I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…
I’d like to say that whenever I am feeling down and out with no where to go and nothing to do…with no sites to look up….and no videos to masturbate to….you know when all my facebook friends, twitter friends, instagram friends, AIM friends who I have never met in real life and who are not my actual friends but who I share my deep dark secrets with…are uninteresting, uninspiring, boring….I turn to Coco becuase I know she’ll consistently whore herself, post pics of herseelf whoring herself, and that it will entertain and make me laugh and feel warm and wholesome…grounded and appreciative of what I have….but I’d be lying…cuz Coco only comes to my mind when her bottom feeding, starved for attention, stripper trash is emailed to me….no matter how trashy, tacky or pathetic her pic may be…
Here is something she posted to day…to impact your life in no way whatsoever…
Coco is fucking disgusting to me…but I don’t hate her for it…I mean I can’t hate every pig of a woman who gets half naked and flashes half her vagina, or sometimes her whole vagina, while rocking a fat dumpy ass implanted ass and some fake tits, like some gutter hooker trash that she clearly is and that she is clearly good at, cuz unlike other gutter hooker trash, she secured a millionaire Hip Hop legend to be her john….if anything, I appreciate that she exists…and inspires more girls to be like this….or at least give me some weirdness to try to understand…despite being trashy, unnecessary and not very pretty….
Coco is disgusting….but in her defense…I like bitches who aren’t disgusting, fat, slobby, dumpy, ex hooker looking trash that seems to have landed a john to finance her life and allow her to continue her whoring at a bigger and broader scale…living out a whore dream….when she should be living out a fucking aerobic routine to scale her shit back….even if thickness is what she aspires cuz along the way…guys made her think that all guys like a fat bitch…without realizing not everyone is of african decent and fat doesn’t trigger some genetic code that tells our dicks “she can breast feed a baby through famine and drought”…..some of us are cushy, spoiled, North American who like our bitches to have toned stomachs and chicken legs….
But then again….she does post wet t-shirt pics on the internet so she can’t be so bad….
If I wanted to see a fat chick running on the beach like she’s not fat, I’d take my fucking wife on vacation….
But here is Coco…all of Coco…all 160 lbs of Coco with a bull dog….who has more sex appeal that her and he doesn’t even have to flaunt it and scream for it and put it on fucking billboards….and I am not even into fucking dogs sexually, but if a gun was to my head and I had to pic one of them, it would be a test to my love for dogs…cuz Coco is the worst….
Coco is fat and disgusting….but as far as I’m concerned she’s looking her best in these pics. I hate the photoshoots she does and promotes…..but seeing her wasted, sloppy, with lipstick marks on her greasy face and fat hanging over her knees, while more importantly flashing her hairy, unkempt, gunt that is hanging over her actual twat….. kinda justifies the way she is.
You know, you expect whore behavior from a fat, drunk pig who loves attention and that the cameras are on her….leading to her casually seeing her pussy that she didn’t plan to show off cuz if she did she’d shave the shit…but was probably too busy eating donuts to bother….and not from a sober fat bitch who was once a hooker but who married a rich guy so she would never have to be a sloppy fucking whore flashing her unkempt gunt to the paparazzi….unless she really wanted to be…
Either way, as great as these pics are, they’re pretty disturbing….and I like that.
The simple fact that she does not have to do this, you know she does not have to strip or post her tits on the internet, or in public for any fucking reason at all, she is married to a dude who is worth a lot of money and who can give her all she needs…..yet she does it anyway….and if that isn’t hero status, I don’t know what is….
I guess it is one of those, once a stripper always a stripper cuz stripping is all she fucking knows situations….you know trying to take her out of the sex trade and give her the luxurious life normal girls are in the sex trade to get, but she just can’t let go…
I guess she likes the attention….and I don’t mind giving it to her…even if I find her sloppy, fat and designed for a different demographic…she’s still an inspiration to girls everywhere and that’s what matters…
Coco is disgusting. I don’t know what or who got in her head and told her to pose half naked as often as possible after she left her life as a stripper for a man who could support her and make all her dreams come true….in a way that you would think would inspire her to not get half naked ever again cuz she doesn’t need to pay for baby formula like a common hooker anymore….she’s set….but I guess something happened in her youth…daddy issues…or some shit…where she needs to put herself out there as hard as she can…..cuz male attention is the only currency she knows….who fucking cares…cuz Coco, clothed or not…is disgusting.
Coco and Bethenny Frankel are both equally horrible, shit stains on society cunts, who shouldn’t matter, but do matter, cuz America is into celebrity and making celebirites out of fucking garbage human beings….
I have seen Bethenny Frankel on her own show once, whinning and being annoying brad about launching her fucking skinny girl bullshit drink…and I have seen Coco stripping in the 90s before Ice T decided to scoop her up and support her life like a lottery ticket she paid for with hre throat fucking skills and the fact that she already had a fat ass and tits, something that black dudes love on white bitches…..
So I can say with confidence that I hate them both.
So seeing COCO bent over, while Bethenny Frankel takes a sip of her shitty fucking cocktail….would be far more interesting if it ended in explosive diarhea….
Or more interestingly, in spontaneous combustion, I’ve heard that it happens to cows because of the methane in their stomachs, and since Coco is a cow, it’d only be fitting….
But unfortunately, all we’ve got is this pic of these old hags thinking they are so clever thanks to their strategic hooker behavior that got them both the good life they have today…..
I don’t really know why I am disgusted by COCO….I think it has something to do with despite for my love of a good whore, you know a girl who values her worth by the ability to fuck, or show off her tits, or do dirty things that entertain me, like tickling my asshole with her tongue while I read the paper or some shit….I hate whores….you see cuz it is so easy to be this ridiculous breast implant slut, who puts aside shame and instead puts herself out there like a whore….when the real joy comes from subtle girls, who aren’t so sexualized but still hot, and the second you get them behind closed doors, they fuck like freaks…..you know in ways that should be criminal…while cunts like COCO are too busy trying on push up bras and looking at her chubby whore self in the mirror that Ice T paid for…
Whores are good to look at…and that’s about it…and COCO isn’t even good for that.
Coco has a sour fucking face even though her whore fucking ass has won her the fucking lottery….you see cuz girls are fucking moody cunts…who do not get the simple fucking fact that their husband’s success is not their success…or that their husband can find a much more pleasant girl who treats him like a fucking king instead of dealing with some spoiled entitled cunt…..
Seeing a bitch all moody, whether on her period, whether in a bad mood cuz she caught him checking out a less disgustingly thick, fake, pile of garbage, just makes me mad for all men out there who put up with bullshit from chicks they think they love, who they support and who aren’t treated like the king of the house that they are supposed to be treated as, especially when bitch isn’t contributing shit and just milking the motherfucker in exchange for sex….insane…..
Coco is in Vegas for Memorial Day…obviously…I mean what did you expect her to be doing….Polo in the Hamptons or yachting in the French Riviera….sure she could afford to do any high end thing, thanks to the entertainment industry over-paying, but the truth is that she’s gutter fucking trash, and all she wants to do with her husbands money is live the gutter trash life, half naked in Vegas rockin’ the VIP….like she’s really fucking made it….cuz society events involve keeping her clothes on…and I’m all for anything that involves sluts…from tacky to luxury….I’m down….so here’s Coco….being a little of both with her high end access only rich people get and her ghetto stripper trash behavior…best of both worlds……cuz she chooses this cuz she likes it and not cuz of necessity.
Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman….
She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it……
She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life…….
She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs….
Coco is ridiculous….and I don’t mean it in a “look at that ass, it is ridiculous” kinda way…I mean ridiculous like ridiculous was meant to be used…..
She is not a good thing….
Sure a huge part of me loves to watch girls slut out like this….all trashy in clothes from the sex store…stupid costumes that are a fucking novelty…showing off their bodies and objectifying themselvs…..but I prefer it when they have to be doing it….you know to pay the bills….not when they have other options….
So I’m torn…I love looking at sluts, when they are desperate and need to be sluts, or really under all circumstances….cuz all girls should flaunt their shit…but I don’t like looking at Coco….for anything by comedic purposes…
It is probably cuz Coco is huge…..Thick and whether her ass implant and tit implants try to balance that shit out…or she goes out to the gym and works out….I get why her husband is a black man….cuz they love this kind of white meat….where as I just find it pretty vile….I wouldn’t even get a lap dance from, this bitch if she was working my strip club….
Coco proves that ridiculous is not always a good thing…sometimes it is annoying, awkward, weird, disgusting, vile, fat, sloppy, clown-like, but there’s something very important to learn from her and that is that if you’re willing to show off your fat ass, people will not only watch you do it, but one may be a celebrity who gives you the good life, pretending your whoring is love…..reminding you that if you never put it out there…you may be missing out on that meal ticket.