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2014

07

May

Coco Fat Ass For Instagram of the Day


Here’s a little COCO keeping herself relevant on Instagram, doing all she knows how to do, you know showing her ass, to that working a normal job isn’t the answer, especially if you’re a girl….

Turn that career, or concept of success around, and find yourself a rapper or rich person you can prostitute yourself to, in a way that is not prostitution, because it is masked by “love”…and the sanctitude of marriage…giving you all the time in the world to cry for male attention like you were still working the stripclub, via ass pics…

The fact is that almost any and all marriages case can be dissected as “this is a good opportunity for me”…whether it’s with a rich person for the good life and security, or with someone who makes you laugh because he makes you laugh, or someone to make your lonely ass feel less lonely, or someone who can be a sperm donor and give you that family you’ve always wanted…there’s always a tradeoff…and on the guy’s side it’s more “she’s got a vagina, she has tits, she gives me anal, sure I’ll buy her shit and give her kids, I get to cum in her”….

So…Coco is the winner, you are the loser, and her ass is hysterical…I like it.

That concludes this rant no one cares about.

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2014

01

May

Coco Still Entertains Me of the Day

People are passing around this Coco ass picture and I don’t find it all that shocking, ridiculous, comical, fake, a novelty item, you know a caricature of an ass rendered by an artist with a good sense of humor but I mean this is a nude model hooker who married a rapper to work exclusively as his pro, you know the real like WIFE Experience who we are talking about it’s like this bitch wasn’t a stripper, getting naked and taking ownership on her clown ass, I am sure she was riding dick for money long before riding Ice T’s wallet..into holy matrimony…if anything, I’m just shocked her bare ass is in stripper clothes isn’t spread and inserting objects…

The sick thing in all this is that I like it.

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2014

10

Feb

Coco is a Valentine’s Day Dream of the Day

Coco, as you probably know, is pretty fucking ridiculous.

I mean she just loves attention, like a hooker or stripper who really wanted to make it in the modelling game, but the best she could do is lockdown some famous dude and use him as a platform to spread her talent, which is really not a talent at all, but rather just a set of fake tits and a fake ass on an old lady…

I still think she’s entertaining as fuck, and knowing she doesn’t have to be this pathetic and trashy makes it even better…

It’s like this is in her soul, in the core of who she is, and being rich and famous won’t change that…she’ll be tacky and doing pussy puppet shows for the old folks in the home at 80…you know twerking to hip hop til the day she dies…

And for that I love her and her heart pasties…like she was a real life Valentines Day card sent from heaven…

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2014

17

Jan

Coco’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

Fat ass Coco has the classiest instagram because she is the classiest person. She lives a life of luxury, you know up on multi-millionaire, expensive car, good fucking life fit for royalty, yet she looks more broken down than the most broken down hooker in Vegas during the porn convention…

I am a fan.

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2013

01

Nov

Coco’s Amazing (Not in a Good Way) Ass of the Day

Everyday may be Halloween for dumpy hooker Coco…you know always wearing her stripper outfits from the cheap sex shop she gets all her outfits from…like this was any other day and like she was still that stripper she was…but instead a prostitute with one john living the life of luxury as a wife…only left with memories of what was…that she can’t let go…even if she should…showing the world her ass in a silly big backed way…that may be a body double dude…but can’t be too sure because I am still trying to understand these fishnets or more importantly, why she’s standing like she’s holding a shit in…and with that Halloween is over….

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2013

30

Oct

Coco Smothering a Beach Ball of the Day

Some fat chick posted something on her Facebook about how girls with fat asses are healthier than girls with not fat asses thanks to misreading the article and not realizing that they didn’t mean a girl who was 100 pounds overweight with a fat ass, but rather a girl with a fat ass in proportion to her stomach…something that doesn’t really apply to this fat ass, because her fat ass is implants…but that still made me laugh, but not as much as seeing Coco choke out this beach ball like it killed one of her relatives, too big and old to pull this off, yet still doing this, because either she’s a fetish model, or maybe she just needs the male attention, and for some reason I am totally into the ridiculousness in it…

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2013

15

Jul

Coco’s Awesome Workout Video of the Day

This is amazing…Coco put this video of her on that surf gym machine at some point last week and it went viral…because let’s face it, it’s fucking ridiculous and not just because putting fat girls in the gym is good comedy, you know seeing how they deal with the whole fitness and breaking a sweat thing, but because this surf simulator is so erotic…especially in booty shorts…I feel like I am at the circus…the big round ass stripper circus…a circus that doesn’t exist but I wish existed because if it did…the world would be a better, at least better entertained place…and instead of focusing on legal cases in Florida that the government is using to rally the nation to fight gun laws, or distract from real issues they are trying to distract you from…when I think a better thing to be passionate about is whatever the fuck is going on in here….

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2013

15

May

Coco Working the Pole of the Day

Nothing says classy hooker, quite like seeing a bitch work a pole….

Showing the world how she made it…not that she’s made it…but she’s done better for herself than most strippers..

A little throwback to what was….you know her skill set that got her to the top….like seeing a retired baseball player pitch a knuckle ball at a charity event….

Talents left behind but never forgotten…..

And I’m just amazed she can lift her fat ass off the ground….she is a talent….no wonder she’s on TV…

No wait, she’s on TV cuz she slept her way there. Good girl..

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2013

10

May

Coco’s Inspirational Workout Pic of the Day

I don’t know about you, but when I need to feel inspired and get motivated in the morning by looking at fitness pics of girls working out…saying “shit I love fitness, health and all these other things I don’t have in my life but probably need”….Coco is not who I turn to…you know she’s not my thinspiration, if anything, all the attention her fat ass has got has turned otherwise anorexic looking girls into curvy monsters…because she basically says “if you eat, rappers will like you, rappers are rich, lock it town hooker’….and the people listen….despite how irrelevant Coco is…unless I’m just reading into things too much…and girls are just fatter assed across the board…..which is probably the case…

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