Elisabetta Canalis holding onto her low level celebrity for fucking George Clooney by doing DWTS is pretty expected….and definitely not funnier than the thought of Chaz Bono doing dancing with the stars. I figure they should pair her up with Lacey Schwimmer since she’s the most sexually ambiguous of the crew, you know with all her thickness….I mean sure she’s got big tits but that don’t mean she doesn’t have dick….you know just like Chaz Bono….but this isn’t about a tranny weirdo…this is about some slutty Italian whore I love looking In her Bikini or Flashing some nipple ….
….only instead of bikinis and nipples she’s in a sport’s bra…showing off stomach and it’s lovely…cuz we’ll be seeing more of her in motion…even though she’s old and damaged goods…
George Clooney’s ex hooker/exclusive prostitute who pretends she’s an actress or TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis was out in her bikini, on a yacht, with another man, posing for the paparazzi cuz in a few months no one will care that she was dumped by Clooney, when he moves onto more scandalous lovers like Brad Pitt….cuz there’s no way he’s not a Gay….and she’s not a front who can never leak his story due to a language barrier…I know how it works…
I don’t Have the rights to post the pics….but I do have the rights to link whatever I want…and today that want stars a hot bodied, irrelevant, stripper looking bitch with biker tattoos in a white bikini and I fucking love white bikinis….
This Elisabetta Canalis chick does high class escorting right. Here she is on a fucking yacht, living a life of luxury, a known name thanks to George Clooney’s penis pretending to be on lock down with this chick, when really there’s gotta be more to this story of “love”….like her cashing the fuck in, prison tattoos and all, in exchange for the good life…and if I had a vagina…I’d probably do the same hustle…as I appreciate her level of work ethic….
All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other….
So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.
Here is George Clooney’s hired pussy and I know you’re thinking that she’s not a hired pussy, she’s an actual accomplished performer from Italy that has established a great career of her own and she just happened to get seduced by Clooney when he was at his house in Italy cuz he’s George Clooney, and instead of jerking off to pussy he sees on local TV, he makes a few phone calls and gets to fuck it in person…but based on her gutter stripper tattoos,I can tell there is more to this story than you think, and that is that George Clooney isn’t the first powerful dick she’s had inside her, cuz when a bitch like this gets on TV, no matter what country she is in, I know she’s used her pussy to get there….and that at least one person is getting extorted to shit….and who really cares about the details, just look at her tits and the way she rocks the mic like a pro….and not a pro on the mic…and actual pro…if you know what I mean.
Here is George Clooney’s ass in a bikini showing the world why she is George Clooney’s ass cuz George Clooney is one of those dudes who 99% of women would leave their husbands for, even if they love their husbands more than anything in the world and were conditioned to think they couldn’t survive without their husband after years of him putting them down and killing any self confidence or worth she has….he has that affect on women, so he gets to choose the ones he likes best like a fat bitch at an all you can eat buffet, since that’s just how his life has played out for him and I guess he’s not the only one who won at life, cuz this bitch, hot ass or not, managed to work her way into getting a job as Clooney’s sidekick, which means living the good life, without having to do any work despite the fact that this Canalis bitch was a success in the Italian entertainment industry before Clooney poached her like he was Victoria’s Secret recruiting interatoonal pussy, but that doesn’t count, cuz Italy Entertainment isn’t as significant as America….and closed minded Americans just see a stupid name that looks like a TGIF pasta dish…but the good news for her a Celebrity boyfriend and hot ass is international and she’s got both…and here are some pics….
George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….
Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do.
That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids. Everything is strategy.
George Clooney is dating some Italian pussy, because clearly she puts out, since it is good for her career, but unfortunately she’s not quite enough of a whore for me, because she was rockin’ a pair of panties under her see thru dress, making me think if she really wanted to make it, she’d step her shit up a notch, but then I remembered George Clooney owns her, so she’d be pretty set if she stayed clothed and that she’s just doing this see thru shit gratuitously for us to want to fuck her and for that she deserves a fucking Oscar, but first she needs Hollywood to give her some fuckin’ work.
The paparazzi are excited that they get to dig into their crates and pull out pictures they never thought would be worth anything, but as paparazzi have no choice but to hope and pray that they will, because pictures of semi-famous cunts in bikinis can go either way, you know maybe the girl will just fade into obscurity or maybe she’ll date Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, who probably owns 25% of her, and that’s why he allows this all to go down, and I’m not talking about the 25% of her that is in her bikini bottoms, I’m talking 25% of whatever she makes in Hollywood, it’s gotta be a business arrangement or she’s gotta take it up the ass a lot, because based on her face it just doesn’t make sense…even if he is old dick and his standards have dipped….
So these pictures are of her in Miami, before Clooney, when she was just some slag on the beach the paparazzi shot when they were waiting for real celebs, and her body is fuckin’ alright by me….
Here is George Clooney’s new Italian girlfriend, she was born in 1978 so I guess that makes her too old for me to wanna fuck, but too young for Clooney to date without looking like some kind of pervert who only fucks young hot pussy. At first I thought that she was some local girl who he met in a cafe eating pasta or whatever the fuck they do in Italy, who won her a Clooney and calls all her friends to brag about how she is the vagina to some big American star, but it turns out she’s some actor and model and TV host who is obviously trying to make it in the USA and the best way to get seen is to date a famous person, especially one everyone keeps tabs on who he is stickin his dick inside and since Hollywood is all about money and business deals, I’m sure Clooney owns the rights to her and is gettin’ paid out of this.
Either way here’s a retrospective (ha) of some of her work….
I have done some posts on her in the past, I knew I recognized the whore’s name because it rhymes with anus…and here they are if you are interested….think of it as a retrospective of my work…on this no name Italian….
Here’s some skinny model named Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini and she reminds me of this time I worked at a stable shoveling shit out of the horses stalls, not because she looks like shit, but because she looks like a horse, sure she’s got a skinny body and you’d probably fuck her, but that face is a little too reminiscent of the night all the stable boys got drunk and decided to take turns fuckin’ it. It wasn’t a proud moment, but either is this for Elisabetta Canalis or her husband.
My friend just broke up with his girlfriend so Iâ€™m supposed to go out for a beer with him this afternoon. It was one of those situations where no matter what he did nothing was good enough for her. He would take this bitch shopping at Burberry and Gucci and all those other overpriced bullshit stores and then they would get home and she would tell him what a useless motherfucker he was etc. I fucking hated her anyways so Iâ€™m kind like whatever.
He was also a drug dealer for a long time, and made as much money in 1 month as you probably so in 6, but stopped because she was all like â€œI love you and I donâ€™t want you to go to jail.â€ etc. Then when the money stopped rolling in and he couldnâ€™t take her ass out for $400 dinner and wine anymore, it turned into â€œYou are a useless piece of shit.â€ etc.
I always thought she was a stupid ugly bitch with no fucking brain anyways so Iâ€™m pretty happy to be honest cause this means I donâ€™t even have to speak to her again, and I can ignore her when I see her from now on.
He was fucking so many other girls while he was with her, that I think this whole “I’m going to miss her thing” is such bullshit. I donâ€™t think heâ€™s going to miss her, I think heâ€™s going to miss fucking her in the ass and fisting her while taking pictures. Pictures which, by the way, I suggested he make copies of and post around her hood for revenge, thatâ€™s another story tho.
Hereâ€™s Elisabetta Canalis. When I first saw these pics, I thought they were nip slips, but upon closer inspection realized I was wrong. I figured I would post them anyways, since I know you are a virgin and this is probably the closest thing you will get to see to a tit this week, except for when youâ€™re spying on your sister when she showers.