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2014

21

Apr

Carmen Electra Fitness Makes me Laugh of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and they made me laugh for two reasons…

The first was that I couldn’t remember what Carmen Electra’s name was, and I actually had to google her to figure out the MTV Playmate from the 90s who never had a baby and who is now menopausal despite the desperation to stay hot that her botox, rebuilt, scared to get old because her looks are all she ever had face face is screaming…

The second…is how fucking funny her botox, trying to stay young, rebuilt face looks…

I guess bitches don’t know how to age gracefully, even when they know how to squat…

Here are her workout moves to inspire you to never get old…or to kill yourself before you do because even with a toned stomach you look stupid as shit trying to stay hot…

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2014

22

Jan

Carmen Electra See Through of the Day

Carmen Electra is old as fuck, but thanks to not wrecking her pussy with babies, and choosing to love and nurture herself instead of marrying a rich dude and riding her savings and alimony checks into retirement at 40 like a normal whore who only whores for that reason alone….because at a certain age, it’s time to throw in the stilettos and ass shaping panties and let the new whores have a chance…while bowing out gracefully instead of desperately…she’s still got a good body…and she’s squeezed it into a tight as fuck dress that shows off her nipples in hopes people like me talk about it…because seeing nipples, even on tits that belong to her, but that were purchased instead of spending her 7k on bras…and well this is the kind of bottom feeding behavior I expect from someone like Carmen Electra…a girl you know probably had a real horrible attitude at her prime, before irrelevance and panic set in…

That’s why I like my washed up whores to be broke, desperate, and addicted to drugs. They are way more appreciative when you chose them over their younger counterparts…while this whore clearly doesn’t think she’s old…

All this to say, I’d still ask her to be my Valentine and I’d still send her flowers enough for her to get a restraining order…because look at that fucking body…shit’s good in a dress…when you aren’t dealing directly with her vagina and the with remnants of decades of unprotected sex…that may have done more pussy wrecking than a baby.

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2013

26

Dec

Carmen Electra Keeps Hanging On of the Day

It always makes me laugh when I see a woman, who may still have sex appeal, but who is a fragment of what she once was, trying to be sexy, despite being in her 40s.

It’s like throw in the fucking towel, it’s ok to give up and ride off your savings, you don’t have to keep humiliating yourself and putting pressure on yourself, bow out gracefully, instead of doing this…

But at the same time, I love the desperation, and she’s still hotter than most, and I’m not just saying that cuz of the menopause…

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2013

18

Dec

Carmen Electra Lives of the Day

Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old.

Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2013

21

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Stupid Cause of the Day

Carmen Electra is using her low level celebrity as a platform for the weirdest cause…the war against Southwest “waisting” water …

People around the world don’t have drinking water. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that #southwest airlines employees would serve water, then make you through it out when you are leaving the plane by saying its airplane regulations that no water can come off the flight #waistofwater What do u think? Tell me about your southwest flying experience

I don’t know if she’s trying to actually make a difference, you know change the regulations to allow people to leave the plane with their cans of water, which in and of itself is pretty low level and ghetto, water belongs in bottles…but I guess not as low level as being a big star flying fucking Southwest… I know less relevant people than Carmen Electra who only fly first class…she’s fallen off…

But she’s targeted them…mad they are THROUGHING out her water…because people around the world don’t even have water people…like every time the THROUGHS up after eating in hopes of staying fit…

Who cares, I know….totally..but at the good news is she hasn’t forgot who Carmen Electra is and makes out with the can like you’d expect her to do..probably after shoving it up her asshole…

I know…who cares…

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2013

01

Nov

Carmen Electra Revisted Baywatch of the Day

Sometimes it is hard for a girl to accept that she’s a one or two hit wonder who peaked when she was on Baywatch, so she milks that shit as hard as she can, because it was the first mainstream stamp of approval she had after MTV and Playboy that made her feel like she was hot enough to really matter in life, and in that, she can’t let it go and pretends she’s just wearing it to be ironic on the Today show, or as a Halloween costume but is really what she sleeps in every night because her Baywatch life is the only thing that matters….it’s almost sad, but at least she’s still looking hot at 40…more 40 year olds need to follow this lead…

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2013

07

Oct

Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Hawaii like it was the 90s of the Day

I like to make fun of old women holding onto their sex appeal and youth as hard as they fucking can, from more plastic surgery than what they had in the 90s to make people care about them in the first place….but I understand her pain,..it’s like people only cared about you cuz you were hot, it was your one marketable skill and the only reason you got work, so seeing yourself age is some scary shit, that could bring on anxiety and fear…that you’ll never work again and that people will laugh and tease your narcissistic ass, because that ass is all she values herself with….but it turns out that even at 100 years old…she’s amazing…the kind of mom who isn’t a mom and that is probably the main reason she’s still amazing…I would like to stepfather the children of…I mean..seriously..these may be staged, obvious and even pathetic on the surface, but I got no complaints when it comes to girls getting half naked…ever…

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2013

17

Apr

Carmen Electra’s Act of Desperation of the Day

Last year, when I heard that Carmen Electra was hosting a local night club for 2,000 dollars, I thought she had hit rock bottome.

It turned out that I was wrong.

Because in that year, she’s decided to come up with some stage show, despite being 40, where she actually sings and dances like some kind of poptart, despite being 40, and the whole thing, despite her still having a hot enough body, and rockin’ fake tits, is a horrible fucking joke.

She played some McDonald’s sponsored event and I can’t find video of it, because I assume it was that bad, and everyone was too busy laughing.

At least she looks classy – more 40 year old women need to dress and act like this.


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2012

12

Dec

Carmen Electra Working The Camera with ther Implants of the Day

Here is a some pics of Carmen Electra in her hotel room….having her pics taken by the paparazzi…a fact that in and of itself says that this shit is staged…cuz the last time the paparazzi was allowed anywhere near a hotel room of a star…it was Britney Spears during her crazy cry for attention I’m Bi-Polar phase…and he was having sex with her…

So she’s in her workout gear, all made up, and dying her shoe like a stripper putting on a weak stage show, a career that was probably better suited for Carmen Electra, but her timing was good and she won at fucking life…

But seeing her do this, like she’s not 100 fucking years old….is just awkward as fuck.


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2012

10

Dec

Carmen Electra Performs Like It is the 90s of the Day


Carmen Electra decided to perform at someone’s birthday this past weekend…now I am not sure whether she was hired to perform as some kind of sick joke mocking her for being willing to get up on stage at 45 and pull this shit it….or if someone legitimately wanted to see Carmen Electra perform…or if this was actually just for fun…you know to be playful amongst friends…and the paparazzi just happened to be there…I just know it happened…and her fit body…looks fucking amazing…and despite hating girls over 30…I think I may be in love…and that’s not just because I liked her when she was relevant in the 90s…it is because this girl knows how to fucking move….a star stripper…who keeps her clothes on…I’m a fan…

Here’s teh video….and it is amazing


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2012

01

Oct

Carmen Electra is Too Old for this Outfit of the Day

Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast and likes to bet her and take her to pasture to graze….there are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off…

Seeing a 40 year old dressed like this on any day that isn’t Halloween is just awkward…..


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2012

20

Aug

Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she hits a certain age and her vagina can no longer be referred to as a vagina cuz it is atrophied, ineffective, no longer functional…espeically when hep ridden and pretty much on Dialysis treatment away from death…..and I think it is safe to say that both Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra, memories from jerking off in the 90s, are at that point…but their retarded fake tits keep on delivering, because I guess they are still tween aged….

Lovecat magazine recruited these hags, and here are some of the pics…if you like expired milk…this is for you..

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2012

20

Aug

Carmen Electra Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Carmen Electra is flashing her panties and/or vagina that no one cares about anymore because she’s 90. It would be safe to assume that she’s doing it for attention, you know hoping to get noticed since her last big gig was hosting the opening of an obscure club in small town canada for 5,000 dollars, but I like to think she just doesn’t give a fuck, like all 90 year olds who have been battered and broken down…trying to stay that hot girl from the 90s forever….just throwing the towel in to get on with retirement…kinda thing..

Whatever the reason, at least it happened, cuz I’m still down to look up any skirt, relevant, famous, hot or not.


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2012

27

Jul

Carmen Electra and Ronda Rousey Sparringsm of the Day


Carmen Electra needs better management.

I realize the stars who were representing her in the 90s when she successfully made the move from girl in Playboy to girl on MTV who made a lot of money…something very few girls have done before her….but it was back in the Pam Anderson / Jenny McCarthy/ Hef was booking hot enough girls for the mag, cuz he wasn’t a senile fuck who developed a love for manly lookin’ bitches with bad hair and bad tits, that if you’ve ever seen Playboy the last 3 years, you can probably agree with…unless you are one of Hef’s girls and this makes you sad and feel bad about yourself, which is should….

But what ever this hanging on to what she had strategy is, it is horrible. She’s staging self shot bikinii pics at her house, these are the third or fourth self-produced trying to be sexy acting like she’s not 40 in the last 2 months, hoping to get noticed, and this time she recruited a UFC girl with a huge fan base to join her, in efforts to steal some of her fans and get noticded…

It is pathetic…but not as pathetic as some of her club night appearances….

Sometimes, it is time to hang up the thong and retire gracefully….this is one of those times.


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2012

13

Jul

Carmen Electra’s Staged Bikini Shoot of the Day

I don’t know if Carmen Electra is being entrepreneurial and launching some kind of bikini line, because this isn’t the THE FIRST TIME IN RECENT MONTHS that she has been in these weird staged bikini shoots at her house, like it was 1998.

I don’t know if it is part of her media kit she sends to clubs to book her to host parties like she wasn’ in her 40s and this was 1998….

I assume it is anything for attention cuz her self worth stems from people being interested in her it 1990s….even though it is not the 90s, but instead a 40 year old holding on as hard as she can….but I guess her tits are only 15 years old, so if you don’t look at the rest of her, it’s almost sex offending, I mean if only they weren’t buried under loose in elasticity, 40 year old skin…..


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