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2013

04

Sep

Less Fat Christina Aguilera Does Maxim of the Day

This video is shit…

There is still hope for Cyberbullying…because Christina Aguilera has taken the years of abusive “bullying” calling her fat cuz she was fat seriously…because fat people who aren’t told they are fat sometimes forget that they are fat and keep eating only to die prematurely because no one wanted to be an asshole to the fat guy, so instead they just help him hit a premature death…

Cyberbullying works and I guess Christina Aguilera is trying to also..but she’s chosen to do it in Maxim, which is weird to me since they haven’t done shit since the 90s, and all their celeb photoshoots are ghetto and low levels….She woulda been better off hiring the photographer and posting the pics to her own site….fuck Maxim. They are the enemy who send me lawyers letters every week…

Unfortunately, Aguilera is still fat, not all that hot, almost pathetic cuz she’s too old to be doing this, not to mention she’s a mom but she’s better than she was, and that’s worth celebrating, to encourage all the other fat girls out there, that they too can be hot, even if we all know they will rebound back to their fatness….

All this to say, Fat, Less Fat or Fatter than Ever or not, getting half naked is always a win…

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2013

29

Jul

Christina Aguilera’s Been Working Out of the Day

The most important lesson we can learn from Christina Aguilera…is that Cyberbullying is effective.

I don’t care what the fat chicks, the lesbians in their birkenstock’s eating vegan food, or the latch on losers who pretend to be nice say…the fact is that bullying people, is human nature, mocking people for getting fat, is effective in letting them know they are fat, and making them do something about it, you know doubting that second serving of donuts, leading to them getting healthy an fit and looking better than they have in years, but more importantly, feeling better than they have in years, and fucking better than they have in years, and living a longer life thanks to doing something about us.

Bullying is a fucking social service, and that is why I will continue to make fun of fat girls until they start doing squats and runs, and not from sprinting the to buffet and running to the toilet to shit all of it out…but in fitness.

Christina Aguilera looks hot, despite the fact that her personality is probably still shitty as fuck.

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2013

23

Jul

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Chick Fat Tit Comeback

So Christina Aguilera is trying on some high concept music, you know the kind of shit that reaches a whole new crowd, that huge and loyal hispanic market, who historically have no taste.

So she’s singing in with some dude named Alejandro Fernandez, in what may be a great Love song that the hispanic fire appreciate because it reminds them of some shitty soap opera…

He is clearly a hero in his country because his video has millions of views and has only been up for a few days…views Aguilera wants for herself now that America has turned their back on her due to her obesity…not that Obesity stops much in America…not even Kate Upton.

The fun starts 2 minutes in when she’s in a bra and a high waisted skirt to hide her broken down mom who likes to eat cake…so much cake…stomach.

This is what I think about Christina Aguilera in a bra…shit’s like getting electrocuted crossing the street when you’re just minding your own business cuz God is clearly against you…only with more cleavage…

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2013

03

Jul

Christina Aguilera May Be Getting Fit, But Her Ass Is Confused of the Day

Christina Aguilera reminds us that making fun of a fat bitch, works.

It is something that parents at school and the media call bullying, something they are aggressively campaigning against because a few gay kids and a fat weirdo killed themselves, making it a fucking national crisis, despite it being part of human nature, and even seen in the animal world, with primates and shit, but we’re civilized and need to keep our shit talking or telling people they are inadequate to our fucking selves, or else we will get arrested…

Bullying works…and if it didn’t, why would this pig be hitting the gym daily, cuz clearly she was into being fat, and even tried to take ownership on it, before it became too much for her to handle, and I’m not just talking about the elastic waistband of her pants, I’m talking her soul…

So now she’s getting fit, but her ass is in a state of confusion, as it bounces around in leggings trying to figure out what it all means, is it meant to be fat, or round, or flat, it just doesn’t know what’s going on, and for some reason I find it fascinating to stare at.

Follow X-Tina’s lead, choose life, not diabetes.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
#cyberbully.


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2013

16

May

Christina Aguilera’s Bikini Pic Lie of the Day

Christina Aguilera posted this picture to facebook and it is safe to say that it is either from a decade ago, before she decided to embrace her eating after her pregnancy and turn her 90 pound popstar self into 150 pounds of disgustingness that even her massive tits couldn’t overshadow….or it is photoshopped as hard as her team of talented graphic designers could to legally be able to still call these pics of Christina Aguilera.

Unless her time off TV gave her time to reflect, hire a cook and a trainer and work at shit, because despite embracing her fatness, like all fat girls do, she probably actually hated it, like all fat girls do, and just wanted to be sexy again.

The whole beefcake tank who loves cookies and cake didn’t translate so well on TV….

Either way, you can probably masturabte to this, since her belly isn’t hanging out over her skirt, a new and good look for her, even if it is a lie, something we should expect, since all women lie.

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2012

19

Nov

Christina Aguilera Scared Me While Pantsless of the Day

I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good.

Well – I didn’t watch it…but the hooker I was with made me watch it for a minute before I violated her as punishment….and this Aguilera…derssed like a fat Gaga….pantsless and sining badly about loving each other in some anti bullying we are all God’s Children, love each other, pile of shit I’d expect for a middle school project…and not from some pop tart who eats too many pop tarts trying to make some more $$…

The whole thing left me very upset…and that’s why I had no choice but to post it.

Let’s get nostalgic by getting dirty…


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2012

06

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Ass in Jeans of the Day


Christina Aguilera is wearing some tight jeans…showing off her dumpy ass in jeans….and you know what I am really fucking disappointed….I expected this shit to be fucking epic…you know like it would blow me away in its fat and disgusting….the dumpiness that fucks with my mind and makes me question humanity….but instead shit just looks like a mom ass in its 30s…which it is.

What a waste of obesity….


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2012

08

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s New Cover of the Day

I have a question…How many of you have masturbated to the new cover pic for the X-Tina – I think she goes by Christina Aguilera now…cuz X-Tina was too erotic and lean for someone so fucking large……and disgusting….because I guess she’s addicted to emotionally eating cuz she can now that that world has embraced her fatness and accepted her as more than a poptart with implants and a big irritating singing voice…which is unfortunate…cuz I like social pressure on all girls to look awesome and think this is bad for the fight against diabetes as fat girls everywhere say “well I’m not as fat as Christina Aguilera so I can afford to have this slice of Pizza”….bad fucking news.

I am not sure if she’s a mermaid in this shit…but I am sure she’s not exploiting her one redeeming quality in her obesity….her tits….what a disaster.

Apparently if you play around with the conrrast of he pic….you can see her fat girl vagina lips….

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2012

01

Oct

Christina Aguilera is Staying a Fat Girl of the Day

And here I was thinking that the last 3 years of Chrisina Aguilera being a fat as fuck pig of a woman who clearly fell the fuck off….she was working out everyday and watching her diet….I did not think the only eating disorder this monster had was eating an entire cake every night while lyig in bed….but that she as anorexia….starving herself to fit a fucking mold society expect of her…

I’m so glad she’s cleared up this confusion…by saying that her bodies is hers and she doesn’t care to be fit, healthy or live a long life…she instead wants to pig the fuck out eating all she can buy to be a real soul singer like the fat black women she idolizes….

I like the unrealistic expectations we have for all people…because we are all fucking lazy and should all do something about it…people who embrace their obesity are bad for society.

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2012

18

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Fat, Slutty, New Song Preview of the Day

Christina Aguilera is either releasing a song or an album called “YOUR BODY”….and with that comes a promo video that I watched…not because I am interested in anaything Christina Aguilera…especially not when it comes to her body…unless it involves me ejaculating inside her with my eyes closed so that I K-Fed her….but because I am scared of her body….and every now and then seeing a fat chick rolling around trying to be sexy brings me joy and inspires me to not eat the fucking day old donuts the coffee shop gave me for free cuz I’m poor.

Seriously, this is a massive, really massive.. nightmare….and it makes me laugh.


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2012

19

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits of the Day

These are some heavily phooshopped pics of Christina Aguilera and her implants turned fat chick tits….because she’s a fat chick…despite what these pictures are trying to trick you into thinking…..I mean I’m pretty sure her leotard on The Voice yesterday tells a whole different story…one that is a lot more truth…..

But I guess we’re all allowed to dream….See there was a time many years ago when I made a bet with a friend that I would fuck Christina Aguilera in my lifetime…he laughed but she’s shaping up to the point of no self esteem, which is generally all I can get….so all we need is for her to make a few bad business decisions and she’s fucking mine….Not that I actually want her…unless of course she comes photoshopped like she is in these pics…..

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2012

30

Jan

Christina Aguilera’s Period Legs of the Day

It’s not a party til a bitch gets her period all over her legs…cuz otherwise you know she may be pregnant….

That’s not to say Aguilera was having her period at the Etta James funeral, I mean I guess it is possible that she was having a miscarriage, you know pregnancy could have been a reason for her fat…..or maybe she got raped….or maybe it is just chocolate from the cake she just fucked to feed her fat chick pussy or maybe she just shit herself…a little wet fart from all her fried foods….who knows…but more importantly…who fucking cares….

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2011

09

Nov

Christina Aguilera Fat at Some Event of the Day

Everyone is so concerned with Chrstina Aguiler’s weight gain, but I’m more concerned with her catcher mit with a lot of miss piggy rouge of a face….which I guess it is as appropriate of a face she should have since clearly, she is a fucking pig …..

I don’t care what tricks she tries to pull by wearing black, or having her hands on her hip to seem more slim in pictures….she’s fucking huge and I don’t care how much she pretends or acts in love with that Russian Maffia looking boyfriend of hers….nothing distracts from the fact that she’s fucking huge…

And sure, making fat jokes is lame, boring, obvious and easy….but I think the real joke is what happened to her…..something only pictures can convey….who cares…

Briana Evigan was there and if you don’t know who she is, she’s the newest person I want to fuck….but only cuz she wears retarded head bands while showing off her dancing titties…

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2011

17

Oct

Fat Christina Aguilera’s Fatness Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I love Christina Aguilera’s weight gain…not because I like fat chicks…or even because I like seeing tiny bitches everyone wanted to fuck, who everyone will still fuck cuz it is Aguilera, only they’ll do it with a little less bragging rights, since her body is the caliber of shit…but her star power still balances that shit out….making it worth it…but because I like seeing bitches give up and give into their emotions…

That said, I’m not sure if Aguilera is smuggling some pumpkins out of the pumpkin patch in her leggings, or if she’s just been eating too much pumpkin pie, but I do know she’s round as fuck and assume she’s doing some research on her Halloween costume to get accuracy, cuz it only makes sense she puts the slutty obvious costume away, and brings out the not so popular sexy pumpkin out…only cuz it ties in nicely with her body type..


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2011

10

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s Offensive Pig at the Michael Jackson Tribute Outfit of the Day

I guess she didn’t realize he liked farm animals to seduce little boys not farm animals….Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera on stage for some Michael Jackson tribute and it looks like she’s about to take a shit, I guess cuz when you’re this fat, and squeezed into such a tight harness, one piece bikini / leotard that should be saved for the skinny chicks, your bowel movement’s gonna pass faster than your slow metabolism is used to…in a squeezing the shi out of her at such a horrible time, making her qustion both eating all that food at the spread, and wearing something fat chicks should never wear…and the funny thing is, you’d still fuck her…dumpy bitch all ready to eat even though she looks like she’d be the star of today’s STUFFING VIDEOS cuz that’s clearly her fetish…how else could this be explained….laziness, pregnancy, depression, bad genetics, eating disorder, who cares it’s gross anyway you look at it especially dressed like this….and we’ll leave it at that…busting at the seams….

Here’s the video…

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