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2008

12

Nov

Britney Spears Promo Picture of the Day

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Here’s a promo picture for Britney’s new album. It’s like the second coming of Christ for her fans, you know thinking she can pull her whole life back together and bring the happiness she once brought to their lives through song back, it’s really a pretty selfish hope for her to get better, but who really gives a shit, because like Christ, the idea of her having a comeback is a myth.

It’s something totally fabricated by a record label in hopes to make some motherfucking money, so that they can run the small towns across the world and molest little boys without being questioned, like they were Lou Perlman and sure, I may not be an optimist or a religious man, because I am too realistic, but Britney Spears fans, like a religious people believe in miracles that just aren’t possible.

Sure she’ll sell records and have some hits, but she’ll crack again and here is some photoshopped pictures to perpetuate the lie that you will all be sold when her new album drops that this comeback is the real deal and all those who aren’t on board will burn it hell, the same hell that houses whoever edited these pictures cuz shit doesn’t even look like her…..

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2008

07

Nov

Britney Spears and the Naked Cowboy of the Day

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Here’s a cleaned up version of Britney Spears performing last night with a clothed Naked Cowboy and it looks like all the homos in the audience had the time of their life, because straight guys just can’t appreciate this shit.

I actually don’t understand why gay guys are so hooked on Madonna. It’s fucking crazy, they see her as an idol even though she has a vagina and even new generation teenage homos are all up on this bitch because even though she’s before they time, just because it’s part of the job description of taking it in the shitter…

Here’s Madonna and Britney in Concert Together

Here’s a video of Naked Cowboy doing what he does best on the streets of New York and not with Britney Spears in Concert…

Here’s a video of Madonna in Concert Supporting Gay Marriages Because Her Whole Fanbase is Gay….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Madonna|Naked Cowboy

2008

16

Oct

Britney Spears Has Some Hairy Armpits of the Day

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With along with being crazy and being busy as a tool to make lots of people rich, Britney Spears is also lazy. These are some pictures of her with some hairy fucking armpits and despite being down with hairy pussy, there’s something seriously disgusting about a girl who doesn’t shave her armpits. I get it, you’re trying to make a political point that women and men are equal and that women don’t have to give-in to the man’s formalities, but I am sure there’s a less masculine way of going about that. Maybe you could get an education and figure out a way to get a job in places where people will listen to you, you don’t have to grow a dick or pull other stunts that make you disgusting to all ment to get that shit across, I am not implying that Britney’s got any reason deeper than being a pig for these pictures to exist, I am not saying she’s making a statement other than that she can’t focus on more than one thing, so in deciding what to drop in order to get her life and career back together she chose hygiene practices because she’s always found hygiene a fucking struggle.

I know that some dudes like a hairy bitch. I read “The Joy of Sex” when I was 12 and I think there’s a whole chapter on how body hair is erotic because it keeps the smells in and lets us tap into our animal instinct, but that book was also written by a bunch of hippies and the positive outlook on life and the drugs obviously got the better of them because this shit is never erotic. The first time I realized a woman close to me had hairy armpits was when I was teenager and staying in some foster home. The woman who took me in was in her 60s, she was also 4 foot 6 and drove a car with a wooden block on the pedals and a pillow on the seat and one hot summer day she was giving me a lift somewhere in that piece of shit car and I looked over to as a question and saw her fucking hairy armpits that put most people I knew’s armpits to shame because it was a fucking matted mangled mess of more hair than I had ever seen in such a small area and to make shit worse…sweat was slowly dripping out of it and onto her summer dress and I gagged. Pretty much ruining chicks with hairy armpits for me….

Sure Britney’s armpits aren’t that out of control, but they are out of control enough to be disgusting and I guess the real question is that if this is what’s going on in places the world can see, I don’t really want to know what’s going on in her pants, because I am sure the dried mucus matted pussy hair’s only the gateway to a magical place of disgusting that I still wouldn’t mind taste testing.

UPDATE –

My weird Greek friend who likes pit fucking emailed me to tell me that he wouldn’t be down to fuck this pit, and being a pit fucker kinda gives him limited options of pits to fuck, because it turns most girls off and he takes almost any pit he can get.

Posted in:Armpits|Britney Spears|Hairy

2008

13

Oct

Britney Spears’ Womanizer Video of the Day

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I was watching 20/20 or whatever news show they premiered this video on Friday, because I was out of town for Canadian Thanksgiving Turkey dinner at my wife’s aunt’s house and they have TV. So besides getting wasted on wine, making fun of their kid for being a homo when he was dancing around like a girl, getting in a fight with on of their friends who was some angry dude from the Islands about Hockey, because I don’t watch sports and sports seem to be the only thing he does besides stripclubs, talking to the grandpa about lesbian shows at strip clubs and whether they actually lick the pussy or pretend to lick the pussy and learning about the reason tranny prostitutes exist, which is because of a loophole in the law that makes it legal, where paying a girl for blowjobs is illegal, I took the time to watch Britney and all her personalities, naked and in various states of crazy for her new song, that is better played on mute. Here’s that video for those who weren’t as lucky as me to see it when it first dropped Friday Night.

On a side note, I think she looks a lot better than any tranny prostitute I’ve seen, even if fucking her for money is illegal…Kevin Federline.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Womanizer

2008

02

Oct

Britney Spears Does it for the Kids of the Day

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I wonder who’s amazing idea it was to let the crazy lady play with innocent, unsuspecting kids. I remember when I was a kid, my foster parents took us on a trip to visit some religious cult in the mountains during the winter. Now I don’t know how familiar you are with religious cults, but they tend to breed insane fucking offspring. Sure the parents are all recovering addicts, fucked up people trying to get reformed, or just molestors figuring attaching themselves to something seemingly normal will distract the other parents from realizing that they like jerking off little boys. One night the parents had some Jesus dance, that was probably an orgy or something else twisted and distorted for God and they left this goth, before goth was really popular, who had been institutionalized numerous times for drugs and attempted suicide and assault and battery, fat 15 year old daughter of one of the families in the group to watch over the 5 kids of the other people in the group. Within five minutes of being left alone with the psycho, she was putting knives to are necks, threatening to burn down the house and even locked me outside in my pajamas to fend for myself because I called her out for being a fucking nutcase and making the other kids cry. In retrospect, I would rather have spent the night with her, than be alone with Britney Spears, despite how financially beneficial Britney is for ever dude who ever sticks his dick in her, she still remains and unstable mess of a person and I am pretty sure her pussy doesn’t smell like roses, unless those roses are dipped in rotting flesh, in which case she may smell like those specific roses, but not the roses you buy your mom on Mother’s Day.

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2008

30

Sep

Britney Spears Sex Tape Rumored Pics of the Day

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So everyone knows that whole Britney thing hit yesterday, where the garbage paparazzi have video of her fucking for 20 minutes with some immigrant photographer and he’s shopping it around…well someone sent me these pictures and this email…

Mother of the year, BRITNEY SPEARS, is making headlines, once again for her music… I mean her snatch. Apparently, there are some leaked naked pics of her (shocking), from her days running around with Adnan (possibly even a sex tape)… Anyway, one of my stations posted censored pics… here’s the REAL deal — is this HER? Can you tell from her va-jay-jay?? Classy.

Obviously, these aren’t her, she shaved her head and had ratty extensions and is reportedly wearing a pink wig in the video, but who knows, maybe I’m wrong, considering I’m always wrong according to my wife and my track record. So I’ll post them and let you be the judge.

These are almost NSFW, so if you’re a potential advertiser, pretend you didn’t see this. Asshole.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Sex Tape

2008

16

Sep

Britney Spears’ Titty Action of the Day

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I don’t know if these Britney tit pics are old or not, I don’t even know if I’ve posted them before or not, but I am posting them again because I have nothing better to do and because Britney Spears’ crazy tits even if they are old, tired, used up and medicated are better than no tits.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits

2008

08

Sep

Britney Spears Owned the VMAs of the Day

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Britney Spears dominated the VMAs and I missed her opening act because I was trying to get to my friend’s house to watch the shit and got distracted along the way. He said it was with the dude from Superbad or someshit and that it was kinda funny, but I am too lazy to look for it because my state issued therapist told me that I need to learn how to let go of the past and move on….

I did see her win 2 or 3 awards and the entire time she sounded sane, medicated and polite. I guess her management is serious about getting her back into the scene and have trained her properly to be normal and as each award came, her manager and exloiter, Larry Rudolph got more and more excited as he say the balance in his bank account get bigger and bigger.

She looked better than she has in a while but still needs to hit the gym for another 6 months and despite not being excited about her comeback, I don’t really care, I just liked her better when she was crazy, unwashed and exposing her body parts to the world because she didn’t give a fuck. Playing it safe is boring, embracing your insanity is exciting because you never know what you are going to get and crazy chicks are like porn to me. Either way, here are ssome pics of Britney.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Uncategorized|VMA

2008

02

Sep

Britney Spears in Her Bikini on Labor Day of the Day

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So Britney is on some diet to try and get her body back into her original teenage goodness, I don’t think it’ll happen because she’s had a bunch of kids, but I do think she looks better than her sloppy crazy covered in dirt and probably stinky self of a few months ago, despite the fact that I like sloppy dirt covered girls because it usually means they have given up and when a girl has given up she usually lets guys like me inside them, knowing that it’s something they’d never do if they were of sound body as mind, but it makes no difference to me, except for the whole trying to ignore the tears running down their face so I can focus and finish what I’ve started and having the girl I’m inside crying is a buzzkill, but definitely not a deal breaker, once I get going, there’s no way I’m stopping, if you know what I mean.

Britney is actually inspiring and I figure if she can do it, so can I, so yesterday, I decided to do some moderate exercise to start the day in hopes of getting fit so I can leave my wife for some hotter, richer, older lady lookin’ for a Mexican who doesn’t pass out walking up a flight of stairs, so there I was trying to do jumping jacks, naked, with no blinds when my psycho eastern European neighbor who constantly yells at her dog and kids like they were back in communist country and has even threatened to call the cops on me at least 40 times for various insane reasons, saw me. She didn’t turn away, like I would if I got busted lookin at a chick naked from her fire escape, she just stared, laugh and shook her head, I think she even went to get her camera to post the shit on youtube, but I had done my 5 jumping jacks at that point and decided to give up on the whole exercise, but thankfully Britney hasn’t and here’s her new body.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears

2008

18

Aug

Britney Spears Shows Off Her Panties of the Day

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I don’t know if this upskirt is old or new, because Britney’s not one for trying to keep her legs crossed, proven with the fact that she’s got two kids and all the pictures that have hit over the last couple years, but she’s wearing underwear, which makes me think they are newer, since her dad does an underwear check before she leaves the house everyday, not because he’s trying to clean up her image, but because he likes seeing the pussy he made, like he’s God or some shit, which is okay since he’s from the South and her pussy is like his pick-up truck, he can ride it anytime he wants.

What he didn’t tell Britney is that she’s got the hairiest backs of her thigh out there, and that’s not really something that makes me think clean, hygenic or shaved. I was walking in the gay part of town lookin’ for some tranny whores last night and one of the latina ones was wearing a mini skirt half way down his ass and no panties, dude was showing about 3/4 of his ass like he was a frat boy mooning the campus as part of his hazing, and his shit was groomed better than Britney’s and dude gives blowjobs in alley’s for 20 bucks, making me think she’s really go no excuse for this disgusting laziness.

Either way, here are the pics….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Panties