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2014

18

Apr

Brooke Burke Old and in Fitness Gear of the DAy

Wild On Happened Brooke Burke…in the fucking 90s…

I think it’s safe to say that it is a good time time to throw in sports bra and/or bikini top, because you’re a mom and 100 years old….

I get it, she’s fit as fuck, and fit is hot, and fit 40 year olds are something to celebrate when you’re a 30+ women seeking hope that your kids won’t rape you physically…but when fitness is coupled with menopause…bitches start to just look like dudes..and despite the fact that a lot of guys like girls who look like dudes…I don’t.

I see these ripped old ladies at the Starbucks all the time, and I’m just like “interesting”…but they are still old fucking gross no matter how many pull ups they do…or botox they get…

You can try to beat the clock like one of your cheap as fuck gameshows…but biology always wins…

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2012

05

Nov

Brooke Burke Gangnam Style of the Day

I try to ignore that gangnam style exists…but for some reason…it is everywhere…I don’t know if the Korean who came up with it was making a sick joke on society…but everyone gets a fucking kick out of it…sings a long to it and does the stupid dance…it’s the thing to do right now…that confuses the fuck out of me…even when old ladies with awesome bodies like Brooke Burke do the shit…but that’s not because I hate old ladies with hot bodies…but because I hate this fucking movement…it is designed for water coolers and 9-5ers everywhere…and it must be taken out back and shot…but it won’t…it is bigger than me…and I’ll just have to pretend it doesn’t exist…like I do with most things I realize we need to numb, dumb and control the general population of retards…

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2012

17

Sep

Brooke Burke Old Lady for Shape of the Day

Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..

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2012

23

Aug

Brooke Burke’s Throwback Bikini Contest of the Day

The nice thing about modern or even semi-modern technology…I’m talking VHS….is that when you’re a whore who does whore shit before making a career out of a being a whore….only to have kids with multiple men like a whore before trying to repackage herself as an inspirational mother….shit re-surfaces for the world to see….Sure it’s just a bikini…but back int the 50s when this was shot…it was pure scandalous behavior….

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2012

15

Aug

Brooke Burke Irresponsible Drinking in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Wild On Mom….Brooke Burke…..was tapping into her roots like she’s not a mom of 10, like she’s not 40, like she’s still some breast implanted party slut getting paid to travel the world and show the public that cheesy people live everywhere, party the same everywhere no matter what beach they are at, or what bikini top they are wearing at said beach, it is all straight up groundhog day…..but the good news is that she had the decency to wear a one piece, something most moms of 10 in their 40s who are far less fit than this hooker seem to do….because for some reason they think their ravaged stomachs, all stretch marked and stretched out, are ok to expose…and that reason is called giving the fuck up…throwing in the towel on sex appeal…a point that Brooke Burke’s not quite at…cuz I’d still fuck her…whether she was pregnant with number 11….or not….


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2012

20

Jul

Brooke Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

Brooke Burke is another Fan of Drunkenstepfather who has blocked me on twitter because she doesn’t like being called a washed up party slut who is only famous for being a set of fake tits in a bikini and who is now famous for being the bitch who had 8 kids and manages to maintain a 6-pack and look awesome, which is probably not quite the same praise her vagina gets everytime she ets naked, but still a fucking accomplishment and something worth celebrating, because one of the things I hate in life is moms blaming their fat guts on pregnancy and not on laziness or bad diet….cuz too many bitches with kids manage to stay hot and the rest of you dumps are liars ruining everyone’s lives….

Either way, she’s in Miami in a bikini, looking good.


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2012

12

Jun

Brooke Burke Models Lingerie of the Day

Here is a video of Brooke Burke….former Wild On, Stripper looking bitch who partied internationally, current mom of a dozen kids…..talking some bullshit about how she loves when people take pics of her in lingerie, how she loves wearing lingerie, how she’s really into the brand cuz they gave her money to say that, all while wearing pretty tame outfits, considering her fucking slutty claims and slutty past and slutty clam that has to be slutty to pump out so many fucking children with different men….but she’s in lingerie, she looks better than my wife, which isn’t saying much because my wife is disgusting, too fucking far gone to even consider a woman….

but it is saying that Brooke Burke mom of a dozen kids, is hot bodied, so if you know a woman who talks bullshit about how she can’t get a hot body of flat stomach after making babies, as she eats a piece of cake and drinks a 1000 calorie frappicino, show her this video to remind her of the lies and that she just doesn’t fucking try hard enough….or you could just fuck a hotter younger girl….

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2012

07

Jun

Brooke Burke Fitness Titties on a Ball of the Day

From Wild On to fucking mom….

It always depresses me when the slutty scene chick from the party scene with the fake tits who fucks everyone falls off the map…you know the coke whore taking loads on her face….who disappears…only to be seen again a few years later married to a rich guy rockin a couple kids…on her way to the gym….

It’s like she threw everything away for a hell regular life….that’s why Brooke Burke….fake tits that are the only reminder of what was…depresses me


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2011

23

Nov

Brooke Burke is a Hot Mom of 12 of the Day

Brooke Burke may be irritating as fuck on Twitter, which from what I understand in my limited, I don’t give a fuck, I just want to see her naked, is her primary work….but when clothed she’s hot as fuck, it’s like I’m watching Wild On back in 99 or some shit, only 12 years and 12 kids later, making me assume her vagina may be a force to be reckoned with, you know like the equivalent of the big boss on your video games, all spitting fetuses out of it’s flappy tenticle filled mouth, but the rest of her, even her fake tits, while I hate fake tits, make up for it proper….

Here she is on a date night, while her army is back home, looking hot in expensive cars….

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2011

24

Aug

Brooke Burke, Mom of 4, Promoting in Shorts of the Day

I have a thing for mothers of four, with different dads, who have old haggard faces and great tans on their hot, tight, fit, fake tit bodies….but only in pictures, because I fear the state of their vagina looseness….

I still don’t really know what Brooke Burke does, I’m thinking she’s now a professional twitterer who blocked me, who was once on TV….but here she is promoting random crap…making me think there’s so much more to her…

But I’m more into her hot mom bikini body….

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2011

15

Aug

Brooke Burke Freshly Married But Still in a Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke is living a life of sin no more….Sex before marriage. Children out of wedlock. Awkward moments at PTA, Hyphenated names, unmarried with two sets of kids with two different dads like a bitch on welfare who lives next door to me no more.

She’s decided to make an honest woman out of herself and marry the man who has cum in her at least enough to make a couple of kids after her last marriage and before her current marriage…making this mom of 4 with what is one of the hottest bodies….officially spoken for….and luckily she’s celebrating the only way she knows how….in a bikini. Amazing.

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2011

12

Aug

Brooke Burke Does the Beach of the Day


Wild On the Family Edition may not be as wild or exciting as it was 10 years ago…at all those Spring Break bikini clad parties around the world…where you could almost smell the herpes through your TV….but according to Brooke Burke’s Ass and fake titties…It is still pretty fucking hot….

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2011

10

Aug

Brooke Burke’s Wild On in Her Bikini with her Kids of the Day

Wild On loses it’s appeal when you’ve got a kid…It’s like not so Wild On…So Wild I’m in bed at 9 On…So that I can wake up at 6 am and deal with my brat who ruined by vagina but I still have my fake tits and a decent bikini body as memories of my career on Wild On..cuz that’s the only thing I can use to evaluate or quantify my self worth…because it is the only thing my self worth has been based on my entire life…So Wild On that instead of rager all nighter, the only event I attend at night is the resort daycare to watch kid movies…we only get wild on once a month to help plan the dream family we’re creating as we live off all the money from Wild On….Depressing maybe, hard faced and older sure, but still in a bikini and that works for me….the tail, bi product, remnants of Wild On like some archeological dig…the bikini version….and that works for me.

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2010

08

Nov

Brooke Burke in her Panties for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know about this Brooke Burke character. I just know she blocked me on twitter because I probably made a comment about how fucking boring she is.

I mean you’d want to think this bitch had some substance, or was interesting, because we have memories of her being on Wild On and in Playboy, but the truth is she’s just an empty vessel that carries around her fake tits…

She is an old mom of 4. Remember, with a serious fucking breeder comes a serious fucking breeder vagina.

Not that she has to worry about vagina – cuz based on these pics – she’s obviously obsessed with working out, cuz all I see when I see these pics are low estrogen levels, midget body builder legs, and silver panties….proving that sometimes, it’s better to keep your clothes on and instead of posting new pics of you trying to sex it up in the most desperate of way, post pics of your glory days, cuz that’s the only reason people care anyway….

This bitch is done…

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2010

01

Nov

Brooke Burke’s Latex Halloween of the Day

This was the first time I went out for Halloween in a long time. I ended up drinking with some dude who kept giving me back massages while talking about how much he likes fucking pussy until 7 or 8 in the morning..it wasn’t really by choice…he just kept following me from party to party and I think he may of been on E and thought my tits looked fun to play with…the good news is I did get at least one girl who was passed out in the corner to let me suck her tit…sure she didn’t actually give me permission…but she also didn’t say no….which was good until her friend, who happened to be a crazed bartending lost her fucking shit and threw a flashlight at my head insisting I leave the party for being a sick man…even though her friend was totally into it..despite the whole no moving and snoring….but if she didn’t want it why would she be wearing a bra out in public…

Either way, I’m recovering and here is Brooke Burke’s pretty amazing mom body in a latex outfit, that although is typical generic halloween bullshit…is good enough for me cuz she wore it to a kid’s with AIDS charity to show them what they’ll never get cuz girls like Brooke Burke don’t fuck adults with AIDS just cuz she fucks with Kids with Aids cuz it gives her a good public image…you know since Wild On wasn’t so conducive with people seeing her as a good, relevant, contributing member of society….unless you were talking to me…in which case it did..cuz I like drunk chicks with fake tits in bikini tops all the time…but who cares what I think..

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