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2010

01

Nov

Brooke Burke’s Latex Halloween of the Day

This was the first time I went out for Halloween in a long time. I ended up drinking with some dude who kept giving me back massages while talking about how much he likes fucking pussy until 7 or 8 in the morning..it wasn’t really by choice…he just kept following me from party to party and I think he may of been on E and thought my tits looked fun to play with…the good news is I did get at least one girl who was passed out in the corner to let me suck her tit…sure she didn’t actually give me permission…but she also didn’t say no….which was good until her friend, who happened to be a crazed bartending lost her fucking shit and threw a flashlight at my head insisting I leave the party for being a sick man…even though her friend was totally into it..despite the whole no moving and snoring….but if she didn’t want it why would she be wearing a bra out in public…

Either way, I’m recovering and here is Brooke Burke’s pretty amazing mom body in a latex outfit, that although is typical generic halloween bullshit…is good enough for me cuz she wore it to a kid’s with AIDS charity to show them what they’ll never get cuz girls like Brooke Burke don’t fuck adults with AIDS just cuz she fucks with Kids with Aids cuz it gives her a good public image…you know since Wild On wasn’t so conducive with people seeing her as a good, relevant, contributing member of society….unless you were talking to me…in which case it did..cuz I like drunk chicks with fake tits in bikini tops all the time…but who cares what I think..

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2010

23

Feb

Brooke Burke’s “Wild On” Nipple in a Tank Top of the Day

I remember Wild On. A show where Brooke Burke, the host with fake tits in her bikini, would go to some of the cheesiest, lamest, frat boy, All American Spring Break parties Cancun and other dumps had to offer, before switching her life up where the on “Wild On” happens in the playground with her 10 kids, or on twitter when tweeting about how much she loves her fucking family life, or apparently in her white shirt as one of her nipples goes of and plays on its own leaving the other one alone and confused…

Here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brooke Burke|Tits

2009

04

Dec

Brooke Burke’s Got a Real Sturdy Bra of the Day

What the fuck is this bitch wearing…..some kind of military equipment or some shit? Is she like the crazy lady I met in the pharmacy the other week wearing a full outfit made out of aluminum foil, because she didn’t want the radiation to get to her and because buying lead is out of her budget…like is this some breast cancer prevention bra made out of fucking cement…or maybe it has something to do with how wrecked her tits are now that she’s a mom of two and I don’t really get it but I know it reminds me of all the bitches I’ve met over the years in padded bras who tricked me into thinking they were more stacked than they actually were and the whole thing brings back a lot of horrible memories…all reminding that Brooke Burke is a thing of the past and that the only thing Wild On! in her life these days is when one of her kids uses the fucking toilet on its own or something….Pretty fucking depressing….


Pics via Fame

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2008

22

Oct

Brooke Burke’s Padded Bra and Broken Foot for Dancing With the Stars of the Day

Here’s Brooke Burke at Dancing with the Stars, or what I like to call, ex celebrities trying to get some more exposure because they have less money in their bank accounts than Anne Heche, walking around with a food injury in some kind of slutted up 1950’s cheerleader outfit for one of her dances you’ve probably already seen.

These pictures of her tight body may not be as hot as watching the 68 year old woman across the street masturbating at night when she’s done watering her plants and forgets to her blinds while wearing a similar get-up from one of her glory days, I mean without a TV or an interest in reading, I don’t get the luxury of seeing Brooke Burke in her padded bra and I’m left with few options to entertain myself.

So if you’re down with seeing girls in costumes get hurt, or already hurt, these are for you. I figure if it saves a husbad from pushing his wife down the stairs to get off because he gets his fix here, it’s worth promoting….

Here’s some dude’s creepy video of her getting injured, performing, I am guessing he’s one of those fans that is so much of a fan, shit is borderline criminal…

Posted in:1950s|Brooke Burke|Injured|Padded Bra

2007

04

Jun

I am – Brooke Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

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Brooke Burke just had a kid recently and she looks pretty fucking tight. When the girls I know get knocked up they usually end up at an abortion clinic because pregnancy is bad for business in the whore ring, even though some people dig it. The other women I know who have kids are usually at that point in their life where they don’t need to seduce anymore. They are settled down and ready to raise a family and don’t give a fuck what they look like anymore. It just means the bad habits they made while eating whatever the fuck they wanted while pregnant stick and a life of getting fatter and fatter is to follow, always blaming the miracle they created for their demise without actually admitting that part of them resents their little babies…

Brooke Burke is pretty much the opposite of that. She looks fucking awesome, and feel like her whole baby thing was a publicity stunt and a pillow under her shirt because this body isn’t fucking normal after having a kid. But if I am wrong and that she did actually drop life into this world via her hot box, it just means that she’s no virgin and that she takes loads in her….and with a body like this…that’s a pretty nice thought….

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Burke|Unsorted

2007

14

Mar

I am – Brooke Burke and Her Baby of the Day

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I know that a mother and her newborn baby is a beautiful thing. I know that every mother of a newborn baby always has to brag about how it has changed her life and how amazing her baby is. It’s like playing dolls the adult version….the my barbie has more to offer than your barbie kinda thing, only their toys are living things that came from their womb, so I guess they can do whatever the fuck they want with them…I am just excited for their spawns to turn 18 and become fuck ups so this new found excitement goes the fuck away and stops annoying me,

That said, everytime I see a hot mom walking down the street with her baby, I think to myself how she got into that position. I think what position in her bedroom got her into this position. I think of all the doctor’s visits and flaunting of her vagina around the hospital and in front of family and friends. I think about how she breast feeds so much it becomes a chore and one day when tired and in the grocery store, and little baby starts to cry, that I may happen to walk past her with her tit exposed and make eye contact with her baby….and smile back at her letting her know that I like her tit turning a beautiful natural thing into porn….something I am good at.

The other day I got caught watching a girl eating a salad and she got creeped out. I can only blame my wife for breaking my penis.

Either way, pregnancy is a beautiful thing, new life brings new beginnings and lucky for me those beginnings usually mean I’ll see tit in the park. Just not Brooke Burke’s Tits.

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