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2014

29

Oct

Emma Watson for ELLE UK of the Day

Emma Watson creeps me out – because I know you weirdos have been jerking off to her since before she hit puberty. You know Harry Potter fans, just socially awkward enough, thanks to a love for Wizards, to sexualize her or at least “collect her”….to wait for her to turn 18….and I don’t think I can really see past that and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie. I just know what she represents…

I mean maybe if her editorials for Elle were a little better concept than this suburban real estate mom working on her new “casual” look for an ad she’s running…or maybe this is some Kids author working on her media kit…

This can’t be a well paid hollywood star…it’s just too fucking boring to be…especially when you consider the amount of people who masturbated to her over the years, people who would probably still masturbate to these because they feature her and that’s how nerd loyalty works ,I just think it could have been so much better…but I still wouldn’t care because Emma Watson is dull.

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2014

13

Mar

Emma Watson Does Elle of the Day

Emma Watson was in Elle.

I am only posting it because I find Emma Watson a funny character, only because her fan base, a ridiculously loyal fan base, is made up by a huge percentage of creepy perverts that are Harry Potter fans and who watched her grow up. You know, who waited for the day she turned 18 to jerk off to her…like most creepy pervert fans who have obsessive behavior about random nerd shit…

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2014

10

Jan

Emma Watson’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Emma Watson is one of those creepy girls who you know a lot of virgin loser nerd sci/fi fantasy Harry Potter awkward people have jerked off to…even scenes of her in the first one…

YOu know there’s a guy out there who is all about that shit and who hates that she turned 18 and became legal because posts like this fuck up the years she was 10 for him….

While on the flip side, weird Potter fans who aren’t pedos, will love her til they day she dies because they have little going on and watched her grow up to be the woman she is…like a dad or big brother…but with more masturbating to her…

ALl I know is she’s on the beach with a boyfriend who will probably knock her up…but more importantly…that’s she got a massive fucking ass on her little body…thanks to genetically modified foods and I actually love it…that the first time I’ve been down with this girl, because unlike the rest of the world I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie…

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2013

21

May

Emma Watson for W of the Day

Emma Watson is in W MAGAZINE and these are some of the pictures….boring fucking pictures…that luckily are exciting to her fans, because her fans are into Wizards and shit, making them not so into girls, or at least into fucking girls, but more into lusting after them in uncomfortable ways as they LARP…..

You know she could be in a clown costume, mascot costume, just the idea that it is Emma Watson…the EMMA WATSON…from Harry Potter….makes them spontaneously ejaculate….I mean as far as they’re concerned they’ve been in a relationship for the last decade and her older familiar face…is all they want to know…and anyway they get it, they are stoked…

While I’m more into nude fashion shoots. Call me crazy.

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2013

14

May

Is this an Emma Watson See Through of the Day

These pictures of Emma Watson at the airport are circulating – and people are saying you can see her nipples….

I don’t see her nipples.

I am guessing the people who do are either Harry Potter nerd freaks who have been wanting this day to come so badly the last 10 years they’ve been watching her every move, coupled with the fact that they think they are fucking wizards….you know like you…you freak…


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2013

02

Apr

Emma Watson for GQ of the DAy

Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over.

The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.

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2013

27

Mar

Emma Watson Wax Figure Will Turn You On of the Day

I hate these Wax figures, I find them insanely creepy, but figure since you probably have sex with plastic figures that resemble the girls from your favorite sci-fi fantasy movies, who you’ve already set up fake marriages with, and who you have morning coffee with, this dead stare probably drives you fucking crazy. I mean it is the only human interaction you’ve ever had, or the closest thing you’ve had…and your dream is to one day craft something like this, cuz you have loved her and known that Emma Watson was your soul mate since she was 12…and this model of her, like your model of the Death Star, may be as close as you can get to that love, which to you is better than nothing. You virgin loser freak.

So I’m posting it, cuz I like to humor you. I’m a good guy like that – and this is creepy as fuck.


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2013

20

Mar

Emma Watson is a “Natural Beauty” for James Houston of the Day

Emma Waston is wet and topless for James Houston’s “Natural Beauty” campaign and it is amazing. Even if she is Safe for Work topless.

Now, I didn’t read the paragraph I copy pasted about this “Natural Beauty” project by some guy named James Houston, but can assume it is some charity event or project for some cause that he has lured his celebrity friends to get behind, naked….because the whole concept is “Natural Beauty”, and luckily for you weirdos who have had a thing for Emma Watson since she was 12 and you couldn’t wait for her to turn 18 to make your fantasies less illegal, you’ll be happy to know, she’s part of it and here are the pics….

If you want to know more about James Houston’s Natural Beauty campaign :

Here’s the trailer:

Now Read this:

Launching in conjunction with World Earth Week 2013, Monday April 22, the NATURAL BEAUTY exhibition will run at MILK Gallery in New York and MILK Studios in Los Angeles. The exhibit will also be promoted through a number of events, including a public installation on the NYC High Line, a public panel discussion on the environment with leading politicians and public figures, and a web series on ‘The Making of the NATURAL BEAUTY Campaign’.

The NATURAL BEAUTY photography book will be published and launched in conjunction with the Exhibition. The book will compile 120 images of some of the world’s leading models and celebrities that advocate for environmental awareness, including Christy Turlington, Adrian Grenier, Brooke Shields and Elle Macpherson. Each subject was photographed with a simple natural object — for example drift wood, stone, coral or metal, or graphic images of natural objects — that depict human form with the beauty of nature. The book includes an introduction by Matt Petersen, President & CEO of Global Green USA.

I am sure it’s a good cause, like all charities, that spend 10 million dollars on events and infrastructure to raise 10.5 million dollars.

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2013

08

Mar

Emma Watson in “The Bling Ring” Trailer of the Day

Everyone’s favorite hipster director….thanks to nepotism….Sofia Copoola….comes The Bling Ring….which is about the group of LA famous people obsessed kids who used the internet to track celebs and rob their homes….you probably remember that story…it was a big deal a few years ago…people like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox and Lohan all got robbed….

Well the movie is comin’ out, and Emma Watson is in it, and this is the Trailer…and since I like the vibe of the movie and you’ve liked Emma Watson since she was 12 and you felt she’d grow up into a nice young girl…like you did with your neighbor’s kid…..I’m posting it…even though she’s far too clothed to really be bothering….but Emma Watson fans are weird and this is porn to them…..

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