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Archive for the Coco Category

2010

17

Sep

Coco’s Got a Sister of the Day

I guess it would only make sense that Coco’s sister would be as ridiculous as her, I mean when you come from the same broken home where your daddy makes you sit on his lap nude every night before bed, you kinda develop the same level of morals and values, and when one of you succeeds for being a trashcan prostitute, the other takes the lead on the shit and tries to get a rapper to hire her as a wife too, so that the world can stare at her stupid fat ass her white trash daddy probably fucked and wonder if it’s fat or ass implants…Girls like this irritate me…but broken homes are like porn to me…leaving me torn and confused….here are the sisters posing together like daddy used to make them pose growing up….and people say molesting kids is bad…without molesting we wouldn’t have porn, sluts, or the girls you all love….

Posted in:Coco

2010

29

Jun

Coco in a Small Fucking Bikini of the Day

Coco is a whore, sure she’s exclusive to Ice T, but she’s still a fucking whore. Everything about her screams whore, except maybe her size, since most whores I know are emaciated drug addicts…

It amazes me how this ass doesn’t have sloppy messy cellulite all over it, but I guess when you get ass implants, that’s just they way shit ends up, a big, awkward and square shaped hard disaster. It also amazes me that people find it hot…the only thing amazing about it is that it’s just fucking weird looking, like some circus freak shit….and jerking off to something just because it is weird looking may be because you are bored of jerking off to the standard things people jerk off to, meaning you’ve jerked off way too much since the last time you got laid, and maybe should consider hiring a hooker, cuz otherwise it’ll take some illegal shit to get you off, just some advice from someone who’s been there.

So here is a big fucking ass, in a small fucking bikini that their is really no point in wearing, but these are staged pictures and staged pictures always a cry for attention….and at least she’s doin’ it right…

Posted in:Coco

2010

22

Jun

Coco’s Fat Ass in White of the Day

Coco is a fucking vision in white. When I see her in pictures I can almost smell the old semen dripping down her thigh after one of her johns gave her and extra 1000 dollars to let him cum inside her before Ice-T offered her marriage to work exclusively for him….the only thing I don’t understand is the level of confidence it must take for her to rock this outfit, I sure as hell hope she’s wearing a plastic grocery bag for protection, cuz when you’re this used up, you never know what the fuck’s gonna leak out of your ass and pussy….

Here she is in a walking the dog that should be walking her cuz she’s a dog situation, but people (black dudes) find her hot, so I guess I should to, since fitting in with the black folk has always been a priority to me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Coco

2010

10

Jun

Coco’s Thickness Goes International of the Day

Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started prostituting, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Coco

2010

21

Apr

Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point….

Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

Posted in:Bikini Wax|Coco|Trash

2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

23

Mar

Coco’s Got a Retarded Ass of the Day

Coco’s ass is on another level of ass. It’s like shit is it’s own person or some shit, like her syamese twin who didn’t fully develop. It’s got it’s own name, it’s own cellphone, it’s own preference in restaurants and meals and a mind of it’s own that only Coco can communicate with because it’s mouth only spits out shit.

Coco used to be jealous of all the attention she got, but decided to embrace it and make it work for her…like she had been doing with her vagina all these years….cuz she’s that kind of woman….

So I may not understand this shit or find this shit hot…but it’s definitely something worth exploring on a scientific level, like make a fucking Discovery Channel show on the shit, because I want to know the story behind this and I want to know what’s really going on here….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Coco

2010

10

Mar

Coco’s Naked Ass on Twitter of the Day

Coco is ridiculous stripper ass who must have some serious dirt on Ice-T, like shit that can ruin his career, or maybe get him arrested or killed, because that’s the only reason I can assume he took her off the stripper pole and after work escorting and married her, marketed her….or maybe he is just a pervert who didn’t want to share his whore with other people, he wanted her all for himself. but like any dude who likes showing off his shit, in a way to say he’s really made it and he’s better than us, even though I find Coco fucking vile and disgusting, he makes her show off for her low level fans, because let’s face it she’s pretty fucking useless in the grand scheme of things….and here is a naked pic of her on her tanning bed that she posted on twitter… classy girls from the gutter who were probably molested or abused, like I like ‘em.

Posted in:Coco|Fat Ass

2009

31

Dec

Coco On the Beach in Miami in Video of the Day

I’m sure you’ve all seen the pictures of Coco on the beach from the other day. I didn’t bother posting them, because this bitch only looks intersting when photoshopped and I figured I’d do her a favor and not let the world know she’s just a dumpy stripper with stupid fake tits and a fat sloppy stomach that she’s trying to cover the fuck up, because everyone knows a fat ass always catches up with the rest of a bitch….but I couldn’t turn down posting the video…because seeing her in live-action is like watching some kind of plane crash and I just can’t turn away….

Posted in:Bikini|Coco|Miami

2009

29

Dec

Coco’s Got A Ridiculous Body of the Day

Coco’s turned her body into some kind of freakshow attraction and it’s worked out pretty well for her, you know with the whole Ice-T marriage that pretty much secures that she is seen at high profile events, making it so she doesn’t have to strip or do whatever it is she was doing before seducing Ice-T with her retarded fake tits. She looks like a fucking cartoon character in the cartoon erotica you watch because you can’t get laid, with her exagerated huge fake tits and huge fake ass, and the whole thing seems like overkill considering Ice-T is black and would probably fuck anything so long as it was white.

Either way, she brought her tacky, trashy ass to the pages of some magazine I’m sure none of you will ever read and here are the pics…

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Ridiculous|Tits

2009

16

Dec

Coco is Fucking Ridiculous of the Day

I write about Coco enough that I don’t have anything left to say about her, all I know is that this picture is so fucking ridiculous, I’m going to just let you take it in, absorb it and try to understand whatever the fuck is going on in it…cuz I just can’t figure out what it is, if it is good or if it is bad, but I do know that whatever it is, it is incredibly brilliant…

Posted in:Coco

2009

08

Dec

Some Coco Pictures She’s Pimpin’ on Twitter of the Day

Coco was just pimping these pictures on twitter, I’m guessing she knows exactly what she is doing because she’s had an extensive career being pimped by various men soliciting her like the piece of disgusting, genetically modifed meat that she is.

I assume she’s doing this push for these pics becuase she thinks she looks good and is delusional because clearly she’s disgusting but I guess we can’t control what gives people a boner even if the boner is for herself, I can just assume that she likes how these were photoshopped more aggressively than any other picture has ever been photoshopped…it’s like some Guinness World Record shit….

Posted in:Coco|Pictures|Twitter

2009

17

Nov

Coco’s Twitter Porn of the Day

I love how Coco’s twitter account info says something about how she’s been married 8 years going strong, because clearly she’s only used to dudes who date her by the hour, or even the song and that 8 years is fucking huge for her, despite the fact that now she makes more money, has more fame, gets more of her favorite tacky sex shop outfits and doesn’t have to wait til they go on special,because her John pays her by the week on salary and its more than she got working the stage or street or whatever gutter she crawled out of….

She posted these pics of herself on twitter of her tanning in Florida, a state I’m sure she considers paradise, because all the trashy chicks I know look like Coco and live in Florida Trailer Parks with alligator wrestling husbands and the whole thing confuses me because her tits are so fucking disgustingly fake, but since tits only make up a third of a woman, the rest of a woman is made up in ass and pussy, so maybe those shits are not as mangled or tampered with, but I doubt it….Here are the pics..

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Cocosworld|Ice T|Tits|Whore

2009

15

Oct

Coco Gets Wet of the Day

Just when you thought that Coco’s nasty pussy was so weathered and dead that it couldn’t get a “rainstorm” in her panties on its own, she proved to us that natural lubricants aren’t always needed to get wet, something old ladies, menopausal women and girls who have sex with me have known for a long fuckin’ time, it just takes a little innovation and here is COCO avoiding the rain because she doesn’t want to melt, she also doesn’t want her whore hair to get wet or her whore make-up to run because showing the world the real Coco is not on her agenda, while being the most famous stripper-lookin’ girl in the world is.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coco|Ice T

2009

08

Oct

Coco for Twitpic of the Day

Coco has taken Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day and pretty much every pornstar and slut’s lead by posting sleazy pics of her which aren’t really all that sleazy considering they are of her and this is just every fuckin’ day, but sleazy enough for people who don’t have friends who are hookers or strippers or fat chicks with fake tits and fat asses who wear clothes they buy at the sex shop out in public like a piece of tacky garbage no one should really notice or pay attention to, but people do because we are all perverts and can’t help ourselves.

The internet only cares about half naked bitches and for a bitch getting attention is as easy as getting half naked , it’s the whole basis of everything successful online. Youtube got big because of the sluts posting hot videos, Google got big from people searching for “Porn, Boobs, Sex”, Myspace got big before it became a music site because of the sluts and guys who wanted to fuck the sluts and I guess Twitter is doing the same. Mask it how you want, legitimize it all you can, pretend you’re on a news site, or a sports site, or even a music site or search engine, but we all know the truth because the internet is designed for smut and apparently so is Coco.

Posted in:Coco|Twitpic|Twitter