It is safe to say the biggest regret I have in my adult life that I can remember is that Coco was in Montreal, which happens to be the city I live in, this past weekend for some Race Car event that took over the city and left me half dead after sneaking into an open bar event, and I didn’t have a chance to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

If I had known, I woulda stepped up my stalking, but instead I only find out about this shit when it is too late….which is convenient cuz I am lazy and even if I did know, I wouldn’t have done anything about it, cuz that’s what being a hermit totally uninterested in all this celebrity trash even though I write about it daily is all about….but I still would have liked to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

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This is from twitter a few days ago, but it is never too late to appreciate a hooker with a fat ass balancing a can on her shit to impress black dudes who pay her salary by marrying her….It’s the kind of classiness that the world needs to stay….because without it….what would stripclubs, brothels, Las Vegas, shitty plastic surgeons, washed up rappers and other cheesy fucking things trying to be sexy do?

Here is what her hired twitterer wrote as her:

Here’s one of my many talents!LOL.Balancing a can on top of my booty…Happy Thong Thursday!

I wonder what her other talents are….I mean other than prostitution for one john, humiliating herself by being a fucking joke, getting stupid fake tits and asses, making money doing it and a whole lot of other nonsense….actually I don’t give a fuck about her other talents, she is garbage, I just want her to keep posting these retard dumb bitch who thinks she is hotter than she is picture, and to audition for X-Factor.

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If you’ve ever wondered what kind of whore pussy created the whore entity that is Coco, look no further, cuz these are pictures of her and her mother, or who I like to call the woman who taught her strong morals and values that lead to her being the stripper Ice-T fell in love wit her ridiculous ass and tits which worked out well cuz she fell in love with his Wallet. We call that a win win.

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Everyone’s favorite plastic implant ass and titties was out spending Ice-T’s money, cuz that’s what happens when you are his number one high class prostitute and you have an aggreement….called “marriage”…that whenever dude wants a fuck he gets a fuck…or whatever else went down to land her stripper ass with his rapper money, I mean other than her being white and shapely and trashy and doughy and trashy…which is usually enough for his kind…no racist.

She’s showing off her midsection, upper section and bottom section…Snapping off pics of the paparazzi like she’s so surprised they are getting pics of her…even though she hired them in efforts to increase her profile and celebrity…and the whole thing is totally unnecessary in the grand scheme of the world today…but a good enough distraction from what’s important….but maybe it’s just me…I do have a thing for novelty women who aren’t hot but thing they are…It’s a weakness.

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There is really nothing hot about Coco for anyone who isn’t black….The only thing good about her is that she poses half naked for attention and I’m always up for that…even if her body is something of a cartoon character of what a body is supposed to look like…on some Jessica Rabbit shit that isn’t all that hot in anyway, unless you are black…but it’s still worth lookin at….

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The thing I love about Coco is that she doesn’t pretend there’s anything more to her than a set of fucking tits and a huge fucking ass with a skinny little waist that may or may not be a high class escort hired by one dude, Ice T.

She doesn’t try to bullshit us into taking her seriously, she just gives us what we want to see and it’s almost comical, ridiculous and a comic book version of a person, but you always know what you’re gonna get when those twitpics go up and for that consistency and production of good content, I celebrate her existence….

The world needs more Cocos.

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I am tired of writing the exact same thing about Coco time after time, but she is not tired of showing the exact same thing time after time. It’s like this shit is groundhog day, only in this groundhog day the hooker/stripper who convinced a rapper to marry her cuz she was curvy changes her cheesy cheap whore looking outfits on the regular to keep her one trick fresh for her one john, if that makes sense, which it does if you’re a genius like me.

I know she’s got a stupid fat ass that is most likely implants. I know her hustle and apparently, that’s all you need to make it in America, pathetic yet amazing. Enjoy.

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Coco posted this picture saying “Happy Thong Thursday”…which I assume is the extent of her vocabulary and capabilities because hookers, strippers and low level pussy with real fat asses they used to lock a rapper into marriage for the good life have pretty limited resources….and in Coco’s case those resources may be enough to keep her white trash self alive if she ever got caught in a natural disaster and had no access to food for a month….cuz that ass is fucking fat…Unfortunately, I find the whole thing pretty disgusting and not worth celebrating….but you probably don’t, so here is the picture….

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I don’t know how recent these are…but I can’t imagine them being that old…because Coco’s life is pretty much one of decadence with very little work…so a weekend trip to the beach isn’t that unlikely, she probably even got there on a private jet, because her hooker skills landed her one client who disguises himself as her husband….but really just pays her way as she does what he says and gives him access to her stripper lookin’ ridiculousness of a body whenever he demands it…which in a lot of ways is a lot less bullshit than actual marriage…so we should respect these gutter tits for doin’ something decent and almost respecful with her pussy…something I’m pretty sure no one expected from her when she got out of her ass implant surgery back when she was just starting out as a white chick for black dick cuz she’s thick.

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I guess it would only make sense that Coco’s sister would be as ridiculous as her, I mean when you come from the same broken home where your daddy makes you sit on his lap nude every night before bed, you kinda develop the same level of morals and values, and when one of you succeeds for being a trashcan prostitute, the other takes the lead on the shit and tries to get a rapper to hire her as a wife too, so that the world can stare at her stupid fat ass her white trash daddy probably fucked and wonder if it’s fat or ass implants…Girls like this irritate me…but broken homes are like porn to me…leaving me torn and confused….here are the sisters posing together like daddy used to make them pose growing up….and people say molesting kids is bad…without molesting we wouldn’t have porn, sluts, or the girls you all love….

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Coco is a whore, sure she’s exclusive to Ice T, but she’s still a fucking whore. Everything about her screams whore, except maybe her size, since most whores I know are emaciated drug addicts…

It amazes me how this ass doesn’t have sloppy messy cellulite all over it, but I guess when you get ass implants, that’s just they way shit ends up, a big, awkward and square shaped hard disaster. It also amazes me that people find it hot…the only thing amazing about it is that it’s just fucking weird looking, like some circus freak shit….and jerking off to something just because it is weird looking may be because you are bored of jerking off to the standard things people jerk off to, meaning you’ve jerked off way too much since the last time you got laid, and maybe should consider hiring a hooker, cuz otherwise it’ll take some illegal shit to get you off, just some advice from someone who’s been there.

So here is a big fucking ass, in a small fucking bikini that their is really no point in wearing, but these are staged pictures and staged pictures always a cry for attention….and at least she’s doin’ it right…

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Coco is a fucking vision in white. When I see her in pictures I can almost smell the old semen dripping down her thigh after one of her johns gave her and extra 1000 dollars to let him cum inside her before Ice-T offered her marriage to work exclusively for him….the only thing I don’t understand is the level of confidence it must take for her to rock this outfit, I sure as hell hope she’s wearing a plastic grocery bag for protection, cuz when you’re this used up, you never know what the fuck’s gonna leak out of your ass and pussy….

Here she is in a walking the dog that should be walking her cuz she’s a dog situation, but people (black dudes) find her hot, so I guess I should to, since fitting in with the black folk has always been a priority to me….

Pics via Fame

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Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started prostituting, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics….

Pics via Bauer

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