I also can’t post these pics, because the paparazzi who owns them, want to sue me, and hate me. They are from France and total cunts, but then again, that define all paparazzi.

The same paparazzi who were probably hired by, or dating Britney Spears. You know, to leak some hot mom bodied bikini pics, that her shitty mom tits, tits that at one point were rumored to be implants, weird conical implants, tits that sag, tits that are spilling out of her 30+ year old bikini top.

Bikini pics are good for publicity, you know everyone will look at you half naked and either judge, or jerk off, or do both. She knows this. That’s why she’s in Malibu, on a transparent balcony, and not Belize or somewhere private where no one can see in. It’s all a lie, a lie that I liked better when she was losing her fucking mind, fat, unshowered, bald and flashing her genitals.

But I’ll take what I can get, I guess.

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It was announced that Britney Spears is the highest paid Female Musician of 2012, coming in ahead of Adam Levine of Maroon 5…and Rihanna cuz she barely makes money off this shit, we call it slave labor like the 1800s sugar trade….and Lady Gaga cuz they listed her under “Male Musician”….

I guess the irony in all this is that Britney sings though a computer, doesn’t play an instrument, and lip syncs at her shows….making her anything but a singer…you know more of a puppet on stage being exploited by her people….

I find the whole thing pretty sad, but that’s just because I liked when she officially fell off, got knocked up by a ghetto back-up dancer who thought he was hip hop, shaved her head got fat, before being medicated….but that’s just because it had more flavor than this new Britney…even if the new Britney is easier to masturbate to…especially in dresses like this….it is almost as if she never had a total fucking breakdown….

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This sounds like a song that some college kid shat out to make a point about how easy it is to make commercial club music…you know with no effort…no substance…no quality…just noise…featuring two famous people…who prove that all it takes to get hits is to put it out there…cuz the public will eat it up…even if it took 20 minutes to produce…I am sure there was a time Will.I.Am wasn’t a LMFAO impersonator…or even a commercial money hungry loser who is winning at life…but clearly has no soul…

The only redeeming thing in all this is Britney’s hot titties…slutting out in video……

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I don’t watch the X-Factor…so as far as I’m concerned Britney is still the crazy fat slob shaving her head and flashing her cunt…breaking out of her cage/bear trap that her handlers had her in…by getting knocked up by a genius opportunist’s sperm….because this medicated, controlled, Britney is just depressing….so I ignore she exists…but that was until today…when this hard nipple pic dropped in my inbox…cuz a hard nippled mom…no matter what her mental illness or depressing life may be…is still a tit worth looking at….

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Britney’s Handlers launched a new fragrance using her name and her image in time for the Holiday shopping…in hopes every Britney fan…that is still straggling around the Christmas tree a few decades later…will be just as eager and excited to open this as they were when she launched her first perfume back when the straggle fan was 14 and it was ok to get excited about such a shitty gift…

It’s a cash grab people…and at least the promo pics are her all sluttin’ while stuntin…

I know she’s an old has been mom…who has been k-fedded once….and who has seen better days….but I’d still fuck her and I guess that’s what this is all about…

Here’s the video:

Here’s some pics….of her still trying…

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Britney Spears is pantsless for Elle, but not pantsless in a way we want to see her, you know all spread opened and diddling herself on a park bench during some crack mental illness rage we had a glimpse of before her handlers got involved and took over her as the industry that needed to be run like an industry she figure headed…..you know she was totally out of her mind in some “Bi-Polar” crisis that gave me fucking boners because I love crazy bitches…but instead of burning through her money and ending up on the street for people like me to pick her up…they turned her around and made more money out of her and that is the tragedy of Britney Spears….a crackwhore who coulda been but never was….sad.

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This bikini pic would be more interesting if Britney was Twerking, or tweaking or anything with some personality….but I’ll take a bikini pic for old times, sure she’s a fragment and medicated version of the Britney Spears we all used to masturbate too…and she’s far more stable and boring then the days of shaving her head….and her body is far less fun to laugh at then when she was fat and covered in Cheeto dust, or when she was 19 and in leather for music videos….but she’s still Britney Spears…a broken soul who was destroyed ad taken advantage of by a man…willing to be broken and taken adavantage of again..too tired to put up a fight and if that isn’t sexy….I don’t know what is…

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Britney Spears just posted this bikini picture of her on Facebook and I figured I’d relay the message to you…I am not entirely sure what the message she is trying to get out to the people is…I just know this is a textbook case of a girl help captive by prisoners and abusers who need her because she makes them huge money…tying to cry for help using her kids strategically so that her handlers don’t catch on. This her sending out smoke signals, she knows a bikini pic will get reach, so look for clues, we can save her before it is too late…even though when she hit 30 and already dropped a couple kids out of her uterus, it was too late….

All this to say, save yourselves before saving some rich as fuck, money making machine who has won the lottery that is life even if her life sucks and she stages these pics for help in her bikini…but take the time to check her out in her bikini cuz all girls in bikini are good…especially when they are popstars who went to shit but are making a comeback in hotness.

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Britney Spears bores me. The only thing good about her was back when she was 17 and doing that School Girl fetish shit, and even then I wasn’t sold on her, it wasn’t until the major breakdowns and the fat years that I had confidence she had anything of substance to offer the world…from getting knocked up by a ghetto white dude who pretended to be black….to shaving her head….and flashing her mom vagina to the paparazzi…she had so much potential…then she got locked down, medicated and boring…and showing some cleavage for some show she’s judging just doesn’t inspire…if anything…it just reminds me of what we’ve lost here….

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