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Archive for the Coco Category

2011

05

Sep

Coco Stupid Tits for Labor Day of the Day


I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again….

Here is Coco hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…

I don’t understand how she doesn’t have nipples….and it is freaking me out…that kind of pushed up cleavage needs a little nipple edge to make biological sense…

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2011

19

Jul

Coco in a Thong Bikini of the Day

There are some pictures of Coco that I can’t post because I don’t have the rights to them but feel like I need to post them for the sake of humanity….She is on the beach in what looks like a thong, but in reality it’s a regular sized bikini, up against her ass, losing it’s battle…..and it just appears to be G-String cuz it’s one of those proportional shits like when you go to the fair and sit on the really really big chair making you look like an elf…on that big, round, ridiculous, ass version….She’s showing off her fake tits too, but who cares about that, any bitch can get fake tits, it takes a special hooker to get a fake ass to seduce her john into marrying her….

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2011

14

Jun

One of My Life’s Great Tragedies of the Day

It is safe to say the biggest regret I have in my adult life that I can remember is that Coco was in Montreal, which happens to be the city I live in, this past weekend for some Race Car event that took over the city and left me half dead after sneaking into an open bar event, and I didn’t have a chance to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

If I had known, I woulda stepped up my stalking, but instead I only find out about this shit when it is too late….which is convenient cuz I am lazy and even if I did know, I wouldn’t have done anything about it, cuz that’s what being a hermit totally uninterested in all this celebrity trash even though I write about it daily is all about….but I still would have liked to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

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2011

28

May

Coco Ridiculous Ass Talent of the Day

This is from twitter a few days ago, but it is never too late to appreciate a hooker with a fat ass balancing a can on her shit to impress black dudes who pay her salary by marrying her….It’s the kind of classiness that the world needs to stay….because without it….what would stripclubs, brothels, Las Vegas, shitty plastic surgeons, washed up rappers and other cheesy fucking things trying to be sexy do?

Here is what her hired twitterer wrote as her:

Here’s one of my many talents!LOL.Balancing a can on top of my booty…Happy Thong Thursday!

I wonder what her other talents are….I mean other than prostitution for one john, humiliating herself by being a fucking joke, getting stupid fake tits and asses, making money doing it and a whole lot of other nonsense….actually I don’t give a fuck about her other talents, she is garbage, I just want her to keep posting these retard dumb bitch who thinks she is hotter than she is picture, and to audition for X-Factor.

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2011

25

May

The Vagina That Made Coco of the Day

If you’ve ever wondered what kind of whore pussy created the whore entity that is Coco, look no further, cuz these are pictures of her and her mother, or who I like to call the woman who taught her strong morals and values that lead to her being the stripper Ice-T fell in love wit her ridiculous ass and tits which worked out well cuz she fell in love with his Wallet. We call that a win win.

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2011

14

Feb

Coco’s Tits Spend Ice-T’s Money of the Day

Everyone’s favorite plastic implant ass and titties was out spending Ice-T’s money, cuz that’s what happens when you are his number one high class prostitute and you have an aggreement….called “marriage”…that whenever dude wants a fuck he gets a fuck…or whatever else went down to land her stripper ass with his rapper money, I mean other than her being white and shapely and trashy and doughy and trashy…which is usually enough for his kind…no racist.

She’s showing off her midsection, upper section and bottom section…Snapping off pics of the paparazzi like she’s so surprised they are getting pics of her…even though she hired them in efforts to increase her profile and celebrity…and the whole thing is totally unnecessary in the grand scheme of the world today…but a good enough distraction from what’s important….but maybe it’s just me…I do have a thing for novelty women who aren’t hot but thing they are…It’s a weakness.

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2011

25

Jan

Coco’s Fat Ass and Titties Still Hustlin’ of the Day

There is really nothing hot about Coco for anyone who isn’t black….The only thing good about her is that she poses half naked for attention and I’m always up for that…even if her body is something of a cartoon character of what a body is supposed to look like…on some Jessica Rabbit shit that isn’t all that hot in anyway, unless you are black…but it’s still worth lookin at….

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2011

24

Jan

Coco’s Tits for Twitter of the Day

The thing I love about Coco is that she doesn’t pretend there’s anything more to her than a set of fucking tits and a huge fucking ass with a skinny little waist that may or may not be a high class escort hired by one dude, Ice T.

She doesn’t try to bullshit us into taking her seriously, she just gives us what we want to see and it’s almost comical, ridiculous and a comic book version of a person, but you always know what you’re gonna get when those twitpics go up and for that consistency and production of good content, I celebrate her existence….

The world needs more Cocos.

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2010

21

Dec

Coco’s Big Fat Stupid Ass of the Day

I am tired of writing the exact same thing about Coco time after time, but she is not tired of showing the exact same thing time after time. It’s like this shit is groundhog day, only in this groundhog day the hooker/stripper who convinced a rapper to marry her cuz she was curvy changes her cheesy cheap whore looking outfits on the regular to keep her one trick fresh for her one john, if that makes sense, which it does if you’re a genius like me.

I know she’s got a stupid fat ass that is most likely implants. I know her hustle and apparently, that’s all you need to make it in America, pathetic yet amazing. Enjoy.

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