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2014

17

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis Titty Flash in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto showing the paparazzi your tits…

Elisabetta Canalis was one of George Clooney’s hookers, and now that the contract is up, so she’s showing the paparazzi her tits…

He’s onto a new girl…

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2013

12

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you…

As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

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2013

04

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pics of the Day

If you care what George Clooney pussy that is no long George Clooney pussy and that was only George Clooney pussy for a very short period of time, probably while a lot of other pussy, and maybe even some man pussy, because actors are narcissists who love themselves and fuck anything that feeds their ego, not to mention it’s a pretty fucking gay profession, even if they are marketed as men’s men…remember Rock Hudson, that motherfucker died of AIDS and it wasn’t from fucking hot dirty whores…it was from taking it in the pooper…

Never believe what they tell you….

But definitely believe that this ass looks pretty good in a bikini, it’s not as hair or fat as most Italian widows I know, you know since her opportunist ass, the one in this bikini, lost her potential husband / meal ticket, when Clooney fired her….

Who cares. Seriously.

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2013

06

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Hot Ass for Social Media of the Day

I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick….

I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

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2012

22

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pic for Instagram of the DAy

You know what happens when you date George Clooney and all of a sudden become relevant….or at least relevant enough to be on Dancing with the Stars…despite having never been a star…but instead a vagina to a star for less than a year….people forget you exist and you are forced to produce your own sexy pics…for social networking…hoping another A or even B lister will come your way so that you can film a sex tape people will actually watch…and I am okay with that but only cuz desperation excites me.

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2012

24

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Tits in a Bikini Wishing it Was George Clooney of the Day


Pictures of Elisabetta Canalis hanging onto her fame for being an A-Lister’s vagina now that she is not an A-Lister’s vagina is pretty funny…you know to see what she will go through to get noticed or any attention…when it was all so easy when she was sticking Clooney inside her…now she’s done Dancing with the Stars…and is forced to attend events in bikini top….next step handing out sun tan lotion samples at Costco…..

It’s kinda fucking funny.


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2012

07

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis is Hot and Showing Nipple for Max Italy of the Day

George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is amazing….proving that once a groupie whore, always a whore, cuz whores know how to work it and whores know how to get what they want without using much more than their tits, ass and pussy, and I like that she’s managed to increase her profile, just by inserting a dick in her…if only shoving random things in my ass would make me famous or high profile…no homo….girls have it easy…all it takes is having a vagina and this bitch looks hot as fuck.

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2012

23

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound?

I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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2012

16

May

Elisabetta Canalis Bottom Feeding Tits of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis pretty much won the lottery when Clooney, obsessed with Italy, decided to bring her ghetto trash, local news host ass to America, where she fell for the tacky site of Hollywood’s Luxury and jumped on Dancing with the Stars, even though her talent was really Dancing on the Stars with her pussy…..leading to hitting rock bottom, dating Steve-O, with no where to turn, since she bottom fed before she even go started….doing the last resort programming before ever making it….but that was before today….where she’s gone back to Europe to participate in Borat’s new movie promotion on a yacht…..the most relevant thing she’s done since Clooney…maybe this is a revival…her second chance…and who really cares if it is or isn’t…so long as she’s in a bikini…cuz her body is rocking.

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