You know what happens when you date George Clooney and all of a sudden become relevant….or at least relevant enough to be on Dancing with the Stars…despite having never been a star…but instead a vagina to a star for less than a year….people forget you exist and you are forced to produce your own sexy pics…for social networking…hoping another A or even B lister will come your way so that you can film a sex tape people will actually watch…and I am okay with that but only cuz desperation excites me.

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Pictures of Elisabetta Canalis hanging onto her fame for being an A-Lister’s vagina now that she is not an A-Lister’s vagina is pretty funny…you know to see what she will go through to get noticed or any attention…when it was all so easy when she was sticking Clooney inside her…now she’s done Dancing with the Stars…and is forced to attend events in bikini top….next step handing out sun tan lotion samples at Costco…..

It’s kinda fucking funny.

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If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound?

I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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Elisabetta Canalis pretty much won the lottery when Clooney, obsessed with Italy, decided to bring her ghetto trash, local news host ass to America, where she fell for the tacky site of Hollywood’s Luxury and jumped on Dancing with the Stars, even though her talent was really Dancing on the Stars with her pussy…..leading to hitting rock bottom, dating Steve-O, with no where to turn, since she bottom fed before she even go started….doing the last resort programming before ever making it….but that was before today….where she’s gone back to Europe to participate in Borat’s new movie promotion on a yacht…..the most relevant thing she’s done since Clooney…maybe this is a revival…her second chance…and who really cares if it is or isn’t…so long as she’s in a bikini…cuz her body is rocking.

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I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend…

I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.

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So Elisabetta Canalis did an ad where she got naked for Peta a few months ago…I POSTED THE US LAUNCH …..

She’s obvious….because she’s the bottom feeding wallet fucker who got on Dancing With the Stars the first chance she got cuz she knew she had a small window of opportunity before people forgot she dated George Clooney…her claim to fame….and whether she is famous and successful or not back home doesn’t matter…she’s pretty much nothing but a groupie whore here….so getting naked for a campaign that will get promoted hard…just makes sense…and I doubt she believes in their philosophy, it just corresponded nicely to her objectives of being in the media…especially since eating meat has been her claim to fame, sure that meat was of the penis variety but you get what I’m saying….and that is that this is strictly another marketing hustle….even though she should be getting naked in video playing with herself if she really wanted to make it in America….

Either way, I guess they are launching it in another country…because here she is standing with the shit….dressed like a fucking dude like George Clooney likes it…probably cuz she doesn’t care to look good or put the effort in, cuz it’s not for an American launch..and America is the only market she’s into getting into….but here are the pics anyway.

Here’s the lovely video…

And the pics…..

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I was never a big fan of this Elisabetta Canaalis prostitute. To me she always looked a little hard and manly, the kind of bitch you’d expect a guy you just assumed was gay all these years to date, because if anything she’d make for a good front provided you did have to fuck her, or maybe the guy you think is gay doesn’t know that he is gay, making for a whole other bag of issues I don’t really care about, cuz he’s moved onto a pro wrestler, and this bitch has moved onto Dancing with the Stars to hold onto that media attention her vagina finally got her after trying so hard, filling it with powerful men over and over again slowly progressing until hitting Italy obsessed Hollywood cock, I have a feeling she hunted down and captured so that she could live the fucking dream….and if DWTS is the dream, then here are the ABS to go with it….abs so hard no woman should ever have them but I do think her shirt should become a trend in high school gym uniforms everywhere…

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Here is the proof you didn’t need that George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is pulling all stops in her bottom feeding…from having sex with him and trying to milk that as hard as she could before it was pulled from her…to signing up with Dancing With the Stars….to getting naked in Peta…seems about right….for the bottom feeder hustle…and if it involves nudity, I’m down, even if organic vegan nudity is the worst fucking kind of nudity….I’d rather a sex tape any fucking day…but here’s her tight body anyway…

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Since today is all about the pussy that George Clooney’s has a spell on like Stacy Keibler …his new public girlfriend..

I figured I might as well do a comparative analysis of his new pussy and his old pussy….

Because his old pussy is using the low level fame she got from being fucked by George Clooney by rocking Dancing with the Stars, even though she’s hardly a star….but a pussy a star fucked….so here are Stumpy legs compared to Keibler in tights….disguting…but I’m just saying that cuz if a bitch isn’t good enough for Clooney to keep, than she’s not good enough for me. I’m rational like that and blame my poverty, addiction and delusions that my wife isn’t 350 pounds….

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Elisabetta Canalis holding onto her low level celebrity for fucking George Clooney by doing DWTS is pretty expected….and definitely not funnier than the thought of Chaz Bono doing dancing with the stars. I figure they should pair her up with Lacey Schwimmer since she’s the most sexually ambiguous of the crew, you know with all her thickness….I mean sure she’s got big tits but that don’t mean she doesn’t have dick….you know just like Chaz Bono….but this isn’t about a tranny weirdo…this is about some slutty Italian whore I love looking In her Bikini or Flashing some nipple ….
….only instead of bikinis and nipples she’s in a sport’s bra…showing off stomach and it’s lovely…cuz we’ll be seeing more of her in motion…even though she’s old and damaged goods…

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George Clooney’s ex hooker/exclusive prostitute who pretends she’s an actress or TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis was out in her bikini, on a yacht, with another man, posing for the paparazzi cuz in a few months no one will care that she was dumped by Clooney, when he moves onto more scandalous lovers like Brad Pitt….cuz there’s no way he’s not a Gay….and she’s not a front who can never leak his story due to a language barrier…I know how it works…

I don’t Have the rights to post the pics….but I do have the rights to link whatever I want…and today that want stars a hot bodied, irrelevant, stripper looking bitch with biker tattoos in a white bikini and I fucking love white bikinis….

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This Elisabetta Canalis chick does high class escorting right. Here she is on a fucking yacht, living a life of luxury, a known name thanks to George Clooney’s penis pretending to be on lock down with this chick, when really there’s gotta be more to this story of “love”….like her cashing the fuck in, prison tattoos and all, in exchange for the good life…and if I had a vagina…I’d probably do the same hustle…as I appreciate her level of work ethic….

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All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other….

So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.

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I don’t know when these Elisabetta Canalis nipple slip pics are from…They look like they are from a TV show…but I can’t find the clip…I don’t think that really matters….I mean we’ve seen her thonged bikini bottom ass , and in her see through panty exposing dress, and her hard nipples on the beach and even in another nipple slip and a whole lot of Elisabetta Canalis ” target=”_blank”>other goodness…But we’ve never seen these…but then again before she was banging George Clooney, we never saw her cuz she hardly exsited…She owes him…..and I guess he owes her for keeping the fact that he’s a homosexual secret.

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