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2011

19

Jul

Britney and Her Mom Spears in their Bikinis of the Day

I love seeing gutter girls with their gutter moms I can tell are gutter cuz they usually have a 15 – 18 year age difference between them….and they are at the aborition clinic and I’m unable to figure out which one is going in…only to find out they both are…cuz mothers and daughters who are like sisters and best friends who get pregnant together…stay together….which also happens when I see mothers and daughters working at the stripclub together…or out in public at festivals getting drunk and showing their tits together….in some mother/daughter fetish that will never get old until they get old….

So here’s Britney and her momma living out some fantasy for people like me who like white trash sluts and the offspring they make…

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2011

11

Jul

Some Britney Spears Concert Mooning of the Day

Here’s Britney Spears in concert pretty much mooning the audience, because that’s what you do when you are too medicated to actually tell us to fuck ourselves, cuz you hate every second of performing for us but you have no choice but to do it cuz the people around you are forcing you to do it cuz you make them too much money….

It’s like when the losing team moon’s the winning team in high school, or when the car full of girls gets mooned by the frat boys on a field trip from the school bus, in a playful passive aggressive fuck yourself, while I’d rather being fucking you to teach you a lesson kinda thing that can be as gay as it sounds…but I won’t get into that night at camp when two of the boys got a little too carried away with their mooning….and this reminds me of a time when I really wanted girls to moon me all the time…it almost became a fetish…whenever I’d be driving, I’d wish to get a car for of girls next to me, ass in the window, I went so far as to sit on the side of the highway hoping a bus of crazy girls would give me what I want, all pussy smeared against the glass without them knowing that when they moon, they give me a visual I want to fuck…before giving up cuz it’s a hard fetish to live out unless it’s staged…I mean people just aren’t mooning each other like it’s the 50s anymore, they are instead masturbating on webcam for each other …..which is okay, but not the same….

All this to say….I wish there was a little more mom pussy lip in these pics….

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2011

22

Jun

Britney Spears New Video of the Baby of the Day

Here’s a new Britney Video. I got 42 seconds into it before turning it off…I don’t know if it was her medicated acting, or the teenage angst I guarantee every fag is going to scream one collective orgasmic scream when they hear her say “Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You”….OMG Britney’s so punk rock….and her music is so relevant, from the heart, a commentary on her experience, real emotions can be felt, and by that I mean it’s a pile of computerized shit being spewed by a fucking puppet and it makes me want to kill myself, when really it should make Britney want to kill herself, but we’ve already gone down that road, and the sedatives kinda won’t let nature take its course and have it happen….Watch it anyway, maybe she gets naked and pisses all over the park bench like the schizo bitches I know…at least I hope she does cuz at least that would give her some redeeming qualities….who cares.

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2011

21

Jun

Britney Spears is a Fat Chick Lap Dancing of the Day

The only guy at a Britney Spears concert would be a gay guy who probably never thought he’d cum himself to a chick giving him a ridiculous lap dance on stage, because he probably never thought he’d brush shoulders with his gay icon, Queen of Queen’s Britney Spears…someone who makes groupie bitches, both gay man and straight girl turning 30, go fucking nuts…

Unless he’s just a hired actor and part of her show, cuz I can’t imagine her legally being allowed to interract with untrained professionals, it is one of those crazy person rules and regulations as she continues to be used to make a lot of people money like the empire she is the figure head of….

If he’s neither gay, or hired, he’s got some serious explaining to do…this is the kinda shit that follows you everywhere you go, cuz as cool as a lap dance from Britney is in theory, admitting you went to her concert takes away from that…cuz we all know you’re a pussy whipped bitch accommodating some girl…and becoming a national joke….

If dude had any vision, ambition or drive, he would have slipped a condom full of semen inside her when he had the chance…she’s fertile, she pays the bills…..Either way, he’ll remember this for life, and so will his coworkers…


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2011

17

Jun

Britney Spears Old, Big and Half Naked Costumes of the Day

Britney Spears opened her Femme Fatale concert last night, and she did what all the popstars are doing, cuz I guess she’s medicated enough to try to keep up with them, in what must feel like a dream to her, cuz she’s just someone’s puppet getting manipulated into being seemingly normal, and apparently cashing the fuck in….

Sure, I think she looks like a barnyard pig with lipstick, but I’m also an asshole who discounts her sloppy mom body and labels it something I don’t want to look at, but would want to knock up, cuz K-Fed’s living the dream…

Sure, she’s much beter too look at half naked than Gaga, but she’s 30 and this whole pop thing for the gays thing pays the bills, but is kind of a stretch….like watching Cher or Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson all with their own variety of holding on as hard a they can to what they had shit…

But she was half naked…and I’ll always notice that….whether it is good or bad….or a fragement of what it was during “Hit Me Baby One More Time Days”….and here are the pics…

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2011

23

May

Rihanna and Britney Billboard Music Award Bullshit of the Day

I tried watching the Billboard Music awards because I thought it was relevant to my work that isn’t work, I lasted 45 seconds, something you are used to and can relate to, and moved on…the highlight of the whole thing was some Britney/ Rihanna co-brand performance, where these two doughy pantsless has-been yet are still popular bitches acting semi erotic on stage, you know pulling out the big guns hoping people would watch ….but it went all down hill from there.

I can’t believe this shit even exists, or that people watch it….but I really can’t believe I am posting it…

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2011

06

Apr

Britney’s New Video of the Day

Britney’s over-hyped, under medicated, totally contrived, bullshit contractual obligation just dropped her new video and everyone has probably lost their mind…partially cuz she’s Britney Spear….maybe cuz the gays have taken over the world and they love this bitch cuz she’s so fabulous, better than a threesome with Brad Pitt/Leonardo….and I just love her mom ass exposed in a leotard….So get your dancing shoes on and get down to the girl everyone’s used.

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2011

30

Mar

Britney Spears on Kimmel of the Day

In staying as repetitive as possible with yesterday posts…I figured I’d put up new pictures of Britney Spears, in the same fucking leotard outfits as yesterday’s free show in San Fran, doing the same dancing monkey routine, only this time for Kimmel, cuz mom’s in tight clothing is kinda my thing as long as I’m not the dad of their kids…except maybe in Britney’s case, cuz K-Fedding her worked out alright for K-Fed…..

Point being, Britney’s got one act, one trick, she gives her minimum, she makes her family and latch ons rich, she’s been exploited to shit, like a teenage prostitute and that kinda of destroyed soul works for me….FOLLOW ME

Here she is performing….strapped up in a leotard:

Here’s her dumpy mom body when not wrapped the fuck up and strapped the fuck down while squeezed in a leotard….

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2011

28

Mar

Some More Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I already posted these Britney Leotard in Concert pics….

But they are the highlight of the day…a highlight that brought together the Britney Spears and fat chicks in an office cubicle remembering their teenage idol, gay men trying to be fabulous, and chronic masturbating perverts who like a nice fat celebrity ass on stage in a leotard….Britney’s most recent performance, substantially better in pictures than video, cuz you don’t need to get distracted by her shitty music, and allows you to take it all in and I figured I’d post some more of the pictures….

I’m just sad there were no vagina slips….even though I’ve seen Britney’s vagina and know it’s on some crusty mom pussy shit that’s not all that awesome to look at but still better than not lookin’ at hit poking out of her costume…If you know what I mean…

Here’s her thickness performing in video…complete with gay guys in the audience singing along…

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2011

28

Mar

Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I guess someone told Britney she wasn’t too fat to wear a leotard and that she wasn’t going to look like the fat kid in the dance recital trying to squeeze into the same costume as the skinny kid cuz they needed cohesiveness in their performance, and dressing her up as the fat blog of shit the other kids dance around in fear cuz it’s not politically correct, assuming Britney Spears cares about being too fat or capable, she’s just going through the motions she is contractually obliged to, cuz her team that lives off her success doesn’t want the money train to ever end, figuring she’s already got no shame, no dignity, and pretty much no soul, they better just ride this bitch out as hard as they can, whether it humilates the bitch or not, cuz she won’t know the fucking different….and the sick thing in all this is that I’m loving her big, round fat ass, I wanna take a fucking bite out of the shit I know is smeared all over it thanks to a lack of hygiene or ability to take care of herself…you know how crazy people are…maybe it’s cuz I know she’s wrapped so tight in that latex that buttery maple syrup is pouring off her….either way…I like it.

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2011

09

Mar

Britney Spears Does Out Magazine for the Gays of the Day

Britney Spears did some Gaga shit and tried to tap into the gay market, as the gays are her only remaining fans, like she was Gaga, as Gays are too jacked up on poppers getting fucked up the ass bareback in bathouses or getting treated for AIDS to notice that shitty pop isn’t as fun as they think it is…

I know you guys have probably already seen the Britney spread in the latest Out magazine, you know because you’re faggots, but I figured I’d post the pictures anyway, cuz she’s showing off her weathered mom pussy in leotard….something I’m kinda into as I anxiously await her nude pics/sex tape to be released…they are coming…cuz she’s one of those crazy people who feels so exposed that she doesn’t mind letting the public see all of her…from shitting to being shit on…she’s down…

Here are some quotes that taught us she likes being fat and will be fat when her contract is up….and that she’s not a lesbian cuz cock feels so good, especially when having a schizophrenic bi-polar episode….

My idea of hell is…
Being on a diet.

What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?
I only have eyes for men.

What is the best advice you’ve gotten and who was it from?
My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.

I would have expected a racier shoot from the gays, maybe some strap-on high concept shit, but I guess since gays are scared of pussy to begin with, putting a mom pussy that’s been through hell and back would have been a bad idea for sales….

Here are the pics…

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2011

03

Mar

Britney Spears in V Magazine of the Day

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Britney Spears was in a V magazine…unfortunately V doesn’t stand for gaping mom vagina puppet show…because if it did…maybe these pics would be interesting and not a depressing mess reminding me of what Britney Spears was before her thick neck trailer park bullshit bi-winning behavioral issues that stem from being exploited took over and made her a novelty act to like and support for old times…like a circus performer or some shit…boring and photoshopped to shit…you know in a way that Britney Spears wishes she looked like this….enjoy…

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2011

18

Feb

Britney Spears’ New Video of the Day

Britney released a new video and apparently it’s a big deal…It’s just another mainstream commercial smut that was puked up and ejaculated on after being shat out by the record labels cuz they know this brand has its audience by the balls. She looks horrible, thick necked and in underwear, the song is shit, the video shit, filled with product placement, from PlentyofFish, to Sony, to Her own line of perfume, cuz that’s all this bitch is, a tool to sell garbage…but I’m posting it anyway, mainly cuz watching Britney beat herself up in front of her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is almost pornographic, especially if it ends in death…

Who cares. Oh right. Everyone and I have no idea why. Move on people. This is desperate and sad. Let her be a mom and age gracefully instead of humilating herself like this. Seriously.

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2011

18

Jan

Britney Spears Walking the Streets Showing Off her Thickness of the Day

Here is some Britney Spears thickness in a tight tanktop, tight shorts, showing off her big ass, thick legs and sloppy belly. She is designed to get fucked by black dudes, but her southern racism only allows her to get fucked by white dudes who think they are black dudes, at least when it really counts like getting knocked the fuck up….

It just amazes me that such gutter trailer trash lookin’ drugged out pussy is famous and rich, it’s like some kind of fantasy I didn’t think would ever come true, since money usually takes the hick out of a pussy, it usually makes bitches want fancy things and eat at fancy restaurants wearing fancy clothes, leaving that horrible prostituting past behind them, pretending they never got raped by their toothless unemployed father every day after from third grade to eight grade, but for some reason, this bitch is just as used up as an ex-stripper trying to make a couple bucks to get baby formula and meth….and that inspires me.

Here she is street walking proper….cuz she doesn’t have to…she just wants to…and that’s a passion I can support…

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2011

13

Jan

Britney Spears in a Hospital Gown Porn of the Day

I think I only like these pictures of bloated, older, sloppy, saggy, disgusting Britney Spears because her dress looks like a slutty hospital gown, and everyone knows that hospitals or people admitted in hospitals are in a solid state of volunerability, which translates into porn…whether they are sick in the lady dick, or just sick in the head, they are pretty accessible, especially if hooked up to an IV or iron long, or if they are in a coma….oh my god I just got hard….

Either way, Britney’s people are promoting the fuck out of her, obviously they are getting ready to sell records, or release records, or something that needs press….and I guess I’m okay with it, cuz if anything, she’s an inspiring person, who should remind you that one day you may be able to knock up a crazy celebrity bitch too, allowing you to live the good life like you were K-Fed, and if that’s not her most important legacy, I don’t know what is, maybe the hit me baby one more time video….

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