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2012

28

Mar

Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in Ridiculous Pants of the DAy

Coco is like an Ass and Titty Clown….a novelty item….or maybe just a novelty toy for celebrity rappers who like their white women to be ex stripper looking whores committed exclusively to them for payroll and the good life….a joke regardless of how you look at her….who pretty much mock’s herself in her “sexy” poses…I mean she’s gotta be a parody or something right, this has to be part of her comedy act, cuz know bitch would actually look like this and act like this and most importantly dress like this….right?

Well it turns out the sick thing in all this is that I love it because every once in a while you need to be reminded that big fat ass and big fake tits, on a chubby midget tanned bitch with fake hair…all tacky, cheesy and trashy in her sex store clothing exist..to remind you what life is all about…


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2012

20

Mar

Coco’s Twitter Pics the Past Week of the Day

Coco is ridiculous but you don’t need me to rip into her…it’s all be said before. She’s a hooker, she found a john who is into it, who happens to be rich and famous, and who has the ability to help her put herself out there, like the hooker she is, cuz that’s what he likes about her. She looks like a clown, is tacky as fuck, she’s not hot, but haggard, as most retired hookers are, but yet she brings the fucking goods…..in the last week….3 pics of her half naked, and that’s better than any bitch I sext with does….and although she’s made of plastic, is dumpy and short, has fake hair and bad make-up…..that’s some good fucking output….and to hate on any bitch taking pics of her ass and tits…is to hate on the beauty of sluts and all things needed for us to jerk off. Let Coco go down in history as the hero she is destined to be…..and here are those 3 pics from her twitter the last 3 weeks…..cuz she’s a whore….who like all whores…thrives off the attention she gets from her whoring….you know cuz it’s nice to feel like your hard work is valued and appreciated….

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2012

27

Feb

Coco’s Fat Ass Defies Gravity of the Day

For some reason…..I knew these pics were coming…maybe I was on Coco’s twitter….or maybe I read it somewhere… you know since she’s the new fat ass Kardashian with a reality show….and it doesn’t matter where she mentioned something about sky yoga where she hang from the ceiling….it just matters that she posted the pics….

This is workout is a weird hippie trend in Hollywood…and even Belladonna famous for being the dirtiest bitch in porn showed off her new skill of sky dancer…..at the AVNs while I thought to myself that this is some gay shit that is far more interesting when she is being the dirtiest bitch in porn….

But I guess seeing Coco’s ass defy gravity in some retarded sport is amazing…but then again….It always amazes me when fat ass chicks are athletic…it seems so unnatural….like everything else about Coco.

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2012

21

Feb

Coco Proves Her Ass is Real Fat of the Day

This actually happened? I believe it…but just don’t want to believe it…This is fucking insane….not in a good way…in a riduclous when shit like this happens on TV….I know that America is fucking doomed….kinda way…

Firstly, poeple like Coco don’t belong on TV…they aren’t meant to be famous…they are whores…or strippers who fuck famous people…leave it at that…sure throw them on some obscure cable TV show like she is a Kardashian…but interviewing her like she matters is just stupid and undeserved….

Secondly, the show Doctors, which I’ve never seen but assume is meant to help people on health issues, shouldn’t be doing bottom feeding tabloid shit like blogs do to get ratings….they are already on fucking TV….isn’t that enough for these assholes!?

Thirdlyy, America love tabloids…there are so many people with interesting thoughts, philosophers, writers, satirists, with knowledge, concepts, humor that provokes though…and they can’t get heard but Coco showing the world that she’s got a Fat ass gets air time….it is polluting us all….totally offensive…

Lastly, and most importantly, she’s not even hot…she’s a fucking clown…

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2012

13

Feb

Coco’s Ridiculous Body at Some Vegas Event of the Day

“Wasn’t she the girl who could sing high pitched or something”….it pretty much the words of genius that came out of Coco’s hooker/stripper mouth when asked about Whitney at the Grammy’s….

I didn’t think she was the brain…she’s more of the ridiculous tits and ass who doesn’t annoy me, because she embraces her life and realizes she’s a novelty act who looks like a novelty toy….pretty much a clown and from my experiece, you should never hate on a clown…or they will MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN

Either way, here are her tits in Vegas…where she belongs…cuz it houses many escorts, showgirls, and washed up pussy who think they are living the dream….and she’s wearing a hot dress..

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2012

09

Feb

Coco Topless for Twitter of the Day

Coco may be a fat…tranny looking…fake model who is actually a hooker/stripper that Ice T pulled out of the gutter and made his exclusive….but she does bring entertainment, even if it is cheap, repetitive and boring entertainment to the internet with her ridiculous tit and ass implants….

She’s BEEN TOPLESS ON TWITTER BEFORE …..not now she’s putting up topless pics of her babysitting her nephew topless, and people are making a big deal…sure, it would be considered sexual abuse, or maybe even kiddie porn, if instead of a topless whore it was a dude with an erection….but it just a topless whore, so we should lighten up a little….topless is natural even when the topless features stupidly sized fake tits….I can only assume that we’re just jealous the only tit we got from our babysitters growing up were on elderly nuns trying to see what they missed out on by selling themselves to god for free…..well speak for yourself…all nipple pics are good nipple pics…

She also put up these pics of showing off her nipple rings in a see through shirt…

I have no idea when any of these are from…and really it doesn’t matter….

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2011

08

Nov

Coco Does Lunch with her Dog of the Day

I don’t think anyone needs further proof that Coco is not hot…but for some reason…I call getting naked, slutting out, making a joke of herself like a circus clown with a circus body shape….is interesting to us….but looking at her clothed is like when the lights at the strip club turn on, when the black light of half nakedness can’t hide the true haggard nature of what you just paid good money to….and even cleavage can’t carry this outfit into a place of sex appeal….it just further reminds us that she’s not all that, she’s dumpy, she short, she’s trashy, she’s weird looking, and to let the black celebrity with a weird stripper fetish keep her…ideally for himself because I am as tired of her as her poor dog I am sure she makes lick peanut butter off her twat…cuz she’s just that kind of girl….

That said….Here’s an Ice T and Eazy E battle – Cuz Eazy E died of AIDS and that may explain why Ice Likes this tranny looking bitch….memories of gay in the 90s….

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2011

07

Nov

Coco’s Disgusting Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

This dumpy shit is not hot. Anyone who says it is….is fucking weird….or just buying into the hype…or gay and unsure of what a hot bitch is supposed to be….Sure, shit entertains…It’s better to see a dumpy bitch half naked puttign on a show, than working the Walmart cash….and what it comes down to is that the irony in her fatness is that if she would lift her ass more often – like an exercise…maybe she’d break a sweat and lose some fatness but then she probably wouldn’t be a circus act anymore…

Here are the pics…

She was proudly posting her bikini pics on twitter….in some shameless self promotion that clearly works for her….

The weirdest shit I saw on her twitter album was that people tattoo her on them….fucking weird.

We’re all doomed…

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2011

06

Oct

Coco’s Finally Gone Topless of the Day

I assume there are nude pictures of Coco out there. I’m just way too lazy and uninterested in Coco to look for them on the site, because let’s face it, she’s a fucking hooker, who probably recruited her husband at a strip club she was working at, maybe it was a high end strip club that average people like us can’t get into, but a strip club nevertheless, cuz these self proclaimed “Models” like Coco who end up with rich husbands, are seriosuly suspect….but the good news is that despite being exclusivity agreement Ice T has with her, she’s still got the itch to whore out….and finally she’s getting naked for free for the world to see to stay competitive with the younger, less ridiculously assed whores….

Here are her topless twitter pics from the other day.

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2011

05

Sep

Coco Stupid Tits for Labor Day of the Day


I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again….

Here is Coco hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…

I don’t understand how she doesn’t have nipples….and it is freaking me out…that kind of pushed up cleavage needs a little nipple edge to make biological sense…

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2011

19

Jul

Coco in a Thong Bikini of the Day

There are some pictures of Coco that I can’t post because I don’t have the rights to them but feel like I need to post them for the sake of humanity….She is on the beach in what looks like a thong, but in reality it’s a regular sized bikini, up against her ass, losing it’s battle…..and it just appears to be G-String cuz it’s one of those proportional shits like when you go to the fair and sit on the really really big chair making you look like an elf…on that big, round, ridiculous, ass version….She’s showing off her fake tits too, but who cares about that, any bitch can get fake tits, it takes a special hooker to get a fake ass to seduce her john into marrying her….

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2011

14

Jun

One of My Life’s Great Tragedies of the Day

It is safe to say the biggest regret I have in my adult life that I can remember is that Coco was in Montreal, which happens to be the city I live in, this past weekend for some Race Car event that took over the city and left me half dead after sneaking into an open bar event, and I didn’t have a chance to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

If I had known, I woulda stepped up my stalking, but instead I only find out about this shit when it is too late….which is convenient cuz I am lazy and even if I did know, I wouldn’t have done anything about it, cuz that’s what being a hermit totally uninterested in all this celebrity trash even though I write about it daily is all about….but I still would have liked to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

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2011

28

May

Coco Ridiculous Ass Talent of the Day

This is from twitter a few days ago, but it is never too late to appreciate a hooker with a fat ass balancing a can on her shit to impress black dudes who pay her salary by marrying her….It’s the kind of classiness that the world needs to stay….because without it….what would stripclubs, brothels, Las Vegas, shitty plastic surgeons, washed up rappers and other cheesy fucking things trying to be sexy do?

Here is what her hired twitterer wrote as her:

Here’s one of my many talents!LOL.Balancing a can on top of my booty…Happy Thong Thursday!

I wonder what her other talents are….I mean other than prostitution for one john, humiliating herself by being a fucking joke, getting stupid fake tits and asses, making money doing it and a whole lot of other nonsense….actually I don’t give a fuck about her other talents, she is garbage, I just want her to keep posting these retard dumb bitch who thinks she is hotter than she is picture, and to audition for X-Factor.

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2011

25

May

The Vagina That Made Coco of the Day

If you’ve ever wondered what kind of whore pussy created the whore entity that is Coco, look no further, cuz these are pictures of her and her mother, or who I like to call the woman who taught her strong morals and values that lead to her being the stripper Ice-T fell in love wit her ridiculous ass and tits which worked out well cuz she fell in love with his Wallet. We call that a win win.

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2011

14

Feb

Coco’s Tits Spend Ice-T’s Money of the Day

Everyone’s favorite plastic implant ass and titties was out spending Ice-T’s money, cuz that’s what happens when you are his number one high class prostitute and you have an aggreement….called “marriage”…that whenever dude wants a fuck he gets a fuck…or whatever else went down to land her stripper ass with his rapper money, I mean other than her being white and shapely and trashy and doughy and trashy…which is usually enough for his kind…no racist.

She’s showing off her midsection, upper section and bottom section…Snapping off pics of the paparazzi like she’s so surprised they are getting pics of her…even though she hired them in efforts to increase her profile and celebrity…and the whole thing is totally unnecessary in the grand scheme of the world today…but a good enough distraction from what’s important….but maybe it’s just me…I do have a thing for novelty women who aren’t hot but thing they are…It’s a weakness.

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