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2010

24

Mar

Christina Aguilera is a Cocktease in Shorts of the Day

Christina Aguilera is a cocktease. Not only did she get married young and have a baby young, killing our fantasies early on, before she got old and tired and we had no choice by to kill our fantasies ourselves, in some kind of jerking off suicide…but also in releasing her new single…from her new album….

On Her Website she was advertising a new song was going to drop and there was a countdown…when the countdown hit zero…they released the lyrics to the fucking song…and no song…that’s some bait and switch shit if I’ve ever seen one…What the fuck can you do with lyrics..but I guess it involves her fans spending the next 20 hours trying to figure out the melody of the song on their own or some shit and posting it on youtube or some shit…

Now, I’m not a fan of much other than her tits and the fact that I thought I’d bang her at least once before I die, but that marketing lie would seriously piss me off…If I was sitting here at the computer waiting for the, you can’t fucking trick me like that…It reminds me of when girls promise me nudes and send me a pic of a naked old lady after I invest hours in making them feel pretty…and that makes me fucking angry….

Here are some pics of her with stupid hair and a stupid outfit showing off some leg….and in 20 hours we can all cry masturbating to her angelic voice in shitty pop song format again…good times…

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Shorts

2010

17

Feb

More of Christina Aguilera’s Hot Little Body on the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I posted a few pictures of Christina Aguilera on set of her new movie, because I guess she’s an actor now, as acting doesn’t take much talent. She was wearing tight leggings and her body looked rockin, because I guess being in a movie called Burlesque means she strips down, not that burlesque stripping is really anything to get excited for, but we cal all hope Hollywood puts a hotter spin on it that the burlesque shows I’ve been to, where girls who dress like Betty Page and think they are in the 1950s, who you would assume is a lesbian and who is a solid 35 pounds out of weight humiliates herself in nipple tassels, trying to cocktease, when really just providing serious comedy….because hot girls don’t need to do that kind of song and dance to get laid….they can strip at real stripclubs or fuck rich guys who pay their way…like Christina Aguilera did and I am loving Christina Aguilera’s little whore body in tights…it brings back memories of jerking off to her ten years ago…good times.

And Some Hot Mom Camel Toe

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Posted in:Body|Christina Aguilera|Hot

2010

16

Feb

Christina Aguilera is a Street Walker on Set of the Day

I always knew she was a whore, but it really solidified when I found out she married that really ugly dude. It was clearly not a marriage of convenience since he is Jewish and you have to work to convert to marry a Jews, like Ivanka Trump and it was obviously not a marriage due to his boyish good looks, I think the only justifiable explanation is that he bought her with all his money. Sure she had enough money of her own to last a few lifetimes over, but there’s no way that this was for “love” or not monetary, because it is impossible to fall in love with something you can’t stomach lookin’ at, but it is easy to pretend you are, for a paycheck, especially if you are a whore….cuz whores love fucking for money…at least that’s what I’ve learned from my experience with whores…which is relatively extensive but mainly on the low end of the spectrum, cuz 50 dollars a cum was always maximum budget…not that you care..

On a sidenote, the only good thing about Christina Aguilera taking up acting in this Burlesque movie, is that it will prove to everyone that acting doesn’t really take talent or skill and that they’ve just been fooling you all these years to keep their club an exclusive one…cuz if every idiot became an actor, none of them would get paid stupid money and the whole industry would go to shit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Whore

2010

02

Feb

Christina Aguilera is Boring on Set of the Day

I downloaded these pictures thinking I wasn’t going to end up with pictures of some Celine Dion lookin’ trash. I was like “oh shit, Aguilera on set of something called Burlesque, this is gonna be good”, maybe she’d have cameltoe, or she’d be breast feeding, or maybe even have a hard nipple, fuck I thought she’d at least look like she was worth trying to abduct and make your wife in the woods somewhere before getting caught and shot by the police but I was wrong… I am posting them anyway because I want you you to share my disappointment with me. Feel the disappointment and remember that feeling because I am sure you’ll feel it again soon, like next time you look in the mirror, or next time you open your pay check, or next time you sober up and see what you just slept with…I’m sure you’ve felt it before, only know you’ll think of me when it happens again and I’ll be glad to join you in spirit…This shit is far too emo…gonna put it out of its misery now….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Christina Aguilera

2010

01

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Mom Tits of the Day

I had a bet that I would fuck Christina Aguilera at one point in my life. In 1997 it seemed like it was possible. She was a good girl who had years ahead of her to go sour and I was an ambitious alcoholic who was addicted to drugs and totally fucking delusional and believed I was going to get to Hollywood and find a way to stick my dick inside the bitch…but with my laziness came marrying a fat chick for security and with her lack of a father came marrying a really ugly dude and having his baby pretty much killing herself without actually killing herseland I guess the whole thing officially went sour when the guy I made the bet with died in a car accident….but I can still celebrate her fake tits like I did when they were slowly being installed in installments so that she didn’t just show up after a vacation with huge tits, throwing off her 10 year old girl fans in a time when the world was way more sensitive….

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Tits

2010

12

Jan

Christina Aguilera is Still On Set of the Day

I hate when people defend actors. They tell me how hard their jobs are and how many hours they put into the shit, when I know that all they do is remember a handful of fucking lines they are about to shoot, and spend the rest of their time on set either repeating themselves until it is perfect, or sitting in their trailer doing blow, playing videogames, or pretending they are so fucking great while fucking groupies in front of the mirror, all while getting paid millions of dollars….I think the fact that Christina Aguilera was cast to be in a movie just proves that anyone can act and that everyone has what it takes, it doesn’t take years of training or any of that shit, you just need to know how to read or have someone next to you tell you the lines you have to say. It’s a great fucking scam that I wish I got up on, but I just don’t think the camera loves me as much as it should….in fact no one loves me, but that doesn’t change the fact that Aguilera brought her little slut ass out to set….where she got to rub up next to a dude who doesn’t look like her monster husband….and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Burlesque|Christina Aguilera

2010

11

Jan

Christina Aguilera, Cher and Kristen Bell Do Burlesque of the Day

I am too lazy to figure out what’s going on in these pictures. I just know that Vampire Den Mother Cher gay icon tucked her weathered Native American cock into her sequined girdle or the “Spanx” as the trendy refer to them today, only to taint Kristen Bell’s fat ass that her new brown hair can’t distract me from, while Christina Aguilera’s skinny ass and busted face waited outside a Burlesque show, where I guess she’s going to learn a few dance moves because pregnancy took her out of her “Dirrrty” mindset and just made her pussy dirty to look at or fuck thanks to opting out of the “C-Section” she was offered….good times…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Burlesque|Cher|Christina Aguilera|Kristen Bell

2010

08

Jan

Christina Aguilera in a Short Skirt on Set with Cher of the Day

Cher and Christina Aguilera are working together on set for something I can only assume gay guys are going to go fucking nuts over, I mean that is if gay guys other that Chazz Bono are still into Cher and her glamorous deep voice…and if they aren’t it still looks like its destined be something I will jerk off to when drunk and questioning my sexuality, cuz sometimes we gotta switch things up a little to see what it is that we really like and I’m assuming when I am done wiping the tears of shame from my eyes, this won’t be one of those things…either way, whatever is going on is weird and I’ll leave it at that cuz I’m hungover and don’t really care…

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Short Skirt

2009

30

Dec

Some Christina Aguilera for Old Times of the Day

I wonder if Christina Aguilera cares that Lady Gaga is the new her. You know does she sit at her luxury home watching MTV practicing Lady Gaga dance moves and dressing in Lady Gaga outfits remembering the glory days of when she was still relevant and not a washed up mother with an ugly husband who didn’t quite accomplish what Gaga has in the past year in her entire career….maybe it doesn’t really matter to her, maybe she’s happy with her life and family and I figure if I made a ton of money at a young age, I’d just spend my life getting fat and drunk not giving a fuck about anyone else, hell, I did that without making tons of money…but then again, I’m not Christina Aguilera and I don’t have the same hair dresser as the biggest thing in music…something she aspired to be….

Either way, here’s a reminder that Aguilera is still alive.

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Mom|old

2009

25

Sep

Do You Remember Christina Aguilera of the Day

Do you remember a time when Christina Aguilera wasn’t a mother with an ugly Jewish husband and a shitty body? Remember, back when she was a hot body with perky fake tits and a tight ass that was making music videos that were the closest thing to trashy gutter porn on TV? Well based on this pictures, we should forget those days, retire those memories and give up on her because it’s pretty clear that this bitch has and that means she doesn’t deserve our support. What a fuckin’ waste of a good pussy.

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Retired

2009

01

Apr

Jordan Bratman’s Pussy Buys Lingerie of the Day

I did a post on panty shopping yesterday. How many times can a man admit his weakness or fetish or whatever the fuck you want to call getting off to watching girls I don’t know buy underwear. You’d think Aguilera would have a sponsorship set up, maybe free underwear shipped to her monthly, because got knows she goes through them like toilet paper, that drippy bitch. I guess she’s out trying to be sexy, you know to turn on her man, since she’s got all fat from the last pregancy and feels like shit about herself, smoke and mirrors and lingerie may do the fuckin’ trick. I guess she doesn’t realize that before her, dude was locked in his basement watching porn and fucking household objects before becoming rich, you know, cuz if she did, she probably wouldn’t have married him.

Here’s a video of her shopping on Melrose….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lingerie

2009

30

Mar

Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants of the Day

I guess Christina Aguilera feels threatened by Lady Gaga, you know because that this ugly faced rat of a woman with a penis, who targets all the gays and Perez Hilton, is actually a huge fucking thing, and I am not talking about her penis, I am talking about her record sales, despite her having no business being famous, so that’s why she decides to dress like the motherfucker, and do surprise appearances at his Birthday party, because it’s her way of re-securing her position as a Gay Icon….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lady Gaga|No Pants

2008

19

Dec

Christina Aguilera Turns 28 of the Day

I guess I should start posting, I figured everyone was on Christmas Vacation already and wasn’t going to bother, but that’s just because I am lazy and any excuse to stay in bed all day is a good one…

So while I was sitting in my ratty ass sheetless bed, Christina Aguilera was out celebrating her 28th birthday. Wow, 28. Where does the time go. It seems like just yesterday I was jerking off to her on the Mickey Mouse Club….Oh that’s right, I was jerking off to her on the Mickey Mouse Club yesterday, thanks Youtube.


To See The Rest of the Pictures of this Weathered Drunk at her Weird Clockwork Orange Themed Birthday, Follow THis Link….Because the Paparazzi Hate Me…
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Posted in:Birthday|Christina Aguilera

2008

18

Nov

Christina Aguilera Rocks The Economic Crisis of the Day

I read this article on Christina Aguilera drinking 35,000 dollar snifters of cognac with Martha Stewart and I am a little concerned because maybe this bitch has lost her fucking mind not because she is giving all of us who can’t afford our mortgages on a 35,000 dollar house because we just lost our job a big fuck you, but because she’s hanging with Martha Stewart.

Then I came across this article about how the economy is fuckin’ her like Martha Stewart wants to…..

Back in the summer of 2007, pop star mommy Christina Aguilera and her music executive huzband Jordan Bratman forked over $11,500,000 for the Beverly Hills mansion of addled rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his extremely ambitious wifey Sharon.

That left Missus Dirrty with an extra house in the Hollywood Hills where she had been living since April of 2003 when she paid around five million big ones to buy a 5,411 square foot Steve Hermann designed residence on Devlin Drive.

In April of 2008, not long after Mister and Missus Dirrty moved into the old Osbourne mansion on Doheny Road, she listed the 4 bedroom and 7 bathroom Bird Street nest for $7,995,000. We’ve heard through the gossip grapevine that several celebs and their mostly superflouus entourages have toodled up the hill for a walk around. However, no big name or deep pocketed person has bit the big bullet

So, like so many other high end sellers with lavish properties languishing on the market, Miss Dirrty and her property purveyor rather wisely hauled out the price chopping machete and hacked the asking price by a gigantic one million clams bringing the asking price all the way down to $6,995,000. Our bejeweled abacus tells us is more than 12% lower than the original asking price. Wow.

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If you didn’t read the article, it says that she lives in a 11.5 million dollars house and owns a 8 million dollar house that is on the market and in hopes of selling it, has adjusted the price to the state of the market by making it more affordable for people, but cutting the price down to 7 million dollars, so all the haters can fuck off, because Aguilera is feeling the burn from the economy too, she’s just a victim of a predator like Martha Stewart, who is running some serious game on Aguilera, knowing that she married a man only a lesbian would marry, in hopes of reliving some of her prison rape experiences with young, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever spic she is, pussy, just like the Juanita she was married to in prison…..

Here are some more pics of her tits…..

Posted in:Broke|Christina Aguilera

2008

05

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Got a See Through Shirt on Over a Regular Shirt of the Day

I saw a group of mom’s on their maternity leave walk today. I guess they are high school friends who do everything together. You know, they went to the same college, or worked the same stripclub and partied at the same bars and drank the same drinks, they moved in with their abusive boyfriends the same year, they all got pregnant together, not actually in the same room, but a few months apart, because they didn’t want to let any one of them steal the spotlight.

They were dressed like total sluts, I was almost surprised but then I remembered what part of town I was in and how they got into the whole pregnancy mess in the first place. They were probably working the full-service shift next to each other just 9 months earlier and I couldn’t help but wonder what position they got it from the night the seed stuck to their uterine walls and if that seed came with STDs or not….One of them was wearing a skimpy shirt, showing off a tit tattoo on a fake tit with a hard nipple and no bra, I guess to give easy access to feeding her kid nature’s food, or maybe lure some unsuspecting man to move in and be its dad, since she didn’t have one of those, and I guess Christina Aguilera is classier than that, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt, and that’s really too bad.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|See Through