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2015

15

Jan

Cindy Crawford for the Evening Standard of the Day

I normally make fun of older ladies, because I know that in their middle-age, they are jealous of the younger girls who still have their sex appeal. I know when I see them shopping, or wearing their daughter’s clothes that they’re struggling with aging….that their hotness is no more but that they will workout, they will get botox and implants…and they will end up looking like pornstars at the end of it all..and I figure…help them feel old, make them insecure, leads to them performing better in bed when you get with them and tell them you’re used to 20 year olds…try it, it works…

THat said, Cindy Crawford in her panties, in bed…is amazing…and I guess you can use this to send to all your 50 plus girls you want to fuck saying “why don’t you look this good, you’re younger than her”….if done right, she’ll ride you to prove to you…that looking like Cindy Crawford doesn’t matter as much as the spirit put into it riding you.

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2014

06

Nov

Cindy Crawford Topless #TBT of the Day

I am so current motherfuckers, I do THROWBACK THURSDAYS or #TBT posts to fit in with the rest of the world going through their photo archives to pull up uninteresting by highlight pics of their youth…to shove down our throats…like we fucking care…and don’t have real issues to deal with…like napping…

Only my Throwbacks aren’t me at DisneyLand being scared by Mickey Mouse…or me being molested by my school teacher at 10….

They are Cindy Crawford when she was nude in the 80s, early in her career, because models need to get naked to be taken seriously…and she was taken seriously, and still is, well into her 50s….so why not take a second to stare at her 1980s tits, it’s not like we have anything better to do…

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2014

16

Oct

Cindy Crawford for Citizen K International Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Gold Digger Cindy Crawford, who was celebrated by her PR Team for being one of the original supermodels. You know a woman who made money in her own right, doing her own thing, and paving her own way in the fashion industry. A woman who I’ve seen in person and is totally substantial and amazing even at 100…but who no one ever talks about how she married the GERBER family heir…who I would assume is probably a billionaire…because models always go for billionaires, if anything I think they become models to meet and bed billionaires…whether they are millionaires on their own or not….it’s all about dating up…

So one of the Original gold digging models, turned wife and baby momma to the future Gerber heirs…did some campaign and she looks fucking good, if I was a billionaire I would buy her too…and all the younger versions of her that come along because that’s what being a billionaire is all about…

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2014

12

Jun

Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

It’s Thursday, and along with my hatred of people wishing me a “Happy THursday”…I also hate seeing people’s archival footage of their shitty fucking lives on social media, with a little #TBT tag…it’s like I hardly give a fuck about you today, just keep posting butt shots, I don’t need to see you being cute on a Disney vacation with your shitty, chocolate smeared face, half retarded brother…

But when Throwbacks involve tighter ass, nipples, ass, supermodels naked in bed just last year for a W Magazine Shoot they probably didn’t want to ever leak since there is nipple and she’s not retouched and looks her age…but still looks better than anything you’ve ever fucked…I totally support..

I am a hypocrite like that…here are the pics.

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2014

27

Mar

Cindy Crawford Looks Good for Omega of the Day

Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina…

That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel…

I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….

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2013

27

Dec

Cindy Crawford in a Hot Shoot for V Magazine of the Day

Cindy Crawford is a hot bitch…even into there 50s…because genetics…combined with fitness…combined with diet…combined with plastic surgery has helped her maintain all that really matters to her in terms of her career…and that’s her physical appearance…

For the record, I am the first person to say that models are smart, I defend them all them time when people try to play off that they are vapid cunts, and my rebuttal is pretty basic…they are smart enough to make themselves look good….because looking good pays the fucking bills..

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2013

14

Nov

Cindy Crawford for V Magazine of the Day

A couple of years ago…I was face to face with Cindy Crawford and at the time I had no idea it was Cindy Crawford…because I have facial recognition blindness…

What I did know is that the bitch looking back at me was substantial…something you don’t get from a random street hooker or party slut at the club…

That’s not to say she was classy, because I am sure she’s pulled her own slut moves, and licked the right ass to get wherever she needed to be in the 90s…

It is to say, that whatever even in her late 40s…this woman, at least physically, because I doubt any model has an actual soul, because they are robots, clearly with well programmed robot eyes, to make me want to buy whatever the fuck she was selling…

She just raped my soul with one glance and I am really not the guy to fall for that shit ever…making me think…there’s some evil scientist behind this operation…especially today…watching this V-Magazine shit…while she’s in her 50s…it makes no sense…she must drink lots of water..or maybe…she’s just a fucking robot…who knows…

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2013

10

Jun

Cindy Crawford Making Out With Herself for MUSE of the Day


Cindy Crawford is a fucking dream. I know I am supposed to be disgusted by old ladies, but this one, this one’s special and not even because I used to jerk off to her in the 90s when she was supermodeling, but because I crossed paths with her once, and her “it factor”…the same “it factor” that made her a celebrity in the first place…pretty much melted my soul.

I guess some people just have an energy, or what it takes to win the people around them over, and some people, like supermodels, no how to make love with their eyes, and pretty much ruin anything in a 10 block radius.

Seriously, after the day I crossed paths with her, I’ve never been the same, no girl has been close to this greatness, and all the bitches I fucked, despite having no standards, were that much more unappealing.

I am a fan of this shoot for the latest issue of MUSE…but more importantly, I am a fan of ejaculating on printouts of it…because that’s as close as I’ll get to this loveliness.

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2013

22

May

Cindy Crawford’s Still Got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.

Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on, or maybe I just like bitches with moles.

But I am going to assume it’s got more to do with running into her on the street once as she was getting out of her town car and walking into her hotel, and we exchanged glances, and when our eyes locked, part of me died, because it was amazing, magical and exactly how she worked the camera….reminding me that she’s fuckin’ good at looking good and here she is proving she’s still got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….

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2013

09

Jan

Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day

I wonder if I will ever get over the time Cindy Crawford and I exchanged glances, and like a scene from a movie…the world stopped for a second as the sound of angels singing filled my ears and a sparkle shined off her smile and eyes….in what was the closest thing I’ve felt to God…and I went into that union of our souls…not giving a fuck about her…I was always into the one who ended up with David Copperfield…but this babe just sucked me in…all 50 year old mom and all…

So seeing her back on the model scene…posing and looking at the camera like she’s calling my name to find her and hard cuddle her…you know shower her with love…and fill her menopause up with my seed….is glorious….here are the pics.

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2013

04

Jan

Cindy Crawford Champagne Facial of the Day

Cindy Crawford did a shoot with Terry Richardson…that went a little something like this….ejaculating champagne bottles being all suggestive like a porn..like she wasn’t 50….and shit makes me want to do the same fucking thing to her….if only I had a penis that still worked…seriously…this is amazing…I have never wanted to be such an elegant beverage for classy people so bad…


If you’re interested…..
Here she is on the beach…
The other day….

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2012

12

Dec

Cindy Crawford Still Gives Me Boners of the Day

Madison Magazine has reminded me what I used to masturbate to Cindy Crawford in the 90s….cuz I’d masturbate to her now….if my penis was able to perform such tasks…but hard living and a disgusting wife has made us our very own circus performer…one that can’t perform tricks…unless being impotent is a trick…but I feel like if I really focus and forget all the smut I’ve digested over the years leading to someone who can’t really get into anything….Cindy Crawford may be the one to save me….yep…she’s fully clothed and I felt something move….you see cuz that’s her fucking super power…

I’m into it, even if I generally like more exposed Uterus in my retired model pics.

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2012

26

Nov

Cindy Crawford Bikini Pic from Mexico of the Day

Cindy Crawford is and old thing in a new package and as much as I generally hate old things in any package…except maybe a snow suit…I am kinda into this Cindy Crawford old thing…cuz models just age better than regular humans cuz models are vain, image obsessed and scared the world will judge them when they fall off like they were Anna Nicole Smith…cuz there is nothing the catty, haters want to see more than someone so celebrated for being a babe…no longer a babe….and by the looks of it…Cindy Crawford is winning this fight….and I’m not just saying that cuz we had a moment and exchanged glances once and she smiled at me….as our souls connected a couple of years ago…I’m saying that cuz she’s good.


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2012

12

Nov

Cindy Crawford For Shape Magazine of the Day


People hate on Cindy Crawford every time I post on how amazing she is…but I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….and probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to sit on my face…

That said…she’s in December’s Shape…and I love her….even though historically…I hate old bitches….

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2012

14

Aug

Cindy Crawford Old and Hot in Tight Clothes for Tatler of the Day

Cindy Crawford is amazing. Many years ago, I was standing on a street corner as I often do, because I don’t have a job and never really know how to fill up my days and an SUV pulled up next to me….and this tall, amazing looking woman got out….it was Cindy Crawford, I was next to her hotel, it wasn’t like she made the driver pull over to sit on my face, as most girls do, but she did smile at me, or maybe she was laughing at me, as she walked into the hotel, and part of me died…because I realized they don’t make crackwhores this good….and I only have sex with crackwhores…and I will always only have sex with crackwhores…and this Cindy Crawford bitch opened a door to a new world…a world I’m not invited into…except when looking, and by looking I mean masturbating to her photoshoot pics….even though she’s 50 something and that alone is normally disgusting…but she is defies all odds…or some shit….who cares…look at the pics.

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