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2013

17

Jun

Cameron Diaz is Insecure Next to Kate Upton of the Day

When you are old and tired and your body has seen better days, even if you’re still ripped, and you still get complimented on it all the fucking time, you generally don’t go parade yourself half naked next to a young bitch, especially if you’re an insecure acting twat who is trying to deny being old as fuck.

It’s just natural, to put on that shirt like the fat pasty chick at the watermark, to not put yourself in a position to be seriously compared, analyzed and dissected, even if you have eyes and see just how dumpy as fuck Kate Upton is…

You know every night before bed, as Cameron Diaz has an enema, does squats, and sit ups, knowing she’ll be shooting another beach scene, she tells herself “why is that young busty pig getting so much attention, she’s disgusting up close, I’m way hotter, healthier and what a body should look like”…but she doesn’t believe it…cuz she’s old as fuck and that makes her feel inadequate…and sure those inadequacies mean we don’t get to see her in a bikini, but they probably mean you could have sex with her if you gave her a little attention at the hotel bar she’s drinking her sorrows at, because that’s how old as fuck women operate, and I kinda love them for that…and the menopause!! No babies!

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2013

08

May

Cameron Diaz’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

All I see is Old chin skin hanging off her face like a set of senior citizen balls at Diaper changing before bed time, but apparently, if you look close enough, you’ll see her nipple as she participates for a lot of money in some shitty Judd Apatow movie cuz Judd Apatow movies are the only thing the movie industry is financing these days….

Unfortunately, I don’t have nerd vision, you know cuz I fuck enough and have fucked enough to not even notice nipples when they are in front of me, except today when some granny was walking in a sheer top with the hardest nipples I ever saw. She was probably the same age as Cameron Diaz, only she wasn’t pretending to be hot and 20 still…still doing it better than whatever is going on here….but I am posting it anyway..


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2013

06

Mar

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon Together in Bikinis of the Day

I am not even going to bother posting the pics of Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon in their bathing suits…Cameron Diaz is looking horrible enough for the group and she’s the fucking babe of the party….

I mean the idea of middle aged chicks in bikinis to being with is offensive as shit…keep you fucking bathrobe on bitches…no one wants to see this shit…not even your husbands…they are just with you cuz you’re famous…and allow them to fuck younger girls cuz you don’t want the public divorce….

I mean shit…just click the link…it’s that fucking bad…worse than showing up to a Caribbean resort in Blackface and expecting to get a laugh from the black locals…their behavior, thinking they can pull this off, is just as fucking offensive….it’s like say behind your rich person gated pool that security keeps the paparazzi away from….

Long are the days that they had sex appeal….not that I ever though doughy Barrymore ever had sex appeal…like you did that first time you saw ET…..and I never thought Witherspoon the vagina that trapped Ryan Philippe from fun with 12 kids was sexy….but jesus christ they looked a hell of a lot better than this….

Where they are now…is horrible…and the real sad thing in all this…is I would eat all their asses right after they took a shit and didn’t wipe…cuz I am a sick motherfucker…but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they look like shit….


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2013

26

Feb

Cameron Diaz in Interview Russia of the Day

Cameron Diaz has still got those legs that made her famous back in the 70s when she was a model before taking on that whole acting thing that’s made her the household name she is today….

She’s old, but made the clever choice to choose menopause over childbirth, because being a vain, selfish, self absorbed cunt, doesn’t allow room for having a kid that will ruin the body you work so hard on..and your career relies on…..you can always adopt or get a surrogate….cuz as a self absorbed cunt your ego wants more of you….clones….to carry your torch as you die off…

As far as I’m concerned, she’s a babe and still has a couple more years in her…..

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2013

20

Feb

Cameron Diaz is Intense and Half Naked for Interview Russia’s Cover of the Day

Cameron Diaz despite being old and menopausal….probably dry between the thighs….in need of anal with no lube just to feel anything….after all those years of sex with random men….being a celebrity in high demand….but I still think she’s lovely…because she made a decision to focus on career and not reproduce…that at 50….she still looks awesome….on the cover of magazinzes…popping out of leather skirts….like a sausage trying to bust through it’s casing….I am a fan…but maybe that’s just cuz I remember the legs that once were….and still are…just the skin on them is a little less elastic….as it hangs off her into her golden years….

I’m eager to see the rest of this shoot….

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2012

10

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Esquire by Terry Richardson Revisited of the Day

I already posted most of these pics of CAMERON DIAZ FOR ESQUIRE HALF NAKED IN FETISH GEAR because I am amazing at the internet…

But I figured I’d post the versions of the pics that the photographer of the shoot put up on his own site TERRYSDIARY ….cuz I guess these ones are his famous….but more importanly cuz I like revisiting shit that confuses me, as much as it turns me on, cuz she looks awesome….even though I know she’s not all that awesome for the most part….but she made the right choices…like not making babies….and possibly getting little implants….

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2012

03

Oct

Cameron Diaz is Still Hot as she Holds on for Esquire of the Day

As much as I find this photoshoot great…I can’t help but think Cameron Diaz is too old for this..but then again…when a bitch doesn’t have kids…even if I am sure she might as well have had kids based on all the things she has put in her vagina…her old ass can look ok…even if it is about to rock menopause…..and even if it’s seen better days…and even if it is on its last legs…it’s got a few more rounds left in it….

Lookin’ good sweetheart….

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2012

27

Sep

Cameron Diaz Pantsless in a Photoshoot of the Day


No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.

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2012

30

Apr

Cameron Diaz Hot and Almost Naked in Haper’s Bazaar of the Day

I still like Cameron Diaz despite her being in her 40s….which is rare for me…but she took initiative to halt the aging process by simply not having kids that run her physically by robbing her of her energy and raping her belly and more importantly her pussy….allowing her to age gracefully while keeping her long amazing legs where they need to be, and who knows how long her womb will remain empty, menopause is around the corner and all bitches feel the need to fill that shit while they can, but as of today and the time this pics were taken – she was a wholesome, fit, spinster who has probably seen more cock than a team of urologists, but that just makes me think she probably gives good head….which is better than being able to clean up after your annoying kids.

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