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Archive for the Christina Aguilera Category

2009

30

Dec

Some Christina Aguilera for Old Times of the Day

I wonder if Christina Aguilera cares that Lady Gaga is the new her. You know does she sit at her luxury home watching MTV practicing Lady Gaga dance moves and dressing in Lady Gaga outfits remembering the glory days of when she was still relevant and not a washed up mother with an ugly husband who didn’t quite accomplish what Gaga has in the past year in her entire career….maybe it doesn’t really matter to her, maybe she’s happy with her life and family and I figure if I made a ton of money at a young age, I’d just spend my life getting fat and drunk not giving a fuck about anyone else, hell, I did that without making tons of money…but then again, I’m not Christina Aguilera and I don’t have the same hair dresser as the biggest thing in music…something she aspired to be….

Either way, here’s a reminder that Aguilera is still alive.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Mom|old

2009

25

Sep

Do You Remember Christina Aguilera of the Day

Do you remember a time when Christina Aguilera wasn’t a mother with an ugly Jewish husband and a shitty body? Remember, back when she was a hot body with perky fake tits and a tight ass that was making music videos that were the closest thing to trashy gutter porn on TV? Well based on this pictures, we should forget those days, retire those memories and give up on her because it’s pretty clear that this bitch has and that means she doesn’t deserve our support. What a fuckin’ waste of a good pussy.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Retired

2009

01

Apr

Jordan Bratman’s Pussy Buys Lingerie of the Day

I did a post on panty shopping yesterday. How many times can a man admit his weakness or fetish or whatever the fuck you want to call getting off to watching girls I don’t know buy underwear. You’d think Aguilera would have a sponsorship set up, maybe free underwear shipped to her monthly, because got knows she goes through them like toilet paper, that drippy bitch. I guess she’s out trying to be sexy, you know to turn on her man, since she’s got all fat from the last pregancy and feels like shit about herself, smoke and mirrors and lingerie may do the fuckin’ trick. I guess she doesn’t realize that before her, dude was locked in his basement watching porn and fucking household objects before becoming rich, you know, cuz if she did, she probably wouldn’t have married him.

Here’s a video of her shopping on Melrose….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lingerie

2009

30

Mar

Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants of the Day

I guess Christina Aguilera feels threatened by Lady Gaga, you know because that this ugly faced rat of a woman with a penis, who targets all the gays and Perez Hilton, is actually a huge fucking thing, and I am not talking about her penis, I am talking about her record sales, despite her having no business being famous, so that’s why she decides to dress like the motherfucker, and do surprise appearances at his Birthday party, because it’s her way of re-securing her position as a Gay Icon….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lady Gaga|No Pants

2008

19

Dec

Christina Aguilera Turns 28 of the Day

I guess I should start posting, I figured everyone was on Christmas Vacation already and wasn’t going to bother, but that’s just because I am lazy and any excuse to stay in bed all day is a good one…

So while I was sitting in my ratty ass sheetless bed, Christina Aguilera was out celebrating her 28th birthday. Wow, 28. Where does the time go. It seems like just yesterday I was jerking off to her on the Mickey Mouse Club….Oh that’s right, I was jerking off to her on the Mickey Mouse Club yesterday, thanks Youtube.


To See The Rest of the Pictures of this Weathered Drunk at her Weird Clockwork Orange Themed Birthday, Follow THis Link….Because the Paparazzi Hate Me…
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Posted in:Birthday|Christina Aguilera

2008

18

Nov

Christina Aguilera Rocks The Economic Crisis of the Day

I read this article on Christina Aguilera drinking 35,000 dollar snifters of cognac with Martha Stewart and I am a little concerned because maybe this bitch has lost her fucking mind not because she is giving all of us who can’t afford our mortgages on a 35,000 dollar house because we just lost our job a big fuck you, but because she’s hanging with Martha Stewart.

Then I came across this article about how the economy is fuckin’ her like Martha Stewart wants to…..

Back in the summer of 2007, pop star mommy Christina Aguilera and her music executive huzband Jordan Bratman forked over $11,500,000 for the Beverly Hills mansion of addled rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his extremely ambitious wifey Sharon.

That left Missus Dirrty with an extra house in the Hollywood Hills where she had been living since April of 2003 when she paid around five million big ones to buy a 5,411 square foot Steve Hermann designed residence on Devlin Drive.

In April of 2008, not long after Mister and Missus Dirrty moved into the old Osbourne mansion on Doheny Road, she listed the 4 bedroom and 7 bathroom Bird Street nest for $7,995,000. We’ve heard through the gossip grapevine that several celebs and their mostly superflouus entourages have toodled up the hill for a walk around. However, no big name or deep pocketed person has bit the big bullet

So, like so many other high end sellers with lavish properties languishing on the market, Miss Dirrty and her property purveyor rather wisely hauled out the price chopping machete and hacked the asking price by a gigantic one million clams bringing the asking price all the way down to $6,995,000. Our bejeweled abacus tells us is more than 12% lower than the original asking price. Wow.

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If you didn’t read the article, it says that she lives in a 11.5 million dollars house and owns a 8 million dollar house that is on the market and in hopes of selling it, has adjusted the price to the state of the market by making it more affordable for people, but cutting the price down to 7 million dollars, so all the haters can fuck off, because Aguilera is feeling the burn from the economy too, she’s just a victim of a predator like Martha Stewart, who is running some serious game on Aguilera, knowing that she married a man only a lesbian would marry, in hopes of reliving some of her prison rape experiences with young, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever spic she is, pussy, just like the Juanita she was married to in prison…..

Here are some more pics of her tits…..

Posted in:Broke|Christina Aguilera

2008

05

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Got a See Through Shirt on Over a Regular Shirt of the Day

I saw a group of mom’s on their maternity leave walk today. I guess they are high school friends who do everything together. You know, they went to the same college, or worked the same stripclub and partied at the same bars and drank the same drinks, they moved in with their abusive boyfriends the same year, they all got pregnant together, not actually in the same room, but a few months apart, because they didn’t want to let any one of them steal the spotlight.

They were dressed like total sluts, I was almost surprised but then I remembered what part of town I was in and how they got into the whole pregnancy mess in the first place. They were probably working the full-service shift next to each other just 9 months earlier and I couldn’t help but wonder what position they got it from the night the seed stuck to their uterine walls and if that seed came with STDs or not….One of them was wearing a skimpy shirt, showing off a tit tattoo on a fake tit with a hard nipple and no bra, I guess to give easy access to feeding her kid nature’s food, or maybe lure some unsuspecting man to move in and be its dad, since she didn’t have one of those, and I guess Christina Aguilera is classier than that, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt, and that’s really too bad.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|See Through

2008

27

Oct

Christina Aguilera Performs in Abu Dhabi of the Day

Since the United Arab Emirates is pretty much the richest place on earth, so rich that these oil tycoons will own your country one day, I figured I’d refocus the site to cover the happenings there, since it is pretty much the future.

Some guy told me that these Arab oil companies made 10 times their projected amount this year alone, there is no income tax and now they do things like throw crazy private parties, build the tallest buildings in the world and overall just blow tons of money and not have it affect them because they have so much more of it, not to mention a pretty much guaranteed revenue stream for at least the next 50 years. So as you all lose your homes, don’t worry, there is still money out there, just not in your bank account.

Watch X-Tina.

Posted in:Abu Dhabi|Christina Aguilera

2008

17

Oct

Christina Aguilera Brings Her Fake Tits to an Event of the Day

Christina Aguilera brought her tits out to some event with her handsome rich boyfriend, because besides from her singing voice, they really are the only thing keeping her around in these hard economic times. I am not a fan of big tits especially when they are wasted on rich weasel lookin’ motherfuckers, but there will always be a place in my col black heart for Christina Aguilera, because that girl will always be the Genie in a Bottle who I want to rub the right way to me. Sure, her life has taken a horrible downward spiral since those glory days, but most of the girls I ever got with were pretty much at their worst, so here’s to hoping this trend continues because if I get my way, which I never do, I’ll be hiding in her backyard watching her sun tan topless while she cries, before the police get called.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Fake Tits

2008

15

Oct

Christina Aguilera Keeps Things Interesting of the Day

I don’t know what happened to Augilera, but she got all crazy a couple years ago, we just didn’t know about it because we were too busy focusing on people who are more important than her and not the back burner that she was about to spill over on. She went through the tacky slut phase rebelling against her candy-coated image by getting implants and somehow turning into this 50’s pin-up girl, where she caked on more make-up than Boy George, while dancing around dressed like a sailer like we were in the navy and hadn’t seen cunt in years, which isn’t all that far from the truth, but you know what I mean. Then she married the Jew, probably never fitting into his family for being a non-Jew, leading to a whole other identity crisis, that has left her with a baby, a clown face, weirdly shaped titties all while being too good for any of us to bag, which is the real sad truth that is our lives….here she is performing.

Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus – Aguilera Dressed Like a Clown For Mother Africa

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Weird