Nothing says classy hooker, quite like seeing a bitch work a pole….

Showing the world how she made it…not that she’s made it…but she’s done better for herself than most strippers..

A little throwback to what was….you know her skill set that got her to the top….like seeing a retired baseball player pitch a knuckle ball at a charity event….

Talents left behind but never forgotten…..

And I’m just amazed she can lift her fat ass off the ground….she is a talent….no wonder she’s on TV…

No wait, she’s on TV cuz she slept her way there. Good girl..

Posted in:Coco

I don’t know about you, but when I need to feel inspired and get motivated in the morning by looking at fitness pics of girls working out…saying “shit I love fitness, health and all these other things I don’t have in my life but probably need”….Coco is not who I turn to…you know she’s not my thinspiration, if anything, all the attention her fat ass has got has turned otherwise anorexic looking girls into curvy monsters…because she basically says “if you eat, rappers will like you, rappers are rich, lock it town hooker’….and the people listen….despite how irrelevant Coco is…unless I’m just reading into things too much…and girls are just fatter assed across the board…..which is probably the case…

Posted in:Coco

Coco is just too big, and not in celebrity status, or relevance, but in size. I don’t get her appeal, or why a rich dude would make her his permanent hooker, but it happened and so did these pics of her in a bikini, like she’s got a hot body, because all you hip hop freaks have made her gutter ass think she does…not to mention, you’ve made otherwise anorexic girls fall into eating, to get built like this because it is deemed sexy, at least by rappers, and rappers are the new boy band, and girls always loved boy bands….

But she is in a bikini, and I posted Alanis Morrissette in a bikini, making this a little less bad, more comical, as Coco is clearly a parody or a clown in and of herself, and I’m up for any slut who admits she’s a slut. Fact.

Posted in:Coco

Coco is pretending to workout for attention and I figure any ridiculous, comedic performance, that involves a fat chick, showing off her fat tits, for any male attention she can get, despite the fact that she’s a monster of a woman…I’m talking Roseanne Bar at her worst, but in a push up bra, that people in the hip hop community seem to like…cuz to them she represents fertility…even if her vagina is so ridden with HPV, that cervix don’t work no more, a small price to pay to find the right john to pay her fucking way….

I mean I have this ability to stare at tits and love sluts…making this picture, despite the fat cells, fun enough to post….True Story.

Posted in:Coco

I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…

Posted in:Coco

I’d like to say that whenever I am feeling down and out with no where to go and nothing to do…with no sites to look up….and no videos to masturbate to….you know when all my facebook friends, twitter friends, instagram friends, AIM friends who I have never met in real life and who are not my actual friends but who I share my deep dark secrets with…are uninteresting, uninspiring, boring….I turn to Coco becuase I know she’ll consistently whore herself, post pics of herseelf whoring herself, and that it will entertain and make me laugh and feel warm and wholesome…grounded and appreciative of what I have….but I’d be lying…cuz Coco only comes to my mind when her bottom feeding, starved for attention, stripper trash is emailed to me….no matter how trashy, tacky or pathetic her pic may be…

Here is something she posted to day…to impact your life in no way whatsoever…

Posted in:Coco

Coco is fucking disgusting to me…but I don’t hate her for it…I mean I can’t hate every pig of a woman who gets half naked and flashes half her vagina, or sometimes her whole vagina, while rocking a fat dumpy ass implanted ass and some fake tits, like some gutter hooker trash that she clearly is and that she is clearly good at, cuz unlike other gutter hooker trash, she secured a millionaire Hip Hop legend to be her john….if anything, I appreciate that she exists…and inspires more girls to be like this….or at least give me some weirdness to try to understand…despite being trashy, unnecessary and not very pretty….

Posted in:Coco

If I wanted to see a fat chick running on the beach like she’s not fat, I’d take my fucking wife on vacation….

But here is Coco…all of Coco…all 160 lbs of Coco with a bull dog….who has more sex appeal that her and he doesn’t even have to flaunt it and scream for it and put it on fucking billboards….and I am not even into fucking dogs sexually, but if a gun was to my head and I had to pic one of them, it would be a test to my love for dogs…cuz Coco is the worst….

Posted in:Coco

COCO is pretty incredible in so many ways….

The simple fact that she does not have to do this, you know she does not have to strip or post her tits on the internet, or in public for any fucking reason at all, she is married to a dude who is worth a lot of money and who can give her all she needs…..yet she does it anyway….and if that isn’t hero status, I don’t know what is….

I guess it is one of those, once a stripper always a stripper cuz stripping is all she fucking knows situations….you know trying to take her out of the sex trade and give her the luxurious life normal girls are in the sex trade to get, but she just can’t let go…

I guess she likes the attention….and I don’t mind giving it to her…even if I find her sloppy, fat and designed for a different demographic…she’s still an inspiration to girls everywhere and that’s what matters…

Follow Coco’s Lead.

Posted in:Coco

Coco is disgusting. I don’t know what or who got in her head and told her to pose half naked as often as possible after she left her life as a stripper for a man who could support her and make all her dreams come true….in a way that you would think would inspire her to not get half naked ever again cuz she doesn’t need to pay for baby formula like a common hooker anymore….she’s set….but I guess something happened in her youth…daddy issues…or some shit…where she needs to put herself out there as hard as she can…..cuz male attention is the only currency she knows….who fucking cares…cuz Coco, clothed or not…is disgusting.

Posted in:Coco