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2014

08

Dec

Cameron Diaz Face of the Day

Whenever you are feeling down and out…maybe a little confused and like your life has gone to shit…because your life is shit…you can always just do what I do…and look at Cameron Diaz’s recently engaged cunt face…looking like a melting pile of shit that’s done more coke than it’s done cock, and then ask yourself why her boxy menopausal body is still getting cast as the babe in romantic comedies….is it because only 40 year old divorcees watch that shit? Or is it because she’s got a good scam going on and has fucked the right decision makers…or does it have to do with Hollywood totally losing touch of reality and aging with the talent…instead of keeping things current…who knows really….what I do know…is that her face…and whatever is going on with it…is jokes…

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2014

25

Nov

Cameron Diaz is Young and Fresh Looking of the Day

Cameron Diaz amazes me…and not necessarily in a good way. I mean sure she’s a good romantic comedy actress, who I guess hits the comedic beat of shitty comedy, while always playing the same character and getting paid way too much money for it..and sure she was hot as fuck when she was a tall model babes in the 90s….and sure she made the right choice to not reproduce, despite all the sex she had with pretty much everyone in the industry….but I think, at least based on her botox face, that it’s time to start casting her as the mom of the love interest in movies, and not the love interest…there’s nothing more offensive that seeing her play the role a 25 year old should be playing…it’s like MILF her or dump her…she’s not the young thing she was 2 fucking decades ago – seriously..

I mean just look how battered she looks here…it’s been a rough journey of making tens of millions to work 6 weeks a year….

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2014

14

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Marie Claire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is too old for this.

She should have just had babies before trying up, instead of securing another gig as a sex symbol in a romantic comedy for a lot of money she barely deserves because of her boxy old lady body and more importantly, bottoxed face, and more importantly, motherless womb – that is still just as battered as a mom of three thanks to all the cock it took to get her here…

I just think the leads in these movies should go to younger people, and even her photoshoots that are photoshopped to shit lack relevance….

I think what I am saying is RIP Cameron Diaz…it was a good run…

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2014

19

Sep

Cameron Diaz in GQ Germany of the Day

Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism…

I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen…

I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending…

I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year…

I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.

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2014

30

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Sex Tape Nudity of the Day

Despite all of Cameron Diaz’s attempts to get noticed, I do everything I can to pretend she doesn’t exist, but then she does movies like “Sex Tape”, that she is clearly too old to be doing, but has pulled off some scam and is doing them…where she has a nude scenes – or at least a body double and the whole thing is horrible…but I’ll still post it..

For a hollywood whore, this is hardly whorish. You’d expect spread asshole and fisting…that’s really more the kind of girl she is…

Throwing Jason Segel into this – makes it so much worse…

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2014

24

Jul

Cameron Diaz Looks Like an Old Lady in a Mismatched Bikini of the Day

I think it is safe to say that it is time to stop casting Cameron Diaz as the it-girl, the hot girl, the love interest, unless your story is about a soccer mom MILF cheating on her husband like she was Cameron Diaz cheating on all the men she’s been with because she’s that kind of needy, self involved, cunt who didn’t have kids because she loved herself too much, but who did fuck the world….because that’s what these kinds of girls do…but look at her now..still old and dumpy…because that’s what fucking happens to everyone…and kids or not…you can’t change that…but at least she’s rich enough to hire a motherfucker so she doesn’t die alone…

Seriously…the good days are gone…she’s old. This is proof. Let’s hope Hollywood replaces her. She’s scammed them far too long….

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2014

22

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Bikini Ass on a Yacht of the Day

It is funny how people are so emotional about celebrities they jerk off to. I call Cameron Diaz, who I assume is over 40, a menopausal looking box, unable to have children, possibly from being too old, maybe from all the drugs, or maybe front he herpes and or other STDs that have ravaged her lady parts…not that I care if she’s a slut or not – I mean based her talent alone, she’d have to be…

The truth is, I find it offensive that she’s still cast as the love interest or the hot girl in a movie, when so many hotter girls who actually have talent can do a better job and more importantly, will make me want to have sex with them, while this one…I don’t even want to look at..

Her ass – sloppy – because that’s what happens when you get old. You can run as hard as you can, and squat as much as you can, but eventually, you start to fucking melt…I think that’s what Frosty the Snowman story is all about….Cameron Diaz…you see that’s a part bitch should be playing…

I guess seeing her climb her yacht ladder as her Good Charlotte boyfriend stares at her ass, remembering the good times with Paris Hilton’s ass…because clearly he has very very very good taste…if you think no control of an asshole and herpes puss is palatable..

Either way…Cameron Diaz is a monster. Send me hate mail. It makes me think at least one of you reads this nonsense, even though I know as well as you know, that Cameron Diaz’s ass in a bikini, climbing a ladder of a yacht, really doesn’t matter…..

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2014

11

Jul

Cameron Diaz in Instyle UK Magazine of the Day

Cameron Diaz must be promoting a new movie, because she’s come out of whatever hole her old, tired, face that has seen a lot cock, cum and cocaine over the last 2 decades she’s been hiding in, and is in paparazzi pics, bikini pics, and now magazine pics…It can’t be for nothing..there must be a movie coming out…where she plays herself, or the exact same person she always played, because she is the master of proving that you don’t need to go to Julliard, or travel with some theatre group, because of your passion for the art form..you can just suck a couple dicks, cast a movie, get paid a lot and say “shit this is easy”….which I guess is her hustle, a hustle she’s done so well…and I am much more into watching the aging process beat away at her and her sex appeal than watch any of the garbage she is in.

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2014

08

Jul

Cameron Diaz is Still in a Bikini of the Day

If you want to make a bunch of fat girls, who are sitting at home looking at a computer screen, working their shitty job for their shitty life get upset…

Or if you want to make Cameron Diaz fans, you know the kind of dudes who still jerk off to The Mask, because those weren’t just Cameron Diaz’s glory days, but also their own glory days…

Just call this trick fat….

I got actual hate mail about YESTERDAY’S POST

I guess by definition, this 5 foot 10 monster isn’t FAT…I’m sure she’s within her BMI and hardly the kind of disgusting you find at Walmart….

However, she’s old, she’s boxy, she’s menopausal, she’s got good muscle memory from years of fitness, while fucking every dude in Hollywood, having a good time…

And to me…she’s as disgusting as her limited acting capabilities…


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Stop defending the enemy assholes, you should be pointing and laughing with me. As if Cameron Diaz ever did anything good for you, even if you’ve served her in a restaurant, and I’m sure at least one of you have, it’s not like she took you in and adopted you and helped you in any way beyond a 20% tip.

You celebrity fans are fucking ridiculous…she’s a monster…even with all the botox and trainers….deal with it.

People get old, hormones get wonky, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her…It just means she fucking sucks…like most girls I fuck…

She’s not the Cameron Diaz she was, and if she was, she wouldn’t have this towel in front of her old lady GUNT.


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2014

07

Jul

Fat Cameron and Fat Madden Brother on the Beach of the Day

I haven’t laughed at a paparazzi pic in a really long time, I generally find the repetitive and boring, of people I don’t care about, and who I actually think are fucking awful and polluting society, but I guess there’s still a way for the paparazzi to into my heart…at least that’s what these pics of Cameron Diaz on the beach with one of the Good Charlotte Sisters, who she is Dating, because she’s run through every dude in Hollywood, and this motherfucker was the last in line for that bukkake party….and she looks fucking massive, overpowering him like some big clunky model in menopause, that I guess she is…

It amazes me that she books roles as the hot chick still, I mean she’s at the point in her life…where it is time to one-piece…

Either, this Picture makes me laugh more than the herpes I know they both have…

I mean this should be a scene in her next shitty ROMCOM….called Big Girl Who Once Was A Babe in Every Movie on Washed up Pop-Rockstar with shitty tattoos…

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2014

30

Jun

Cameron Diaz Has No Nipples in Esquire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is in the August issue of Esquire, I’m not sure if these pictures of her are new, or recycled for some obscure market that licenses the Esquire name and pictures…I just know they happened…and I am not about to go through the History of Cameron Diaz to find out…because unlike Cameron Diaz, I firmly realize she’s around 40 and too old for this half naked modelling shit, too bad she had her uterus removed ,probably when she got her nipples removed, to not have kids get in the way of her egotistical life, because it seems like despite being rich as fuck from shitty acting work, she’s got nothin’ left….

Either way, she’s the worst.

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2014

04

Apr

Kate Mara VS Cameron Diaz in Glamour UK of the Day

Here are pics of Kate Mara and Cameron Diaz from the same magazine, in a feature I like to call model wars, it’s like “Bitch get your own magazine”…or like “Bitch, you can’t hang”…or like “bitch, keep on trying I do it better, cuz I got the cover”…or “Bitch, this magazine is only big enough for one of us”…or “get out of here yungin, I’m Cameron Diaz”…

I don’t know if these bitches are really that catty, but it’d be nice if there were more death matches to really show us how committed they are to their fame, success, and being the top of their game…

It would make all the money they make justified.

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2014

18

Mar

Cameron Diaz Pretty Topless Like She’s Not 100 Years Old on the Beach of the Day

Cameron Diaz is old and tired looking, but thanks to strategic uterus planning, she’s not as awful as should would be, if she wasn’t so into herself.

You know there are two kinds narcissists, the ones who make babies because they feel their genes need to live on for generations to come…and the ones who can’t be bothered because they like partying, fucking, and doing whatever it is Cameron Diaz does, while pretending to still be a hot heartthrob ready for all the Romantic Comedy rolls thrown her way, without even realizing she’s looking kinda shitty…because she loves herself too much to notice that.

I don’t know she’s hot enough, that she took the time to do what most women do, and make babies…

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2013

14

Nov

Cameron Diaz Lookin’ Old on Set of the Day

Cameron Diaz is old as fuck…which is convenient because what is also old as fuck is remaking a movie..even if it is a classic…every 10 years for a new younger audience..when they can put money into developing new story lines and new classics for generations to come…ideally starring role models like Miley Cyrus…not haggard corpse women in their 40s who think they are still 20…

This entire thing offends except for her shorts…those I kinda like

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2013

17

Jun

Cameron Diaz is Insecure Next to Kate Upton of the Day

When you are old and tired and your body has seen better days, even if you’re still ripped, and you still get complimented on it all the fucking time, you generally don’t go parade yourself half naked next to a young bitch, especially if you’re an insecure acting twat who is trying to deny being old as fuck.

It’s just natural, to put on that shirt like the fat pasty chick at the watermark, to not put yourself in a position to be seriously compared, analyzed and dissected, even if you have eyes and see just how dumpy as fuck Kate Upton is…

You know every night before bed, as Cameron Diaz has an enema, does squats, and sit ups, knowing she’ll be shooting another beach scene, she tells herself “why is that young busty pig getting so much attention, she’s disgusting up close, I’m way hotter, healthier and what a body should look like”…but she doesn’t believe it…cuz she’s old as fuck and that makes her feel inadequate…and sure those inadequacies mean we don’t get to see her in a bikini, but they probably mean you could have sex with her if you gave her a little attention at the hotel bar she’s drinking her sorrows at, because that’s how old as fuck women operate, and I kinda love them for that…and the menopause!! No babies!

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