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2013

18

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley is Old, Sloppy and Amazing at the Pool of the Day


Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s 100, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, and can accept what is because it once was…she’s amazing..

Now trust me, I hate imperfections, fat bitches, disgusting pussy, anything that is not running at 100 percent, and I hate the whole women falling off thanks to aging…but this is one time I’m loving it…in all it’s disgusting glory…

Maybe it is cuz she’s taken ownership of it, when she normally hides it, or maybe I’m just a freak….but whatever it is…I’m down.

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2011

14

Dec

Elizabeth Hurley Photoshopped Bikini Pics of the Day

Liz Hurley won’t get in a bikini for her bikini store launches in the UK…she hires bitches to do that for her….and she won’t get in a bikini on vacation…she wears one pieces and covers up….but for some reason she agreed to get into a bikini for some bootleg, low quality looking magazine I’ve never heard of, because I guess they agreed to photoshop her so hard that it’s no longer a picture of her anymore legally….and I’m not complaining, cuz seriously, I don’t need to see an old mom, ex model, half naked, I can just look at her pics from when she was at her prime….that’s what matters….not this shit….

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2011

05

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley For Breast Cancer Picture of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley For Breast Cancer Picture of the Day

Here’s a classy, amazing, hilarious picture of who I’m guessing is Liz Hurley’s cheating boyfriend grabbing his cock and sticking out his tongue at her during some Breast Cancer Month event she was lending her great breasts to either mock breast cancer, or possibly to challenge breast cancer by hanging this carrot in front of its eyes, like I sometimes do with peanut butter and my dog….or humiliate breast cancer survivors with great natural tits they’ll never have but once had before cancer ruined them…..even the implants covered by their medical insurance can never compare….

Either way, hot old lady. Funny Pic…

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2011

29

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley’s Rockin’ Tits for a Breast Cancer Event of the Day

What better way to celebrate tits for Breast Cancer than to show off your tits, I mean provided this breast cancer event isn’t for breast cancer survivors who have lost their breast, only to have a bitch like this walk in and show them her spectacular breasts, you know rubbing it in in a look what I have that you don’t have and mine are so good they made me famous while you’re tried to kill you….kind of thing….cuz old or not, Liz Hurley’s got a great body and even greater tits…and here she is showing them off for a cause…just because she can…

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2011

29

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

I’ve decided these hard nippled Liz Hurley pics in a luxurious looking robe on the set of Gossip Girl….is all I really need to post to call it a day…seriously…I’m exhausted from looking at this amazingness..I think all my blood went to my testicles…or some shit and I’m feeling kinda faint…or maybe it’s just the dehydration, diabetes, liver failure, obesity, kidney stones, skin rash, impotency getting the bes t of me…

That’s not to say I won’t post more today…but it is to say..why the fuck bother…mom or not….late 40s or not….she’s fantastic.

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2011

03

May

Elizabeth Hurley Not in her Bikini Promoting Bikinis of the DAy

I hate these bitches who make a living off being in a bikini when they were at their prime, now make a living off selling bikinis as a mom pussied bitch, but who feels all insecure or some bullshit, and won’t lift those mom pussy lips off the ground and tuck the shit into a bikini, to show the world she still got it going on, cuz girls with bodies like this, 40 years old or not, deserve to be seen half naked, especially when the shit is their livlihood…. We get it you’re old, you’re a mom, get fucking naked already. True story…

Either way, here she is opening another one of her bathing suit stores that makes her millions and millions…

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2011

19

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Not in a Bikini Promoting a Bikini of the Day

This is kind of a scam, if you want me to believe in your product, you have to come across in a way that makes me think you believe in it too, it’s just not good sales to be fully clothed, dressing up random whores to promote your shit, when you’ve got the tits and mom body to do it your fucking self….If anything it just makes me hate her clothing line…cuz I feel like she’s just slapping her name on it for a paycheck…instead of slapping her pussy on it and getting wet….

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2010

24

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley’s Tits Hang With Her Rich Husband of the Day

The funny thing about Elizabeth Hurley is not that she was dating Hugh Grant back when he got busted for trying to fuck a tranny. It is not that she has an illegit kid with some billionaire notorious for knocking bitches up and pretending the kids aren’t his. It is that he married herself a slumdog millionaire.

Sure, there’s probably nothing wrong with Indian people, I am sure they are lovely and every single Indian I have ever spoken to at an outsourced call center or an Indian restaurant has been alright….I guess it’s just weird to see an Indian dude with hot white pussy. I guess he doesn’t mind a 45 year old with baggage because she’s Liz Hurley and has great tits….and she doesn’t mind his curry smell cuz his money is a great distraction…But you can’t put a price on love…who cares if he owned the factory she was getting her swimsuits made in…but you can put a price on great natural tits…especially if you’re a stripper, pornstar or prostitute…

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2010

31

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley with Some Bitches in a Bikini of the Day

There’s something sketchy about about a bitch peddling product she hires bitches to wear so that she doesn’t have to put it on…It makes the consumer think, if she doesn’t wear it and goes so far to hire a motherfucker to wear it for her, there must be something wrong with it….maybe her bikini line causes rashes, or maybe it causes yeast infection, or maybe it causes skin cancer, fuck I don’t know, that’s gotta be the only reason why she wouldn’t slip into the shit, when she knows all people care about when they buy her bikini line is seeing her wear her bikini line, otherwise people would buy the non-Elizabeth Hurley bikini line….

I mean unless she’s just self conscious of her old, tired, saggy, sloppy, disgusting body that was once prime and loved by everyone, and if that’s the case, she has no business using her name to market the shit…cuz a twat who avoids bikinis isn’t really a relevant expert on bikinis no matter how hard she rocked them in the 90s….

Either way, the whole thing is very upsetting and confusing, but at least the bitches in the bikinis with her are worth lookin’ at….

Pics via LFI

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