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2014

10

Feb

Coco is a Valentine’s Day Dream of the Day

Coco, as you probably know, is pretty fucking ridiculous.

I mean she just loves attention, like a hooker or stripper who really wanted to make it in the modelling game, but the best she could do is lockdown some famous dude and use him as a platform to spread her talent, which is really not a talent at all, but rather just a set of fake tits and a fake ass on an old lady…

I still think she’s entertaining as fuck, and knowing she doesn’t have to be this pathetic and trashy makes it even better…

It’s like this is in her soul, in the core of who she is, and being rich and famous won’t change that…she’ll be tacky and doing pussy puppet shows for the old folks in the home at 80…you know twerking to hip hop til the day she dies…

And for that I love her and her heart pasties…like she was a real life Valentines Day card sent from heaven…

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2014

17

Jan

Coco’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

Fat ass Coco has the classiest instagram because she is the classiest person. She lives a life of luxury, you know up on multi-millionaire, expensive car, good fucking life fit for royalty, yet she looks more broken down than the most broken down hooker in Vegas during the porn convention…

I am a fan.

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2013

01

Nov

Coco’s Amazing (Not in a Good Way) Ass of the Day

Everyday may be Halloween for dumpy hooker Coco…you know always wearing her stripper outfits from the cheap sex shop she gets all her outfits from…like this was any other day and like she was still that stripper she was…but instead a prostitute with one john living the life of luxury as a wife…only left with memories of what was…that she can’t let go…even if she should…showing the world her ass in a silly big backed way…that may be a body double dude…but can’t be too sure because I am still trying to understand these fishnets or more importantly, why she’s standing like she’s holding a shit in…and with that Halloween is over….

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2013

30

Oct

Coco Smothering a Beach Ball of the Day

Some fat chick posted something on her Facebook about how girls with fat asses are healthier than girls with not fat asses thanks to misreading the article and not realizing that they didn’t mean a girl who was 100 pounds overweight with a fat ass, but rather a girl with a fat ass in proportion to her stomach…something that doesn’t really apply to this fat ass, because her fat ass is implants…but that still made me laugh, but not as much as seeing Coco choke out this beach ball like it killed one of her relatives, too big and old to pull this off, yet still doing this, because either she’s a fetish model, or maybe she just needs the male attention, and for some reason I am totally into the ridiculousness in it…

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2013

15

Jul

Coco’s Awesome Workout Video of the Day

This is amazing…Coco put this video of her on that surf gym machine at some point last week and it went viral…because let’s face it, it’s fucking ridiculous and not just because putting fat girls in the gym is good comedy, you know seeing how they deal with the whole fitness and breaking a sweat thing, but because this surf simulator is so erotic…especially in booty shorts…I feel like I am at the circus…the big round ass stripper circus…a circus that doesn’t exist but I wish existed because if it did…the world would be a better, at least better entertained place…and instead of focusing on legal cases in Florida that the government is using to rally the nation to fight gun laws, or distract from real issues they are trying to distract you from…when I think a better thing to be passionate about is whatever the fuck is going on in here….

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2013

15

May

Coco Working the Pole of the Day

Nothing says classy hooker, quite like seeing a bitch work a pole….

Showing the world how she made it…not that she’s made it…but she’s done better for herself than most strippers..

A little throwback to what was….you know her skill set that got her to the top….like seeing a retired baseball player pitch a knuckle ball at a charity event….

Talents left behind but never forgotten…..

And I’m just amazed she can lift her fat ass off the ground….she is a talent….no wonder she’s on TV…

No wait, she’s on TV cuz she slept her way there. Good girl..

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2013

10

May

Coco’s Inspirational Workout Pic of the Day

I don’t know about you, but when I need to feel inspired and get motivated in the morning by looking at fitness pics of girls working out…saying “shit I love fitness, health and all these other things I don’t have in my life but probably need”….Coco is not who I turn to…you know she’s not my thinspiration, if anything, all the attention her fat ass has got has turned otherwise anorexic looking girls into curvy monsters…because she basically says “if you eat, rappers will like you, rappers are rich, lock it town hooker’….and the people listen….despite how irrelevant Coco is…unless I’m just reading into things too much…and girls are just fatter assed across the board…..which is probably the case…

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2013

06

May

Coco Scares Me in a Bikini of the Day

Coco is just too big, and not in celebrity status, or relevance, but in size. I don’t get her appeal, or why a rich dude would make her his permanent hooker, but it happened and so did these pics of her in a bikini, like she’s got a hot body, because all you hip hop freaks have made her gutter ass think she does…not to mention, you’ve made otherwise anorexic girls fall into eating, to get built like this because it is deemed sexy, at least by rappers, and rappers are the new boy band, and girls always loved boy bands….

But she is in a bikini, and I posted Alanis Morrissette in a bikini, making this a little less bad, more comical, as Coco is clearly a parody or a clown in and of herself, and I’m up for any slut who admits she’s a slut. Fact.


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2013

22

Mar

Coco’s Workout Pic of the Day

Coco is pretending to workout for attention and I figure any ridiculous, comedic performance, that involves a fat chick, showing off her fat tits, for any male attention she can get, despite the fact that she’s a monster of a woman…I’m talking Roseanne Bar at her worst, but in a push up bra, that people in the hip hop community seem to like…cuz to them she represents fertility…even if her vagina is so ridden with HPV, that cervix don’t work no more, a small price to pay to find the right john to pay her fucking way….

I mean I have this ability to stare at tits and love sluts…making this picture, despite the fat cells, fun enough to post….True Story.

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2012

30

Oct

Coco’s Wet Tits Have the Best Hurricane Sandy Coverage of the Day

I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…

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2012

18

Sep

Coco’s Ass Picture of the Day

I’d like to say that whenever I am feeling down and out with no where to go and nothing to do…with no sites to look up….and no videos to masturbate to….you know when all my facebook friends, twitter friends, instagram friends, AIM friends who I have never met in real life and who are not my actual friends but who I share my deep dark secrets with…are uninteresting, uninspiring, boring….I turn to Coco becuase I know she’ll consistently whore herself, post pics of herseelf whoring herself, and that it will entertain and make me laugh and feel warm and wholesome…grounded and appreciative of what I have….but I’d be lying…cuz Coco only comes to my mind when her bottom feeding, starved for attention, stripper trash is emailed to me….no matter how trashy, tacky or pathetic her pic may be…

Here is something she posted to day…to impact your life in no way whatsoever…

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2012

20

Aug

Coco’s Ridiculous Photoshoot of the Day

Coco is fucking disgusting to me…but I don’t hate her for it…I mean I can’t hate every pig of a woman who gets half naked and flashes half her vagina, or sometimes her whole vagina, while rocking a fat dumpy ass implanted ass and some fake tits, like some gutter hooker trash that she clearly is and that she is clearly good at, cuz unlike other gutter hooker trash, she secured a millionaire Hip Hop legend to be her john….if anything, I appreciate that she exists…and inspires more girls to be like this….or at least give me some weirdness to try to understand…despite being trashy, unnecessary and not very pretty….


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2012

01

Aug

Coco Tweets Her Wet T-Shirt of the Day

Coco is disgusting….but in her defense…I like bitches who aren’t disgusting, fat, slobby, dumpy, ex hooker looking trash that seems to have landed a john to finance her life and allow her to continue her whoring at a bigger and broader scale…living out a whore dream….when she should be living out a fucking aerobic routine to scale her shit back….even if thickness is what she aspires cuz along the way…guys made her think that all guys like a fat bitch…without realizing not everyone is of african decent and fat doesn’t trigger some genetic code that tells our dicks “she can breast feed a baby through famine and drought”…..some of us are cushy, spoiled, North American who like our bitches to have toned stomachs and chicken legs….

But then again….she does post wet t-shirt pics on the internet so she can’t be so bad….

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2012

27

Jul

Coco is Disgusting in her Monokini of the Day


If I wanted to see a fat chick running on the beach like she’s not fat, I’d take my fucking wife on vacation….

But here is Coco…all of Coco…all 160 lbs of Coco with a bull dog….who has more sex appeal that her and he doesn’t even have to flaunt it and scream for it and put it on fucking billboards….and I am not even into fucking dogs sexually, but if a gun was to my head and I had to pic one of them, it would be a test to my love for dogs…cuz Coco is the worst….


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2012

23

Jul

Coco’s Fat Hairy Pussy Flash of the Day

Coco is fat and disgusting….but as far as I’m concerned she’s looking her best in these pics. I hate the photoshoots she does and promotes…..but seeing her wasted, sloppy, with lipstick marks on her greasy face and fat hanging over her knees, while more importantly flashing her hairy, unkempt, gunt that is hanging over her actual twat….. kinda justifies the way she is.

You know, you expect whore behavior from a fat, drunk pig who loves attention and that the cameras are on her….leading to her casually seeing her pussy that she didn’t plan to show off cuz if she did she’d shave the shit…but was probably too busy eating donuts to bother….and not from a sober fat bitch who was once a hooker but who married a rich guy so she would never have to be a sloppy fucking whore flashing her unkempt gunt to the paparazzi….unless she really wanted to be…

Either way, as great as these pics are, they’re pretty disturbing….and I like that.


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