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2014

08

Dec

Cameron Diaz Face of the Day

Whenever you are feeling down and out…maybe a little confused and like your life has gone to shit…because your life is shit…you can always just do what I do…and look at Cameron Diaz’s recently engaged cunt face…looking like a melting pile of shit that’s done more coke than it’s done cock, and then ask yourself why her boxy menopausal body is still getting cast as the babe in romantic comedies….is it because only 40 year old divorcees watch that shit? Or is it because she’s got a good scam going on and has fucked the right decision makers…or does it have to do with Hollywood totally losing touch of reality and aging with the talent…instead of keeping things current…who knows really….what I do know…is that her face…and whatever is going on with it…is jokes…

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2014

25

Nov

Cameron Diaz is Young and Fresh Looking of the Day

Cameron Diaz amazes me…and not necessarily in a good way. I mean sure she’s a good romantic comedy actress, who I guess hits the comedic beat of shitty comedy, while always playing the same character and getting paid way too much money for it..and sure she was hot as fuck when she was a tall model babes in the 90s….and sure she made the right choice to not reproduce, despite all the sex she had with pretty much everyone in the industry….but I think, at least based on her botox face, that it’s time to start casting her as the mom of the love interest in movies, and not the love interest…there’s nothing more offensive that seeing her play the role a 25 year old should be playing…it’s like MILF her or dump her…she’s not the young thing she was 2 fucking decades ago – seriously..

I mean just look how battered she looks here…it’s been a rough journey of making tens of millions to work 6 weeks a year….

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2014

14

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Marie Claire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is too old for this.

She should have just had babies before trying up, instead of securing another gig as a sex symbol in a romantic comedy for a lot of money she barely deserves because of her boxy old lady body and more importantly, bottoxed face, and more importantly, motherless womb – that is still just as battered as a mom of three thanks to all the cock it took to get her here…

I just think the leads in these movies should go to younger people, and even her photoshoots that are photoshopped to shit lack relevance….

I think what I am saying is RIP Cameron Diaz…it was a good run…

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2014

19

Sep

Cameron Diaz in GQ Germany of the Day

Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism…

I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen…

I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending…

I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year…

I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.

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2014

30

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Sex Tape Nudity of the Day

Despite all of Cameron Diaz’s attempts to get noticed, I do everything I can to pretend she doesn’t exist, but then she does movies like “Sex Tape”, that she is clearly too old to be doing, but has pulled off some scam and is doing them…where she has a nude scenes – or at least a body double and the whole thing is horrible…but I’ll still post it..

For a hollywood whore, this is hardly whorish. You’d expect spread asshole and fisting…that’s really more the kind of girl she is…

Throwing Jason Segel into this – makes it so much worse…

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2014

24

Jul

Cameron Diaz Looks Like an Old Lady in a Mismatched Bikini of the Day

I think it is safe to say that it is time to stop casting Cameron Diaz as the it-girl, the hot girl, the love interest, unless your story is about a soccer mom MILF cheating on her husband like she was Cameron Diaz cheating on all the men she’s been with because she’s that kind of needy, self involved, cunt who didn’t have kids because she loved herself too much, but who did fuck the world….because that’s what these kinds of girls do…but look at her now..still old and dumpy…because that’s what fucking happens to everyone…and kids or not…you can’t change that…but at least she’s rich enough to hire a motherfucker so she doesn’t die alone…

Seriously…the good days are gone…she’s old. This is proof. Let’s hope Hollywood replaces her. She’s scammed them far too long….

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2014

22

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Bikini Ass on a Yacht of the Day

It is funny how people are so emotional about celebrities they jerk off to. I call Cameron Diaz, who I assume is over 40, a menopausal looking box, unable to have children, possibly from being too old, maybe from all the drugs, or maybe front he herpes and or other STDs that have ravaged her lady parts…not that I care if she’s a slut or not – I mean based her talent alone, she’d have to be…

The truth is, I find it offensive that she’s still cast as the love interest or the hot girl in a movie, when so many hotter girls who actually have talent can do a better job and more importantly, will make me want to have sex with them, while this one…I don’t even want to look at..

Her ass – sloppy – because that’s what happens when you get old. You can run as hard as you can, and squat as much as you can, but eventually, you start to fucking melt…I think that’s what Frosty the Snowman story is all about….Cameron Diaz…you see that’s a part bitch should be playing…

I guess seeing her climb her yacht ladder as her Good Charlotte boyfriend stares at her ass, remembering the good times with Paris Hilton’s ass…because clearly he has very very very good taste…if you think no control of an asshole and herpes puss is palatable..

Either way…Cameron Diaz is a monster. Send me hate mail. It makes me think at least one of you reads this nonsense, even though I know as well as you know, that Cameron Diaz’s ass in a bikini, climbing a ladder of a yacht, really doesn’t matter…..

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2014

11

Jul

Cameron Diaz in Instyle UK Magazine of the Day

Cameron Diaz must be promoting a new movie, because she’s come out of whatever hole her old, tired, face that has seen a lot cock, cum and cocaine over the last 2 decades she’s been hiding in, and is in paparazzi pics, bikini pics, and now magazine pics…It can’t be for nothing..there must be a movie coming out…where she plays herself, or the exact same person she always played, because she is the master of proving that you don’t need to go to Julliard, or travel with some theatre group, because of your passion for the art form..you can just suck a couple dicks, cast a movie, get paid a lot and say “shit this is easy”….which I guess is her hustle, a hustle she’s done so well…and I am much more into watching the aging process beat away at her and her sex appeal than watch any of the garbage she is in.

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2014

08

Jul

Cameron Diaz is Still in a Bikini of the Day

If you want to make a bunch of fat girls, who are sitting at home looking at a computer screen, working their shitty job for their shitty life get upset…

Or if you want to make Cameron Diaz fans, you know the kind of dudes who still jerk off to The Mask, because those weren’t just Cameron Diaz’s glory days, but also their own glory days…

Just call this trick fat….

I got actual hate mail about YESTERDAY’S POST

I guess by definition, this 5 foot 10 monster isn’t FAT…I’m sure she’s within her BMI and hardly the kind of disgusting you find at Walmart….

However, she’s old, she’s boxy, she’s menopausal, she’s got good muscle memory from years of fitness, while fucking every dude in Hollywood, having a good time…

And to me…she’s as disgusting as her limited acting capabilities…


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Stop defending the enemy assholes, you should be pointing and laughing with me. As if Cameron Diaz ever did anything good for you, even if you’ve served her in a restaurant, and I’m sure at least one of you have, it’s not like she took you in and adopted you and helped you in any way beyond a 20% tip.

You celebrity fans are fucking ridiculous…she’s a monster…even with all the botox and trainers….deal with it.

People get old, hormones get wonky, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her…It just means she fucking sucks…like most girls I fuck…

She’s not the Cameron Diaz she was, and if she was, she wouldn’t have this towel in front of her old lady GUNT.


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