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2013

12

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you…

As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

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2013

04

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pics of the Day

If you care what George Clooney pussy that is no long George Clooney pussy and that was only George Clooney pussy for a very short period of time, probably while a lot of other pussy, and maybe even some man pussy, because actors are narcissists who love themselves and fuck anything that feeds their ego, not to mention it’s a pretty fucking gay profession, even if they are marketed as men’s men…remember Rock Hudson, that motherfucker died of AIDS and it wasn’t from fucking hot dirty whores…it was from taking it in the pooper…

Never believe what they tell you….

But definitely believe that this ass looks pretty good in a bikini, it’s not as hair or fat as most Italian widows I know, you know since her opportunist ass, the one in this bikini, lost her potential husband / meal ticket, when Clooney fired her….

Who cares. Seriously.

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2013

06

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Hot Ass for Social Media of the Day

I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick….

I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

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2012

22

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pic for Instagram of the DAy

You know what happens when you date George Clooney and all of a sudden become relevant….or at least relevant enough to be on Dancing with the Stars…despite having never been a star…but instead a vagina to a star for less than a year….people forget you exist and you are forced to produce your own sexy pics…for social networking…hoping another A or even B lister will come your way so that you can film a sex tape people will actually watch…and I am okay with that but only cuz desperation excites me.

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2012

24

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Tits in a Bikini Wishing it Was George Clooney of the Day


Pictures of Elisabetta Canalis hanging onto her fame for being an A-Lister’s vagina now that she is not an A-Lister’s vagina is pretty funny…you know to see what she will go through to get noticed or any attention…when it was all so easy when she was sticking Clooney inside her…now she’s done Dancing with the Stars…and is forced to attend events in bikini top….next step handing out sun tan lotion samples at Costco…..

It’s kinda fucking funny.


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2012

07

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis is Hot and Showing Nipple for Max Italy of the Day

George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is amazing….proving that once a groupie whore, always a whore, cuz whores know how to work it and whores know how to get what they want without using much more than their tits, ass and pussy, and I like that she’s managed to increase her profile, just by inserting a dick in her…if only shoving random things in my ass would make me famous or high profile…no homo….girls have it easy…all it takes is having a vagina and this bitch looks hot as fuck.

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2012

23

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound?

I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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2012

16

May

Elisabetta Canalis Bottom Feeding Tits of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis pretty much won the lottery when Clooney, obsessed with Italy, decided to bring her ghetto trash, local news host ass to America, where she fell for the tacky site of Hollywood’s Luxury and jumped on Dancing with the Stars, even though her talent was really Dancing on the Stars with her pussy…..leading to hitting rock bottom, dating Steve-O, with no where to turn, since she bottom fed before she even go started….doing the last resort programming before ever making it….but that was before today….where she’s gone back to Europe to participate in Borat’s new movie promotion on a yacht…..the most relevant thing she’s done since Clooney…maybe this is a revival…her second chance…and who really cares if it is or isn’t…so long as she’s in a bikini…cuz her body is rocking.

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2011

01

Dec

Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend…

I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.

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2011

28

Nov

Elisabetta Canalis Posing With her PETA Ad of the Day

So Elisabetta Canalis did an ad where she got naked for Peta a few months ago…I POSTED THE US LAUNCH …..

She’s obvious….because she’s the bottom feeding wallet fucker who got on Dancing With the Stars the first chance she got cuz she knew she had a small window of opportunity before people forgot she dated George Clooney…her claim to fame….and whether she is famous and successful or not back home doesn’t matter…she’s pretty much nothing but a groupie whore here….so getting naked for a campaign that will get promoted hard…just makes sense…and I doubt she believes in their philosophy, it just corresponded nicely to her objectives of being in the media…especially since eating meat has been her claim to fame, sure that meat was of the penis variety but you get what I’m saying….and that is that this is strictly another marketing hustle….even though she should be getting naked in video playing with herself if she really wanted to make it in America….

Either way, I guess they are launching it in another country…because here she is standing with the shit….dressed like a fucking dude like George Clooney likes it…probably cuz she doesn’t care to look good or put the effort in, cuz it’s not for an American launch..and America is the only market she’s into getting into….but here are the pics anyway.

Here’s the lovely video…

And the pics…..

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2011

04

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis’ Shows Off Her Ripped Body of the Day

I was never a big fan of this Elisabetta Canaalis prostitute. To me she always looked a little hard and manly, the kind of bitch you’d expect a guy you just assumed was gay all these years to date, because if anything she’d make for a good front provided you did have to fuck her, or maybe the guy you think is gay doesn’t know that he is gay, making for a whole other bag of issues I don’t really care about, cuz he’s moved onto a pro wrestler, and this bitch has moved onto Dancing with the Stars to hold onto that media attention her vagina finally got her after trying so hard, filling it with powerful men over and over again slowly progressing until hitting Italy obsessed Hollywood cock, I have a feeling she hunted down and captured so that she could live the fucking dream….and if DWTS is the dream, then here are the ABS to go with it….abs so hard no woman should ever have them but I do think her shirt should become a trend in high school gym uniforms everywhere…

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2011

14

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Posing with her Nude Peta Ad of the Day

Here is the proof you didn’t need that George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is pulling all stops in her bottom feeding…from having sex with him and trying to milk that as hard as she could before it was pulled from her…to signing up with Dancing With the Stars….to getting naked in Peta…seems about right….for the bottom feeder hustle…and if it involves nudity, I’m down, even if organic vegan nudity is the worst fucking kind of nudity….I’d rather a sex tape any fucking day…but here’s her tight body anyway…

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2011

12

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Stumpy Non-Stacy Keibler Legs in some Tights of the Day

Since today is all about the pussy that George Clooney’s has a spell on like Stacy Keibler …his new public girlfriend..

I figured I might as well do a comparative analysis of his new pussy and his old pussy….

Because his old pussy is using the low level fame she got from being fucked by George Clooney by rocking Dancing with the Stars, even though she’s hardly a star….but a pussy a star fucked….so here are Stumpy legs compared to Keibler in tights….disguting…but I’m just saying that cuz if a bitch isn’t good enough for Clooney to keep, than she’s not good enough for me. I’m rational like that and blame my poverty, addiction and delusions that my wife isn’t 350 pounds….

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2011

30

Aug

Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off Stomach While the Paparazzi Still Cares of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis holding onto her low level celebrity for fucking George Clooney by doing DWTS is pretty expected….and definitely not funnier than the thought of Chaz Bono doing dancing with the stars. I figure they should pair her up with Lacey Schwimmer since she’s the most sexually ambiguous of the crew, you know with all her thickness….I mean sure she’s got big tits but that don’t mean she doesn’t have dick….you know just like Chaz Bono….but this isn’t about a tranny weirdo…this is about some slutty Italian whore I love looking In her Bikini or Flashing some nipple ….
….only instead of bikinis and nipples she’s in a sport’s bra…showing off stomach and it’s lovely…cuz we’ll be seeing more of her in motion…even though she’s old and damaged goods…


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2011

06

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis White Bikini Single Groupie Pics of the Day

George Clooney’s ex hooker/exclusive prostitute who pretends she’s an actress or TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis was out in her bikini, on a yacht, with another man, posing for the paparazzi cuz in a few months no one will care that she was dumped by Clooney, when he moves onto more scandalous lovers like Brad Pitt….cuz there’s no way he’s not a Gay….and she’s not a front who can never leak his story due to a language barrier…I know how it works…

I don’t Have the rights to post the pics….but I do have the rights to link whatever I want…and today that want stars a hot bodied, irrelevant, stripper looking bitch with biker tattoos in a white bikini and I fucking love white bikinis….

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