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2014

09

Jun

Danielle Lloyd’s Vegas Bikini Birthday of the DAy

Her name is Danielle Lloyd…she’s some useless Glamour model from the UK who I assume married some rich soccer player, cuz soccer players love these celebrated low level women, who look like strippers to me…and who are strippers in their own right, they just managed to fool the system and get labeled as glamour models instead of working lap dances for 10 dollars a song, even though they’d make more stripping, but the chance of bagging a closet case overpaid soccer player would have been slim to none, cuz these girls, at least in the UK are some kind of status that makes no sense to me…but that happens none the less…probably because in their trashiness, they are hot…like at Danielle Lloyd’s 45th birthday in Vegas this past weekend…not that she’s 45, her face just makes it look like she is…

Useless people.

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2014

07

Mar

Danielle Lloyd’s Bikini Tits of the Day

Her name is Danielle Lloyd, she’s a busty UK model who has made a living showing her tits, and here she is showing her tits for the paparazzi in her bikini, being as subtle as a whore can be, I mean if she hired a marching band and some fucking circus performers, with a spotlight and fireworks, it’d take away from the authenticity that she a titty model, who only exists in our lives because of her tits, showing her tits for the paparazzi she hired…if you get what I am saying…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but I’ll break it down to you like this. She’s only relevant because she models her tits, so when she hits the beach with the paparazzi she hired for PR, she shows her tits in a subtle way, to keep her fans intrigued or at least reminded of her tits. Basic low level marketing, sure, but she makes more money than us and that is depressing.

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2012

15

May

Danielle Lloyd Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Danielle Lloyd is some Glamour Model from the UK who started out as Miss England in 2004, which led to her prostituting herself in various scandals with various soccer stars…from posing nude to being on Big Brother…only to end up a 28 year old mom of two and a footballer’s wife who never has to work again…but who can sit around in her mom body bikini…living the life she planned for herself….Nothing wrong with having dreams…especially when attaining them involves being a whore. Inspirational.

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2008

01

Dec

Danielle Lloyd in Her Bikini of the Day

Danielle Lloyd is another UK Glamor model and here she is in a bikini, I guess nothing really needs to be said about her, because let’s face it, these pictures are pretty much all there is to her, but I could tell you exciting stories about my weekend, unfortunately, like Danielle Lloyd in a bikini, every weekend is pretty much the fucking same and manage to run into each other making it impossible for me to really identify what went on this weekend, other than sleeping a lot and the only thing exciting about me sleeping is that I managed to wake up, because even I question how much more my heart can take…..

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2008

17

Sep

Danielle Lloyd’s In Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

So British glamor model, Danielle Lloyd got in on some staged bikini pictures recently and I am posting them because like you, I have nothing better to do with my time, it’s this whole I post them while you look at them dynamic that makes us work. If only I could find this balance in my marriage, but have a feeling that the only balancing my wife knows how to do is the way she balances a plate of food on her gut while sitting on the couch complaining about why our TV doesn’t work, a skill I see in Danielle Lloyd’s future because she’s built like a fat chick in training, it’s just a matter of time before it happens, so enjoy these pics when you can because it’s not going to last forever.

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2008

26

Aug

Danielle Lloyd’s Got an Orange Bikini of the Day

This Danielle Lloyd Bitch busted out a bikini as she often does when she’s not drunk in the club. I guess the goal is to get some sun on her pasty British body and to spend some of the money she’s made as a UK model. If anything, Danielle gives hope to average lookin’ chicks that their dreams of being slutty models can come true all they have to do is move to the UK because clearly becoming a model in the UK doesn’t really take much more than having a decent set of tits. If this girl was in any other market, she’d get laughed out of the photographer’s studio, unless of course he was a snuff photographer who never turns down a girl he thinks no one will miss when she’s gone. Here she is in her bikini.

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2008

25

Aug

Danielle Lloyd Shows Off Her Panties of the Day

I went to a lingerie store over the weekend because I had nothing to do and like talking to girls about underwear and what underwear they are wearing because it entertains me. I figure that going to a professional is less creepy and I am more likely to get an honest answer when coming from someone trying to sell me the shit, rather than just going up to randoms and asking to describe what they are waiting, so I guess in my old age, I’ve learned a few tricks to get what I want out of women, instead of getting slapped in the face or their boyfriend sent to hurt me.

So I get in the store and start walking around and some hot bodied girl in a push up bra comes up to serve me, I tell her that I am shopping for my wife to make her realize I am a normal family man and not some kind of creep who likes touching women’s underwear while it is still on the shelf, before ass smells and laundry machines taint the shit. So we go through all these sheer things, I lie and tell her that my wife is about her size and next thing I know, she’s pullin’ down her pants showing me what she’s got on, goes through what suits her body and I was close to getting her to even try the shit on and model it for me because I could tell she was the kind of girl who wished she was a lingerie model and just didn’t have what it takes and is forced to just model the shit for her unappreciative boyfriends and one night stands, but I accidentally sabotaged myself and freudian slipped that I want to fuck those panties right off her instead of just thinking it and she caught on to my game.

It was the best hour of my week and here are some pictures of some drunk British slut model who shouldn’t be a model, showing off her sheer-assed underwear, like drunk sluts should and they are similar to what the girl in the store told me I should be buying before catching onto the fact that I am just a pervert…..

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2008

22

May

Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures of the Day

I was just out walking the streets because this has been a hard week or me of writers block and forgetting everything I wanted to talk about on the site and it’s even followed me to bed at night and unlike being followed to bed like a hot girl which would make me happy, the only benefit it has is frustration of having amazing dreams of stories I want to tell you but seem to forget when I wake up, because I drink too much.

So I hit the streets hoping for inspiration and the only thing of interest that happened was when I saw some rich lookin woman in tight pants walking around with a heavy box and I decided to ask her if she needed help with her box and when she hesitantly agreed to let me carry it for her, I said that I was talking about her other box and she just called me a sick fuck and stormed across he street. Sure, it was a standard played out joke, but I feel obligated to drop it every time an opportunity like that presents itself, it’s kinda like how Danielle Lloyd gets into a bikini every time she has a chance, which is always, because it’s all this slut is good for.

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2008

16

May

Danielle Lloyd With Her Shitty Upskirt of the Day

It turns out that crack ruins lives. It was only 6 months ago that this wholesome stripper/psychology student I got a lap dance from wasn’t willing to have sex with me because she wasn’t that kind of girl and that she was self proclaimed classy with self respect. I gave her my email despite knowing that no stripper has self-respect are they are all fucked up money hungry liars.

Then last night she reached out to me to go out for a drink since we’ve been corresponding because I don’t like to write my lap dancing sluts off, I’m a nice guy like that. I wasn’t going to go, because I don’t meet people off the internet, but truth is that I already felt her tits in person for 10 dollars so I felt like we had some kind of connection.

She chose some classy place so I put on my best/only stained jeans and showed up at the bar to find the most damaged and abused lookin’ girl sitting in the corner waiting for me. She’s probably barely 25 and looked like she was 40, she was twitching and smelled like cigarettes and piss and despite her trying to make herself look like the classy girl she claimed she was, I could tell that she was in a cheap dress and hadn’t slept in days. Halfway through the drink I thought she was paying for because she was a stripper and strippers are rich, she announced that she wasn’t stripping anymore. I automatically knew she was into other things because there was no way this bitch quit stripping to go back to her studies as she picked a scab off her arm and ate it. She started asking me if I knew pornstars and if I wanted to fuck her and when I said no she asked to borrow $500 to pay for a bikini wax.

Now in case you didn’t know, you have to be pretty fuckin’ desperate to ask me for 10 dollars, because I just don’t have it, so $500 is just way out of my fuckin’ league, not to mention I don’t know this bitch and I didn’t hire this bitch to fuck me, I just agreed to hang with her for lack of better things to do because my wife is boring and I knew that the last 6 months of talking to her have been a drug induced lie and I just wanted closure. When I laughed in her face, she stormed off and announced that if I am not going to give it to her she’s going to have to get it somewhere else and that’s when I asked if she was going to work the street and suck some dick in the back of a car, she said yes then gave me the finger and stormed off leaving me with the $20 bill that I happily paid for because the experience was worth it and it’s a life lesson that next time I hang with a desperate drug addicted ex-stripper, I am going to bring my camera to videotape her and my rich friend to pay her for sex while I watch.

Here’s Danielle Lloyd from the UK, who is one of those strippers who made it and who other strippers in the UK look up to because she doesn’t have to beg poor dudes for $500 to pay for the most expensive bikini wax of all time, she’s got her own money from being an acceptable mainstream slut.

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