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2023

18

Dec

Liz Hurley’s Tits Out for the Near Dead DSL Lubrication of the Day

I’m not saying that Liz Hurley has dick sucking lips, but from where I am sitting all girls have dick sucking lips, so long as their mouths haven’t been sewn shut, even if they’ve got no lips, you know like they’ve been attacked by a pitbull as a child or they’ve been in a raging fire that required 100s of surgeries, or they’ve had acid thrown on them. We will find a way to make it work.

I am calling her lips Dick Sucking Lips because I assume they’ve sucked enough dick to have cold sores, and that her make-up artist is applying a thick layer of make-up to cover the battle wounds. It’s not easy for a girl in the 90s to make it in America as a top model, big tits aren’t enough because there were many big tits willing to kill for her career.

The reality is that this is more like a mortician applying the make-up to her lips to give her corpse some realistic life to it, because she’s 100 fucking years old.

She has managed to keep herself strategically youthful, because I saw this picture of her in 2004 and her face looks a little more like a normal aging 50 year old, so at 60 something, looking more taught means just one thing….LIES….

Through it all she’s still had the big model tits, that she’s used as ammo to get what she wants and I guess she realizes the big tits have distracted the people all these years, her face is irrelevant even though she won’t let it go natural old lady, we’re here for the tits. So pull out the tits grandma.

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2023

19

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Abs of the Day

I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley, Liz Hurley AI, Liz Hurley Snapchat Filter, or Liz Hurley son the tranny doing his best Liz Hurley…..because she’s an old as shit lady and her posting bikini pics as an old as shit lady seems like something old as shit ladies wouldn’t do, even if they owned a bikini line, unless the looked this good in a bikini…..but they rarely fucking do…

So is this from the archive, is this current pics to show off, is this not even Liz Hurley ALL these years later, who fucking cares, it’s big old lady tits that don’t look like old lady tits, even though the smell of the pussy is likely pure moth ball old lady stench, BIKINI-ING…like it was still the mid-90s…..

It’s disturbing but in a good way.

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2023

06

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley brings hope to all you perverts working at the old folks home that one day soon, all these vapid, superficial, 90s models with the big tits, who have used being rich as a method to keep their bodies looking fit, while injecting their faces, so that they maintain some level of curb appeal, despite their insides being old as shit, their brains being pruned and demented as shit…cuz shit STILL rots even when it looks like it doesn’t….

So yeah, it’ll make molesting the residents when working the night shift’s diaper duty a little less twisted of a fetish, since the current old folks, all wrinkly, thin skinned and frail from arthritis and bone density issues is just fucking weird…

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2023

31

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

I think Liz Hurley is dead and her team types into the AI “Generate a Liz Hurley Bikini Selfie” in efforts to keep her alive, because the 60 year old just can’t look this good unless everything about this shit is altered, modified, artificial and strategic…..

That or she did 10,000 bikini pics a decade ago and they still have material to post to her social media….

It just doesn’t make sense, unless rich ladies who don’t work that hard, who eat well, do fitness, stay hydrated and who get strategic botox are better than the garbage, stress filled, old looking bitches her age that I see.

Endorsing Hurley as if she’s EDERLY INCLUSIVE in this era of woke is really a loop hope, and is not really inclusive to the actual women her age who don’t still look fuckable…because there are 20 year olds who look way more shit than this and that confuses me!

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2023

11

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley White Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if this is current LIZ HURLEY, or if it’s her son in a Liz Hurley LATEX mask from the people who supply the guys who play international politicians….

He is trans and doing the “blackface” equivalent of man playing a woman seems to be in his wheelhouse…successful TUCK….

Maybe it’s a face filter, or some strategic face fillers that unlike Madonna almost pass as a natural look, despite her being the same age as Madonna..

Maybe it’s photoshop….or from the archives of content she produced decades ago, so that she could exist long after she died as masturbation fodder for the fans…

I just know LIZ HURLEY’s old ass titty is spilling out of a white bikini….

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2022

31

Aug

Liz Hurley Ass Front the Front of the Day

Liz Hurley is a freak but the good kind of freak, since she poses half naked in pics like this, where you can see her old ass from the front, and for whatever reason, it’s not a horrible ass, which makes no sense since it’s pushing 60, but it could still function like a old lady ass, since you can’t paint the rotting shed white, make it look brand new, but the fucking thing is about to fucking collapse, so the ass from the front, could be an incontinent ass, it could be a diaper wearing ass, it could be an ass that has lost controls of its bowels, unfortunately not all over my face and I don’t even like feces at all, it may have massive hemorrhoids as old ladies get, maybe she’s got polyps removed from cancer or maybe it’s just blown out for lots of anal, girl did need to eat all these years, we have no idea, we just get to see it on a good day when it’s not being changed by her full time nurse, cuz she’s old!

That doesn’t mean I won’t watch the white washed rot before it collapses, she’s still hot! It’s weird! I don’t like it as a concept, but I also like it!

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2022

02

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Titty Bounce of the Day

Liz Hurley just can’t stop and I guess won’t stop…..and I am all for it, because she still looks hot, despite being old as shit, and I like to endorse that to pressure girls out there to not let themselves go, the way the rest of the media tells them to stay fat and be disgusting…..IT IS PROPAGANDA and big media lies….because we all know that fat, dumpy middle of the road 60 year olds are not hot or anything we’d want to fuck when Liz Hurley’s ar still out there.

Sure, there may be a face filter, this may be her son, but I have a feeling that the swollen senior tits are actually her, she’s just been able to focus on being vain all these years because she’s rich from being hot, so why not keep it going….

All this to say, looking good, keep reminding us that any ladies her age or younger who don’t have bodies like this are fucking slackers because it CAN be done.


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2022

22

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley is out here in a bikini doing a bikini titty jiggle, because I guess she still can.

The craziest thing about it is that she must be using some serious filters or CGI, or she’s just the best kind of freak of nature who focused on maintaining her hotness instead of doing anything else, you know smearing herself in coconut oil and hibernating in some Michael Jackson caliber isolation tank, because this doesn’t and will never make sense to me.

I guess she’s just doing what she knows, assuming this isn’t just a Liz Hurley AR filter from Instagram…but I have a feeling she may actually still look this good and that she’s just doing all she’s ever known well into her retirement….even though she’s not actually retired…since she’s barely ever worked a day in her life, but thanks to looking like Liz Hurley, was very prosperous just existing.

Anyway, she’s like the 90 year old down the street who told me the key to a long life is to keep going, to not give up, to keep working on projects, to keep fiddling around with various thing, whether it’s a garden or another hobby, so that you always have something to do….and your body doesn’t give out on you….where selling the house, moving to an assisted living facility is just pre-death, that will give you a premature death, only when Liz Hurly does it, you want to fuck it, when my 90 year old neighbor brings over a pie she baked, you’d rather fuck the pie….not that she brings me over pie….not that there’s a 90 year old neighbor….but there is bikini jiggles like a 20 year old in her 60s to keep on track, rather than moving into that assisted living facility….if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…because I have no idea what I mean.

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2022

06

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Jubilee of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is celebrating her native land of England along with the rest of the commonwealth, because they are happy that the Queen has been Queen for 70 years, it’s an achievement assuming the Queen is still alive and not some Augmented Reality. An instagram filter, used to fuck with the fans because they don’t want to be breaking any hearts….

I may not understand that appreciation of the Royal Family, their colonialism, or sponsorship of corporations to take over North America, I may find it a dated tradition that doesn’t really benefit any of us except maybe for Megan Markle….Hi Megan.

But this isn’t about the queen, their partnering up with corporations to steal land from the natives….

This is about Liz Hurley, old as shit and still looking good in a bikini, which makes no sense to me, but it doesn’t need to makes sense to me, even if she’s also augmented reality or an instagram filter, I can support that lie, you know because she’s still hot in a bikini at her old as shit age. It’s impressive, but probably doesn’t smell as good as it looks.

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2022

09

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley’s producing some rockin’ bikini content despite being in her 50s.

There is not guarantee that this isn’t her transgender son with Steve Bing who recently killed himself, rocking an Elizabeth Hurley face filter, or if this is the old SLAG’s actual body, but since it’s the internet and on the screen and not happening in front of us, we’ll just take it with a grain of salt and assume the old lady is just too vain to let herself rot, or to not produce bikini content in all her old age glory so that the fans can keep jacking off to her like 30 years haven’t gone by since we first discovered her turning tricks for Hugh Grant.

Movie magic, rich person vanity, transgenders in Augmented Reality filters or not, we’ll believe this lie, like all lies on TV….we’re conditioned to.

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