Here are some pictures of pregnant Christina Augilera’s leaving some restaurant with her husband that gives all of you hope that if you ever make a lot of money, you can knock up a bitch like Christina too, but until then, you’ll have to jerk of to her attempt at ready to drop porn that is pretty fucking weak cuz all we can see is her huge implant pregnancy fat milk filled tits. That’s good enough for me, what isn’t good enough for me is that I lost a bet I made 10 years ago that I would bang her in my lifetime, that fact that dude dropped load in her that stuck means she’ll probably stick it out with him for a while probably a good move on his part, because being the baby daddy of X-Tina’s baby is sure to go over well with all the young college chicks he’s going to cheat on her with because now he thinks he’s hot shit…I am just hoping it’s enough time for me to get my shit together because I hate losing bets and because I already know she’s got no standards….but I think it’s easier to just accept that I didn’t win. I am lazy like that.
I used to know a guy who was obsessed with trying to get a girl pregnant. He never really had sex all that often and when he did it was usually paid for. He would always sabotage his condoms hoping one would get through but the problem with hookers is that you can’t always find them for the follow-up. He became so obsessed with it that he’d go to the laundry room in his building and jerk of on girls panties, thinking that one unsuspecting girl would put on the underwear before it dried. What he didn’t realize was that there was a hidden camera in the laundry room of his building and the one girl he constantly did it too caught on the first time and made a complaint. He got arrested and he probably should have quit his pregnancy quest while he was ahead…but dude just had to push the limits.
Either way, here are some Aguilera crazy cleavage pictures.
If I was a real blog this post would have been two lines and it woulda gone like this: Hey Christina, maybe you should lay off the cheesecake it’s starting to look like you’re pregnant. Oh wait it’s cuz you are. Nice tits.