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Archive for the Coco Category

2011

25

Jan

Coco’s Fat Ass and Titties Still Hustlin’ of the Day

There is really nothing hot about Coco for anyone who isn’t black….The only thing good about her is that she poses half naked for attention and I’m always up for that…even if her body is something of a cartoon character of what a body is supposed to look like…on some Jessica Rabbit shit that isn’t all that hot in anyway, unless you are black…but it’s still worth lookin at….

Posted in:Coco

2011

24

Jan

Coco’s Tits for Twitter of the Day

The thing I love about Coco is that she doesn’t pretend there’s anything more to her than a set of fucking tits and a huge fucking ass with a skinny little waist that may or may not be a high class escort hired by one dude, Ice T.

She doesn’t try to bullshit us into taking her seriously, she just gives us what we want to see and it’s almost comical, ridiculous and a comic book version of a person, but you always know what you’re gonna get when those twitpics go up and for that consistency and production of good content, I celebrate her existence….

The world needs more Cocos.

Posted in:Coco

2010

21

Dec

Coco’s Big Fat Stupid Ass of the Day

I am tired of writing the exact same thing about Coco time after time, but she is not tired of showing the exact same thing time after time. It’s like this shit is groundhog day, only in this groundhog day the hooker/stripper who convinced a rapper to marry her cuz she was curvy changes her cheesy cheap whore looking outfits on the regular to keep her one trick fresh for her one john, if that makes sense, which it does if you’re a genius like me.

I know she’s got a stupid fat ass that is most likely implants. I know her hustle and apparently, that’s all you need to make it in America, pathetic yet amazing. Enjoy.

Posted in:Coco

2010

17

Dec

Coco’s Big Fat Ass on Twitter of the DAy

Coco posted this picture saying “Happy Thong Thursday”…which I assume is the extent of her vocabulary and capabilities because hookers, strippers and low level pussy with real fat asses they used to lock a rapper into marriage for the good life have pretty limited resources….and in Coco’s case those resources may be enough to keep her white trash self alive if she ever got caught in a natural disaster and had no access to food for a month….cuz that ass is fucking fat…Unfortunately, I find the whole thing pretty disgusting and not worth celebrating….but you probably don’t, so here is the picture….

Posted in:Coco

2010

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party and her Guests of the Day

Apparently Heidi Klum does more than just get pregnant with Seal, but she also throws these Halloween parties and so many important people, like Kim Kardashian and Coco attend. I guess that’s what happens when you retire from the scene to be a family woman. I am not sure what she is dressed as, but I do know I can’t comfortably jerk off to it without feeling weird about it….

Here’s Kim Kardashian, still looking fat, even with her legs crossed and obesity strapped up in one of those harnesses they sell to fat chicks via infomercials late at night…the corset looks like it is gonna break, these costume grade shit’s aren’t meant to be used as functional fat chick shapers….

Here’s Coco lookin like Paris Hilton with tits and just being ridiculous, not necessarily justifying why she was invited to Heidi Klum’s party, but definitely justifying why I am compelled to look at her, like the elderly woman walking around in nipple tassels yesterday, I would have rather no bother staring at her or chasing for a pic, but her old lady tits just sucked me in.

Here’s Ashanti for those of you who like thick legs on a bitch who once had a hit song….which is probably all of you cuz pussy is fuckin’ pussy…no matter how low grade the meat is, we are hungry and need to be fed, except maybe for Ashanti who looks like she’s been fed plenty and that she’ll be just fine…

Posted in:Coco|Heidi Klum|Kim Kardashian

2010

04

Oct

Coco’s Bikini Ridiculousness of the Day

I don’t know how recent these are…but I can’t imagine them being that old…because Coco’s life is pretty much one of decadence with very little work…so a weekend trip to the beach isn’t that unlikely, she probably even got there on a private jet, because her hooker skills landed her one client who disguises himself as her husband….but really just pays her way as she does what he says and gives him access to her stripper lookin’ ridiculousness of a body whenever he demands it…which in a lot of ways is a lot less bullshit than actual marriage…so we should respect these gutter tits for doin’ something decent and almost respecful with her pussy…something I’m pretty sure no one expected from her when she got out of her ass implant surgery back when she was just starting out as a white chick for black dick cuz she’s thick.


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2010

17

Sep

Coco’s Got a Sister of the Day

I guess it would only make sense that Coco’s sister would be as ridiculous as her, I mean when you come from the same broken home where your daddy makes you sit on his lap nude every night before bed, you kinda develop the same level of morals and values, and when one of you succeeds for being a trashcan prostitute, the other takes the lead on the shit and tries to get a rapper to hire her as a wife too, so that the world can stare at her stupid fat ass her white trash daddy probably fucked and wonder if it’s fat or ass implants…Girls like this irritate me…but broken homes are like porn to me…leaving me torn and confused….here are the sisters posing together like daddy used to make them pose growing up….and people say molesting kids is bad…without molesting we wouldn’t have porn, sluts, or the girls you all love….

Posted in:Coco

2010

29

Jun

Coco in a Small Fucking Bikini of the Day

Coco is a whore, sure she’s exclusive to Ice T, but she’s still a fucking whore. Everything about her screams whore, except maybe her size, since most whores I know are emaciated drug addicts…

It amazes me how this ass doesn’t have sloppy messy cellulite all over it, but I guess when you get ass implants, that’s just they way shit ends up, a big, awkward and square shaped hard disaster. It also amazes me that people find it hot…the only thing amazing about it is that it’s just fucking weird looking, like some circus freak shit….and jerking off to something just because it is weird looking may be because you are bored of jerking off to the standard things people jerk off to, meaning you’ve jerked off way too much since the last time you got laid, and maybe should consider hiring a hooker, cuz otherwise it’ll take some illegal shit to get you off, just some advice from someone who’s been there.

So here is a big fucking ass, in a small fucking bikini that their is really no point in wearing, but these are staged pictures and staged pictures always a cry for attention….and at least she’s doin’ it right…

Posted in:Coco

2010

22

Jun

Coco’s Fat Ass in White of the Day

Coco is a fucking vision in white. When I see her in pictures I can almost smell the old semen dripping down her thigh after one of her johns gave her and extra 1000 dollars to let him cum inside her before Ice-T offered her marriage to work exclusively for him….the only thing I don’t understand is the level of confidence it must take for her to rock this outfit, I sure as hell hope she’s wearing a plastic grocery bag for protection, cuz when you’re this used up, you never know what the fuck’s gonna leak out of your ass and pussy….

Here she is in a walking the dog that should be walking her cuz she’s a dog situation, but people (black dudes) find her hot, so I guess I should to, since fitting in with the black folk has always been a priority to me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Coco

2010

10

Jun

Coco’s Thickness Goes International of the Day

Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started prostituting, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Coco

2010

21

Apr

Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point….

Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

Posted in:Bikini Wax|Coco|Trash

2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

23

Mar

Coco’s Got a Retarded Ass of the Day

Coco’s ass is on another level of ass. It’s like shit is it’s own person or some shit, like her syamese twin who didn’t fully develop. It’s got it’s own name, it’s own cellphone, it’s own preference in restaurants and meals and a mind of it’s own that only Coco can communicate with because it’s mouth only spits out shit.

Coco used to be jealous of all the attention she got, but decided to embrace it and make it work for her…like she had been doing with her vagina all these years….cuz she’s that kind of woman….

So I may not understand this shit or find this shit hot…but it’s definitely something worth exploring on a scientific level, like make a fucking Discovery Channel show on the shit, because I want to know the story behind this and I want to know what’s really going on here….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Coco

2010

10

Mar

Coco’s Naked Ass on Twitter of the Day

Coco is ridiculous stripper ass who must have some serious dirt on Ice-T, like shit that can ruin his career, or maybe get him arrested or killed, because that’s the only reason I can assume he took her off the stripper pole and after work escorting and married her, marketed her….or maybe he is just a pervert who didn’t want to share his whore with other people, he wanted her all for himself. but like any dude who likes showing off his shit, in a way to say he’s really made it and he’s better than us, even though I find Coco fucking vile and disgusting, he makes her show off for her low level fans, because let’s face it she’s pretty fucking useless in the grand scheme of things….and here is a naked pic of her on her tanning bed that she posted on twitter… classy girls from the gutter who were probably molested or abused, like I like ‘em.

Posted in:Coco|Fat Ass

2009

31

Dec

Coco On the Beach in Miami in Video of the Day

I’m sure you’ve all seen the pictures of Coco on the beach from the other day. I didn’t bother posting them, because this bitch only looks intersting when photoshopped and I figured I’d do her a favor and not let the world know she’s just a dumpy stripper with stupid fake tits and a fat sloppy stomach that she’s trying to cover the fuck up, because everyone knows a fat ass always catches up with the rest of a bitch….but I couldn’t turn down posting the video…because seeing her in live-action is like watching some kind of plane crash and I just can’t turn away….

Posted in:Bikini|Coco|Miami